11F5S
02-22-2004, 11:52 AM
Little Jack was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. Jack was
being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his
father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and took little Jack aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Jack, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. Jack was
being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his
father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and took little Jack aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Jack, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."