Where/When did you lost your virginity?

[Jack Mehoff]

18 year old
Kingston, Canada
Back seat of a rental car
Victim of a Canadian girl friend of 6 months

[California Joe]

17
Lakeland, Florida
**** model from my art class.
Her house, during a party.

[EvanL]

15
NYC
Random party girl. Got her number but it fell out of my pocket on the subway.

[Kenshin]

17
My Baby Bro's Baby Sitter..
Did it while my bro's sleepin...

[Seoulstriker]

I'm still a virgin.

I'll do it when i'm married. :)

[Vance]

Like a virgin.... Ey!

[memphiz]

ill probly loose it in my pants...

[Vance]

ill probly loose it in my pants...
BTDT

[Haiw]

I'm still a virgin.

I'll do it when i'm married. :)
Dude, that only works if your name is Britney.

[farmgirl]

lakeland, florida....
guy that drew me in art class....

wait... that wasn't me.... ;)




17
back seat of a car
with my boyfriend of 2 years....
and future husband

[Jack Mehoff]

17
back seat of a car
with my boyfriend of 2 years....
and future husband

Can Joe and I continue his legacy? :lol:

[California Joe]

lakeland, florida....
guy that drew me in art class....

wait... that wasn't me...

Sure looked like you..... ;)

[Operation Ivy]

15 :cantbeli:
Canada trip with school :D
Girlfriend of a year
Still dating her at 19 :P

[Seoulstriker]

17
back seat of a car
with my boyfriend of 2 years....
and future husband


shotgun wedding? ;)

[farmgirl]

17
back seat of a car
with my boyfriend of 2 years....
and future husband


shotgun wedding? ;)


not unless you call sleeping with him at 17 and getting married at 23 a shotgun wedding..... :)

[Seoulstriker]

17
back seat of a car
with my boyfriend of 2 years....
and future husband


shotgun wedding? ;)


not unless you call sleeping with him at 17 and getting married at 23 a shotgun wedding..... :)

*** before marriage? farmgirl, i am deeply disappointed in you. :|

skank.








(just kidding!) :hug:

[Ratamacue]

Seoul, not everyone shares your views that you should marry before having ***.

[California Joe]

Seoul is mental isn't he.

[farmgirl]

17
back seat of a car
with my boyfriend of 2 years....
and future husband


shotgun wedding? ;)


not unless you call sleeping with him at 17 and getting married at 23 a shotgun wedding..... :)

*** before marriage? farmgirl, i am deeply disappointed in you. :|

skank.








(just kidding!) :hug:


You know Seoul.... you owe me an apology on that one. I am not and have never been a skank. I have slept with one man in my life, and though I wasn't married to him the first time, I did marry him.
Kiss my ass

So completely not funny. :| :bash:

[Operation Ivy]

ouch

[memphiz]

17
back seat of a car
with my boyfriend of 2 years....
and future husband


shotgun wedding? ;)


not unless you call sleeping with him at 17 and getting married at 23 a shotgun wedding..... :)

*** before marriage? farmgirl, i am deeply disappointed in you. :|

skank.








(just kidding!) :hug:


You know Seoul.... you owe me an apology on that one. I am not and have never been a skank. I have slept with one man in my life, and though I wasn't married to him the first time, I did marry him.
Kiss my ass
woot go Farmgirl

[California Joe]

2 strikes.

[Vance]

Uhh


*Walks away*

[usa320]

*in BIll Clinton Drawl*

It depends what your defenition of *** is...


rofl

[Merik]

14
Panama City, Florida during spring break
Parking lot of a hotel, pretty wasted, some chick that was there at a party, also was videotaped by a crowd.


And Seoul, god damn man you need to learn to shut up sometimes dude.

[Fargin]

18
At Roskilde music festival

to be more specific

in a tent

to be a little bit more specific

in a punani

[cut]

16
my bed, my room, my house, london (at the time obviously)
my family weren't there so we took advantage of the situation
girlfriend of 6 months last saw her over a year and a half ago randomly in a pub

[Trigger]

Age 5, I seduced my babysitter.

What?

[farmgirl]

Age 5, I seduced my babysitter.

What?


rofl was she a professional?

at this point.... we don't know.....

[Trigger]

Oh yeah, she was very professional. She even read me bedtime stories.



...of course they were 'Penthouse Letters'

What?

[farmgirl]

Oh yeah, she was very professional. She even read me bedtime stories.



...of course they were 'Penthouse Letters'

What?

:cantbeli: you kill me, Trigger....

name the movie my "professional" quote came from?

[Trigger]

?
My movie knowledge has failed me.

[farmgirl]

?
My movie knowledge has failed me.



About Last Night

[Trigger]

Never saw that one.

[budanski]

Age 5, I seduced my babysitter.

What?

rofl

I lost my virginity at age 17*, 18*, 19*, 20*, 21*.... 31*

*proclaimed born-again virgin status after every deed ;)

[Trigger]

Poor guy, only got it once a year rofl

[memphiz]

Jack's wife ;)




*lets see what he says this time :)

[James]

15
Girlfriend of 6 months
Her parents were home
There was no lock on her bedroom door
It was very exciting (duh!)

[farmgirl]

Never saw that one.


Whaaaaat? I thought you had seen every film known to man. (or woman for that matter)

[Seoulstriker]

farmgirl, take a joke once in a while. :| :hug:

[farmgirl]

farmgirl, take a joke once in a while. :| :hug:


Take a joke once in awhile?
I take jokes every single day on here..... and I enjoy it. I don't mind when the jokes get a little racy.... hell, I even encourage that sometimes, but there are some things that one doesn't joke about, and being called a skank is one of them. It was not funny then, and it is not funny now.

I'm still waiting for that apology. :|

[Jack Mehoff]

Feel free to call me a skank or manwhore. I don't mind

[Seoulstriker]

farmgirl, take a joke once in a while. :| :hug:


Take a joke once in awhile?
I take jokes every single day on here..... and I enjoy it. I don't mind when the jokes get a little racy.... hell, I even encourage that sometimes, but there are some things that one doesn't joke about, and being called a skank is one of them. It was not funny then, and it is not funny now.

I'm still waiting for that apology. :|

i'm sorry, farmgirl. :|

[farmgirl]

farmgirl, take a joke once in a while. :| :hug:


Take a joke once in awhile?
I take jokes every single day on here..... and I enjoy it. I don't mind when the jokes get a little racy.... hell, I even encourage that sometimes, but there are some things that one doesn't joke about, and being called a skank is one of them. It was not funny then, and it is not funny now.

I'm still waiting for that apology. :|

i'm sorry, farmgirl. :|


Thank you. :hug: You are forgiven. I'm quite certain that you didn't mean it as an insult, but there are some things that just aren't funny. I take that very seriously. I appreciate the apology. :D

[Haiw]

FG is one though *censor* *censor* *beeep*...

At least that'll save me an apology.


And on this farm there lived a .....
Hiya hiya ho...
Just kidding ;) :hug:

[farmgirl]

FG is one though *censor* *censor* *beeep*...

At least that'll save me an apology.


And on this farm there lived a .....
Hiya hiya ho...
Just kidding ;) :hug:

Don't make me hurt you, Haiw.... and after I protected you from Joe too..... cheese and rice! :roll:

[Haiw]

Some people like getting hurt by a woman though..right CJ?

Anyway, what's wrong about a song a girl on a farm in Idaho? ;)

[MolliG]

16 and still a virgin here... And darn proud of it! woot

[Salty Dog]

17
My Baby Bro's Baby Sitter..
Did it while my bro's sleepin...

you had *** with your little sister while your little brother was sleeping?

[Seoulstriker]

16 and still a virgin here... And darn proud of it! woot

congrats. don't let guys try to take that away from you. :) woot

[Jack Mehoff]

16 and still a virgin here... And darn proud of it! woot

congrats. don't let guys try to take that away from you. :) woot

http://www.teamwarfare.com/forums/smilies/beat.gif

[ChuckThunder]

17
My Baby Bro's Baby Sitter..
Did it while my bro's sleepin...

you had *** with your little sister while your little brother was sleeping?

Glad I'm not the only one who didn't understand what he said... :|

[Jack Mehoff]

17
My Baby Bro's Baby Sitter..
Did it while my bro's sleepin...

you had *** with your little sister while your little brother was sleeping?

He said "sitter" not "sister"

[Guttorm]

Hrm, I was 17, with my 16 yr old gf.
Her mom's house in Stavanger.

[ChuckThunder]

17
My Baby Bro's Baby Sitter..
Did it while my bro's sleepin...

you had *** with your little sister while your little brother was sleeping?

He said "sitter" not "sister"

I guess I can't read... :D

[California Joe]

16 and still a virgin here... And darn proud of it! woot

congrats. don't let guys try to take that away from you. :) woot

Same to you Striker, don't let GUYS try to take that from you either.

Again.

[farmgirl]

16 and still a virgin here... And darn proud of it! woot

congrats. don't let guys try to take that away from you. :) woot

It's been my impression that MolliG is a guy..... correct me if I'm wrong. What say you Molli? ;)

[NcDeuce]

http://www.bytebrothers.org/clinton-lewinsky.jpg

That depends on what your definition of 'is' is.

rofl

:cantbeli:

[dhfactory]

16.
Girl was 18, in her parents house.
Been sleeping with as many girls as possible ever since.

-Sean

[citizen-k]

16 and still a virgin here... And darn proud of it! woot

congrats. don't let guys try to take that away from you. :) woot

Same to you Striker, don't let GUYS try to take that from you either.

Again.

rofl

[memphiz]

16 and still a virgin here... And darn proud of it! woot

congrats. don't let guys try to take that away from you. :) woot

Same to you Striker, don't let GUYS try to take that from you either.

Again.

rofl rofl

[Salty Dog]

17
My Baby Bro's Baby Sitter..
Did it while my bro's sleepin...

you had *** with your little sister while your little brother was sleeping?

He said "sitter" not "sister"

I guess I can't read... :D


ohhhhhhh man, am i illiterate! i am glad that it is cleared up now.

[Salty Dog]

i never had *** yet, but maybe i will before i go to bootcamp. :P

[Midtown]

16, My house, My Bed, My vodka.
With a girl I had been with for a month or so,
Since then I've popped 4 cherrys. I hate having *** with virgins. Half of them are total fish ***. BOOO TO FISH ***

[Vance]

Someone please tell the virgin what fish *** is

[memphiz]

Someone please tell the virgin what fish *** is
where they flop around like a "fish" not knowing what there doing and think there trying to please you...just think of a fish when you bring it out of the water and it flops around every were all crazy

[citizen-k]

18, After 2 girlfriends who were "technically unsuitable" I decided to go for the public mattress (aka - "I'll do you for a joint" and "don't worry - you'll fit") - my house, my bed, my joint.

(the "mattress" had a "sister-mattress" and a "cousin-mattress" - these were good times!!!)

[ChuckThunder]

18, After 2 girlfriends who were "technically unsuitable" I decided to go for the public mattress (aka - "I'll do you for a joint" and "don't worry - you'll fit") - my house, my bed, my joint.

(the "mattress" had a "sister-mattress" and a "cousin-mattress" - these were good times!!!)

Funny story. rofl

[budanski]

18, After 2 girlfriends who were "technically unsuitable" I decided to go for the public mattress (aka - "I'll do you for a joint" and "don't worry - you'll fit") - my house, my bed, my joint.

(the "mattress" had a "sister-mattress" and a "cousin-mattress" - these were good times!!!)

Thats just not kosher. ;)

[Caesar]

Someone please tell the virgin what fish *** is
where they flop around like a "fish" not knowing what there doing and think there trying to please you...just think of a fish when you bring it out of the water and it flops around every were all crazy

I though it was cold and wet. :lol:

[Javehn]

18, After 2 girlfriends who were "technically unsuitable" I decided to go for the public mattress (aka - "I'll do you for a joint" and "don't worry - you'll fit") - my house, my bed, my joint.

(the "mattress" had a "sister-mattress" and a "cousin-mattress" - these were good times!!!)

Thats just not kosher. ;)

Then probably you wouldn't want to hear my story ..

[budanski]

Of course I'd like to hear it. Doesnt mean I'm not guilty of it myself in my hey-days. ;)

[Javehn]

Hahaha , no way i am telling .
Well , that was very long time ago , and involves some money payin .

[budanski]

pervert! ;)

Actually, my friend could have helped you there. He's doing time right now in federal prison for trafficking girls for so called "modeling studios" here in Texas and California. ****, I've revealed too much info.... :|

[Javehn]

"modeling studios" ! I know those ! Or "Health/Sport clubs" . How long your friend doing ?

[Vance]

pervert! ;)

Actually, my friend could have helped you there. He's doing time right now in federal prison for trafficking girls for so called "modeling studios" here in Texas and California. ****, I've revealed too much info.... :|
Where in Texas do you live?

[budanski]

How long your friend doing ?

Unfortunately for federal sentences, when they say 10 years, he'll do 10. If it were state, he would do less time than what was sentenced if on good behavior.


Where in Texas do you live?

A hop and a skip from you. In the medical center.

[serbian boy]

15
Somewhere along U.S. Mexico border
cheap sleazy hotel.
With Californian Joes mom!! :P

[budanski]

15
Somewhere along U.S. Mexico border
cheap sleazy hotel.
With Californian Joes mom!! :P

Lay off the mom jokes, cause I just got off of yours. seriously, humping the donkey from the donkey shows don't count. ;)

[serbian boy]

Sorry dude but my mom is dead :(

[budanski]

Then you of all people shouldnt be cracking mom jokes in the first place.

[ArmedPacifist]

17

New Years Eve
Dominican Republic on a family vacation that got a little X rated with a girl I met in a bar.

[citizen-k]

18, After 2 girlfriends who were "technically unsuitable" I decided to go for the public mattress (aka - "I'll do you for a joint" and "don't worry - you'll fit") - my house, my bed, my joint.

(the "mattress" had a "sister-mattress" and a "cousin-mattress" - these were good times!!!)

Thats just not kosher. ;)

no no no - not a prostitute! (never done that!)

I ment an easy girl... I guess the Israeli guys will understand: "Kibutznikit, moshavnikit" :lol:

[budanski]

edit: double post

[budanski]

no no no - not a prostitute! (never done that!)

I ment an easy girl... I guess the Israeli guys will understand: "Kibutznikit, moshavnikit" :lol:

I wasnt thinking that, citizen-k. I too have never had to pay for such services myself, nor did I took any "free samples" through my connections. Prostitutes came up with Javehn's comments. :D

[anonymous individual]

18, I am still a virgin.

[citizen-k]

no no no - not a prostitute! (never done that!)

I ment an easy girl... I guess the Israeli guys will understand: "Kibutznikit, moshavnikit" :lol:

I wasnt thinking that, citizen-k. I too have never had to pay for such services myself, nor did I took any "free samples" through my connections. Prostitutes came up with Javehn's comments. :D

So where is the "not kosher" part of an orgy? :D

[budanski]

Did a rabbi prepare the orgy for you? ;)

[citizen-k]

Did a rabbi prepare the orgy for you? ;)

The bible is full of orgies! (one of the best books of that genre)

[budanski]

Just what this place needs. Me becoming a bible toting right winger. :(

[Kenshin]

i never had *** yet, but maybe i will before i go to bootcamp. :P

better make sure of that or you will regret it..

[Kenshin]

15
Somewhere along U.S. Mexico border
cheap sleazy hotel.
With Californian Joes mom!! :P

...Are you considered normal in serbia?

[Kenshin]

Sorry dude but my mom is dead :(

..and this can be considered an excuse for telling mom jokes.. I mean from your come from?

[Sean85]

16
Back of car

[A Soldier]

http://www.supraforums.com/forum/images/smilies/ttiwwp.gif

[California Joe]

agreed

does loosing your virginity count when you masterbate in fron of the computer looking at **** with your pants down at your knees?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

does loosing your virginity count when you masterbate in fron of the computer looking at **** with your pants down at your knees?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

http://home.zonnet.nl/forum_spam1/post_related/misc/images/0267.jpg

[Kenshin]

http://www.supraforums.com/forum/images/smilies/ttiwwp.gif

hope this helps..
http://community.webshots.com/s/image3/5/90/65/74559065IfaZOd_ph.jpg
devon trying to loose her virginity

does loosing your virginity count when you masterbate in fron of the computer looking at **** with your pants down at your knees?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

http://home.zonnet.nl/forum_spam1/post_related/misc/images/0267.jpg

rofl

[MolliG]

16 and still a virgin here... And darn proud of it! woot

congrats. don't let guys try to take that away from you. :) woot

It's been my impression that MolliG is a guy..... correct me if I'm wrong. What say you Molli? ;)

*Looks at body.* Hmmm, I'm pretty sure I'm a male. ;)

[A Soldier]

http://www.supraforums.com/forum/images/smilies/ttiwwp.gif
at least real ones , thanks for trying though Kenshin

[MolliG]

16 and still a virgin here... And darn proud of it! woot

congrats. don't let people try to take that away from you. :) woot

I take it your a believer in abstinence, Seoulstriker? Maybe even part of that 'Silver Ring Thing' I saw on the BBC a while back? :)

[Seoulstriker]

16 and still a virgin here... And darn proud of it! woot

congrats. don't let people try to take that away from you. :) woot

I take it your a believer in abstinence, Seoulstriker? Maybe even part of that 'Silver Ring Thing' I saw on the BBC a while back? :)


fo sheeeeeeeze! (except for the ring part) :)

[MolliG]

16 and still a virgin here... And darn proud of it! woot

congrats. don't let people try to take that away from you. :) woot

I take it your a believer in abstinence, Seoulstriker? Maybe even part of that 'Silver Ring Thing' I saw on the BBC a while back? :)


fo sheeeeeeeze! (except for the ring part) :)

I take that as a yes :lol:.

Nice to see others who are against/dislike all this 'Quick F***' s*** that is around these days. I personally am not fully into abstinence, I just plan to lose my virginity with someone I love, and who hopefully loves me and will be still around the days, months and even years after 'it' happens. *** is beautiful, not some kind of quick 5-min' fun like drinking or drugs... Well thats how I see it anyway :)...

woot

[farmgirl]

16 and still a virgin here... And darn proud of it! woot

congrats. don't let people try to take that away from you. :) woot

I take it your a believer in abstinence, Seoulstriker? Maybe even part of that 'Silver Ring Thing' I saw on the BBC a while back? :)


fo sheeeeeeeze! (except for the ring part) :)

I take that as a yes :lol:.

Nice to see others who are against/dislike all this 'Quick F***' s*** that is around these days. I personally am not fully into abstinence, I just plan to lose my virginity with someone I love, and who hopefully loves me and will be still around the days, months and even years after 'it' happens. *** is beautiful, not some kind of quick 5-min' fun like drinking or drugs... Well thats how I see it anyway :)...

woot


Nicely said, MolliG. I had always intended to wait until I was married, but things just didn't work out that way. I dated my husband for 8 years before we got married, and there is no way I would have made it that long. *** is too important to be taken casually. For me, I'll have to be in love before it happens again. But that's just me. :)

[Nondescript]

Nice to see others who are against/dislike all this 'Quick F***' s*** that is around these days. I personally am not fully into abstinence, I just plan to lose my virginity with someone I love, and who hopefully loves me and will be still around the days, months and even years after 'it' happens. *** is beautiful, not some kind of quick 5-min' fun like drinking or drugs... Well thats how I see it anyway :)...

woot

I guess you and me are sharing something, an opinion that is. ;)

[Kriz]

Nice to see others who are against/dislike all this 'Quick F***' s*** that is around these days. I personally am not fully into abstinence, I just plan to lose my virginity with someone I love, and who hopefully loves me and will be still around the days, months and even years after 'it' happens. *** is beautiful, not some kind of quick 5-min' fun like drinking or drugs... Well thats how I see it anyway :)...

woot

I guess you and me are sharing something, an opinion that is. ;)

Same for me !

[Haiw]

I guess it would be lame if I seconded that as well? ;)

[Brandon]

I hate to sound all holier-than-thou, but I cant stand the guys in work here that brag about all the "girls they boned" over the weekend, holidays or whatever. We are all real impressed! :roll:
I know some girls have no self-respect for themselves, but a lot of guys have no respect for the girls back. Maybe Im old fashioned.... I dunno....

[Javehn]

Boooooooo
Get from the stage .

[Seoulstriker]

I hate to sound all holier-than-thou, but I cant stand the guys in work here that brag about all the "girls they boned" over the weekend, holidays or whatever. We are all real impressed! :roll:
I know some girls have no self-respect for themselves, but a lot of guys have no respect for the girls back. Maybe Im old fashioned.... I dunno....


you must hate midtown. that kid buttsexed half the nation by now. rofl

(and you're not old-fashioned) :hug:

[farmgirl]

I hate to sound all holier-than-thou, but I cant stand the guys in work here that brag about all the "girls they boned" over the weekend, holidays or whatever. We are all real impressed! :roll:
I know some girls have no self-respect for themselves, but a lot of guys have no respect for the girls back. Maybe Im old fashioned.... I dunno....


:hug: It's nice to know that a lot of you guys don't think about *** as a casual thing. However, Brandon, I think you'll find that they guys doing to most bragging, aren't usually the ones who are actually "getting any," so to speak.

There's nothing wrong with being old fashioned. :D

[MolliG]

Maybe we should form a club? Hmm... OFO, (The) Old-Fashion Organisation, or something like that. I'll lead the 'youth' wing, Seoul' the ******-health wing, Farmgirl the 'Proper English' wing, et cetera...

;) :lol:

[Haiw]

The problem is that most people on the old-fashion side are either young guys or old women... :| (no offense FG, I mean old in a relative way)

[Brandon]

I hate to sound all holier-than-thou, but I cant stand the guys in work here that brag about all the "girls they boned" over the weekend, holidays or whatever. We are all real impressed! :roll:
I know some girls have no self-respect for themselves, but a lot of guys have no respect for the girls back. Maybe Im old fashioned.... I dunno....


:hug: It's nice to know that a lot of you guys don't think about *** as a casual thing. However, Brandon, I think you'll find that they guys doing to most bragging, aren't usually the ones who are actually "getting any," so to speak.

There's nothing wrong with being old fashioned. :D

Oh I know. Ive often wondered how many of these stories were dreamed up on the way to work just in time to tell us all. And by old-fashioned I mean not necessarily waiting till marriage before ***, just not treating a girl like a stat.

MolliG - I think that would be a pretty slim looking club! :lol:

[Argyll]

I hate to sound all holier-than-thou, but I cant stand the guys in work here that brag about all the "girls they boned" over the weekend, holidays or whatever. We are all real impressed! :roll:
I know some girls have no self-respect for themselves, but a lot of guys have no respect for the girls back. Maybe Im old fashioned.... I dunno....


:hug: It's nice to know that a lot of you guys don't think about *** as a casual thing. However, Brandon, I think you'll find that they guys doing to most bragging, aren't usually the ones who are actually "getting any," so to speak.

There's nothing wrong with being old fashioned. :D


That's why I aint saying Sh*t Md woot

[Haiw]

And by old-fashioned I mean not necessarily waiting till marriage before ***, just not treating a girl like a stat.
Same here; they're a person, not a consumption good / expendable item. Couldn't care less about *** being married or not.

[farmgirl]

The problem is that most people on the old-fashion side are either young guys or old women... :| (no offense FG, I mean old in a relative way)


It's not old fashioned to take *** seriously. I know a lot of people who didn't when they were younger, and they regret that decision now. I'm not saying you will want to wait until you are married to have ***. (I'll let Seoulstriker preach that line of thinking.) I didn't wait. My point is that I waited until I knew I was in love before I had ***. Now that I don't have a husband, I'll wait until I'm in love till I have *** again. I'm sure I won't wait until I'm married again, but that's just me. That might not feel right to you, and that's okay.
*** isn't hard to get, but great ***.... incredible ***... doesn't come from some one night stand. There are emotions involved.

Next question?

[farmgirl]

I hate to sound all holier-than-thou, but I cant stand the guys in work here that brag about all the "girls they boned" over the weekend, holidays or whatever. We are all real impressed! :roll:
I know some girls have no self-respect for themselves, but a lot of guys have no respect for the girls back. Maybe Im old fashioned.... I dunno....


:hug: It's nice to know that a lot of you guys don't think about *** as a casual thing. However, Brandon, I think you'll find that they guys doing to most bragging, aren't usually the ones who are actually "getting any," so to speak.

There's nothing wrong with being old fashioned. :D


That's why I aint saying Sh*t Md woot


Yeah... but you're married, Argyll. According to Joe.... that means the end of ***, so if you had stories.... we'd allllll know you were lying your a$$ off!!!! p-)

[Seoulstriker]

Maybe we should form a club? Hmm... OFO, (The) Old-Fashion Organisation, or something like that. I'll lead the 'youth' wing, Seoul' the ******-health wing, Farmgirl the 'Proper English' wing, et cetera...

;) :lol:

******-health and marriage counselor (for jack mehoff :| )

[Haiw]

On the other hand...how can a virgin be a ******-health and marriage counselor.

[Seoulstriker]

On the other hand...how can a virgin be a ******-health and marriage counselor.

why not? :)

[Haiw]

Well it's sort of like a 13-year old armchair warrior advising soldiers on how to win a battle...

[Seoulstriker]

Well it's sort of like a 13-year old armchair warrior advising soldiers on how to win a battle...


i think it's like a surgeon who operates on a fractured pelvis in an auto accident yet never had that happen to himself. ;)

[citizen-k]

Well it's sort of like a 13-year old armchair warrior advising soldiers on how to win a battle...


i think it's like a surgeon who operates on a fractured pelvis in an auto accident yet never had that happen to himself. ;)

:cantbeli:

[California Joe]

It's not old fashioned to take *** seriously. I know a lot of people who didn't when they were younger, and they regret that decision now. I'm not saying you will want to wait until you are married to have ***. (I'll let Seoulstriker preach that line of thinking.) I didn't wait. My point is that I waited until I knew I was in love before I had ***. Now that I don't have a husband, I'll wait until I'm in love till I have *** again. I'm sure I won't wait until I'm married again, but that's just me. That might not feel right to you, and that's okay.
*** isn't hard to get, but great ***.... incredible ***... doesn't come from some one night stand. There are emotions involved.

Next question?

*Jim Carey voice* So you're saying there's a CHANCE!

[Trigger]

way to go 'Harry' or were you 'Lloyd'? :D

[Sabre]

****...I respect all your views on what is one of the few things we can control ourselves. (well, if alcohol was out of the picture)

I'm glad I believe in *** before marriage cos I don't plan on getting married for bloody ages! Plus if I did i've f*cked that right up already.

I don't think it is fair to assume that people who don't abstain are irresponsible (not that any of you have). You can be very responsible about *** and enjoy it, even if you aren't really in a relationship with that person at the time. I don't think having one night stands makes you immoral. Nor do I think that 'sleeping around' without protection does, it just means you are irresponsible. Having seen the 'front line' in terms of the UK's very high teenage pregnancy rate (ie: Obstetric and Gynae clinics; girls younger than me with two kids already) I still can't believe how ignorant people are towards ****** health. That's the problem that needs to be addressed.

[operaattori]

I was 16 and she was 18 we were both drunk.And we did it in Sauna our place. :( that was terrible.

[panzerjager]

19 years old and in prison. It was horrible.

[Nawlins]

age 20, with Beo.

[Graspol]

17. As i can recall she was 21 or 22(after all this was 21 years ago :cantbeli: ) It was in the garden bushes of the local priest's house who stood very close to the town disco. Her name was Ellen.Never saw her again. It was also the first blowjob i got woot :D p-)

[1Cie GevGn]

Ah memories......Ellen......

[usa320]

19 years old and in prison. It was horrible.


PWNED.

[Johnny_H02]

17
At my house
Some Random chick who i said i was feelin cause i wanted to "Toss a bang"
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7922/flashbangssmaller6ya.th.jpg (http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=flashbangssmaller6ya.jpg)

[DnA]

17
At my house
Some Random chick who i said i was feelin cause i wanted to "Toss a bang"


Jerkin off to **** doesn't count.

[operaattori]

17
At my house
Some Random chick who i said i was feelin cause i wanted to "Toss a bang"


Jerkin off to **** doesn't count.


:lol:

[walford]

My first time? Man I was scared. I didn't know what I was doing, I was all alone! -- Rodney Dangerfield.

[Alael]

I'm still a virgin.

I'll do it when i'm married. :)

Me too... woot woot

[EvanL]

18 on the couch in my living room.

[Hydro]

16, in a tent. Rock on.

[Stormy]

My first time? Man I was scared. I didn't know what I was doing, I was all alone! -- Rodney Dangerfield.


The hell, that's how you felt. :lol:

[Clete Torres]

I was 15 years old (1985) when I lost my virginity and it was in an abandoned sewer drain system we use to call the Mummy's Tomb. I remember grinding the **** out of my knee caps on the cement but it felt so good that I just kept on going. I wasn't a 2 pump chump, but I'm pretty sure the whole thing couldn't have lasted more than a minute and a half. I was a tiger!

[Aerosoul]

yall would probably be stunned about my story.
in my childhood I was very ******ly active.

[Clete Torres]

By choice?

[Knutsen]

14 , with a 16 year old french girl. She was an exchange student in my town.
I almost **** my pants when she started to touch me, but in the end everything went perfect ;)

[MARINO]

My house i was alone, we did it 2 times. :D That wasn't her first time, but she told me i was the best p-)

[Clete Torres]

French women have that effect on me too. All I need to do is glance at a French chick's armpit and it tells me all I need to know about her bush. No thanks.

[TuNeRsHaRk]

French women have that effect on me too. All I need to do is glance at a French chick's armpit and it tells me all I need to know about her bush. No thanks.

rofl

[Aerosoul]

By choice?
well. yes. most of it anyway.

[Clete Torres]

^That's always bad news. :(

[Lexi]

This thread scares me.

[Aerosoul]

i was a little boy-whore. :|

[Clete Torres]

It should. What are you? 5'2 and 14 years old? You should have nightmares about this thread. Keep your skin flower to yourself.

[Nawlins]

Something I just remembered that disturbs me a little for some reason: My baby sister is the same age as Lexi.

[Lexi]

Something I just remembered that disturbs me a little for some reason: My baby sister is the same age as Lexi.

"Baby"? :lol:

[EvanL]

Something I just remembered that disturbs me a little for some reason: My baby sister is the same age as Lexi.

"Baby"? :lol:
yes baby. now defer from posting in threads such as this until your 17.

[Nawlins]

Something I just remembered that disturbs me a little for some reason: My baby sister is the same age as Lexi.

"Baby"? :lol:

She's the baby of the family. Youngest child. I say it that way because I have another sister.

Anyway I still think of her as too young to be seeing some of the stuff on this board.

[Lexi]

Something I just remembered that disturbs me a little for some reason: My baby sister is the same age as Lexi.

"Baby"? :lol:
yes baby. now defer from posting in threads such as this until your 17.

Oooh, look at me. I'm posting in a thread about ***.

Ooh, it's the end of the world! rofl

[hauptman]

If you think *** is the best thing in life you never shot a weapon :)

[walford]

French women have that effect on me too. All I need to do is glance at a French chick's armpit and it tells me all I need to know about her bush. No thanks.It means that you're safe. Even if it turns out that your age estimate was 'inflated,' all you'd have to do is have her flash that ample growth of underarm thatch and no jury would convict you...

[Nawlins]

That doesn't make it less gross.

[Clete Torres]

I love Nawlins.

[Knutsen]

If you think *** is the best thing in life you never shot a weapon Smile

You've never had ***, haven't you ? p-)

[hauptman]

If you think *** is the best thing in life you never shot a weapon Smile

You've never had ***, haven't you ? p-)

What do you think? :(

[farmgirl]

If you think *** is the best thing in life you never shot a weapon Smile

You've never had ***, haven't you ? p-)


Apparently not.... 'cause there is no weapon that compares....

just sayin'

[Clete Torres]

Not to my little bunker buster any way.

[Nawlins]

If you think *** is the best thing in life you never shot a weapon Smile

You've never had ***, haven't you ? p-)


Apparently not.... 'cause there is no weapon that compares....

just sayin'

Haha... yes indeed.

[walford]

Farmgirl AND Nawlins talking about how good *** is...

[Clete Torres]

The ladies all agree then. My bunker buster does the trick.

[1Cie GevGn]

wtf Clete, nobody replied to your stupid remarks. Quit it already :cantbeli:

[Clete Torres]

Hey alpha male, you can settle down. *** talk with Nawlins and Fargirl is over. Try and get here early next time.

[MARINO]

If you think *** is the best thing in life you never shot a weapon Smile

You've never had ***, haven't you ? p-)

What do you think? :(

Not, but i prefer shot a gun while i have ***,



















wich is impossible

[Stormy]

The bunkerbuster got you no where... next time mention the SuperWorm.
http://www.dougjonesart.com/art/critters/superworm.gif ;)

[jetsetter]

The bunkerbuster got you no where... next time mention the SuperWorm.
http://www.dougjonesart.com/art/critters/superworm.gif ;)

So your worm likes shoveling sh*t, eh?

[Skaman]

18 on the couch in my living room.


15
NYC
Random party girl. Got her number but it fell out of my pocket on the subway.

What, you lost your virginity twice? Odd, are you some kind or “born again” Christian evangelical that purified himself so he could lose it again?

I think you have been caught with your pants down (so to speak of course)

[Nawlins]

The ladies all agree then. My bunker buster does the trick.

I wasn't referring to your anything.

Watch out for the ninjas.

[Clete Torres]

Stormy, I'm in tears right now. That Paul Bearer picture from the other night was a goodie too.

[Stormy]

http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/P/Paul_Bearer/Paul_Bearer_04.jpg

He gets all the chicks.

[EvanL]

18 on the couch in my living room.


15
NYC
Random party girl. Got her number but it fell out of my pocket on the subway.

What, you lost your virginity twice? Odd, are you some kind or “born again” Christian evangelical that purified himself so he could lose it again?

I think you have been caught with your pants down (so to speak of course)
i dont like to think of that as being my first time cus it wasnt the type of situation id like to remember. i was drunk, she was drunk and i felt i was too young but did it anyways.
didnt have *** again for three years after that, and im glad i didn't cus the next time it wasnt some random chick, and i wasnt as drunk. BUt thanks for taking the time ;)

[Zarathustra]

17 yo, with a whore. That was so lame, I've never been to a prostitute anymore.

[walford]

The ladies all agree then. My bunker buster does the trick.I wasn't referring to your anything.

Watch out for the ninjas.His bunker-buster status is likely due to a bug he picked up glory-hole browsing in various SF 'bath' houses.

[Clete Torres]

:lol:

[Bombtrack]

i was a freshfaced young lad who had just turned 16, met some 19 yr old girls from indiana who were visiting, I went back to their hotel, we all got boozed up and I had *** with one of them - definately not the best looking girl, but hey I was a 16 yr old guy, I was willing to take anything

It was a fun weekend, free booze all around and nice hotels

[Zarathustra]

DON'T LOST YOUR VIRGINITY WITH WHORES

[Clete Torres]

Listen to you Frenchman. You probably took the plunge with some 60 year old one eyeballed crooked toothed Parisian prostitute.

[Zarathustra]

It's even true ! :lol: Though she was about 35 yo, not 60.

[Catch22]

Was she one-eyed then anyway? ;)

[EvanL]

she was a belgian whore named sophie, with webbed feet!

[Clete Torres]

And 7 kinds of **** breath!

[Catch22]

So you guys met her too?

[Jurpula]

I was in the army back then. I was 19 and she was 26 and she had a thing for the uniform...

[Hot Lips]

Too young.
While babysitting two doors down from the 'rents house.

[American Patriot]

Whoh-oh

[Clete Torres]

With a name like Hot Lips it's got to be a sure thing. And who the hell was watching the kids you were babysitting while all this fornicating was going on?

[WoodChipper]

With a name like Hot Lips it's got to be a sure thing. And who the hell was watching the kids you were babysitting while all this fornicating was going on?What about you Clete? Didn't you lose yours in the boys shower after gym class?

[Hot Lips]

With a name like Hot Lips it's got to be a sure thing. And who the hell was watching the kids you were babysitting while all this fornicating was going on?

They were tied up and gagged in the basement. Standard babysitting procedure.

[Clete Torres]

With a name like Hot Lips it's got to be a sure thing. And who the hell was watching the kids you were babysitting while all this fornicating was going on?What about you Clete? Didn't you lose yours in the boys shower after gym class?Nah, I was doing a little babysitting with old Hot Lips when I lost mine. She's not that good with children, but she really knows her way around a *****.

[Hot Lips]

Just not yours. :slap:

[Ayura]

...:) I think you guys know the answer...:)

[walford]

With a name like Hot Lips it's got to be a sure thing. And who the hell was watching the kids you were babysitting while all this fornicating was going on?What about you Clete? Didn't you lose yours in the boys shower after gym class?Nah, I was doing a little babysitting with old Hot Lips when I lost mine. She's not that good with children, but she really knows her way around a *****.
Just not yours. :slap:Here's a hot Asian babe familiarizing herself with the notorious CT appendage:
http://www.niapublications.org/pubs/portfolio/html/images/image133.jpg

[Clete Torres]

That's not funny Walford. Hey Hot lips, what other kind of **** did that creepy X boyfriend of yours own? I heard that you're giving his stuff away. Contrary to the rumors that Walford is spreading about me I'm 36 in the pantalones and 10 and 1/2 in the zapatos.

[wormie]

16
Harlingen, Texas
My room

[Clete Torres]

^His cousin.

[American Patriot]

5th cousins are free game

[Hot Lips]

No Clete, that doesn't mean your Uncle/Aunt's 5th child is free game.

[Paracaidista]

French women have that effect on me too. All I need to do is glance at a French chick's armpit and it tells me all I need to know about her bush. No thanks.

It seems you were never with a frenchwoman :lol:

[abncougar]

in the bath tub, new years...............................oh yeah..

diggity
diggity
diggity
count it!!!

[zonk]

in my father in laws spare bedroom, september 1999, had been dating my wife 3 years at that point

[EvanL]

in my father in laws spare bedroom, september 1999, had been dating my wife 3 years at that point
OMG! Sexorz before marriage!

[stuntman]

17 ,N.Y.C 3rd ave uptown!

Girl: Bianca, 5foot, 15year old, d sized breastisis had pimples like a mofo, and she didnt use tight cloths and didn't dress to cool. As a matter of fact no one payed attention to her. She was sort of the Basket case girl in the Movie "The Breakfast Club" but yet very pretty but I would of never admitted that to my friends. I remember my friends in highschool talking about their experiences and I felt so less of a man because I didn't have any stories to share and even shunned away and claimed "I don't kiss and tell" when asked. I went up to her one day and just asked her if she wanted to go to my home and hang out. She replied " I live closer lets go to my home!" We went, started kissing in here room and she started playing with me and I remember just having the worst **** pains because I was so freaking nervous, and I was even sneaking farts during and could not stay hard. I then stoped her and had to tell her I was a virgin (that hurt!) and she just had a big smile on her face and was ok with that and for some reason I just felt comfortable and we had ***, and I even lasted for a bit. Now I know it was good because it is always good for me. But I remember wile she was on top ridding me she had two broken mirrors with tape on em and her window also had tape on it and last but not least she had no door nob and I could she her drunk dad knocked out on the couch and I just layed there in disbelief about that day.. I sometimes think about it (although 10 years ago) and still can't believe that day events... ;)

[Thor]

I was so young, can't remember.

[Conga]

17 if I remember correctly.

btw: is this another old thread bumped by Zarathustra? :D

[Q]

hmm lets see i was 15 and it was on the ferry to Denmark in 97. with a girl who was 17 if i remeber correctly

[Sweaty]

A month ago in my bedroom at school....I'm 19

[UoUo]

In my room :) 8 month ago.

[moonmonkey]

At my gf's house when i was 15

[Clete Torres]

I was so young, can't remember.That's code for I'm still looking for a girl that will let me **** her.

[Hawkeye]

I was so young, can't remember.That's code for I'm still looking for a girl that will let me f*** her.


x2

[American Patriot]

I lost my virginity to Miss Fatty McFatass :(

[Telnyashka]

in the bath tub, new years...............................oh yeah..

diggity
diggity
diggity
count it!!!

You can tell he's still a virgin.

[Lexi]

I was so young, can't remember.That's code for I'm still looking for a girl that will let me f*** her.


x2

Honey, you aren't one to talk... ;)

[orko_8]

In a gusethouse near a military air base.. Believe it or not, with the sound of an F-16 taking off! (..ermm. or maybe landing.. maybe just manoeuvering..I don't know)

[Clete Torres]

Lexi, when I was younger I had to beat the ladies off with a stick. Now I find that if I want any kind of action at all I've got to beat myself off with a stick. Things sure do change.

[Lexi]

Lexi, when I was younger I had to beat the ladies off with a stick. Now I find that if I want any kind of action at all I've got to beat myself off with a stick. Things sure do change.

Your point being...?

[Yosy]

17
with the 19 year-old daughter of a friends of my parents
in her bedroom

[TURBOIS417]

16

With a long-lost girlfriend, back seat of a car over looking the sunset strip in LA. Damn that was a long time ago. :|

[toki]

17 drunken as hell in the cellar of the clubhouse of my old rowing club. We had a party there. The camping mattress was sucked with beer and the cellar smelled of cleaning agent, but at least i got the 'job' done. Just did it for the record because my little(!) brother beat me about a year. The bastard had his first time with 14. Couldn't stand that. :lol:
Can't recall her name. :oops:

[pAt]

17 in her bed while her dad and 5 other guys were upstairs working on something:P we forgot to cover the window into her room thank god no one looked...

[CombatBoots]

I'm a virgin! :lol: :) :roll: :|




:(

[Miles.]

17, in my bed. Really nice girlfriend, born in Italy. She was a wonderful lover, and 21 years old.

[Hot Lips]

I was so young, can't remember.That's code for I'm still looking for a girl that will let me f*** her.


x2

Honey, you aren't one to talk... ;)


I give Lexi 11 months. A couple healthy doses of "you are too pretty.... are so..... are so..... are so" from a guy and it's all over.

[Aerosoul]

lexi will be all sexed up and probly still 14. :lol:

[Thor]

I'm still looking for a girl that will let me f*** her.
You want some advice.. I mean, you are like 45 years old, grandpa.

[Clete Torres]

I'm still looking for a girl that will let me f*** her.
You want some advice.. I mean, you are like 45 years old..I am one of the most handsome 34 year old men you have ever seen in your life. How old are you ya ******ly frustrated son of a bitch?

[Thor]

I am one of the most handsome 34 year old men you have ever seen in your life.
http://www.johnreid.helpinghost.com/PSYCHO3ONESHEET.jpg

Sure you are, whatever your mom tells you is fine with me.

[Clete Torres]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl You win Thor. I can't compete if your going to do **** like that.

[evanfitz]

Still a virgin here, and must resist till married. :fork:

[CombatBoots]

Still a virgin here, and must resist till married. :fork: Catholic?

[evanfitz]

Still a virgin here, and must resist till married. :fork: Catholic?

Nay, just trying to be a better person, reading the bible and such.

oh yeah, and also I freeze when talking to pretty girls :oops: .
Terrible curse

[Aerosoul]

try boys.
try me.

got any pics?

[geek4life]

Still a virgin here, and must resist till married. :fork: Catholic?



oh yeah, and also I freeze when talking to pretty girls :oops: .
Terrible curse
Wuss.

[evanfitz]

Still a virgin here, and must resist till married. :fork: Catholic?



oh yeah, and also I freeze when talking to pretty girls :oops: .
Terrible curse
Wuss.

I like curse better p-)

btw. like the avatar.

[CombatBoots]

Still a virgin here, and must resist till married. :fork: Catholic?



oh yeah, and also I freeze when talking to pretty girls :oops: .
Terrible curse
I myself was afraid to talk to girls, now because of dancing, I don't really have to.


Ah, jacko... p-)

[CombatBoots]

try boys.
try me.

got any pics?

Umm... :oops: Try you?

[geek4life]

Actually, I DON'T dance for 5 hours straight everytime I go to the club or school dance. I dance one song, then sit down and chit chat with cute girls, then dance again, then chit chat again and so on so on. Besides, it's impossible to teach swing dance if you don't talk to your students.

[CombatBoots]

There are many girls out there who'd appreciate that, she'll feel special and appreciated when the time comes. ;)

I'm not a religious person, but I am reading the bible once in a while... I'm trying to get back the faith I lost long ago. It's hard to go and try to eliminate all my own arguments from when I was a complete atheist. It's frustrating, if I'll ever be able to say that I really believe in god from the depth of my heart, there will be no doubt about it in my mind either. But that's still a long way.

Back to topic. p-)

[CombatBoots]

Actually, I DON'T dance for 5 hours straight everytime I go to the club or school dance. I dance one song, then sit down and chit chat with cute girls, then dance again, then chit chat again and so on so on. Besides, it's impossible to teach swing dance if you don't talk to your students.

Consider it a challenge. :lol:

[ZeroZen]

still a virgin...duhhhh :cantbeli:

I'am to choosy to dip my stick to someone...