Woman Reports Neighbor for Disturbingly Loud ***

[farmgirl]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040227/od_nm/odd_germany_***_dc


BERLIN (*******) - A German woman took her male neighbor to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour *** session, a court spokeswoman said Friday.

"Four hours of *** noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said.

The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.

Andreas said his 26-year old neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that he had not felt obliged to respond. "I can have as much *** as loud as I want then," he said.

The judge dropped the case on learning that the man had since moved out of the apartment.

[California Joe]

Call me Andreas.....

[Operation Ivy]

Sexy woot

[Vance]

Sorry guys. :(

[farmgirl]

Call me Andreas.....



So that's why you haven't been around...... p-)

[James]

Guitars, drums...

"This bed is on fire, with passionate love
The neighbors complain about the noises above,
But she only **** when she's on top..."

[farmgirl]

Guitars, drums...

"This bed is on fire, with passionate love
The neighbors complain about the noises above,
But she only **** when she's on top..."


well.... that IS a guaranteed winner...... p-)

[James]

Guitars, drums...

"This bed is on fire, with passionate love
The neighbors complain about the noises above,
But she only **** when she's on top..."


well.... that IS a guaranteed winner...... p-)

;)

[Jack Mehoff]

hmmm...***

[Rantanplan]

*** Crazed David Hasslehoff Loving Nazis!!!

[Jack Mehoff]

Rant,

NICE ****ING SIG rofl rofl rofl rofl

[Rantanplan]

http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/banana.gif

[Merik]

I can go longer :D

[Flagg]

Rantanplan.....that's the funniest thing I've seen yet in 04

[Tygryssek]

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/AnimationWizard6.gif

Extremely funny Ranta rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl I can't stop rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl . J can stand up rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl.

[gaz]

Guitars, drums...

"This bed is on fire, with passionate love
The neighbors complain about the noises above,
But she only **** when she's on top..."

Surely not a James fan called James? :D

I saw them live about three years ago, absolutely brilliant.

[California Joe]

Good band, great tune. Excellent position.

[farmgirl]

Good band, great tune. Excellent position.

As usual.... we're on the same page, Joe..... p-)

[California Joe]

That's cause you're following me.... ;)

[gaz]

The lead singer of James is a guy called Tim Booth. When I saw them live he came onto the stage wearing cowboy hat and a white dress proclaiming "It takes a real man to wear a dress!!". That was a bit worrying.

Fortunately the show was top notch so I stopped caring after that.

[farmgirl]

That's cause you're following me.... ;)


duh.... I don't have anything better to do. :D

[California Joe]

I thought it was my tight and toned ass that you could bounce quarters off....

[farmgirl]

I thought it was my tight and toned ass that you could bounce quarters off....


well yeah.... that too...... ;)

[ibstolidude]

I thought it was my tight and toned ass that you could bounce quarters off....
Or it could be the cavernous belly button you can hide a roll of quarters in?


sorry I had to try.

*** talk coupled with Jacks knife slashing in the background is a little unnerving

[farmgirl]

I thought it was my tight and toned ass that you could bounce quarters off....
Or it could be the cavernous belly button you can hide a roll of quarters in?


sorry I had to try.

rofl nicely done, Stoli..... p-)

[California Joe]

I thought it was my tight and toned ass that you could bounce quarters off....
Or it could be the cavernous belly button you can hide a roll of quarters in?


sorry I had to try.

*** talk coupled with Jacks knife slashing in the background is a little unnerving

Bastard, you know I had that fixed when I got the webbed fingers thing taken care of.

[Kenshin]

It was nothing but groaning and banging,"

..I'm curious how that sounds in german..

[California Joe]

Probably the same as asking for directions or ordering dinner in German. ;)

[James]

It was nothing but groaning and banging,"

..I'm curious how that sounds in german..

"Lieber gott! Achtung! Aiee..."