Song lyrics....

[California Joe]

Rules, you can't post one till you know one, and please, try to post reasonably popular songs.....not death metal or Menudo.....

"The silicon chip inside her head, got switched to overload..."

[Vance]

Bon Jovi - I Don't Like Mondays

[Argyll]

Boomtown rats sang the original!

[California Joe]

Um, yeah, nod to the Scotsman. Bob Geldoff, Boomtown Rats.....go kilt boy.

[farmgirl]

"Why can't I get, just one kiss? Why can't I get, just one kiss?".......

[California Joe]

know it

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

"I am not your rolling wheels...I am the highway" Audioslave-I am the Highway

[Operation Ivy]

"I met this girl from Japan, never made love to an African, so i f***ed her once so i f***ed her twice and i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice" :D

[mustamato]

Listening to now:

http://www.steenelm.com/lisa/lisa3.jpg
Lisa Ekdahl - Vem vet.mp3


Du är en saga för god för att vara sann
Det är en saga i sig att vi funnit varan
Vi kunde lika gärna aldrig någonsin mötts
Eller var vårt möte redan bestämd långt innan vi fötts

Vem vet, inte du
Vem vet, inte jag
Vi vet ingenting nu
Vi vet inget idag
Vem vet, inte du
Vem vet, inte jag
Vi vet ingenting nu
vi vet inget idag

Vem vet, inte du
Vem vet, inte jag
Vi vet ingenting nu
Vi vet inget idag
Vem vet, inte du
Vem vet, inte jag
Vi vet ingenting nu
vi vet inget idag

Du är en saga för god för att vara sann
Det är en saga i sig att vi funnit varan
Vi kunde lika gärna aldrig någonsin mötts
Eller var vårt möte redan bestämd långt innan vi fötts

Vem vet, inte du
Vem vet, inte jag
Vi vet ingenting nu
Vi vet inget idag
Vem vet, inte du
Vem vet, inte jag
Vi vet ingenting nu
vi vet inget idag

[California Joe]

Non instruction listening to motherf*ckers. Cheese and Rice....

[farmgirl]

Non instruction listening to motherf*ckers. Cheese and Rice....


It's a difficult concept...... ;)

[MVSpartan117]

Non instruction listening to motherf*ckers. Cheese and Rice....

Be kind to the mentally dwarfed!

;)

[mustamato]

Non instruction listening to motherf*ckers. Cheese and Rice....

http://koti.mbnet.fi/enforcer/more****/191-snakelesson.jpg

[farmgirl]

Non instruction listening to motherf*ckers. Cheese and Rice....

http://koti.mbnet.fi/enforcer/more****/191-snakelesson.jpg


Mustamato.... you just got some points for that one.... :hug:
I love the Far Side.... best comic ever if you ask me.....
god G. Larson has to be somewhat twisted.... but how funny is he? ;)

[California Joe]

Please excuse my lack of speaking a third language. I'm truly impressed by those of you that do but my tastes in popular music do not extend to that realm.

[memphiz]

"I met this girl from Japan, never made love to an African, so i f***ed her once so i f***ed her twice and i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice" :D
:D

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

"I met this girl from Japan, never made love to an African, so i f***ed her once so i f***ed her twice and i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice" :D

afroman? sounds like it :lol:

[Hullebullen]

Afroman-Colt 45?

[Operation Ivy]

hehe yup :D

[Dennis79]

Rules, you can't post one till you know one, and please, try to post reasonably popular songs.....not death metal or Menudo.....

"The silicon chip inside her head, got switched to overload..."

What the hell is Menudo???

[California Joe]

Puerto Rican boy band phenomenon comparable to INSYNC and Spice Girls in their day.....

[farmgirl]

Rules, you can't post one till you know one, and please, try to post reasonably popular songs.....not death metal or Menudo.....

"The silicon chip inside her head, got switched to overload..."

What the hell is Menudo???


Consider yourself lucky if you don't know the answer to that one..... ;)

[Haiw]

Please excuse my lack of speaking a third language. I'm truly impressed by those of you that do but my tastes in popular music do not extend to that realm.
How about forth or fifth language? ;)

BTW what the hell does 'cheese and rice' mean... :|

[Kenshin]

Rules, you can't post one till you know one, and please, try to post reasonably popular songs.....not death metal or Menudo.....

"The silicon chip inside her head, got switched to overload..."

What the hell is Menudo???

Latin Teenage boy band in the 80's to which CJ was president of it US fan club. :P

[farmgirl]

Please excuse my lack of speaking a third language. I'm truly impressed by those of you that do but my tastes in popular music do not extend to that realm.
How about forth or fifth language? ;)

BTW what the hell does 'cheese and rice' mean... :|


Cheese and Rice is what Joe says instead of using the name of God's son as an interjection. Charming isn't it? I've been finding myself using it on a fairly regular basis these days. That and just sayin' ;)

[Dennis79]

Puerto Rican boy band phenomenon comparable to INSYNC and Spice Girls in their day.....

I know enough.

[California Joe]

Cheese and rice is what kids say instead of Jesus Christ if they don't want to get smacked by their parents, say it fast, it sounds the same.

Thanks Kenshin buddy. Or should I say Ricky Martin?

[Haiw]

Cheese and rice instead of jesus.... doesn't really make much sense to me.

Must be the lack of polesmoking from my side.


*edit Ah I see now, thanks for the explanation Cheesus Jive

[California Joe]

ARGYLL!!!! Serbian boy stole Haiw's sense of humor......

[farmgirl]

ARGYLL!!!! Serbian boy stole Haiw's sense of humor......


burn him!!!! burn him!!!!!

[Kenshin]

Cheese and rice is what kids say instead of Jesus Christ if they don't want to get smacked by their parents, say it fast, it sounds the same.

Thanks Kenshin buddy. Or should I say Ricky Martin?

:)(: tsi beng tsi beng - tsi boom tsi boom!

[Haiw]

Allright, see the edit...

Oh and yes, that little kid has stolen my sense of humor. From now on I will haunt these forums as the grumpiest of grumpiest, making annoying and totally not-funny remarks any chance I get, trying to put an end to even the smallest source of humor whenever I can.

Prepare for...unpleasant times.

[farmgirl]

Allright, see the edit...

Oh and yes, that little kid has stolen my sense of humor. From now on I will haunt these forums as the grumpiest of grumpiest, making annoying and totally not-funny remarks any chance I get, trying to put an end to even the smallest source of humor whenever I can.

Prepare for...unpleasant times.

and that's going to be different, how????? p-) ;)

[Haiw]

It's gonna be different since from now on we will have both a male AND female person without any humour at all.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

It's gonna be different since from now on we will have both a male AND female person without any humour at all.

ouch.... :lol:

[farmgirl]

It's gonna be different since from now on we will have both a male AND female person without any humour at all.

ouch.... :lol:


rofl you're a regular laugh riot, Haiw.... ;) If you don't think I'm funny... you need a sense of humor transplant. Clearly, I'm hilarious. ;)
Isn't that right, joe?

hey how about some damn song lyrics??????

try this one....

"45's quicker than 409, betty cleaned the house for the very last time"

[Hullebullen]

We're going off-topic in the off-topic forum...

New song

"I never gonna work another day in my life - the gods' told me to relax - now I'm gonna get fixed up right"

Dammit, farm girl...it was my turn, MY turn...

[California Joe]

Clearly baby. Haiw is cranky.

[farmgirl]

Clearly baby. Haiw is cranky.


How can no one know my song lyrics..... *pout*
Where are Trigger, hank and gaz when I need them?

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Clearly baby. Haiw is cranky.


How can no one know my song lyrics..... *pout*
Where are Trigger, hank and gaz when I need them?

Haiw mentioned something about needing to hide some bodys and asked me how to "dispose" of them quickly ;)

[Hullebullen]

I'm guessing Skid Row... :roll:

[gaz]

How can no one know my song lyrics..... *pout*
Where are Trigger, hank and gaz when I need them?

I assure you, I'm here.

I've just got no idea what it is.

[farmgirl]

How can no one know my song lyrics..... *pout*
Where are Trigger, hank and gaz when I need them?

I assure you, I'm here.

I've just got no idea what it is.


Even the first one? I told Joe that you would get that one.....
The second one is country.... not too many people around here will know it....

[California Joe]

"Why can't I get, just one kiss? Why can't I get, just one kiss?".......

Add it up: Violent Femmes

"Go on get Tarzan
Go on get Jane
Go on get Superman
Get Lois Lane......"

[farmgirl]

"Why can't I get, just one kiss? Why can't I get, just one kiss?".......

Add it up: Violent Femmes

"Go on get Tarzan
Go on get Jane
Go on get Superman
Get Lois Lane......"



You are the best, Joe...... :hug: College party song..... p-)

[gaz]

Sorry Farmgirl, didn't have a clue about that one. The only Violent Femmes song I really know is Blister in the sun because it's in Grosse Point Blank, one of my favourite movies.

[farmgirl]

Sorry Farmgirl, didn't have a clue about that one. The only Violent Femmes song I really know is Blister in the sun because it's in Grosse Point Blank, one of my favourite movies.

I like that movie too.... a lot
big hands I know you're the one.....

John and his friends had a VF CD that they played at every party that I went to at their house in college. Some of the songs are pretty good. I still have it. My kids can't listen to it, but there are a few of those out there. :)

[Trigger]

Better late than never...

here's one:
"...what's new pussycat?
can you dig the satisfaction?"

[Trigger]

or...
"It's a ... ... ...
Who could ask for more
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door . . . "

[Beowulf]

Better late than never...

here's one:
"...what's new pussycat?
can you dig the satisfaction?"

Tom Jones?

[Apogee]

She was a fast machine,
She Kept her motor clean,
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen.

[Beowulf]

She was a fast machine,
She Kept her motor clean,
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen.

AC/DC- Shook me all night long

[Trigger]

^AC/DC 'You shook me all night long' woot



Better late than never...

here's one:
"...what's new pussycat?
can you dig the satisfaction?"

Tom Jones?
:lol:

White Zombie, actually

[Beowulf]

"I got me a chrysler it seats about twenty
so hurry up!
and bring your juke box money!" :D

[Beowulf]

"It doesn't matter if it is good,
It only matters if it rocks!"

[Trigger]

'California Joe's Cabin' er, I'm mean 'Love Shack'
B-52s

New one (or old one)

"...late at night their fat and psychopathic wives thrash them within inches of their life."

[Apogee]

"Like my women HOT and my beer ice cold
A real fast car and my whiskey old
Like a slow drive down an old dirt road
That's how I like it
I like to turn my music way up loud
Ain't nothing better than the sound of a crowd
American Flag it makes me proud"

[Trigger]

"I went from Phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma
Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A....
Northern California where the girls are warm,
So I could hear my sweet baby say..."

[hank]

"Why can't I get, just one kiss? Why can't I get, just one kiss?".......

Add it up: Violent Femmes

"Go on get Tarzan
Go on get Jane
Go on get Superman
Get Lois Lane......"

Dude, too late again! Let me go Ahhhh! like a blister in the sun, let me go Ahhhh! big hands I know you're the one.

That counts for me knowing it and now I'm in.

Try this:

deep cut - 70's timeframe - very popular band -

"Hi there, how are ya? it’s been a long time.
Seems like we’ve come a long way.
My, but we learn so slow
And heroes they come and they go
And leave us behind as if we re’s pposed to know why.
Why do we give up our hearts to the past?
And why must we grow up so fast?

And all you wishing well fools with your fortunes,
Someone should send you a rose
With love from a friend. it’s nice to hear from you again.
And the storybook comes to a close.
Gone are the ribbons and bows.
Things to remember, places to go,
_______ _____ ___ __ _ ___."


The last line is the title to the song. This is my favorite song from this group. AS a hint - do not underetimate the popularity of this group - in the same category as the Beatles on the popularity front. Don't worry, I will bust some 2 short later - but first this.

hank

[hank]

"I went from Phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma
Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A....
Northern California where the girls are warm,
So I could hear my sweet baby say..."


Dude - Steve Miller - Keep on Rockin' Me, Baby

if you have not ridden on a country road with the windows down on a June evening listening to this song, then I submit you have not lived

hank

[Trigger]

Is that Fleetwood Mac hank?

[farmgirl]

"I went from Phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma
Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A....
Northern California where the girls are warm,
So I could hear my sweet baby say..."


Dude - Steve Miller - Keep on Rockin' Me, Baby

if you have not ridden on a country road with the windows down on a June evening listening to this song, then I submit you have not lived

hank


absolutely.....
and if you haven't made out in the back seat of a car while this song played..... again I say.... you haven't lived.....


god I was crazed and the feeling came upon me like a tidal wave, started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave that I would love her till the end of time.......

[Trigger]

ugh!
Please tell me that's not 'Meatloaf'

please?

[farmgirl]

ugh!
Please tell me that's not 'Meatloaf'

please?


hey.... I didn't say it was great music.... ;) I said.... if you haven't made out in the back seat of a car while it played.... you haven't lived.... but maybe that was sort of a personal reference..... p-)

[Trigger]

OK, I propose that we make this thread a 'Meatloaf free zone'. :D

[farmgirl]

OK, I propose that we make this thread a 'Meatloaf free zone'. :D

I promise I won't post anymore Meatloaf. You didn't name the song.

all my bags are packed..... I'm ready to go.... ;)

[farmgirl]

Here you go Trig.....

I know there's nothing to say

Someone has taken my place

When times go bad

And times go rough

Won't you lay me down in tall grass

And let me do my stuff

[Trigger]

Much better...nausea has passed. :D

Get out the spandex for this one:

"I'm working hard, you're working too
We do it every day
For every minute I have to work
I need a minute of play
Day in day out all week long
Things go better with rock
The only time I turn it down
Is when I'm sleepin it off..."

[California Joe]

'California Joe's Cabin' er, I'm mean 'Love Shack'
B-52s

New one (or old one)

"...late at night their fat and psychopathic wives thrash them within inches of their life."

Nice pal.

Pink Floyd : Another Brick in the Wall

"You got the peaches,
I got the cream
Sweet's the taste
Sacchariiiiiiiiiiiiiine"

[Trigger]

Pour some sugar on me -Def Leppard


"So lock up your daughters, lock up your wives, lock up your back doors and run for your lives..."

[California Joe]

Pour some sugar on me -Def Leppard


"So lock up your daughters, lock up your wives, lock up your back doors and run for your lives..."

AC/DC: Back in Black

"Lay me down in a field of flame and heather
Render up my body
into the burning heart of God
in the belly of a black winged bird"

[Beowulf]

and she's waching him with those eyes
and she's lovin him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late at night
:P

Here's one from a great group:

Early in the morning
rise into the street
light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet

One of my favorite workout songs:

Wish I may Wish I might
Have this I wish tonight
Are you satisfied?
Dig for gold Dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?

Last one for the Canuckians: ;)

Do you worry that you're not liked?
How long til you break?
You're happy cuz you smile,
but how much can you fake?
Ordinary boy, ordinary name?
Ordinary's just not good enough today

[California Joe]

and she's waching him with those eyes
and she's lovin him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late at night
:P

Here's one from a great group:

Early in the morning
rise into the street
light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet

One of my favorite workout songs:

Wish I may Wish I might
Have this I wish tonight
Are you satisfied?
Dig for gold Dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?

Last one for the Canuckians: ;)

Do you worry that you're not liked?
How long til you break?
You're happy cuz you smile,
but how much can you fake?
Ordinary boy, ordinary name?
Ordinary's just not good enough today

I've heard them all but f*ck me runnin', the only one I know is Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield... :oops:

[Beowulf]

lmao @ Joe

[California Joe]

What's my sig line?

[Trigger]

Pour some sugar on me -Def Leppard


"So lock up your daughters, lock up your wives, lock up your back doors and run for your lives..."

AC/DC: Back in Black TNT

"Lay me down in a field of flame and heather
Render up my body
into the burning heart of God
in the belly of a black winged bird" Counting Crows...can't remember the name of the song though.

[Beowulf]

What's my sig line?

gimme three streps by Lynyrd Skynyrd Whoooooooo!!! Skynyrd RULEZ!!!.....sorry :oops: I'm from the South

[James]

Early in the morning
rise into the street
light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet


Sublime... What I got.

Try this one:

I get knocked down,
But I get up again
They're never gonna keep me down...

He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
he sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times

[Trigger]

Here's one from a great group:

Early in the morning
rise into the street
light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Sublime 'What I got'
One of my favorite workout songs:

Wish I may Wish I might
Have this I wish tonight
Are you satisfied?
Dig for gold Dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?
?
Last one for the Canuckians: ;)

Do you worry that you're not liked?
How long til you break?
You're happy cuz you smile,
but how much can you fake?
Ordinary boy, ordinary name?
Ordinary's just not good enough today
'Superman's Dead' -Our Lady Peace

[Trigger]

Try this one:

I get knocked down,
But I get up again
They're never gonna keep me down...

He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
he sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times
Chumbawamba -'Tub Thumping'?

[Beowulf]

Early in the morning
rise into the street
light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet


Sublime... What I got.

Try this one:

I get knocked down,
But I get up again
They're never gonna keep me down...

He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
he sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times

chumbawumba: tubthumper

[Beowulf]

Wish I may Wish I might
Have this I wish tonight
Are you satisfied?
Dig for gold Dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?



that's Metallica, King Nothing

[James]

Another one:

All aboard...

Ayee ayee ayee...

Crazy,
But that's how it goes
Millions of people
Living as foes
Maybe, it's not too late
To learn how to love and forget how to hate...

[Trigger]

^Crazy Train -Ozzy

[Trigger]

One for farmgirl:

You see 'em comin' at you every night
Strung on pretension, they fall for you at first sight
You know their business, you think it's a bore
They make you restless, it's nothin' you ain't seen before
Get around town, spend your time on the run
You never let down, say you do it for fun
Never miss a play, though you make quite a few

[Beowulf]

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician ***
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say?

[Trigger]

^Rage Against the Machine -Renegades of Funk?

derrrr, wrong!

[Salty Dog]

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician ***
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say?

billy joel- we didn't start the fire

[Salty Dog]

"Well, we were just another band out of Boston
On the road and tryin' to make ends meet
Playin' all the bars, sleepin' in our cars
And we practiced right on out in the street
No, we didn't have much money
We barely made enough to survive
But when we got up on stage and got ready to play people came alive"

guess that.

[FriFraFro]

The general scratches his belly and thinks, his pay is good but his officers stinks.
Guerilla girl, hard and sweet, a military man would love to meet.
The president looks in the mirror and speaks, his shirts are clean but his country reaks.
Unpaid bills, Afghanistan hills....

[FriFraFro]

"Well, we were just another band out of Boston
On the road and tryin' to make ends meet
Playin' all the bars, sleepin' in our cars
And we practiced right on out in the street
No, we didn't have much money
We barely made enough to survive
But when we got up on stage and got ready to play people came alive"

guess that.

Boston, Rock and roll band

[JiJoMacLE45]

"Every girls crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man"

[FriFraFro]

zz top

[seventy6er]

"Ey yo, stepping through the fog and creepin through the smog , it's the number one nigga from the hood, Doggy Dogg"

[hank]

I really thought farmgirl or CJ would get mine - I admit it is obscure but still a great song - Pretty Maids All in A Row from the flipside of Hotel California by the Eagles - still the best song on that album for me.

All right - I'll get a little more main stream - still a little old:

with my big black boots and an old suitcase
do believe I'll find myself a new place
I don't want to be your down time
I don'e want to be your stool pidgeaon

1 more:

I can promise you, you'll stay as beautiful
with dark hair, and soft skin, forever

both big songs in the 90's - especially in the south - Ironheart - these should be right up your alley

hank

[Salty Dog]

"Ey yo, stepping through the fog and creepin through the smog , it's the number one nigga from the hood, Doggy Dogg"

snoop dogg?

[farmgirl]

One for farmgirl:

You see 'em comin' at you every night
Strung on pretension, they fall for you at first sight
You know their business, you think it's a bore
They make you restless, it's nothin' you ain't seen before
Get around town, spend your time on the run
You never let down, say you do it for fun
Never miss a play, though you make quite a few


Billy Squire.... Everybody Wants You ;)

[hank]

"Ey yo, stepping through the fog and creepin through the smog , it's the number one nigga from the hood, Doggy Dogg"

specifically - "what's my name" from the Doggy Style album - 1993 baby

hank

[Salty Dog]

I really thought farmgirl or CJ would get mine - I admit it is obscure but still a great song - Pretty Maids All in A Row from the flipside of Hotel California by the Eagles - still the best song on that album for me.

All right - I'll get a little more main stream - still a little old:

with my big black boots and an old suitcase
do believe I'll find myself a new place
I don't want to be your down time
I don'e want to be your stool pidgeaon

1 more:

I can promise you, you'll stay as beautiful
with dark hair, and soft skin, forever

both big songs in the 90's - especially in the south - Ironheart - these should be right up your alley

hank

that's everclear

[farmgirl]

for Scuba.... et al.....

1)I’m ever upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety



2)If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -



3)We're just a battery for hire with guitar fire
Ready and aimed at you
Pick up your balls and load up you cannon
For a twenty-one gun salute

[hank]

i've got big balls. I know that is the name of the song but it is true, I have big balls

hank

[California Joe]

for Scuba.... et al.....

1)I’m ever upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety



2)If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -



3)We're just a battery for hire with guitar fire
Ready and aimed at you
Pick up your balls and load up you cannon
For a twenty-one gun salute

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

[farmgirl]

i've got big balls. I know that is the name of the song but it is true, I have big balls

hank


You're right, Hank.... #1 is Big Balls.... AC/DC naturally.....

my favorite line from that song....

"some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress,
but when they're held for pleasure
they're the balls that I like best." p-)
(we used to think we were so dirty singing that song..... ) :D


Can't believe I didn't get your Eagles song..... know that one too..... jeez.... where was I? Sorry to let you down..... ;)

[California Joe]

You are dirty, you're a dirty girl.

[farmgirl]

You are dirty, you're a dirty girl.


yeah.... and you like me that way..... ;)

you were right on #2....

#3?

[California Joe]

For those about to Rock.

[Jack Mehoff]

Se><ual Healing


Baby, when I woke up this morning
A sea was storming-----inside of me
Baby I think I'm capsizing
The waves are rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want ****** Healing
Baby I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want ****** Healing

[farmgirl]

For those about to Rock.

you are the master......


here's another....

Like a fever
Burning faster
You spark the fire in me
Crazy feelings
Got me reeling
They got me raising steam

[California Joe]

Let Me Put My Love Into You......



That's the song name too. AC/DC ;)

[farmgirl]

Let Me Put My Love Into You......



That's the song name too. AC/DC ;)


jeez Joe.... you drove everyone away from the thread with that one..... :)


Here's another..... (Trigger will probably yell at me again.... but I'll risk it.)


But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheap when the story is good
And the tales grow taller on down the line
But I’m telling you, babe
That I don’t think it’s true, babe
And even if it is keep this in mind

[hank]

you take it on the road baby, if that's the way you want it baby, then I don't want you around, . . .

REO frikkin Speedwagon - ya frikkin whoo!

it is 1979 all over again!

hank

[farmgirl]

you take it on the run ;)baby, if that's the way you want it baby, then I don't want you around, . . .

REO frikkin Speedwagon - ya frikkin whoo!

it is 1979 all over again!

hank


yeah.... gotta love that album.... and I do mean album....
Hi Infidelity got a lot of play time.....

Tough Guys.... "alfalfa will you swing me before lunch?" :)

[farmgirl]

new one

"how does a duck know which direction south is,
or how to tell his wife from all the other ducks?"

[James]

How about this...

Drinking the blood of Jesus
Drinking it straight from his veins...

[Trigger]

I can promise you, you'll stay as beautiful
with dark hair, and soft skin, forever

Toadies -Possum Kingdom

Whatever happened to them?

More spandex:

My body is burning
It starts to shout
Desire is coming
It breaks out loud
Lust is in cages
Till storm breaks loose
Just have to make it
With someone I choose
The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs the show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting

[hank]

Dude I don't know but that song was cool as **** when I was junior in college. They came to Oxford often but I never saw them. Nice get byt the way.

"I am, I am _________, and I can do anything."

All you get.

hank

[farmgirl]

Dude I don't know but that song was cool as **** when I was junior in college. They came to Oxford often but I never saw them. Nice get byt the way.

"I am, I am _________, and I can do anything."

All you get.

hank


I am, I am SUPERMAN, and I can do anything...... ;)
love that song.....

[California Joe]

Trig, Rock you like a Hurricane: Scorpions

[Beowulf]

for Scuba.... et al.....

1)I’m ever upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety

Big balls ACDC


2)If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -

Dirty Deeds (done dirt cheap) ACDC



3)We're just a battery for hire with guitar fire
Ready and aimed at you
Pick up your balls and load up you cannon
For a twenty-one gun salute

For those about to Rock (we salute you) ACDC

[farmgirl]

Here's an easy one......

ahhhhh college days....

"If you are confused check with the sun
Carry a compass to help you along
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around"

[Beowulf]

I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I wanna perfect body
I wanna perfect soul
I want you to notice when I'm not around
You're so f-in special
I wish I was special

Another:

Angel's smile is what you sell
You promised me heaven
and put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
Your passions a prison I can't break free

[IronHeart_26]

Here's an easy one......

ahhhhh college days....

"If you are confused check with the sun
Carry a compass to help you along
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around"

REM....Stand?

[Trigger]

^Stand
R.E.M.

[Beowulf]

Here's an easy one......

ahhhhh college days....

"If you are confused check with the sun
Carry a compass to help you along
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around"
REM....Stand

[Beowulf]

She's not the kind of girl
that you can just tie down.
She likes to spread her love
and turn your head around. :D

[Trigger]

I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I wanna perfect body
I wanna perfect soul
I want you to notice when I'm not around
You're so f-in special
I wish I was special
Creep -Radiohead (Great song!)
Another:

Angel's smile is what you sell
You promised me heaven
and put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
Your passions a prison I can't break free
You give love a bad name -Bon Jovi

[IronHeart_26]

Another:

[i]Angel's smile is what you sell
You promised me heaven
and put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
Your passions a prison I can't break free

Bon Jovi....You give love a bad name???

[IronHeart_26]

"You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So I wouldn't come back low"

[IronHeart_26]

I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body laying somewhere in the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah

[Trigger]

"You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So I wouldn't come back low"
Motley Crue -Home Sweet Home

[Trigger]

I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body laying somewhere in the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah

3 Doors Down?

[Beowulf]

Walking tall machine gun man
They spit on me in my homeland
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy
Got my pills gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathin his dyin breath

[gaz]

I like to dream
Yes, yes right between the sound machine
On a cloud of sight I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here

[Trigger]

Walking tall machine gun man
They spit on me in my homeland
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy
Got my pills gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathin his dyin breath
Rooster -Alice In Chains

You been in my CD case?

[Trigger]

I like to dream
Yes, yes right between the sound machine
On a cloud of sight I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here
Bush?

[California Joe]

gaz, Magic Carpet Ride: Steppenwolf

"I've seen a lot of people walkin' round, with tombstones in their eyes..."

[IronHeart_26]

Fire on the mountain, run boys run
The devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the break pan picking at dough
Grandma does your dog bite no child no

[California Joe]

Fire on the mountain, run boys run
The devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the break pan picking at dough
Grandma does your dog bite no child no



Devil Went Down to Georgia: Charlie Daniels...

[California Joe]

"You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So I wouldn't come back low"

Home Sweet Home: Motley Crue, can't believe I knew that...

here's one:
The screen door slams
Mary's dress waves
Like a vision she dances across the porch
As the radio plays

[farmgirl]

There's pidgeons down in market square
She's standin' in her underwear
Lookin' down from a hotel room
Nightfall will be comin' soon

[Trigger]

Now, when I was just a little boy,
Standin' to my Daddy's knee,
My poppa said, "Son, don't let the man get you
Do what he done to me."
'Cause he'll get you,
'Cause he'll get you now, now.

And I can remember the fourth of July,
Runnin' through the backwood, bare.
And I can still hear my old hound dog barkin',
Chasin' down a hoodoo there.

[California Joe]

Now, when I was just a little boy,
Standin' to my Daddy's knee,
My poppa said, "Son, don't let the man get you
Do what he done to me."
'Cause he'll get you,
'Cause he'll get you now, now.

And I can remember the fourth of July,
Runnin' through the backwood, bare.
And I can still hear my old hound dog barkin',
Chasin' down a hoodoo there.

Run Through the Jungle: CCR

Don't know farmgirls....

[Beowulf]

There's pidgeons down in market square
She's standin' in her underwear
Lookin' down from a hotel room
Nightfall will be comin' soon

Mary Janes last dance
Tom Petty and the heartbreakers

[California Joe]

Post one Beetljuicewulf.

No one knew the last one I posted? No one here from Jersey? ;)

[Beowulf]

Post one Beetljuicewulf.

No one knew the last one I posted? No one here from Jersey? ;)

k,
Here's a good classis:

Well I hear it's fine,
If you got the time
and the ten to get yourself in
ahhh hmm hhmm
An I hear it's tight, most every night
But now I might be mistaken
ahh hmm hmm :D

[Trigger]

CJ, my last was CCR, but it was 'Born on the bayou' :D


I walk 47 miles of barb' wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie
I got a new house by the roadside, made outta rattlesnake hide...

[California Joe]

La Grange: ZZ Top.....

[California Joe]

CJ, my last was CCR, but it was 'Born on the bayou' :D


I walk 47 miles of barb' wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie
I got a new house by the roadside, made outta rattlesnake hide...

Yeah, that's what I meant..... :oops:

Who Do You Love: Doors, George Thoroughgood and the Delaware Destroyers.....

[Beowulf]

Here ya go should be easy:

Don't wanna wait til tomorrow
Why put it off another day
One more walk through problems,
Built up, and stand in our way ,ah

[JiJoMacLE45]

'Right now, hey there's no tomorrow'

Van Hager, umm I mean Van Halen

[NcDeuce]

On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say...

[IronHeart_26]

Hotel California....Eagles

[Kriz]

Hotel California....Eagles

HMm classic one :)

[James]

We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much baby

[PsihoKeke]

Elvis Presley: Suspicius minds

[gaz]

I admit it...what's to say...
I'll relive it...without pain...
Backstreet lover on the side of the road
I got a bomb in my temple that is gonna explode
I got a sixteen gauge buried under my clothes, I play...

[PsihoKeke]

Nothing is sacred-Back then or now
Everything is wasted...
Is that all there is?
Can I go now?

[NcDeuce]

Put silver wings on my son's chest
Make him one of America's best
He'll be a man they'll test one day
Have him win...

[Beowulf]

Put silver wings on my son's chest
Make him one of America's best
He'll be a man they'll test one day
Have him win...

Ballad of the green berets

[Hullebullen]

How about this...

Drinking the blood of Jesus
Drinking it straight from his veins...


Ministry - Psalm 69

[NcDeuce]

Cheer, cheer for old Notre Dame,
Wake up the echos cheering her name,
Send a volley cheer on high,
Shake down the thunder from the sky.
What though the odds be great or small
Old Notre Dame will win over all,
While her loyal sons are marching
Onward to victory.

[Beowulf]

Something for that West Side:

Now let me welome everybody to the wild wild west
A state that's untouchable like elliot ness
The track hits your eardrum like a slug to your chest
pack a vest for your jimmy in the city o ***
We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat
the state where ya never find a dance floor empty

St. Louis:
I was like good gracious ass is bodacious
Flirtatious tryin to show faces
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them G's
Then um I'm leavin, please believin
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin

Dirty South:
My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know fo shooo..
Uh, But does she really wanna
But can't stand to see me
Walk ou the dooo..
Don't try to fight the feelin'
Because the thought alone is killing me right nooww..
Uh, thank god for mom and dad
For sticking through together
'Cause we don't know hooowww...

For the German rap fans:

Was geht Leute? Seid ihr mit mir down?
Mit dem Sound aus Hamburg-City dem die Leute vertraun
Bei dem die Ladies alles schütteln, den Typen so vermitteln
wenn sie stehn sich nich bewegen sind sie derbe schief gewegelt
mit ner Windel um n Kopp stehn die Typen dann im Club
Gucken spastisch aus der Wäsche wie gekaut und ausgespuckt

;) -b

[gaz]

Something for that West Side:

Now let me welome everybody to the wild wild west
A state that's untouchable like elliot ness
The track hits your eardrum like a slug to your chest
pack a vest for your jimmy in the city o ***
We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat
the state where ya never find a dance floor empty


I don't listen to rap but even I know that's California Love by 2Pac and Dr Dre. :D

[California Joe]

Dirty South:
My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know fo shooo..
Uh, But does she really wanna
But can't stand to see me
Walk ou the dooo..
Don't try to fight the feelin'
Because the thought alone is killing me right nooww..
Uh, thank god for mom and dad
For sticking through together
'Cause we don't know hooowww...



Hey Yahh Outkast

"shake it like a polaroid pictchaaaa"

[Beowulf]

Nice CJ :)

The german one is called Turlich Turlich, a friend of mine downloaded it on my computer, it sounds cool.

[Beowulf]

Here's on for our new arrival from Maine:

Third boxcar midnight train
destination Bangor Maine
old worn out suit and shoes
Don't pay no union dues

[farmgirl]

Here's on for our new arrival from Maine:

Third boxcar midnight train
destination Bangor Maine
old worn out suit and shoes
Don't pay no union dues


I smoke old stogies I have found
short but not too big around
I'm a man of means by no means....


King of the Road..... Roger Miller.....

I know all the words to nearly all of his songs. My mom is a huuuuuge Roger Miller fan.....

edit: Beo... you inspired me... I'm in my classroom getting ready for the school day and Roger Miller is singing King of the Road to me even as I type this...... :D

[JiJoMacLE45]

There comes a time when we heed a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
and its time to lend a hand to life
There greatest gift of all

We cant go on pretending day by day
That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
We are all a part of Gods great big family
And the truth, you know,
Love is all we need

[Trigger]

You know I'm on a slick trip.
I'm always ready to kick ass.
Up on the stage I'm in a rage.
Yes, I'm havin' the time of my life.
Yes, indeed. What a sweet, sweet life it is...

Best if volume set to 11
p-)

[gaz]

I admit it...what's to say...
I'll relive it...without pain...
Backstreet lover on the side of the road
I got a bomb in my temple that is gonna explode
I got a sixteen gauge buried under my clothes, I play...

I expected someobdy to have gotten this by now...

Trigger, if the volume needs to be set to 11 then surely it's a Spinal Tap song - Perhaps "Lick my love pump"?

[Trigger]

@gaz
Actually it's Tesla - 'Heaven's Trail'

[California Joe]

"getting crazy on the waltzers but it's the life that I choose
sing about the sixblade sing about the switchback and a torture tattoo
and I been riding on a ghost train where the cars they scream and slam
and I don't know where I'll be tonight but I'd always tell you where I am..."

Great song. English band.....

[Maverick77]

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there's no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness
take away all my sadness
ease my troubles that's what you do

[hank]

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there's no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness
take away all my sadness
ease my troubles that's what you do

I can't decide what is gayer. That you posted it or that I know it. I think I need a napkin.

hank

[farmgirl]

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there's no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness
take away all my sadness
ease my troubles that's what you do

Have I told you lately that I love you.... Van Morrison....

Brown Eyed Girl is a good tune....

[Beowulf]

"getting crazy on the waltzers but it's the life that I choose
sing about the sixblade sing about the switchback and a torture tattoo
and I been riding on a ghost train where the cars they scream and slam
and I don't know where I'll be tonight but I'd always tell you where I am..."

Great song. English band.....
dire straits...don't know the song though

[Kriz]

"getting crazy on the waltzers but it's the life that I choose
sing about the sixblade sing about the switchback and a torture tattoo
and I been riding on a ghost train where the cars they scream and slam
and I don't know where I'll be tonight but I'd always tell you where I am..."

Great song. English band.....
dire straits...don't know the song though

Tunnel of Love I believe ?

[Trigger]

Runnin'
On our way, hidin'
You'll be dyin' a thousand deaths
Searchin'....
___ ___ ___!

[Kriz]

Runnin'
On our way, hidin'
You'll be dyin' a thousand deaths
Searchin'....
___ ___ ___!

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK AND DESTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

Metallica from the album Kill Em all :)

[Trigger]

That's what I'm talkin' about! woot

[Kriz]

"The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
Everybody's out on the run tonight
but there's no place left to hide
Together Wendy we'll live with the sadness
I'll love you with all the madness in my soul
Someday girl I don't know when
we're gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go
and we'll walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us
baby we were ___ __ ___"

[Trigger]

Born to Run -Bruce Springsteen

[gaz]

I admit it...what's to say...
I'll relive it...without pain...
Backstreet lover on the side of the road
I got a bomb in my temple that is gonna explode
I got a sixteen gauge buried under my clothes, I play...

OK, nobody knows this one. It's Once by Pearl Jam.

[Trigger]

Some Pearl Jam is OK, but I can never understand WTF he's saying. :|

[Kriz]

Born to Run -Bruce Springsteen

We have a winner woot

[Trigger]

I'm so happy 'cause today
I've found my friends ...
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you ...
We broke our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care ...
And I'm not scared
Light my candles in a daze ...
'Cause I've found god
yeah

[hank]

Think I'm just happy - Nirvana?

hank

[gaz]

Think I'm just happy - Nirvana?

hank

Lithium by Nirvana.

[gaz]

First

There must be some kind of way out of here
Said the joker to the thief
There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief
Business men they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth
No one will level on the line
Nobody of it is worth


Second

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself....

[Trigger]

gaz got it.

hank, you were thinking of 'Dumb'


I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Or maybe just happy

Think I'm just happy

My heart is broke
But I have some glue
Help me inhale
And mend it with you
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down
And have a hangover

Have a hangover

Skin the sun
Fall asleep
Wish away
The soul is cheap
Lesson learned
Wish me luck
Soothe the burn
Wake me up

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
My day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Maybe just happy

Think I'm just happy

*sigh*
I miss Kurt.

[Trigger]

First

There must be some kind of way out of here
Said the joker to the thief
There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief
Business men they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth
No one will level on the line
Nobody of it is worth


Jimi Hendrix -All Along the Watchtower?

[gaz]

That's the one. There at least three version of it by Bob Dylan, Hendrix and U2, I'd have accepted any of them. :D

[hank]

Oops - I am no nirvana expert for sure. Try this:

You jumped in front of my car when you know all the time, 90 miles an hour girl is the speed I drive, you tell me its allright, you don't mind a little pain, you said you just wanted to take me for a drive, you're just like . . . .

hank

[moog]

I can't believe I registered just to say@ gaz...ooooh oooh it's pearl jam!
too late obviously :(
Anyway I'm moog and I'm brand new and shiney........ ;)

[Beowulf]

Oops - I am no nirvana expert for sure. Try this:

You jumped in front of my car when you know all the time, 90 miles an hour girl is the speed I drive, you tell me its allright, you don't mind a little pain, you said you just wanted to take me for a drive, you're just like . . . .

hank

"cross town traffic" hendrix

[Beowulf]

you don't know what we can see
why don't you tell your dreams to me
fantasy will set you free
close your eyes girl
look inside girl
let the sound take you away

[hank]

magic carpret ride - steppenwolf

This is a short one-liner that may not even test you:

"I shot her, I gave her the gun, git down with it"

Probably not too hard.

hank

[California Joe]

Magic Carpet Ride : Steppenwolf

What's your name? Who's your Daddy?
Is he rich like meeeeee?
Has he taken, any time.
to show you what you need to live...?

[hank]

time of the season - zombies

[California Joe]

Nice Matlock.

Nah security they did not see him
They were hovering round the tomb
There's a pretty little thing, waitin for the King
downnnnnnnnnn in the Jungle Room..."

[hank]

walkin in memphis - some dued named cohen

Scuse me babay, ya gonna eat the rest of that jelly dough nut? Thank ya very much.

rode a tank and the general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged
and the body's stank

i know its a soft ball - so knock it out

hank

[California Joe]

walkin in memphis - some dued named cohen

Scuse me babay, ya gonna eat the rest of that jelly dough nut? Thank ya very much.

rode a tank and the general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged
and the body's stank

i know its a soft ball - so knock it out

hank

Used ta be my sig, Sympathy for the Devil:The Glimmer Twins.

[moog]

walking in memphis...marc cohn,bruce springsteen,cher..the list goes on...btw is this ok if I play?

[moog]

blimey you're all a little too quick for me :roll:

[hank]

nice

let's try this - probably not your style but if you have been to a bar in the last 20 years you have heard it

Well it was all i could do to keep from cryin
sometimes it seems so uselss to remain
and you don't have to call me darlin, darlin . . .

I was drunk, the night my momma got out of prison
and I went to pick her up in the rain

I think you get the point

hank

[hank]

don't worry grasshopper - we were all too slow when we started - give it a go even if you guess late and then post one for us

hank

[California Joe]

Feel free.....

[hank]

Here is another funny one that just juped in my head:

I have loved some ladies
and I have loved Jim Beam
and they both tried to kill me back in 1973
Now when that doctor asked me, son how'd ya get in this condition
I said hey sawbones, I'm just carrying on . . . .

hank

[hank]

While I am butter (meaning on a roll) this is for the really nerdy country types:

It will be a testament if anybody even knows the artist, let alone the title:

Its good to see you baby, its been a long, long while
We're both a little older, and seen a lot of miles
But things are really different now, since you went away
And you've been in some trouble since we went our separate ways
We'll have to say hello again some other time instead
Cause you're wanted by the police and my wife thinks your dead

hank

[California Joe]

Damn hank, I know both of them but I can't recognize you know? Heh. Wait'll MD shows, she'll know cause she's coo like dat.

burnin like a cat on a hot tin shack
Lawd have mercy, come on little sista
Come on nowwwwwwwwwww"

[Beowulf]

nice

let's try this - probably not your style but if you have been to a bar in the last 20 years you have heard it

Well it was all i could do to keep from cryin
sometimes it seems so uselss to remain
and you don't have to call me darlin, darlin . . .

I was drunk, the night my momma got out of prison
and I went to pick her up in the rain

I think you get the point

hank
"you never even call me by my name" David Allen Coe

[hank]

2 hot to handle - balck crows?

hank

[Beowulf]

Here is another funny one that just juped in my head:

I have loved some ladies
and I have loved Jim Beam
and they both tried to kill me back in 1973
Now when that doctor asked me, son how'd ya get in this condition
I said hey sawbones, I'm just carrying on . . . .

hank
The family tradition, Hank wiliams Jr. yeehaw

[hank]

Beowulf nailed it.

Funny thing about Coe - he came to Knoxville about 2 years ago - my first year in law school. I have seen him several times, but its Coe - so I paid my money and took my chance. He is supposed to play 2 one hour sets with an hour off in between. He comes out and plays the World's Greatest as the first tune and we are all looking at each other like what is up? He does a few more songs and quits after like 30 minutes for a break. We are all scratchin our heads. He goes to his bus and passes out and doesn't paly another note. Typical Coe - still he is the coolest live act when he actually plays!

hank

[California Joe]

Fire Woman by the Cult

Down by the river
down by the banks of the river Charles
that's where you'll find me
along with the muggers, the lovers and thieves

[hank]

The cult was the shiznit when I was in college

Wildflower!

I suck for missin that one!

Here is a blast form the past:

Tin soldiers and Nixon's comin
We're finally on our own
This summer I hear the drummin
__________________

Gotta get down to it
Soldier's are cuttin us down
should a been gone long ago

hank

[Beowulf]

Oh, won't you come with me
and take my hand?

Oh, won't you come with me
and walk this land?

one mo'

Living on spongecake
Watchin' the sun bake
All of those tourists covered in oil

[hank]

margaritaville - buffet - nice beo that is classy

the other is ?

hank

[hank]

I know you will know this but it is too funny to pass up now that you made me think of it:

I have been drunk now for over two weeks
I've passed out and I've rallied and I've sprung a few leaks
but I got to stop wiching, got to go fishin down to rock bottom again
just a few freinds, just a few friends

IMHO - some of the best lyrics ever

hank

[Maine Finn]

"...Will I learn how to be one of you someday?
Will I still feel the eyes that behold me?
Will I hear what you think, when you see me?
Will it tear me apart if you feel for me...

I'd give my everything to you, follow you through the garden of oblivion.
If only I could tell you everything, the little things you'll never dare to ask me...

....Do you really know me? I might be a God.
Show me that you care and have a cry.
How do you see me?... as the one?
Can you see my blood when I'm bleeding?
How can you love this exile, and how could I desire you?
When my pain is my pain and yours is too..."

[California Joe]

The cult was the shiznit when I was in college

Wildflower!

I suck for missin that one!

Here is a blast form the past:

Tin soldiers and Nixon's comin
We're finally on our own
This summer I hear the drummin
__________________

Gotta get down to it
Soldier's are cuttin us down
should a been gone long ago

hank

OHIO by Neil Young, Buffalo Springfield.

[hank]

"...Will I learn how to be one of you someday?
Will I still feel the eyes that behold me?
Will I hear what you think, when you see me?
Will it tear me apart if you feel for me...

I'd give my everything to you, follow you through the garden of oblivion.
If only I could tell you everything, the little things you'll never dare to ask me...

....Do you really know me? I might be a God.
Show me that you care and have a cry.
How do you see me?... as the one?
Can you see my blood when I'm bleeding?
How can you love this exile, and how could I desire you?
When my pain is my pain and yours is too..."

C'mon that is easy! Sonata arctica - broken

hank

[Maine Finn]

Daylight, see the dew on the sunflower
And a rose that is fading
Roses wither away
Like the sunflower I yearn to turn my face to the dawn
I am waiting for the day

Memory, turn your face to the moonlight
Let your memory lead you
Open up, enter in
If you find there the meaning of what happiness is
Then a new life will begin

Memory, all alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again

Burnt out ends of smokey days
The stale cold smell of morning
The streetlamp dies, another night is over
Another day is dawning

Daylight, I must wait for the sunrise
I must think of a new life
And I mustn't give in
When the dawn comes tonight will be a memory too
And a new day will begin

Sunlight, through the trees in the summer
Endless masquerading
Like a flower as the dawn is breaking
The memory is fading

Touch me, it's so easy to leave me
All alone with the memory
Of my days in the sun
If you touch me you'll understand what happiness is
Look, a new day has begun

[farmgirl]

Damn hank, I know both of them but I can't recognize you know? Heh. Wait'll MD shows, she'll know cause she's coo like dat.
burnin like a cat on a hot tin shack
Lawd have mercy, come on little sista
Come on nowwwwwwwwwww"

I DID know those.... I just got here a little too late to show you how cool I am..... ;) I was chaperoning a junior high dance tonight..... talk about painful....

although they did play
*** on feel the noize.... so I had that going for me..... :D

[Trigger]

Oh, won't you come with me
and take my hand?

Oh, won't you come with me
and walk this land?


In-a-gadda-da-vida...baby -Iron Butterfly (also redone by Slayer on the 'Less than Zero' soundtrack) Howz that for some trivia?

Slap!

I was actually thinking of posting that one earlier. ;)

[hank]

Nice work Trigger - I would never have gotten that one.

Anybody know my really obscure one about the police and the wife?

hank

[Maine Finn]

C'mon you guys. It's not that hard!!

(Hint: Think Broadway.)

[AK-Lover]

Uh yeah yeah
(gunshots)
Uh...grrrrrrrrr...uh...hot!
Uh..arf arf arf..

Chorus :
The heat is on Are y'all really ready to fly
The heat is on Are y'all really ready to die
The heat is oonnnnn
Have your mother ready to cry
The heat is on high
The heat is on, you know

Verse one:
The heat is on what's my next move
Do I stick with the score, or get with the door
Feds got the drop in the back of the Uhaul
Snipers on the roof chance of getting away too small
Tell'em like this look, it's gonna be a shoot out
Whoever make it out meet back at the new house good luck
If I don't see you again peace
Let's handle our business with these government police
You and you go out the front you take the back
You cover the first two and I'll take the sack
Boomer didn't make it, neither did Stan
Now it's three niggaz, splitin' four hundred grand (aight)
We all feel the loss but enjoy the profit,
The game is the same and nothin gonna stop it
Most times you make it one time you won't
All a nigga could really do is have a vest under the coat (come on)

Chorus 2x

Verse two:
Me and my two mans gave money twenty grand
For a scam they don't get the condo in the sand
And chances of gettin' caught slim next to none
Now we like three deep need that extra gun
Bump into my man, I remember from up North
I remember he had principles and wasn't nothin soft
Off with disgust just was slow and dizzy
Everybody got it aight let's get busy
Run up in the bank bitch (woman screams)hit the deck
Yo bust money,and get the keys off his neck (come here)
We on the clock, three mintues until we finished
Feds are on the way, but I'm tryin to see spinach
In and out duffle bag across the back
Extra large sports coat to cover up the mack
Feds they attack, I spit lead out niggaz spread out
Run up on a civilian in his car, made him get out

Chorus 2x

Verse three:
High speed chasin, racin through the streets
Death's in the air, I can taste it through the heat
My partner's goin' fast I don't think he's gonna last
And if he don't, I'ma hit his wife with his half
But that's the type of nigga I am this ain't just rappin
I made it, he didn't but ain't **** happens
What can I do, but go on livin'
Fleein' from the condo, I go on a ribbon
Life goes on, that might sound wrong but heeyyy
We all live by the rules of the game we play
Day to day, death is a possibility
The way I play is a fist stops you from killin' me
It's too hot to be in the heat cuz it's on
Too hot to be in the streets so I'm gone
Go back to being discreet live long
Til one day, either me or the heat is gone
Come On!

Chorus 2x

[PsihoKeke]

Hey AK lover, the spent cartridges on your sig are eyected on the wrong side. :lol:

[hank]

Hey AK lover, the spent cartridges on your sig are eyected on the wrong side. :lol:

details, details

hank

[Beowulf]

She's not the kind of girl
that you can just tie down.
She likes to spread her love
and turn your head around. :D
I don't think anyone got this one yet.....

[Maine Finn]

I don't think anyone got mine, either.

[Beowulf]

I don't think anyone got mine, either.
Ahh yes...I had to look it up. I think that is a bit more obscure than you think

[memphiz]

mmm bop,
da da da doom bop,
ba ba ba boom dop
etc..

[Beowulf]

mmm bop,
da da da doom bop,
ba ba ba boom dop
etc..

do pushups

[memphiz]

mmm bop,
da da da doom bop,
ba ba ba boom dop
etc..

do pushups
*does push ups while humming britany spears*
:D

[Maine Finn]

I don't think anyone got mine, either.
Ahh yes...I had to look it up. I think that is a bit more obscure than you think

Only if you don't pay any attention to Broadway productions.
:D

Anybody want to go to see Phantom with me if I can find tickets?

[Haiw]

*does other arm exercises while WATCHING Britney Spears*

What?

[memphiz]

*does other arm exercises while WATCHING Britney Spears*

What?
*does body exercises with a girl while watching britany spears*
:D

[Haiw]

Doing situps with your sister again memphiz?

[memphiz]

America! We love you! How many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful country of ours? The stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect
The women and men who have broke their necks for the freedom of speech the United States government has sworn to uphold. (Yo I want everybody to listen to the words of this song) or so we're told...

Verse 1
I never would've dreamed in a million years I'd see, so many motherfu.ckin' people who feel like me
who share the same views and the same exact beliefs, it's like a ****in' army marchin' in back of me
So many lives I touch, so much anger aimed in no particular direction
just sprays and sprays and straight through your radio waves it plays and plays, till it stays stuck in your head for days and days
who woulda thought, standing in this mirror bleachin' my hair, with some peroxide, reachin for a t-shirt to wear
that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this? How could I predict my words would have an impact like this
I must've struck a chord, with somebody up in the office, cuz Congress keeps telling me I ain't causin' nuthin' but problems
and now they're sayin' I'm in trouble with the government, I'm lovin' it, I shoveled **** all my life/and now I'm dumping it on...

Chorus (X2)
White America!
I could be one of your kids
White America!
Little Eric looks just like this
White America!
Erica loves my ****
I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get

Verse 2
Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself, if they were brown Shady lose, Shady sits on the shelf
but Shady's cute, Shady knew Shady's dimples would help, make ladies swoon baby, ooh baby! Look at my sales
Lets do the math, If I was black I would've sold half, I ain't have to graduate from Lincoln High School to know that
but I could rap, so fu.ck school, I'm too cool to go back, gimme the mic, show me where the fuc.kin' studio's at
When I was underground, no one gave a fu.ck I was white, no labels wanted to sign me almost gave up, I was like
Fu.ck it, until I met Dre, the only one to look past, gave me a chance, and I lit a fire up under his ass
helped him get back to the top, every fan black that I got was probably his in exchange for every white fan that he's got
Like damn, we just swapped. Sittin' back lookin' at ****, wow, I'm like my skin is it starting to work to my benefit now?

Chorus (X2)

Verse 3
See the problem is I speak to suburban kids who otherwise would of never knew these words exist
whose moms probably woulda never gave two squirts of piss, till I created so much motherfu.ckin' turbulence
straight out the tube, right into your living room I came, and kids flipped when they knew I was produced by Dre
That's all it took, and they were instantly hooked right in, and they connected with me too because I looked like them
that's why they put my lyrics up under this microscope, searchin' with a fine tooth comb, its like this rope
waitin' to choke, tightening around my throat, watching me while I write this, like I don't like this (Nope)
All I hear is: lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy, sponsors working round the clock, to try to stop my concerts early
surely hip hop was never a problem in Harlem only in Boston, after it bothered the fathers of daughters starting to blossom
so now I'm catchin' the flack from these activists when they raggin', actin' like I'm the first rapper to smack a bitch, or say faggot
****, just look at me like I'm your closest pal, the posterchild, the mother ****.in' spokesman now for...

Chorus (X2)

Outro
So to the parents of America
I am the derringer aimed at little Erica, to attack her character
The ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns
Sent to lead the march right up to the steps of Congress
And piss on the lawns of the White House and replace it with a Parental Advisory sticker
To spit liquor in the faces of in this democracy of hypocrisy
Fu.ck you Ms. Cheney! Fu.ck you Tipper Gore! Fu.ck you with the freest of speech this divided states of embarassment will allow me to have, Fu.ck you!
I'm just kiddin' America, you know I love you

[moog]

eminem..white america...right?
if so waaay too easy ;)

[memphiz]

eminem..white america...right?
if so waaay too easy ;)
yes... :( , good song though

[memphiz]

Well’ I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well’ I stand up next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well’ I pick up all the pieces and make an island
Might even raise just a little sand
’Cause I’m a ________ ____
"ord knows I’m a ______ _____

I didn’t mean to take you up all your sweet time
I’ll give it right back to you one of these days
I said’ I didn’t mean to take you up all your sweet time
I’ll give it right back to you one of these days
And if I don’t meet you no more in this world
Then I’ll’ I’ll meet you in the next one
And don’t be late’ don’t be late
’Cause I’m a _____ ____
"ord knows I’m a _______ _____
I’m a _____ _____

[Beowulf]

Well’ I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well’ I stand up next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well’ I pick up all the pieces and make an island
Might even raise just a little sand
’Cause I’m a ________ ____
"ord knows I’m a ______ _____

I didn’t mean to take you up all your sweet time
I’ll give it right back to you one of these days
I said’ I didn’t mean to take you up all your sweet time
I’ll give it right back to you one of these days
And if I don’t meet you no more in this world
Then I’ll’ I’ll meet you in the next one
And don’t be late’ don’t be late
’Cause I’m a _____ ____
"ord knows I’m a _______ _____
I’m a _____ _____
hendrix voodoo chile'

[memphiz]

Well’ I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well’ I stand up next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well’ I pick up all the pieces and make an island
Might even raise just a little sand
’Cause I’m a ________ ____
"ord knows I’m a ______ _____

I didn’t mean to take you up all your sweet time
I’ll give it right back to you one of these days
I said’ I didn’t mean to take you up all your sweet time
I’ll give it right back to you one of these days
And if I don’t meet you no more in this world
Then I’ll’ I’ll meet you in the next one
And don’t be late’ don’t be late
’Cause I’m a _____ ____
"ord knows I’m a _______ _____
I’m a _____ _____
hendrix voodoo chile'
yeah isnt it voodoo child?
great song, i like how its played in Black Hawk Down , when they're taking off in the Helo's

[moog]

nope most definately not voodoo child...

[memphiz]

nope most definately not voodoo child...
so it is voodoo chile?

[moog]

uh huh ;)

[memphiz]

uh huh ;)
i see http://kosumo.faereal.net/random/catplode3.gif