XD-40
03-01-2004, 06:51 PM
These sound better in Croatian. Hope traslation is good.
The superintendant was looking through the window. He sees two officers with a K9.
Then he notices first officer lifting the tail of K9 and looking something. Then the other officers does the same. Then both officers shake their heads in confusion.
The superintendant got mad and he rushed out toward those two officers asking them; "What the hell are you two doing ?".
They replied : " We don't know, boss. A minute ago a couple passed by and said , look at that nice dog with two assholes"
A traffic cop pulls over a blondie.
He says: "Good evening, traffic control, drivers license , please."
A blondie starts to look around and finally replies, "Sorry, I think I forgot it"
Cop then says, "OK, show me any ID with a photo of yourself"
"Oh, here is one piece of ID" , blondie finds a mirror and gives it to the cop.
Cop takes and looks at it and replies:" Oh, I did not know that we are colleagues"
The superintendant was looking through the window. He sees two officers with a K9.
Then he notices first officer lifting the tail of K9 and looking something. Then the other officers does the same. Then both officers shake their heads in confusion.
The superintendant got mad and he rushed out toward those two officers asking them; "What the hell are you two doing ?".
They replied : " We don't know, boss. A minute ago a couple passed by and said , look at that nice dog with two assholes"
A traffic cop pulls over a blondie.
He says: "Good evening, traffic control, drivers license , please."
A blondie starts to look around and finally replies, "Sorry, I think I forgot it"
Cop then says, "OK, show me any ID with a photo of yourself"
"Oh, here is one piece of ID" , blondie finds a mirror and gives it to the cop.
Cop takes and looks at it and replies:" Oh, I did not know that we are colleagues"