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uhramechi
01-17-2006, 07:26 AM
this is thanks to www.cominganarchy.com

posted by younghusband http://www.cominganarchy.com/wp-content/themes/victorian_pagan/images/faceplate_Younghusband.gif
(he is the author of the news)

I admit freely that I am of that particular sub-class of human society labelled as “geek,” but I must’ve been too busy on the pitch playing rugby and working out at the gym last the summer and somehow missed this!

Last June a dude named Bobby Henderson wrote an open letter to the Kansas State Education Board in regards to their debate about intelligent design getting equal time in schools with the theory of evolution. He proposed that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints on intelligent design, saying (1) :


Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. ... It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.


http://www.cominganarchy.com/images/fsm_touched_by_noodly_appendage.jpg

Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph(2) to illustrate the point.

This FSM thing exploded on BoingBoing (here [3]and more here[4]) and t-shirts and stickers(5) were made depicting FSM Ichthys and pirate fish. There was even a “protestant” schism that broke off known as the Demuristic Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster(6). A RealUltimatePower(9) crossover(8) also appeared.

Learn more about Pastafarianism from the ever-enlightening Wikipedia or from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s website (www.venganza.org).

May His Pastaness watch over thee with his noodly appendage… Ramen.

links:
original source: http://www.cominganarchy.com/archives/2006/01/12/church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/
1-)http://www.venganza.org/
2-)http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg
3-)http://www.boingboing.net/2005/06/22/dear_kansas_why_stop.html
4-)http://www.boingboing.net/2005/08/23/fsm_flotsam.html
5-)http://www.venganza.org/store.htm
6-)http://www.demurism.info.ms/
7-)http://www.realultimatepower.net/
8-)http://www.everythingisdumb.com/fsm/fsm.html


POSTDATA: i forget ohow to put the links inside the text, so i decided to put number after the word that have the link, is mean, for exemple where is graph (2) here must be a link, but i forget how toput, so you have to go to the list and make click in th elink (2) and see the information that belong there. sorry

bye god bless you

caridon
01-17-2006, 07:44 AM
FSM is one of the best responses to ID that you can think of.

It is utterly ridicoulus BUT it carries the same scuentific weight as ID.
therefore if you claim that all "theories" must be given equal time then you cant say that FSM is bogus without saying ID is bogus (and that is the idea)

IN the same area check out "Inteligent falling" from the onion
it is a laught too.

/C

Durandal
01-17-2006, 09:39 AM
Old news, but still always amusing.

And yeah, it is the answer the ID is science morons.

mi35d
01-17-2006, 12:44 PM
All hail the great FSM!

I assume the order has its priests, acolytes, etc.? Lay people in the church can be given the honorific, "Bringer of the Cheese".

Saranof
01-17-2006, 12:48 PM
The FSM is FALSE INFIDEL GOD!
All true belivers know the only being is The Invisible Pink Unicorn (Blessed be Her Holy Hooves)

ElHombre
01-17-2006, 02:18 PM
The FSM is FALSE INFIDEL GOD!
All true belivers know the only being is The Invisible Pink Unicorn (Blessed be Her Holy Hooves)

BLASPHEEMER!!! thou triest to tempt believers from the One True Faith that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. thou shalt not succeed.

Bugalugs
01-17-2006, 02:48 PM
http://craphound.com/images/spaghettimonster.jpg

mi35d
01-17-2006, 07:50 PM
ALL HAIL the great FSM for he shall bring peace to thine dinner table. Speak not of Pink Unicorns nor the Magical Beige Beavers for they are false gods unto man.

Yeah, tho I walk through the Hidden Valley of the food pyramid, I will fear no carbs for the FSM is serving me.

Hail FSM full of taste, thine meatballs are with thee.

Bugalugs
01-17-2006, 10:24 PM
blessed are thee amongst canned goods

and blessed is the fruit of thine womb tubgirl

mi35d
01-18-2006, 12:00 PM
Yeh, speak the truth and you shall be rewarded with a baptism in marinara sauce.

All hail the FSM.