Funny Words/Saying

[Corona]

Post funny phrases/words you have heard. Explain what the mean too. I'll start.

Shizzle my Nizzle - To hate your American friend
SPAG - Stupid Person Acting Gay
Spam Javelin - A *****
kataya - KaTYEah...who knows. When ninjas attack, they say this
Chinese Red Eye - Mooning someone then spreading your ass cheeks
Knobjockey - A guy who rides knobs
Chode - Space between balls and ass; also something to call someone when they annoy you
Bumweed - Hair on your ass (context: "you've got a ridiculous amount of bumweed")
Coockoomongoseeka - Crazier than can be explained
Jabam - It is a word that you can say giving emphasis to something that happens in your favor
Jesi - Plural of Jesus (The room was full of Jesi)
T-Bag - To rub your balls on someone's face.
T. F. BUNDY - Totally F***ed But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
Tators - Lumpy breast milk
Toy's are bust - A name for the shop Toys R' Us

[Gauntlet]

I'm used to:

Chode: A short fat *****; also something to call someone when they annoy you

Grundel: Space between balls and ass

[Corona]

Stop talking to Canadians
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BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER : A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY : The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles

[Gauntlet]

Stop talking to Canadians

I can't refuse! They are like Gods

[TacoDelRio]

GRUNDEL is hilarious!

[Corona]

SITCOMs : Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids

ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

OHNOSECOND : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake)

WOOFS : Well-Off Older Folks.

[Sweaty]

I call the grundle a "gooch"....it's a guy's kooch....gooch!

[MakeWar87]

{A Cardboard-Box} A loose, leathery woman. Commonly refers to their insatiable ****** appetite.

{a case of the R.Kellys} An uncontrolable urge to urinate (piss) all over the underage cracked-out whore you brought back to your hotel room. There is also a 50% chance one of your assclown friends video tapes it.

{A chischilly }the act of stealing a thirty pack of beer from a store.
guy: man I am broke and thirsty.
dude: well, lets go pull a chischilly

{A Feldmen}
1. when a person has a head bigger than that of a fully grown watermelon and is able to speak jibberish whilst balancing it

2. clothspins on nipples, need a say more