Mans unwritten rule?

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Well last night my buddy came over and we decided to go out for a few beers. He say's he will cover the nights expense's. We arrived at 6pm and started boozing immediately, by 10:30 this blonde chick shows up. Of course the type of bar we are in, its more of a "guys" drinking spot so theres not alot of women, and we are glad at least our table isnt all sausage now. By 12:30 he thinks hes going home with her, in actuallity it seems like shes more interested in me.

That pose's a delima, you just got ****faced with your buddy of 16 years, he paid for it all, but the chick he's trying to work he isnt having much sucess with and actually rather hang around with you. What would you do?

Me I bowed out, hell the saying is "bro's before hoes". Besides I'd feel like the biggest asshole if I scouped the chick, especially because he paid for my night of drinking.

[hank]

You done right. Everybody needs friends like that. Besides if that chick is interested you probably have a better chance by playing cool. Disinterested almost always works. Besides, now you can make fun of your buddy for being a tool. ;)

hank

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

You done right. Everybody needs friends like that. Besides if that chick is interested you probably have a better chance by playing cool. Disinterested almost always works. Besides, now you can make fun of your buddy for being a tool. ;)

hank

good call hank. if he didnt work it theres always another day :lol: ..well for me at least ;)

[Maverick77]

you did right

there will always be some ****in whore.

there wont always be a buddy like that.

[California Joe]

How do you know she wasn't a really nice young woman?

I pray that one day you grow up and have daughters so they can get called f*cking whores.

[farmgirl]

How do you know she wasn't a really nice young woman?

I pray that one day you grow up and have daughters so they can get called f*cking whores.



Thank you, Joe. It's nice to see at least one man let these tools know that they shouldn't talk about women the way that they do. Cheese and rice.... their parents must be proud. I hope to god that my daughter is smart enough to stay away from idiots when she is old enough to date. :roll: Boys..... real men aren't morons.

[gaz]

Personally my unwritten rules are never reply to one of Seoulstrikers ***** fixation threads and never lick a dogs scrotum.

But that's just me.

[California Joe]

Rules to live by my friend. Rules to live by.

[farmgirl]

Personally my unwritten rules are never reply to one of Seoulstrikers ***** fixation threads and never lick a dogs scrotum.

But that's just me.



rofl
My mom always used to tell us not to eat yellow snow.
ditto to your rules....
add threads started by Ducimus to my list.... although I broke it in the 1984 thread. I only saved face by being off topic. ;)

[hank]

gaz is from over there so he may not have heard this one - I can't resist it has always been a favorite.

2 ol' TN rednecks are sittin on the porch with their coonhound
coonhound starts licking his balls
1 ol' boy says, "Wish I could do that"
other ol' boy says, "That dog would bite you . . ."

badumching - I'll be here all week

hank

[farmgirl]

gaz is from over there so he may not have heard this one - I can't resist it has always been a favorite.

2 ol' TN rednecks are sittin on the porch with their coonhound
coonhound starts licking his balls
1 ol' boy says, "Wish I could do that"
other ol' boy says, "That dog would bite you . . ."

badumching - I'll be here all week

hank


rofl you suuuuuure is funny, hank..... ;)

[Vance]

How do you know she wasn't a really nice young woman?

I pray that one day you grow up and have daughters so they can get called f*cking whores.



Thank you, Joe. It's nice to see at least one man let these tools know that they shouldn't talk about women the way that they do. Cheese and rice.... their parents must be proud. I hope to god that my daughter is smart enough to stay away from idiots when she is old enough to date. :roll: Boys..... real men aren't morons.
i no moron

[California Joe]

what? Me fail english? that's unpossible.

[farmgirl]

How do you know she wasn't a really nice young woman?

I pray that one day you grow up and have daughters so they can get called f*cking whores.



Thank you, Joe. It's nice to see at least one man let these tools know that they shouldn't talk about women the way that they do. Cheese and rice.... their parents must be proud. I hope to god that my daughter is smart enough to stay away from idiots when she is old enough to date. :roll: Boys..... real men aren't morons.
i no moron

No you aren't, Vance, and to be honest... most of the guys on this site aren't either. Admiring women is one thing. Calling them by derogatory terms is quite another. To me, referring to women in those terms is no different than using racist epithets. I don't care if it's meant to be funny or cute. The fact remains that it isn't. It perpetuates an attitude, and there is no humor in it.

[hank]

pass the moon pies, I got some RC cola left

hank

[gaz]

I read books to help me speak English better gooder.

Hank, on a similar note I did once try to lick my own balls but fell off the chair so I gave up.

[California Joe]

Quitter.

[gaz]

Damn right I'm a quitter.

By then I'd discovered if you dip your 'nads in honey the dog will lick them for you (You'll note my rule said not to lick a dogs sack, not the other way around).

[hank]

honey huh? thanks for the tip

hank

[California Joe]

All I did was shower with my dog, not teabag her.

[farmgirl]

Damn right I'm a quitter.

By then I'd discovered if you dip your 'nads in honey the dog will lick them for you (You'll note my rule said not to lick a dogs sack, not the other way around).

Be careful about that.... someone posted an article about a guy's junk and peanut butter.... didn't sound like a pretty picture.
Of course....joe only buys those little runty dogs... that helps eliminate the danger factor..... p-)

[hank]

OK, now I'm back. Let me just confirm, for the record, that the honey trick does NOT work!

hank

[gaz]

Hank, you put your own nuts in the honey, not the dogs, that way means it'll just lick it's own to mock you.

[hank]

doh! Be right back

hank

[California Joe]

Hurry Hank, hurry....

I mean...Hmmmm wonder where hank went..

[gaz]

You need to give him time Joe. If he's anything like me he'll need at least two minutes.

[Kenshin]

Hurry Hank, hurry....

I mean...Hmmmm wonder where hank went..

We need to get this on Ripleys or Guiness..

[California Joe]

If hank has a boy dog it's gay you know.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

wow this threads gotten interesting...now we have animals licking honey off of peoples nuts...

p.s. has anyone tried getting naked coating themselves in honey and standing on an ants hill ;)

[California Joe]

That's just crazy talk.

[gaz]

wow this threads gotten interesting...now we have animals licking honey off of peoples nuts...

p.s. has anyone tried getting naked coating themselves in honey and standing on an ants hill ;)

Never done that, but one time... at band camp.... I played with my bongos.

[hank]

Ok, I'm back. I can now confirm the total accuracy of gaz's honey claims. Damn, dog tongues are ROUGH!

hank

[farmgirl]

As disturbing as this whole beastiality thing is.... it's still better than the sh#t that was being posted on this thread in the beginning. Thanks boys. ;)

[hank]

maybe from your point of view, but from my point if view its pretty bad. anybody got any aloe?

hank

[Kenshin]

Ok, I'm back. I can now confirm the total accuracy of gaz's honey claims. Damn, dog tongues are ROUGH!

hank

You should try it with the cat. It will be a hell of tickle.

[gaz]

Here's an old rugby song, just for you farmgirl but you should imagine me playing on my bongos to make it sound better.

CHORUS:Bestiality's best boys, bestiality's best.
F**k a wallaby!
Bestiality's best boys, bestiality's best.
F**k a wallaby!

Blow your rocks in an ox boys, blow your rocks in an ox.
F**k a wallaby!
Blow your rocks in an ox boys, blow your rocks in an ox.
F**k a wallaby!

In the spunk of a skunk boys, in the spunk of a skunk.
F**k a wallaby!
In the spunk of a skunk boys, in the spunk of a skunk.
F**k a wallaby!

In the rear of a deer boys, in the rear of a deer.
F**k a wallaby!
In the rear of a deer boys, in the rear of a deer.
F**k a wallaby!

[hank]

That's just crazy talk.

doh! gaz! you never mentioned that!

hank

[farmgirl]

Here's an old rugby song, just for you farmgirl but you should imagine me playing on my bongos to make it sound better.

CHORUS:Bestiality's best boys, bestiality's best.
F**k a wallaby!
Bestiality's best boys, bestiality's best.
F**k a wallaby!

Blow your rocks in an ox boys, blow your rocks in an ox.
F**k a wallaby!
Blow your rocks in an ox boys, blow your rocks in an ox.
F**k a wallaby!

In the spunk of a skunk boys, in the spunk of a skunk.
F**k a wallaby!
In the spunk of a skunk boys, in the spunk of a skunk.
F**k a wallaby!

In the rear of a deer boys, in the rear of a deer.
F**k a wallaby!
In the rear of a deer boys, in the rear of a deer.
F**k a wallaby!


is that sung to the tune of.... Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport?
Come to think of it.... that title is a little kinky too...... p-)

[hank]

Hold on now. I confirmed the dog thing, that is bad enough. Then the cat. I don't own one, but there are a few in the neighborhood. But now a kangaroo? Will it ever end? I have to draw the line somewhere. I don't even know where I can get a kangaroo!

hank

[farmgirl]

Hold on now. I confirmed the dog thing, that is bad enough. Then the cat. I don't own one, but there are a few in the neighborhood. But now a kangaroo? Will it ever end? I have to draw the line somewhere. I don't even know where I can get a kangaroo!

hank


Stay away from the kangaroos, Hank. In fact.... stay away from the animals. Really.... gather your wits about you. Come on.... you can do it..... otherwise you're gonna have to move to Sweden, and no one wants that..... ;)

[California Joe]

www.balllickingroos.com

[gaz]

I don't even know where I can get a kangaroo!

hank


.... otherwise you're gonna have to move to Sweden, and no one wants that..... ;)

They have kangaroos in Sweden?

[farmgirl]

I don't even know where I can get a kangaroo!

hank


.... otherwise you're gonna have to move to Sweden, and no one wants that..... ;)

They have kangaroos in Sweden?


not that I'm aware of.... but they do like the animal *** over there.... p-)

[Kenshin]

I don't even know where I can get a kangaroo!

hank


.... otherwise you're gonna have to move to Sweden, and no one wants that..... ;)

They have kangaroos in Sweden?


not that I'm aware of.... but they do like the animal *** over there.... p-)

Forget about the kangaroo.. Grab the neighbors kitty

[Johnnyringo]

Funny how this thread went from, not ****-blocking a friend to screwing a kangaroo....

for a laugh, maybe I should check out the off topic section more often

[memphiz]

I don't even know where I can get a kangaroo!

hank


.... otherwise you're gonna have to move to Sweden, and no one wants that..... ;)

They have kangaroos in Sweden?
mabey in a zoo, just break in grab one...and start the kangaroo'n' screw'n' ;)

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Funny how this thread went from, not ****-blocking a friend to screwing a kangaroo....

for a laugh, maybe I should check out the off topic section more often

Well then at least you can learn something today....
-Never **** block a friend.

-Cats arnt attracted to honey so dont put any on your nuts and try to get kitty to lick it (yes joe even if the cat is in heat it doesnt work) ;)

-Hanks dog is really mans best friend

-Hank wants Kangaroo *** in Sweden, maybe on a Ikea couch too ;)

So come back to the humor forum...we are wierdo's ya know.

[Johnnyringo]

Funny how this thread went from, not ****-blocking a friend to screwing a kangaroo....

for a laugh, maybe I should check out the off topic section more often

Well then at least you can learn something today....
-Never **** block a friend.

-Cats arnt attracted to honey so dont put any on your nuts and try to get kitty to lick it (yes joe even if the cat is in heat it doesnt work) ;)

-Hanks dog is really mans best friend

-Hank wants Kangaroo *** in Sweden, maybe on a Ikea couch too ;)

So come back to the humor forum...we are wierdo's ya know.

Ha ha Ikea couch... what a cheap lay!

[memphiz]

Funny how this thread went from, not ****-blocking a friend to screwing a kangaroo....

for a laugh, maybe I should check out the off topic section more often

Well then at least you can learn something today....
-Never **** block a friend.

-Cats arnt attracted to honey so dont put any on your nuts and try to get kitty to lick it (yes joe even if the cat is in heat it doesnt work) ;)

-Hanks dog is really mans best friend

-Hank wants Kangaroo *** in Sweden, maybe on a Ikea couch too ;)

So come back to the humor forum...we are wierdo's ya know.

Ha ha Ikea couch... what a cheap lay!
rofl

[Ichhabe]

I don't even know where I can get a kangaroo!

hank


.... otherwise you're gonna have to move to Sweden, and no one wants that..... ;)

They have kangaroos in Sweden?


You may think that I'm full of ****... But there are actually wild kangaroos in France.
Some of them ran away 30 years ago and har humping around in one forrest down there.

[Kenshin]

I don't even know where I can get a kangaroo!

hank


.... otherwise you're gonna have to move to Sweden, and no one wants that..... ;)

They have kangaroos in Sweden?


You may think that I'm full of ****... But there are actually wild kangaroos in France.
Some of them ran away 30 years ago and har humping around in one forrest down there.

Youre right about that dude..

But I'll bet they're not into honey licking... They'll be licking "sauce" better.
"The word "sauce" is a French word that means a relish to make our food more appetizing"

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

You may think that I'm full of ****... But there are actually wild kangaroos in France.
Some of them ran away 30 years ago and har humping around in one forrest down there.

rofl
Horny Kangaroo's...have they evolved at all to climatize to the southern regions of France?

Either way hank wants some kangaroo poutch ;)