Dead Cows Issued Tickets

[California Joe]

A farmer who left two dead cows by the side of the road for rubbish collection got a nasty surprise from local police.

Authorities in Rutherford county deemed the dead livestock as "unattended vehicles" and issued them with the tickets.


The farmer from Murfreesboro, Tennessee had put the cattle down and left them by his house, which backs onto the road, for collection.

The waste disposal company failed to collect the bovine refuse because they said they did not offer a roadside service for livestock.

The stiffened animals soon caught the eye of passing police who issued the tickets.

The local sheriff's department said they thought the cows were asleep.

[Rantanplan]

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[farmgirl]

A farmer who left two dead cows by the side of the road for rubbish collection got a nasty surprise from local police.

Authorities in Rutherford county deemed the dead livestock as "unattended vehicles" and issued them with the tickets.


The farmer from Murfreesboro, Tennessee had put the cattle down and left them by his house, which backs onto the road, for collection.

The waste disposal company failed to collect the bovine refuse because they said they did not offer a roadside service for livestock.

The stiffened animals soon caught the eye of passing police who issued the tickets.

The local sheriff's department said they thought the cows were asleep.

Clearly they have never gone cow tipping...... :roll:


Vehicles????? Yeah.... I'm always riding my cow to town.... :cantbeli: cheese and rice!

[Merik]

HOLY **** THATS WHERE I LIVE!!!!!!!!

[California Joe]

That's my favorite part too. "sleeping"

[memphiz]

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HAHA

[Seoulstriker]

HOLY **** THATS WHERE I LIVE!!!!!!!!

hahaha. hickville, USA. :P

[farmgirl]

You know in Arkansas.... they say you can tell the rich people, because they have two cars up on blocks in their yards.....
what's it mean if you have two cows "sleeping" by the side of the road? Would that be considered a fleet?

[California Joe]

They were sleeping just like the woman's sister in Ireland.

[farmgirl]

They were sleeping just like the woman's sister in Ireland.


Well.... she was just happy that she wasn't borrowing her clothes anymore..... what's the perspective on this one.....


HAAAAAANNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK...... we need your expertise....