Oral *** Shown to Be Linked to Mouth Cancer

[Seraphim]

Everything causes cancer nowadays.


LONDON (*******) - Although the risk is small and it is more likely to result from heavy drinking and smoking, scientists have uncovered evidence that oral *** can cause mouth cancer.



Researchers had suspected that a ******ly transmitted infection that is linked to cervical cancer could also be associated with tumors in the mouth.


Now a study by researchers working for the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) in Lyon, France seems to have confirmed it.


"Oral *** can lead to oral tumors," New Scientist magazine said Wednesday, referring to the latest research.


The scientists studied more than 1,600 patients from Europe, Canada, Australia, Cuba and the Sudan with oral cancer and more than 1,700 healthy people.


They found that patients with oral cancer containing a strain of the human papilloma virus (HPV) known as HPV16 were three times more likely to report having had oral *** than those without the virus strain.


"The researchers think both cunnilingus and fellatio can infect people's mouths," the magazine added.


Raphael Viscidi, a virologist who worked on the research, believes the findings substantiate the link between HPV and oral cancer.


"This is a major study in terms of size," he said. "I think this will convince people."


High consumptions of alcohol and cigarettes are estimated to cause 75-90 percent of all cases of oral cancer. The combination of tobacco smoke and alcohol are thought to produce high levels of cancer causing agents.


Scientists are currently working on vaccines to prevent cervical cancer, which is more common, but they might also be effective against oral cancer.


"It is thought the vaccines would prevent oral infections as well," the magazine added.

[Midtown]

Well I guess if I have to die from eating to much pussy, then so be it.

[Jack Mehoff]

oh well...

[Seraphim]

oh well...


I guess Jack is out of a job ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

I'd rather die of *** overdose, if there is such thing as *** overdose

[farmgirl]

I like this article better......
http://gandalf.ics.uci.edu/blog/pictures/fellatio_cnn_main.html ;)

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

Thursday, October 2, 2003

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."


















Yeah.... I know it wasn't a real article..... but it's more fun anyway.....

p-)http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

[Seraphim]

Ya Jack posted that with great joy awhile ago.

[farmgirl]

Ya Jack posted that with great joy awhile ago.


which is why I didn't start a new thread. I just said it was more fun than what you posted..... ;)

[tony6]

Oral *** Shown to Be Linked to Mouth Cancer???
Jesus-I'm a dead man!!
:D

[NcDeuce]

Oral *** Shown to Be Linked to Mouth Cancer???
Jesus-I'm a dead man!!
:D

rofl

You aren't saying what I think you're saying...are you?

[Midtown]

no its all good, he didnt say "jethuth chrith" like mr slave.

[JiJoMacLE45]

I guess I'm carrying the mouth cancer gene in my jeans.

[tony6]

You aren't saying what I think you're saying...are you?
Pervert!
:D

[Herrmannek]

If regular oral *** with my tooth-brush counts?

[ibstolidude]

Please post a warning that states women DO NOT READ!

[ibstolidude]

Please post a warning that states women DO NOT READ!

[HoboWithAK]

I wish I was one of the guys who let the girls... uh... well, one of the guys who got the... ah, well, they had to do the fellatio research on someone...

[obd]

Look everyone. Every single damn day some "scientist" comes out with some study that "suggests" a certian action "might" cause a "certain" form of "some disease, medical condition etc". Tommorrow there's going to be a study out that claims a link between daily blowjobs and lowered heart disease due to extended periods of total and complete contect and joy. I dont know about you guys but after a good morning blowjob from my girl I think it relaxes and lowers my stress level and with heart disease being a far greater threat to me than cancer, I will go with the blowjobs and reciprical "dive" on my girl. My girls loves to give morning BJ's and I got say, a hot shower after that and my day could be the worst ever and it dont really bug me too much......

In fact, I just came out with my own study that claims a daily dose of BJ significantly reduces signs of aging, stress, the risk of infidelity, and it also significanlty reduces road rage!!!! It is also vital to cleat out your pipes as they say. After all a REAL medical study from Harvard suggests a relationship between lack of *** and prostate cancer. If I gotta chose between prostate cancer with no *** or mouth cancer with BJ bonus, the choice is clear. In addition, the other benefits are too numerous to even mention heehehehehe.


OH COME ONE NOW!!! YOU READ THE TITLE SO YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WOULD DEGENERATE INTO. IF YOUR NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO READ ABOUT ******LY RELATED TOPICS THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT HAVE CLICKED HERE. WHAT ARE YOU A KIDDY OR SOMETHING????? WE ARE ALL ADULTS HERE. A LITTLE ****** HUMOR IS A GOOD THING. STOP WHINING LIKE A BABY ABOUT BEING OFFENDED!!!!!!!!!

[obd]

A MATURE WOMEN IS PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF HANDLING THIS POST FOR LOVE OF GOD

The real warning shoudl go something like this: All imature people who are not yet comfortable talking publicly about what everyone knows really happens out there in the world: DO NOT ENTER

Sometimes I wonder whether some poeple never got "health education" in grade school. Maybe all these 20-40 year olds so uncomfrotable with the topic of ***, even in a humorous way such as this, were all home schooled????

[farmgirl]

I believe he was joking..... referring to not letting women read the thread. I might be wrong, but I think he was worried it might cut down on the amount of oral *** we were willing to give or receive. That was how I took it, but that's just me. :D

[ibstolidude]

I believe he was joking..... referring to not letting women read the thread. I might be wrong, but I think he was worried it might cut down on the amount of oral *** we were willing to give or receive. That was how I took it, but that's just me. :D

Which is why your intelect has been trusted with educating the youth of America.

I'm just surprised somone thought I was shamed or bashful about off color topics, conisdering I use the F* Bomb as punctuation.

[farmgirl]

I believe he was joking..... referring to not letting women read the thread. I might be wrong, but I think he was worried it might cut down on the amount of oral *** we were willing to give or receive. That was how I took it, but that's just me. :D

Which is why your intelect has been trusted with educating the youth of America.

I'm just surprised somone thought I was shamed or bashful about off color topics, conisdering I use the F* Bomb as punctuation.

I thought I knew you better than that Stoli.... ;)
Don't worry.... real women don't look for reasons to avoid oral ***. p-)