Europe is for HOMOS?

[Parzival]

WHy are the selling things like this on the www.whitehouse.org - The White House homepage????

http://www.cafeshops.com/thewhitehouse.4761680

Europe is for Homo******ls

And this
http://www.cafeshops.com/thewhitehouse/32865

America own the Planet

Or this:
http://www.cafeshops.com/thewhitehouse/74117

Peace is for Pussys

[Guttorm]

If you check out http://www.whitehouse.gov/ you'll find the REAL white house page...

:roll:

[Parzival]

If you check out http://www.whitehouse.gov/ you'll find the REAL white house page...

:roll:
Yea,!! But whata hell is www.whitehouse.org`+???

[wreck]

:lol:

That's funny stuff, looking at this pic I thought we would have more hetero******s.

http://www.diabloii.nu/trams/Europa1.jpg

rofl

Mmm. Fridays rule p-)

[Dennis79]

:lol:

That's funny stuff, looking at this pic I thought we would have more hetero******s.

http://www.diabloii.nu/trams/Europa1.jpg

rofl

Mmm. Fridays rule p-)

HAHAHA OWNED

[Argyll]

Jesus H!!!
and they're both wearing thongs too,I wonder which one gets "chatted up" the most?

[MolliG]

http://www.diabloii.nu/trams/Europa1.jpg

woot rofl

[Parzival]

:lol:

That's funny stuff, looking at this pic I thought we would have more hetero******s.

http://www.diabloii.nu/trams/Europa1.jpg

rofl

Mmm. Fridays rule p-)
Really good. I agree!
rofl

[kinghk]

If you check out http://www.whitehouse.gov/ you'll find the REAL white house page...

:roll:
Yea,!! But whata hell is www.whitehouse.org`+???

A joke.

[Tengu]

:lol:

That's funny stuff, looking at this pic I thought we would have more hetero******s.

http://www.diabloii.nu/trams/Europa1.jpg

rofl

Mmm. Fridays rule p-)hahahaha funny as hell rofl

[OldRecon]

:lol:

That's funny stuff, looking at this pic I thought we would have more hetero******s.

http://www.diabloii.nu/trams/Europa1.jpg

rofl

Mmm. Fridays rule p-)

Are they plumbers??? :roll:

[Argyll]

no but I'd put a tap on the one on the left!! ;)

[Seraphim]

Off topic

But very funny.

[mack pl]

How do you think guys, where she come from(girl on left,because on right its not girl only monster)???I vote to France ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

Woot! i'm a fat American

[MolliG]

How do you think guys, where she come from(girl on left,because on right its not girl only monster)???I vote to France ;)

Italy... Or maybe Spain :). Definitely not from here (the UK), she (in the picture) has got good taste in lingerie; here it would be bright pink or the like. ;)

:lol:

[Kriz]

How do you think guys, where she come from(girl on left,because on right its not girl only monster)???I vote to France ;)

Italy... Or maybe Spain. :) :P

Or some East European country perhaps, they have some good stuff too :lol:

[MolliG]

How do you think guys, where she come from(girl on left,because on right its not girl only monster)???I vote to France ;)

Italy... Or maybe Spain. :) :P

Or some East European country perhaps, they have some good stuff too :lol:

Could very well be, especially now looking at the totally wrong combo' of the jeans and heels ;) :P...

[TheJedi]

If you check out http://www.whitehouse.gov/ you'll find the REAL white house page...

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/02/20040226-2.html#5


Meeting with German Chanceloor

Seems to be a funny site, too. :P (I'm talking about the spelling error, not the meeting itself. ;))

[UoUo]

Europe is for HOMOS? = אירופה היא בשביל החומוס?

[Parzival]

No,The left , She come from Bryssel, or maybe Lyon. No, She come from Munchen, or She might come from Stcokholm.
And the monster to the right Iám sure come from Calefornia or Texas.

[Old300]

There are a lot of fat women in America. But trust me on this, boys, we also have a lot of women who'd put the one on the left to shame. If any of y'all have been to my hometown of Austin, you'd know why we say, "God Bless Texas!" Our women are unbelievable.

[hank]

I can tesfify to that. Austin, TX is proof that God wants hetero****** males to be happy! God bless TX!

hank

[Ian H]

Mental note: visit Austin.



Also, Jack Mehoff, is your animation from Band of Brothers or Saving Private Ryan? I can't tell.
Cheers

[Jack Mehoff]

Mental note: visit Austin.



Also, Jack Mehoff, is your animation from Band of Brothers or Saving Private Ryan? I can't tell.
Cheers

Saving Private Ryan

[Jack Mehoff]

There are a lot of fat women in America. But trust me on this, boys, we also have a lot of women who'd put the one on the left to shame. If any of y'all have been to my hometown of Austin, you'd know why we say, "God Bless Texas!" Our women are unbelievable.

x2

TX also have great food

[hank]

It is worth it, I can assure you. Spring time on UT's campus is a sight to behold. That is really true for any "college" town though. Oxford, MS is another place that would blow your mind. But, Austin is at the top of the list, to be sure.

hank

[Uncle Sam]

:lol:

That's funny stuff, looking at this pic I thought we would have more hetero******s.

http://www.diabloii.nu/trams/Europa1.jpg

rofl

Mmm. Fridays rule p-)

I think you have the "American" woman confused...

...This is the "American" Woman
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v56/deathdot/bc_usa2k244.jpg

[MolliG]

I think you have the "American" woman confused...

...This is the "American" Woman[/b]
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v56/deathdot/bc_usa2k244.jpg

rofl ;)

[Beowulf]

move to off-topic

[obd]

Yes sir I can attest to that!! Spring time at any one of the great UNC system campuses is full of nice looking women.

With regards to European vs. American women: I dont know which is worse, a fat American girl trying to wear a thong that shaves and uses deoderant or a hot European women with body hair and an "eu de natural" odor about her..........Maybe Australian women have solved this dilema for me......yep they have heheheheh.

[cut]

Great off topic! someone put a **** warning in the title

http://www.page3.com/gallery3/zoe/zoe5_20_03_03.jpg

[Rantanplan]

this silicone **** are disgusting. :(

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v56/deathdot/bc_usa2k244.jpg

[Russian Texan]

I think you have the "American" woman confused...

...This is the "American" Woman[/b]
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v56/deathdot/bc_usa2k244.jpg



Fake "basketballs", too wide of a spread, cheap fake nails, less than attractive facial features and overall appearance of a cleaned up female truck driver.
Definitely not the best looking American female specie I have seen.

[MolliG]

... or a hot European women with body hair and an "eu de natural" odor about her...

I've never come across a women here and in 'proper' Europe, that fits that description... Even the 'orrible mingers, so to speak, who exist during the first years of secondary school took care of themselves (or at least tried).

;) :)

[zenmaster]

If you want the world capital of hot women, visit Arizona State University. Its hard to find an unattractive woman. Its hot all the time, so they always stay in shape, and ASU is the biggest party school in the US.

[mustamato]

Some swedish girl, Emma Lundberg (compare her to the american truck driver
in bikini above). In the mens magazine Slitz

http://www.slitz.se/senaste/expo/2003_08_lundberg/popup/3.jpg
Aaaah look at her eyes. Can they be more perfect?

And from the nightclub Q (have been there several times but I have never
seen here there :( )

http://www.qnattklubb.se/fotosV2/021225/Q-021225-45.jpg

http://www.qnattklubb.se/fotosV2/021225/Q-021225-43.jpg

http://www.qnattklubb.se/fotosV2/021224/Q-021224-63.jpg

http://www.qnattklubb.se/fotosV2/021224/Q-021224-68.jpg

Personally I say that Copenhagen, Denmark have the most beautiful girls.
Luckily I live only 40 minutes from there http://www.forumhuset.net/forum/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif

[Uncle Sam]

I think you have the "American" woman confused...

...This is the "American" Woman[/b]
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v56/deathdot/bc_usa2k244.jpg



Fake "basketballs", too wide of a spread, cheap fake nails, less than attractive facial features and overall appearance of a cleaned up female truck driver.
Definitely not the best looking American female specie I have seen.

You're right about the face, but I really wasn't looking at that...

[MolliG]

You're right about the face, but I really wasn't looking at that...

Maybe that's another thing, seems (for me, from mainly this board *Points at Jack and Midtown.*) American males see beauty as/in '****, Arse 'n' Legs'. Whilst us, well a few of us, European males see beauty in the eyes, the hair and "that curve on a woman's back where it intersects her ass"*, et cetera.

*CJ is a special breed of American Human male.

;)

[Uncle Sam]

You're right about the face, but I really wasn't looking at that...

Maybe that's another thing, seems (for me, from mainly this board) American males see beauty as/in '****, Arse 'n' Legs'. Whilst us, well a few of us, European males see beauty in the eyes, the hair and "that curve on a woman's back where it intersects her ass"*, et cetera.

*CJ is a special breed of American Human male.

;)

We weren't talkin beauty...

Now, I think Ashley Judd is beatiful...
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v56/deathdot/judd2.jpghttp://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v56/deathdot/ashley-judd28.jpg

[MolliG]

We weren't talkin beauty...

? :|

Attractiveness = Beautifulness, vice versa. :)

[Beowulf]

We weren't talkin beauty...

? :|

Attractiveness = Beautifulness, vice versa. :)

naw...there's a difference between "hot" and "beautiful", a chick can be both, but she can also be one or the other....it's complicated.

[Uncle Sam]

We weren't talkin beauty...

? :|

Attractiveness = Beautifulness, vice versa. :)

The only reason I put that other pic up was she had big teets, and wearing a flag bikini... She is not beautiful, but definitely fuc-able ;) . She is fake. Ashley Judd is beautiful !! Besides, everyones perception of beauty is different.

[Guttorm]

... or a hot European women with body hair and an "eu de natural" odor about her...

I've never come across a women here and in 'proper' Europe, that fits that description... Even the 'orrible mingers, so to speak, who exist during the first years of secondary school took care of themselves (or at least tried).

;) :)

I have to agree with MolliG on this, and I've dated girls from Norway, Sweden, Finland, Germany... Well, thats about it... And they all were in mint condition... ;)

But, I have to say this as well... On my trip up and down the east coast of USA... We met som FINE speciments of the weaker ***.... :D :P ;)

[Midtown]

Okay bitches, you asked for it, The best, and easiest place in the world to get laid is an AMERICAN COLLEGE CAMPUS.

http://content.collegehumor.com/img/h/hilary_on_bed.w492.jpg
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/9/95352811qggezv_ph.w492.jpg
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/c/coors.w492.jpg
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/l/licking_nipples.w492.jpg
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/i/i_love_tennesse.jpg
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/h/hot_chicks.w492.jpg
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/k/kate_and_lys_playin.w492.jpg
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/1/1_multipart_xf8ff_8_pic_4.w492.jpg
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/s/snowbunnies.w492.jpg
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/b/bday.w492.jpg

I could post **** all day, but I have to make it look like I do work here too.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

go midtown go.

We have a local college and they have some pretty fine asian ladies...plus we have alot of hot horny females around here. The Vancouver Island guys have a big reputation of whoring out the local girls :lol:

p.s. if you can get one girl to take off her shirt at a party the rest will follow...dont ask me why it just works...cant mess with results woot

[Midtown]

go midtown go.

We have a local college and they have some pretty fine asian ladies...plus we have alot of hot horny females around here. The Vancouver Island guys have a big reputation of whoring out the local girls :lol:

p.s. if you can get one girl to take off her shirt at a party the rest will follow...dont ask me why it just works...cant mess with results woot

So completly true, its like that in st cloud and madison, once you talk one of them into it, they all fallow. Stupid whores. SHOW CHARLIE MURPHY THEM *******.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Midtown knows the way it is....I guess its **** envy or just simple fact that the chick with the shirt off gets alot more attention then the other females.....or just dumb and slutty...

Either way I dont really care as long as I see some grade A ****, I'm happy. Sometimes you get lucky and they get drunk and you can convince them to do dirty things woot

[Midtown]

that or they are whores that feel the need to be validated by drunk guys.
which i strongly am for. I was up at a party in st cloud last spring, and we convinced one girl that her ****s we nice, but her friends were nicer, and they got pissed off, and we ended up having at least 7 girls taking thier tops off completly drunkenly arguing who had better ****. I ended up with the 2nd place girl that night, I told her, that her **** were way nicer than the first place girls. she was mine. No effort even needed. Man I miss whoring. :(

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

that or they are whores that feel the need to be validated by drunk guys.
which i strongly am for. I was up at a party in st cloud last spring, and we convinced one girl that her ****s we nice, but her friends were nicer, and they got pissed off, and we ended up having at least 7 girls taking thier tops off completly drunkenly arguing who had better ****. I ended up with the 2nd place girl that night, I told her, that her **** were way nicer than the first place girls. she was mine. No effort even needed. Man I miss whoring. :(

Damn thats a grade A slat if all you needed to tell her was her **** were better (even sometimes when they are not..) and score. Either that or she was really wasted or a combination of them both.

What us boys up on the Island do is normally we already have it planned, the sluttiest girl is told that at some point during the night shes going to take her shirt off. Its a totall inside job of course but hey ya cant mess with results.

Another way to get the ladies outta there shirts/pants is a lil card game we like to play. Quite simple really, the game is called "red or black", of course I'm always the dealer ;) The object of the game is to guess what color of card is about to be put on the table, if you guess wrong you drink, and it keeps going until you get it right. Now the first couple of times its important you (the dealer) dont stack the deck, because if the females think the decks stacked before they are too pissed the game usually doesnt go over so swell. So about after the 3rd round you should "shuffle" the deck...making sure you have seperated the red cards from the black cards. Whatever she called you give her the opposite.

Two possible things happen after this game, either A you get lucky or B she gets victimized and pukes everywere.

Give it a try dude let me know how it goes

[California Joe]

Your parents must be proud.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Your parents must be proud.

They are :lol:
I do my best