The most ridiculous camo item in the world

[miguelencanarias]

I didn't believe it. If it is in the market must be because someone actually buys the thing. Introducing The camo kilt!!! (http://www.kiltstore.net/sr_swhdr_camo_kilt.html?theme=%27%27&supplier=%27%27&referrer=google6)

[mi35d]

You never know when a Scottsman is going to be hiding in the bushes...

[panzerjager]

Come on, it's obvious the camo kilt hides your willie until you get the slot in your kill zone!

[DeltaWhisky58]

These things have been cropping up for ages now. They show up on eBay from time to time. Unfortunately the kilt is no longer safe from the fashion-geeks out there. Only last week I saw a pure-white kilt outfit in the window of a local highland-wear shop ... ... ... is nothing sacred any more? A kilt should be tartan, or in a few cases (London Scottish, Irish Regiments) a plain colour - i.e. safron or grey, nothing else - please!

[RGRBOX]

Hope it comes with the camo knee socks...

[Rakki]

....Aye laddie, camo kilt - just the perfect item to hide yer bags and pipe...

[Roy Batty]

I thought we had the most rediculous. We get issued camo ear-plugs! It's not like you wear ear-plugs in battle or on operation, we only wear them on the range so who cares if they are bright orange.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/2087/plugs2ds.png
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/1803/plugs23zw.png

[miguelencanarias]

Yeah, ok, the camo plugs win the contest. So far.

[Laconian]

The camo wallet. I mean, its in your pocket how much camo do you need? Or is designed to keep you from getting sniped at as you buy the Coke and hard roll from the Roach Coach in the field?

[david3558]

The camo condom, so the parents wont find your ***** inside their daughter.

[RGRBOX]

now that's a good one..

[maple.leaf]

"Camo" plugs? Who designed that pattern, Jerry Garcia?

[Beer Monster]

Yours for £4.99 ......

http://www.armynnavy.com/catalog/catalog/images/camo%20g%20string.jpg

[martinexsquaddie]

camo minimaglite where the fck did i put my torch :(
camo swiss army knife ditto
camoflauged umbrella ideal for keeping the rain off an SF gpmg until the ds throw sa fit:).
dpm duvet cover
though glassic are the british army issue artic mitts the fleec inners are dpm and the outers a plain green goretex

[iacco]

Two years ago I bought a toilet paper in woodland camo.
Wonderful item, very useful (!) but it make difficult to see when you are cleaned!

[miguelencanarias]

Two years ago I bought a toilet paper in woodland camo.
Wonderful item, very useful (!) but it make difficult to see when you are cleaned!

OK, let me get this straight. You actually paid money for that paper? It is not like, you know, your mother-in-law gave it to you as a Christmas present or anything?

There must be a special place in hell for people like you (and those who made the paper). You are Italian, for Christ's sake! You live in the country of fashion, culture and good taste!

Just kidding about the hell thing.

[miguelencanarias]

Coming to think about it, it is also the country of Berlusconi and Cicciolina. But still...

[Beer Monster]

OK, let me get this straight. You actually paid money for that paper?

....... $6.95 (http://www.liquidshirts.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=CAMOTP)

[miguelencanarias]

Yours for £4.99 ......

http://www.armynnavy.com/catalog/catalog/images/camo%20g%20string.jpgWell, at least if your girlfriend says 'I can't see it' you can always blame it on the camo, not the size...

[DE_Six]

camo minimaglite where the fck did i put my torch :(
camo swiss army knife ditto
camoflauged umbrella ideal for keeping the rain off an SF gpmg until the ds throw sa fit:).
dpm duvet cover
though glassic are the british army issue artic mitts the fleec inners are dpm and the outers a plain green goretex

Yeah, I've always been puzzled by camo small items like the Maglite...sounds like a good plan to lose your kit in the field.

[Beer Monster]

Well, at least if your girlfriend says 'I can't see it' you can always blame it on the camo, not the size...

......... until she notices that you have 3 legs ......

[martinexsquaddie]

i forgot camoflauged rubber duck sent it to my brother in the gulf actually floated it on the al siaft:)

[fantassin]

http://www.theformalsportsman.com/shoes.jpg


And you haven't seen the camo wedding dress....yet. It does exist....

[oregongrunt]

The worst is the Kuwaiti commando bright yellow with green spots camo. I wish I could find a pic for you to see.

[Para]

During WW1 the Scots still wore the Western Front but they were a plain colour rather then Tartan

[DeltaWhisky58]

During WW1 the Scots still wore the Western Front but they were a plain colour rather then Tartan

This is not strictly correct - the Jock Regiments still wore their Regimental tartans, but wore a khaki cotton a**** over the kilt for protection more than for camouflage. The kilt was worn throughout WW1 and in fact some Highland Regiments went to France so equipped in 1939. The Queens Own Cameron Highlanders saw combat in France in 1940 in the kilt being the last Regiment to do so, they were awarded their blue hackle by King George VI s a concession for reluctantly giving up the kilt in favour of battledress. Some khaki a****s covered only the front portion of the kilt whilst others the entire garment.

http://www.falleneagle.com/images/items1209.jpg

http://houseoflabhran.net/argyllandsutherlandhighlandersphotos/0907042.jpg

http://houseoflabhran.net/argyllandsutherlandhighlandersphotos/0907043.jpg

[Refman]

And a "hackle" is?

[Adam Wilhelm]

This is a Hackle:

http://www.cabarfeidh.com/hello/271788/640/1scots-2005.11.03-09.50.04.jpg

[Some Guy]

http://www.rebeljewelry.com/mossy-oak/images/Bible.jpg

[fourmanstack]

Yours for £4.99 ......

http://www.armynnavy.com/catalog/catalog/images/camo%20g%20string.jpg

What, that camo works great! You don't even see her cuming!

~Tyler

[david3558]

Sick...lol

[Chris]

got this one as a present from my girlfriend after i moved in.
I love it ^^

http://www.trendlinie.de/pics/products/1080-1l.jpg