How long will you live?

[memphiz]

life expectancy
http://www.exrx.net/Calculators/HealthAge.html

mine:
actual age=16
average life expectancy=74
life expectancy=75
my health age=15

[Jack Mehoff]

actual age=23
average life expectancy=74
life expectancy=102

[memphiz]

as long as i outlive my kids

[Seoulstriker]

actual age: 19
life expectancy: 100


:D (no lying on the test)

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

19 actual age.
Typical life expectancy 74
My life expectancy 76
My health age 17

[memphiz]

HAHA i did a fun one :P
actual age: 16
typical life exp.: 74
my life expectancy: -21(? guess im already dead :) )
health age: 111

[California Joe]

To quote Warren Zevon: I'll sleep when I'm dead.

[farmgirl]

as long as i outlive my kids


On a serious note.... I can't think of anything worse than outliving my kids.

[California Joe]

Me either, or "duh" as I like to phrase it.

[farmgirl]

Me either, or "duh" as I like to phrase it.


you stole that from me. Duh is mine. just sayin' ;)

[memphiz]

as long as i outlive my kids


On a serious note.... I can't think of anything worse than outliving my kids.
it was a joke like on the "simpsons"
"its every fathers dream to out live his children"
"bart i hope one day you'll get to to"

[farmgirl]

as long as i outlive my kids


On a serious note.... I can't think of anything worse than outliving my kids.
it was a joke like on the "simpsons"
"its every fathers dream to out live his children"
"bart i hope one day you'll get to to"


I know you were joking.... I was just sayin'..... can't think of anything worse. See.... I was being a buzz kill. It's what I do. ;)

[Haiw]

Outliving your children is easy...just kill 'em in their youth.

[Skaman]

mine:
actual age=19
average life expectancy=92
life expectancy=74
my health age=0?

[usa320]

84.

[Ratamacue]

Life Expectancy = 86.

[Guttorm]

life expectancy = 91

[memphiz]

as long as i outlive my kids


On a serious note.... I can't think of anything worse than outliving my kids.
it was a joke like on the "simpsons"
"its every fathers dream to out live his children"
"bart i hope one day you'll get to to"


I know you were joking.... I was just sayin'..... can't think of anything worse. See.... I was being a buzz kill. It's what I do. ;)
p-)


Outliving your children is easy...just kill 'em in their youth.
*waits till children are born*

[b00n]

Actual= 21
Your Life Expectancy= 80


and wtf ist a "stocky" male ?

[memphiz]

Actual= 21
Your Life Expectancy= 80


and wtf ist a "stocky" male ?
short and fat, like george off of Sienfeild

[b00n]

short and fat, like george off of Sienfeild

Ok good thing i didnt choose it since i am tall and fat :roll:

[ChuckThunder]

99. Damn, so close to being on the Smuckers jar...

[cut]

actual age: 20
typical life expectancy: 74
my life expectancy: 83
my health age: 11 (?) is that good or bad?

[IronHeart_26]

Actual age-28
Typical life expectancy-74
My life expectancy-97
My health age-5

[memphiz]

Actual age-28
Typical life expectancy-74
My life expectancy-97
My health age-5
wow

[Ichhabe]

Shait!!! They said that I would expect to live t'ill I'm 78. Grrrrr. :bash:

Hope I'll never pass 60.

[Nondescript]

Actual age: 21
Typical Life Expectancy: 74
my life expectancy: 84
my health age: 11

If I die before I'm 84 I'll sue the bastards.

and having to bury your own children must be the most terrible thing that someone has to do. The sister to one of my childhood-friends died 3 years ago, the family still hasn't recovered from it.

[Frens]

try this one ;) http://www.deathclock.com/

[MolliG]

Actual Age = 16
Typical Life Expectancy= 74
Your Life Expectancy = 75
Your Health Age = 15

On that Death Clock on...
Your Personal Day of Death is... Monday, December 13, 2060

:| :lol:

[Nondescript]

Ok that's strange. First I'm told I'll live till I'm 84, then I'm going to die on Thursday, March 23, 2056 at the age of 73. I'm confused here, since both tests are on the internet they've got to be reliable, right. :roll:

[farmgirl]

I know when I'm going to die.... my birth certificate has an expiration date. :)

(name that comedian? anyone.... anyone?)

[hank]

not up to me when I'll die - jope I live a long time

As for outliving kids, I agree with farmgirl. My maternal grandmother outlived 3 out of her 5 children - tragic

hank

[Seiyuuki]

Life Expectancy = 90

The Death Clock have me die at 94

woot

That's good enough to enjoy some time the little wee grandlad and that's all I can really ask for.

[Vance]

91.

[Yakuza]

89, for me ;)

[Haiw]

I know when I'm going to die.... my birth certificate has an expiration date. :)

(name that comedian? anyone.... anyone?)
Steven Wright?

(only US comedian I know :P)

BTW Ichhabe, you know you can help speed things up a little if you want to die early ;)

Me personally, I'll settle for 55, I'll take every day after that as a gift. (Can't expect too much with the way I live ;))

[farmgirl]

I know when I'm going to die.... my birth certificate has an expiration date. :)

(name that comedian? anyone.... anyone?)
Steven Wright?

(only US comedian I know :P)

BTW Ichhabe, you know you can help speed things up a little if you want to die early ;)

Me personally, I'll settle for 55, I'll take every day after that as a gift. (Can't expect too much with the way I live ;))



Damn, Haiw.... I'm impressed.... didn't think anyone would get that. I LOVE Steven Wright. He makes me laugh out loud.....

small world....but I wouldn't want to paint it....

can't have everything.... where would you put it....?

[Ichhabe]

Haiw said:


BTW Ichhabe, you know you can help speed things up a little if you want to die early

If you are reffering to suicide, then you giving the wrong guy the wrong advice. ;)

To many of my friends have used that as a "final solution".

I am totally against such an entrance. That is not an option, whatever your problems are. ( except for the terminal ill's. I support the patients right to get out of his/her pains.)

I'm also against (on my behalf) to be "woken" up again after accidents or heart failure.
If so happens, let nature take it's course.

In Norway, when people dies, they normally say that "he died peacefully"
I hope I'll go out kicking and screaming, so my wife can say "he died loudfully". ;)

[Haiw]

Just got outta the hospital, I was in a speedreading accident. I hit a bookmark.

Been doing a lotta painting lately, abstract painting extremely abstract, no brush no canvas. I just think about it.

When I was a baby I kept a diary. Recently I was rereading it and it said: Day 1, still tired from the move. Day 2, everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.

Steven Wright rocks :)

Oh and Ichhabe I wasn't really serious, suicide is... lame. Like you said, you should only use it when you're terminally ill or anything.

But why do you wanna go out like a baby? ;)

[dez000]

Typical Life Expectancy 74
Your Life Expectancy 74
Your Health Age 17

[Ichhabe]

Haiw asked:


But why do you wanna go out like a baby?


Hmmm? Explanation time: I don't want to cry like a baby. You don't have to do that just because your kicking and screaming.

I remember the dying words of an old man I knew many moons ago.
He was dying (of course), and the nurse called for the priest being a christian as she was. This old man had clearly said that the last thing he wantet, was a priest disturbing his final moment on earth.
Anyway, the git got there, sat by his death bed and started to do his "Priest Stuff." The old man even politly asked him to leave, but he was bissy saving his soul.
Then, the great moment arrived. As he was taking his last breath, the old man signaled for the priest to get closer and his final words came from his lips: "Satan i Helvete." (translated; fvcking hell...)...then he died.

And I swear, this is a true story. They talked about it for years at that hospital. And the priest never came, unless asked for. :)

[memphiz]

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Thursday, September 23, 2094
hmmm

[USMarine3521]

90. health age= -1 ???? wtf?

[Haiw]

Haiw asked:


But why do you wanna go out like a baby?


Hmmm? Explanation time: I don't want to cry like a baby. You don't have to do that just because your kicking and screaming.

I remember the dying words of an old man I knew many moons ago.
He was dying (of course), and the nurse called for the priest being a christian as she was. This old man had clearly said that the last thing he wantet, was a priest disturbing his final moment on earth.
Anyway, the git got there, sat by his death bed and started to do his "Priest Stuff." The old man even politly asked him to leave, but he was bissy saving his soul.
Then, the great moment arrived. As he was taking his last breath, the old man signaled for the priest to get closer and his final words came from his lips: "Satan i Helvete." (translated; fvcking hell...)...then he died.

And I swear, this is a true story. They talked about it for years at that hospital. And the priest never came, unless asked for. :)
Great story... I meant kicking and screaming; that's always how I see babys ;)

Anyway, I know what you meant. Better to go out with style than to just 'fade away'.

[Jack Mehoff]

I'll pimp 20 year old chicks in my 80's