Ever been "Hit on" by a member of YOUR ***?

[Jack Mehoff]

If yes, did it change your view on gays?

As for me, I got hit on quite a bit back in my pimpin' days. Most of them were OK people once I said I wasn't interested. A very few were NOT.

And NO, I never sampled their life style.

[Rantanplan]

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Redneck :lol:

[Trigger]

suuuuuuuuuuure you didn't Jack
*smirk*
p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

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Redneck :lol:

Show me your picture and i'll have some fun with it

[hank]

My first semester English professor (a graduate student) at Ole Miss propositioned me about 3 weeks into my first semester. I was an 18 year old freshman who to that point had never met an admitted homo******. Culture shock to be sure. I freaked out and met with the Dean of the College of Liberal Arts about it and the guy ended up getting in trouble later on. It was a wild situation for a first semester.

Oddly enough, he asked me to go to a Bonnie Raitt concert at the Orpheum in Memphis. I would have liked to go to that concert but he was also very clear that we would not go as "friends". At least he was honest about his motivations. I did not go to the concert.

Needless to say all my college buddies still make a hell of a lot of fun of me about the whole situation. Cause you know I did get an "A" in the class. Let the jokes begin! ;)

Did not change my view on gays. Not my cup of tea but all right for you.

hank

[Rantanplan]

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Redneck :lol:

Show me your picture and i'll have some fun with it

;)

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[Midtown]

AT LEAST HE DOESNT HANG OUT WITH.....DAVID HASSLEHOFF!

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[Beowulf]

AT LEAST HE DOESNT HANG OUT WITH.....DAVID HASSLEHOFF!

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awesome....

[California Joe]

Yeah, duh. I'm the heat.

[farmgirl]

I guess I've never been hit on by a lesbian, but I've been propositioned by couples a few times. Does that count?

[Midtown]

like a year ago, I completly photoshopped my buddy playing pool with david hasslehoff, it looked completly real, we printed it up on photo paper, and now the ass tells everyone he really did meet him.

[Rantanplan]

David is bigger than Jesus

[Trigger]

I guess I've never been hit on by a lesbian, but I've been propositioned by couples a few times. Does that count?

I predict this thread will now go to at least 10 pages p-)

[Midtown]

id photoshop a pic of dave and jesus, but that jesus fellow is always cartooned and ****.

[Kriz]

This guy in my class last year had this crush on me and wrote me some letter, I just told him I wasn't gay and certainly wasn't interested.

It didn't change my views on gays, I also had no problem with him telling me how he felt. Must be hard telling someone of the same *** that you have feelings for them and be almost 100% sure you'll be rejected and maybe laughed at!

[Midtown]

Im in uptown alot visiting my friends, a few of them are artsy borderline hippy girls, but they are great fun in bed, and I've been hit on alot of times down there. But thats because the gay population in uptown is thru the roof. Usually I just either act like im from russia, use my russian accent, and say i dont know much english, I say something about how Im pro invasion of Iraq, and they get the hint.

[memphiz]

My first semester English professor (a graduate student) at Ole Miss propositioned me about 3 weeks into my first semester. I was an 18 year old freshman who to that point had never met an admitted homo******. Culture shock to be sure. I freaked out and met with the Dean of the College of Liberal Arts about it and the guy ended up getting in trouble later on. It was a wild situation for a first semester.

Oddly enough, he asked me to go to a Bonnie Raitt concert at the Orpheum in Memphis. I would have liked to go to that concert but he was also very clear that we would not go as "friends". At least he was honest about his motivations. I did not go to the concert.

Needless to say all my college buddies still make a hell of a lot of fun of me about the whole situation. Cause you know I did get an "A" in the class. Let the jokes begin! ;)

Did not change my view on gays. Not my cup of tea but all right for you.

hank
:P


i think Seoul's hit on every guy in this forum ie: "how bigs your wang" ;)

[Macs.]

David is bigger than Jesus

Word.

David is the best. woot

[Tengu]

never been "hit" by gays. But i witnessed a blow job with 2 of my drunk friends on a school trip (nasty ****) and gays sometimes "check me out" :cantbeli:

[Kieran]

2 weeks ago I was at a club for a mates birthday... He thought it would be funny to go to a club where Thrusday night was gay night :oops: I didnt remember much of it until 3 days later walking to class, my mates mentioned as a joke "So... did you get his number?".

Apparently a guy had started to dance beside me trying to get my attention (he had designs on me apparently p-) ) for about 20 minutes but I was too drunk to notice. He even asked for my number when I was at the bar :roll:

Although I was initially embarrassed after hearing this, I turned to my mates and said "Well at least I got hit on, you ugly mo fo's got squat!" woot I find it quite a compliment actually, and I am comfortable in my own hetero******ity that it doesn't bother me :D

Moral of the story - If your going to a gay bar, find out its a gay bar first, and second, don't let your mates convince you to downing bottles of stella (only £1 a drink that night woot ) in 3 secsonds :oops:

[California Joe]

That's what you get for wearing leather chaps when you go out.

[Nondescript]

this one time at...

I've only been hit on once buy a gay guy, atleast that I know of. He wanted to suck my ****, he even offered me money to let him do it. But after careful consideration I respectfully declined. And no it didn't change my view of gays. I actually thought it was pretty funny to hear him talk about how he liked the "man-juice" spray over his face, and how he would blow his male friends who weren't gay. That guy was what you would call a stereotype gay.

[California Joe]

Toooooooooooooooo much information.........

[California Joe]

I guess I've never been hit on by a lesbian, but I've been propositioned by couples a few times. Does that count?

Jack asked for pictures, I'd like the details, tell me a story babyyyyyyy.

PS there's a block on the permission slip that says: Threesome. Is so.

[memphiz]

this one time at...

I've only been hit on once buy a gay guy, atleast that I know of. He wanted to suck my ****, he even offered me money to let him do it. But after careful consideration I respectfully declined. And no it didn't change my view of gays. I actually thought it was pretty funny to hear him talk about how he liked the "man-juice" spray over his face, and how he would blow his male friends who weren't gay. That guy was what you would call a stereotype gay.
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[Nondescript]

Oh come on can't you see the humor in it, I think it was funny as hell.

[Hullebullen]

A couple of times. Was at this bar with couple friends. One of the guys, a friend's friend, is bi-******. I had only met him on a couple of occasions at various parties and thought he was ok. Now, for some reason, there's only me and him sitting at the table. We're talking and drinking beer and all of a sudden he puts his hand on the inside of my thigh. I was completly dumb-founded. It was not like I had encouraged him or something. All I managed to say was something like: "uhm, I'm gonna check the bar or something". I remember I felt quite disgusted the day after.

One other time there was this guy, also a friend's friend, who was flirting like hell with me. I just pretended like I didn't understand a thing.

Overall, It hasn't changed my wiew of gays. I don't know if it's flattering or not but at least they must have thought I'm attractive. I only wish that girls were a bit more "aggressive" in their flirting. It would be nice for a change not having to do all the work... :lol:

[TriggerPuller]

More times than I care to remember. But I grew up in a Hollywood family and being from L.A. west hollywood is just right around the corner.
And no my views never changed...............I never like Homos in the first place!

TP

[California Joe]

That's what you get for being all "dreamy" and ****.

[farmgirl]

I guess I've never been hit on by a lesbian, but I've been propositioned by couples a few times. Does that count?

Jack asked for pictures, I'd like the details, tell me a story babyyyyyyy.

PS there's a block on the permission slip that says: Threesome. Is so.


Well.... it's a good thing you didn't ask for pictures.... cause I said no.... so there are no pictures...

Situation 1:
We were at a class reunion, and I was at the keg. (naturally) This girl came up to me and started telling me that I was beautiful etc.... and I was like.... thanks. I didn't have any idea what to say to that. So.... I'm getting my beer, and she asks if I want to go home with her and her boyfriend.
I thanked her for the offer.... and told her that I wasn't into that.....
When I told John about it.... he laughed his ass off.... and then he thought it was even funnier when she came back a little bit later and asked if I wanted to go do some lines with her. I told her I wasn't into that either....
John just said..... "couldn't get you sober, so they thought they'd bring out the good stuff......"


The first time is always the most surprising I suppose. I live in a very small town, and I was shocked to say the least.

[California Joe]

perfect.

[farmgirl]

That's what you get for being all "dreamy" and ****.


Yeah... that's what I was thinking..... everybody thinks TP is just dreamy..... ;) (do too! p-) )

[California Joe]

You need to reread the outline for the "How to get published in Penthouse forums" that I sent you and tell us another story..... ;)

[farmgirl]

You need to reread the outline for the "How to get published in Penthouse forums" that I sent you and tell us another story..... ;)



Was that your subtle way of calling me boring? :D I can't help it.... it would be a lot better story if I had said yes...... p-)

How about I send you the details of the second time.... and you can write it for me.... PF style.... :cantbeli:

[California Joe]

Be glad to. Cannot guarantee the punctuation will be correct. Hard to type with one hand.

[memphiz]

I guess I've never been hit on by a lesbian, but I've been propositioned by couples a few times. Does that count?

Jack asked for pictures, I'd like the details, tell me a story babyyyyyyy.

PS there's a block on the permission slip that says: Threesome. Is so.


Well.... it's a good thing you didn't ask for pictures.... cause I said no.... so there are no pictures...

Situation 1:
We were at a class reunion, and I was at the keg. (naturally) This girl came up to me and started telling me that I was beautiful etc.... and I was like.... thanks. I didn't have any idea what to say to that. So.... I'm getting my beer, and she asks if I want to go home with her and her boyfriend.
I thanked her for the offer.... and told her that I wasn't into that.....
When I told John about it.... he laughed his ass off.... and then he thought it was even funnier when she came back a little bit later and asked if I wanted to go do some lines with her. I told her I wasn't into that either....
John just said..... "couldn't get you sober, so they thought they'd bring out the good stuff......"


The first time is always the most surprising I suppose. I live in a very small town, and I was shocked to say the least.

*jaw hits floor*
you should have went for it FG ;)



A couple of times. Was at this bar with couple friends. One of the guys, a friend's friend, is bi-******. I had only met him on a couple of occasions at various parties and thought he was ok. Now, for some reason, there's only me and him sitting at the table. We're talking and drinking beer and all of a sudden he puts his hand on the inside of my thigh. I was completly dumb-founded. It was not like I had encouraged him or something. All I managed to say was something like: "uhm, I'm gonna check the bar or something". I remember I felt quite disgusted the day after.

One other time there was this guy, also a friend's friend, who was flirting like hell with me. I just pretended like I didn't understand a thing.

Overall, It hasn't changed my wiew of gays. I don't know if it's flattering or not but at least they must have thought I'm attractive. I only wish that girls were a bit more "aggressive" in their flirting. It would be nice for a change not having to do all the work...

i dont think guys can be Bi-******..
"once you put it in a mans rear,
your always Queer"
no exceptions

[TriggerPuller]

Yep no such thing as bi-****** for men you either suck **** or ya dont!
Farmgirl I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TP

[farmgirl]

Be glad to. Cannot guarantee the punctuation will be correct. Hard to type with one hand.


Well Joe.... you might have noticed that I rarely correct anyone's punctuation, grammar or spelling.... unless asked to do so.... I took some advice I once received very seriously....
a wise man once told me that no one likes a critic..... I've been holding my tongue ever since. p-)

about your typing..... I thought you were just slow. I had no idea you an amputee. I'm sorry. ;)

Bring on the story.... but be careful how "creative" you are.... otherwise you might have to change names to protect the innocent.... namely me! ;)

[TriggerPuller]

Farmgirl please dont hold your tongue on my account!! ;)

TP

[farmgirl]

Yep no such thing as bi-****** for men you either suck **** or ya dont!
Farmgirl I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TP


awwww TP.... you're such a sweet talker..... ;)
I especially like it when you tell me that you love me right after you comment on whether men are inclined to perform oral *** on each other or not..... such a big romantic you are..... ;)

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Well unfortuneatly I've experienced being hit on by a gay dude. Its definately not one of those moments that flash before your eyes before you die, to say the least...

Well it was when I was working for msn, working on the graveyard shift you got to know everyone. Well one day me and another male co-worker went to go grab some food from the local convience store, apparently he had something else in mind besides food from the 7-11. That did not last long as I told him I wasnt gay, and preffered to keep my asshole gasket stock.

After that there was always wierd situations were I'd be doing something, and would say something to the effect of "Thats gay" or "Isnt that fawking gay" and he was around. I'm not sure if he took offence that or not, he was married at one point I do know...

I dont mind gay people, whatever they do they can do it as long as I am not around. As long as they dont hit on me I'm cool with it.

[California Joe]

Yes, I've noticed that you are inclined to let sleeping grammatical errors lie. Great self control on your part. You would need to quit your job and stay up all night in order to stop the mutilation of the English language in these environs. Kudos.

As for the amputee issue, I'm sorry I didn't tell you before. When I said typing with one hand I meant masturbation. I was however born without legs and survive by riding about on a skateboard in subway tunnels drawing sketches of people for spare change.

PS. I can see up your skirt.

[James]

Be glad to. Cannot guarantee the punctuation will be correct. Hard to type with one hand.

about your typing..... I thought you were just slow. I had no idea you an amputee. I'm sorry. ;)


rofl

[farmgirl]

Yes, I've noticed that you are inclined to let sleeping grammatical errors lie. Great self control on your part. You would need to quit your job and stay up all night in order to stop the mutilation of the English language in these environs. Kudos.

As for the amputee issue, I'm sorry I didn't tell you before. When I said typing with one hand I meant masturbation. I was however born without legs and survive by riding about on a skateboard in subway tunnels drawing sketches of people for spare change.

PS. I can see up your skirt.

Look at you all typing like you're in English class. ;)
Where's that creative writing assignment that you got yesterday? Too busy looking up skirts?

[gaz]

Yeah, I've had blokes make moves on me, but to be truthful, it doesn't really bother me. Just say "Sorry mate, you're not exactly my type, your lack of muff puts you pretty far down my list." and they're fine about it.

To me it's no different to having a fat, ugly girl try to get somewhere with you, they want it, but they're not getting it.

[farmgirl]

Yeah, I've had blokes make moves on me, but to be truthful, it doesn't really bother me. Just say "Sorry mate, you're not exactly my type, your lack of muff puts you pretty far down my list." and they're fine about it.

To me it's no different to having a fat, ugly girl try to get somewhere with you, they want it, but they're not getting it.


Gaz... you crack me up.... rofl

[ibstolidude]

I guess I've never been hit on by a lesbian, but I've been propositioned by couples a few times. Does that count? And WELL?

[farmgirl]

I guess I've never been hit on by a lesbian, but I've been propositioned by couples a few times. Does that count? And WELL?


I told one story, but CJ thought it was boring. He's supposed to be writing the next installment for your reading pleasure. I guess I'm just boring. I was married the first time it happened, and of course I said no. Since I've been single... I've been asked a couple more times, but I still said no. It's hard to take the Baptist out of the girl, I guess..... ;)

[memphiz]

well at my Juniour high last year a friend(girl) of mine was working on the schools year book with this guy who is gay, and they would take pictures for the yearbook... well anyways me and another friend of mine got into the schools computer files to see all the pics taken.. and to my discovery i found all the pictures taken by the gay guy and almost all of them were of my ass :oops: i deleted them all...then i told my friend(girl) who worked on the year book to tell the gay guy to stop taking pictures of my ass.
and she did, she walked up to him wi'll he was talking to a teacher a yelled at him" STOP taking pictures of (insert my name here) ASS!!". the kid cried and went away. now i dont trust people with cameras..

[MolliG]

Hmmm, 'hit on'... don't think so. Flirted, yes. :P