Bosnian War Humour!

[serbian boy]

Cigarettes are in very short supply. A man had put the unsmoked half of his cigarette over his ear.
He was running between buildings with a friend when a sniper opened up on them. He was hit a glancing blow which sheared off his ear. He stopped frantically in the middle of the street looking at the ground.

His friend yelled, "Get under cover, you fool. You've got two ears."

He replied, It's not the ear that is in question, it is the cigarette."

A man was in one of the long queues for water when he broke wind.
The woman standing behind him put a stern hand on his shoulder, turned him around and demanded, "Where did you get beans?"

The line going about in 1995 siege is that if Jesus were to appear in Sarajevo, carrying his cross, people would come out from hiding to approach him, asking, "Where did you get all that wood?"

:D

[serbian boy]

rofl rofl

[Rantanplan]

Polesmoker

[serbian boy]

Unrelated to bosnian war but, Isreali soldier wants 3 day pass.
An Isreali soldier who just enlisted asks his CO for a 3 day pass, the Co says "are you crazy? you just join Isreal Defense Force and you already want a 3 day pass, for this you must do something spectacular!"
So the next day the soldier comes back in an Arab T-55 tank! The CO was so impressed he asked " how did you do it?" the soldier explains
"well I jumped in one of our merkava's drove up to the arabs, and I saw an arab tank. I put up an white flag and he put up his white flag. I said to the Arab soldier, do you want to get a 3 day pass?, So we exchanged tanks!" rofl rofl