Argyll
02-29-2004, 05:55 PM
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts ower to the old rooster and says."OK auld yin time fur you tae retire." The auld rooster replies,"Come on,surely ye cannie haunle ALL of these chickens.Look whit it has done tae me.Can't ye just let me huv the twa auld hens ower there in ra corner?"
The young rooster says,"Beat it: You ur aw washed up and am taking ower."
The auld rooster says,"A'll tell ye whit,youngster.Ah wull race ye aroon the ferm hoose.Wha ever wins gets the exclusive domain ower the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs."Ye know ye dinnae staun a chance auld yin.So tae be fair Ah'll gie ye a heid stert."
The auld rooster takes aff running.Aboot 15 seconds later the youngster takes aff runnin efter him.They roon the front porch of the fermhoose and the younster has closed the gap.He is already about 5 inches behind the auld rooster and gaining fast.
The fermer,meanwhile, is sittin in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the rooster runnin by. So he grabs his shotgun and BOOM- He blaws the young rooster tae bits.
The fermer sadly shakes his heid and says,"F**k it...
third f*****g gay rooster I huv bought this month."
The new rooster struts ower to the old rooster and says."OK auld yin time fur you tae retire." The auld rooster replies,"Come on,surely ye cannie haunle ALL of these chickens.Look whit it has done tae me.Can't ye just let me huv the twa auld hens ower there in ra corner?"
The young rooster says,"Beat it: You ur aw washed up and am taking ower."
The auld rooster says,"A'll tell ye whit,youngster.Ah wull race ye aroon the ferm hoose.Wha ever wins gets the exclusive domain ower the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs."Ye know ye dinnae staun a chance auld yin.So tae be fair Ah'll gie ye a heid stert."
The auld rooster takes aff running.Aboot 15 seconds later the youngster takes aff runnin efter him.They roon the front porch of the fermhoose and the younster has closed the gap.He is already about 5 inches behind the auld rooster and gaining fast.
The fermer,meanwhile, is sittin in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the rooster runnin by. So he grabs his shotgun and BOOM- He blaws the young rooster tae bits.
The fermer sadly shakes his heid and says,"F**k it...
third f*****g gay rooster I huv bought this month."