What is the most pain you've ever experienced(physical pain)

[Jack Mehoff]

Somebody kicked me in the balls with a full front kick. I thought I would never able to have *** again

[farmgirl]

ahhhhhhh
no contest.... childbirth.......but sooooooooooooo worth it...... :)

[Haiw]

My birth? I came out ass-first so the docter decided to break my collar-bone to 'make things easier'. Luckily for him I can't remember any of it.

[MVSpartan117]

I'd say car acciedent but, i don't remember it =P

I fell out of a tree onto my head once, i fell on my balls onto the center part of a bike, i got hit in the head with a piece of re-bar or whatever it's called, and i ran into a big metal pole in my friends yard at night running at full speed, on accident.


Geez I've had more head injuries than I thought. :cantbeli:

of those falling out of the tree was pretty bad, I couldn;t see straight for a couple mins

But i'm ok now! p-)

[farmgirl]

My birth? I came out ass-first so the docter decided to break my collar-bone to 'make things easier'. Luckily for him I can't remember any of it.


ouuuuuch.... that's terrible! I thought we were going to have to do a C section with my daughter.... and that was AFTER going through all of the labor. Her head was nearly too big. It sucks at the time, but it was pain with a purpose.....
I can't believe they broke your collarbone! That's awful! :petting:

[James]

Broken/sprained ankle, at the same time.

I'm feeling thirsty for milk. What the hell?

[farmgirl]

Broken/sprained ankle, at the same time.

I'm feeling thirsty for milk. What the hell?


I'd comment on that, James, but then you'd tell me that you were just talking about having a nice tall glass of milk with your chocolate cake. ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

For me a kick in the balls just sends all th epressure to my abdomen so its not that painful as it is discomforting. The most pain I experienced is flying of my bike head first, meeting the pavement with my forehead. A lot of Braincells perished that time.

[James]

Broken/sprained ankle, at the same time.

I'm feeling thirsty for milk. What the hell?


I'd comment on that, James, but then you'd tell me that you were just talking about having a nice tall glass of milk with your chocolate cake. ;)

The urge came over me after reading Haiw's post... This is disconcerting...

[Guttorm]

ahhhhhhh
no contest.... childbirth.......but sooooooooooooo worth it...... :)

Bah, childbirth, all women bitch and moan on that subject...
"Oh, it's sooo painfull, a man would never handle it, boohoo..."

Aaah grow up allready, it's nuthing!






What?

Actually, I can't even begin to imagine the pain of giving birth... Must be like trying to pass a melon out yer pee pee place... While someone kicks you in the gonads...

*Passes out*

[farmgirl]

Broken/sprained ankle, at the same time.

I'm feeling thirsty for milk. What the hell?


I'd comment on that, James, but then you'd tell me that you were just talking about having a nice tall glass of milk with your chocolate cake. ;)

The urge came over me after reading Haiw's post... This is disconcerting...


well.... then we're on the same page.... the connection is obvious.... broken bones are often experienced by people who need calcium.... calcium helps build strong bones.... therefore... when you read about Haiw's broken collar bone... it was natural that you should crave milk. :petting:

[farmgirl]

ahhhhhhh
no contest.... childbirth.......but sooooooooooooo worth it...... :)

Bah, childbirth, all women bitch and moan on that subject...
"Oh, it's sooo painfull, a man would never handle it, boohoo..."

Aaah grow up allready, it's nuthing!






What?

Actually, I can't even begin to imagine the pain of giving birth... Must be like trying to pass a melon out yer pee pee place... While someone kicks you in the gonads...

*Passes out*


rofl Do this for me Guttorm.... go find some round object that you can measure.... my son's head was 15.5" around at birth. Push something that size out.... and get back to me..... ;)

The drugs do help..... :)

[Vance]

Pff....a woman's ****** opening is a whole lot bigger than a man's pee pee hole.

[James]

Pff....a woman's ****** opening is a whole lot bigger than a man's pee pee hole.

Please. Urethra, not pee pee hole... :roll:

[farmgirl]

Pff....a woman's ****** opening is a whole lot bigger than a man's pee pee hole.

lol
well... let's hope so.....
I didn't say you had to push it out of your *****, silly.... ;)

[Uncle Sam]

During a jump to test the new C-17, I was soooo comfortable (Because it is a very nice plane. Way better than being crammed into a sardine can aka C-130 or being crammed into another sardine can an being overcome by jet fuel fumes aka C-141) and forgot to tighten up one of my leg straps, the right one to be exact, The opening shock, shocking!! I literally screamed the whole way down... :lol: It felt like a truck ran over my stomach...

[Jack Mehoff]

I'm eating here.

[EYE SPY]

there was also that one time in junior high, when an errant baseball bat flew thru the air and cracked me in the right side of my face.

Scars still there,

the funny thing is that it really is like in the cartoons, i did see stars

the real pain is when the ear, nose and throat specialist uses that little vaccum to pull out all the dried clotted blood in the nasal cavities above the eyebrow and below the eyes.

:bash:

and ofcoures, who hasnt been kicked in the balls every now and then

[farmgirl]

I'm eating here.

:petting: I would suggest you not read this thread until you are done, jack. Problem solved. :)

[Uncle Sam]

I'm eating here.

I didn't know you could two things at once... :lol:

[pAt]

mmm lets c..Fallin out of a tree for one but the big thing i dont understand is i walked away but my friend who was sitting in the tree unerneath me got a broken thumb..i sprained my ankle while running from the cops and had to run like 5 or 6 clicks (KM) to get them off my ass

[Ratamacue]

4 years old. I was at my bro's soccer game and some asshole kid chucked a rock full speed at my head and hit me right in my temple. I actually don't remember feeling any pain but I was bawling my tear ducts dry and saw people wiping away a good deal of blood. Probably the worst injury I've had.

[OnTheRocks]

a viral braininfection I had, don't know its name in english, it felt like I was giving birth with my brain tho :(

[MVSpartan117]

mmm lets c..Fallin out of a tree for one but the big thing i dont understand is i walked away but my friend who was sitting in the tree unerneath me got a broken thumb..i sprained my ankle while running from the cops and had to run like 5 or 6 clicks (KM) to get them off my ass

........ok what did you do?

if that isn't a lie......

p-)

[MVSpartan117]

4 years old. I was at my bro's soccer game and some asshole kid chucked a rock full speed at my head and hit me right in my temple. I actually don't remember feeling any pain but I was bawling my tear ducts dry and saw people wiping away a good deal of blood. Probably the worst injury I've had.

Ouchies, getting hit in the temple is definatly not a good thing...

[flickme]

Split my chin open on a picknick table and got a whole 6 stitches.

[EYE SPY]

that fat kids dancing is almost hypnotic

[Flagg]

I seriously lacerated my left eye......the pain was completely debilitating....the best part was I regained my sight 100%...the worst part is...it happened again :(

But I did get to wear a cool eyepatch both times in recovery p-)

[EvanL]

hockey stick between the rib cages is pretty painful.
falling out of a tree sucked.
getting hit by a morris minor car.
Falling 15 feet off the top of a lineout in rugby and landing on my face flat out.
Nothing beats kicked in the balls though. For guys atleast.

[farmgirl]

I seriously lacerated my left eye......the pain was completely debilitating....the best part was I regained my sight 100%...the worst part is...it happened again :(

But I did get to wear a cool eyepatch both times in recovery p-)



There is a guy who teaches at the same school I do who took a nail in the eye. It was an errant shot from a nail gun, and he didn't have protective eye wear on at the time. It went straight into his eye, and at least he had the presence of mind not to try to pull it out. They flew him to Iowa City by helicopter, and not only is he okay.... he still has his eyesight in that eye. I found that incredible. He brought pictures to school, but I couldn't look. I'm squeamish that way...... :(

[Falco]

I had a bad case of whopping cough over a year ago. I stopped breathig for over 2 minutes while simultaneously vomiting. Hurts like a bitch during and afterwards.

[Jack Mehoff]

I had a bad case of whopping cough over a year ago. I stopped breathig for over 2 minutes while simultaneously vomiting. Hurts like a bitch during and afterwards.

You're pregnant

[NcDeuce]

i fell on my balls onto the center part of a bike

I feel ya man. I did that when I was little.

Can't remember any unique [physical] painful events but...

My junior year in football, I was playing OLB...The RB came flying through our D-Line and the MLB and I converge to tackle this guy. The pussy ducks and hits the turf while me and my buddy, the MLB, come crashing facefirst into each other. I swear I thought my teeth fell out...Not painful but it felt WEIRD!

After thinking about it, I think you can throw 9/11 on here. Even though I didn't endure the physical pain, it hit me emotionally. It was painful to watch those people die...

[Fox2]

When I was 5, we had company over at the house, and for some reason or another, I was playing with this Mickey Mouse umbrella. On the end of the handle was this nice, hard, plastic Mickey Mouse head. I tripped going down some stairs, and when I landed, the Mickey Mouse head was in my right eye.

Technically I should have massive scarage around my eye, but amazingly, I don't. Never could quite figure that one out.

[UkrainianAmerican]

When I was 5, we had company over at the house, and for some reason or another, I was playing with this Mickey Mouse umbrella. On the end of the handle was this nice, hard, plastic Mickey Mouse head. I tripped going down some stairs, and when I landed, the Mickey Mouse head was in my right eye.

Technically I should have massive scarage around my eye, but amazingly, I don't. Never could quite figure that one out.

OUCH! p-)

[pAt]

mmm lets c..Fallin out of a tree for one but the big thing i dont understand is i walked away but my friend who was sitting in the tree unerneath me got a broken thumb..i sprained my ankle while running from the cops and had to run like 5 or 6 clicks (KM) to get them off my ass

........ok what did you do?

if that isn't a lie......

p-)

well for the tree one i put all my weight on a old branch and it snapped, than for the cops one me and some friends needed to egg some kids at old camp near my house and while i was running there was a big whole there and i didnt c it and i steped in it (while running)

[Operation Ivy]

Was trying to sit down but accidently sat on my balls :oops:

[Jack Mehoff]

Was trying to sit down but accidently sat on my balls :oops:

What are you? a horse?

[Maine Finn]

I smashed my right elbow off the concrete floor in my high school cafeteria senior year.... it hurt so bad I actually cried.... and I do not cry when I get hurt. Luckily, it wasn't broken, but I didn't take care of it like I've been trained to and now it's permanently damaged. (I can't keep it bent for too long or else it starts to throb and be annoying)

Of course, for about four days after injuring it, I made myself bend it out straight at least six times a day despite the fact that it nearly brought me to tears each time.

Jeez I'm dumb.

Hmm... and this was only last year....

[memphiz]

well i've been hit by a car too, but it was a crappy car '88 Hyanda(sp) Excel, i just went out to the hood causing the transmission to sieze. the car on had 77 hp. so yeh the car got the worst of it...

back to painful things...a year ago in my grade 10 cooking class my friend(shut up Hank ;) ) threw Halibiniaro(sp) "hell fire" pepers into both my eyes, that hurt, i couldnt see for most the day my eyes were blood red and ran like hell. man that hurt..

then about a month later i got shot in the eyes by a paintball at 300fps i thought i was blind cause the shell covered the whole eye, that hurt pretty bad

then before all this at the end of grade 9, me and my friends found this shopping cart, and at our school theres a HUGE hill, so my friends dared me to go down the hill in the shopping cart. oh course being me i said "Hell yeah" my one friend bent the back of the shopping cart into a "spoiler" .and i went down the hill. after about 2 seconds the back end of the cart kicked up, causeing the cart to flip... some how i had enough speed to flip it( i was told it flipped i dont remeber it happining) i landed square on my forehead causing me to black out, and skid the rest of the way down the hill. when i came to i still had my sucker in my mouth, there was dirt crammed in my ears, and i had a huge gash on my shoulder blade from the "spoiler".. but without that "spoiler" i probly would have snapped my neck and died... so i simply stood up, dusted myself off and said "we should probly go to class now(couse it was lunch)" i had minor'major neck problems for about 4 months but it was fun while it lasted ;) :D

[Jack Mehoff]

I smashed my right elbow off the concrete floor in my high school cafeteria senior year.... it hurt so bad I actually cried.... and I do not cry when I get hurt. Luckily, it wasn't broken, but I didn't take care of it like I've been trained to and now it's permanently damaged. (I can't keep it bent for too long or else it starts to throb and be annoying)

Of course, for about four days after injuring it, I made myself bend it out straight at least six times a day despite the fact that it nearly brought me to tears each time.

Jeez I'm dumb.

Hmm... and this was only last year....

Cry? :|

[Ratamacue]

then about a month later i got shot in the eyes by a paintball at 300fps i thought i was blind cause the shell covered the whole eye, that hurt pretty bad

Why were you playing paintball without goggles? :bash:

[Maine Finn]

Yeah, cry.... so sue me... I was female for a moment instead of the emotionless brick that I am normally.
:oops:

[memphiz]

then about a month later i got shot in the eyes by a paintball at 300fps i thought i was blind cause the shell covered the whole eye, that hurt pretty bad

Why were you playing paintball without goggles? :bash:
well it was bushball and we were playing in winter, and when i got shot out i walk to where our safe area was, and i took off my mask to i could see, but i guess the guys that were still playing moved really close to the safe area, and a paintball strayed away and smoked me in the eye

[Jack Mehoff]

I stopped crying when I turned 9 year old. If i get hurt really bad, you would see me swearing like sailor on PMS, but cry? :petting:

[George W. Bush]

For me it was when I realized that the male anus was not made for hot buttloving. I almost spent a night in a hospital.

[Jack Mehoff]

For me it was when I realized that the male anus was not made for hot buttloving. I almost spent a night in a hospital.

WTF?!!????!!!!!

[George W. Bush]

For me it was when I realized that the male anus was not made for hot buttloving. I almost spent a night in a hospital.

WTF?!!????!!!!!

It's true

[Jack Mehoff]

I believe you p-) :bash:

[memphiz]

For me it was when I realized that the male anus was not made for hot buttloving. I almost spent a night in a hospital.

WTF?!!????!!!!!
WTF??

[Maine Finn]

I stopped crying when I turned 9 year old. If i get hurt really bad, you would see me swearing like sailor on PMS, but cry? :petting:

I swear a lot when I get hurt too, but you forget that I'm cursed with that horrid female tendency to shed tears.... I wish I was strong enough to avoid that, but sometimes there's nothing I can do to stop them....

Damn that weakness!!

[memphiz]

I stopped crying when I turned 9 year old. If i get hurt really bad, you would see me swearing like sailor on PMS, but cry? :petting:

I swear a lot when I get hurt too, but you forget that I'm cursed with that horrid female tendency to shed tears.... I wish I was strong enough to avoid that, but sometimes there's nothing I can do to stop them....

Damn that weakness!!
instead of crying i punch things :D

[Jack Mehoff]

I don't blame you. I have 4 brothers with no sister so crying is not an option.

[hank]

For me it was when I realized that the male anus was not made for hot buttloving. I almost spent a night in a hospital.

WTF?!!????!!!!!

It's true

I have read enough of his posts at this point that I have no doubts - cried all night he did in the hospital

hank

[Maine Finn]

I'd absolutely love it if I could have that option.... but my mental and emotional composition simply overpowers my stoicism from time to time and shows me for what I really am.... I call it "being weak", but my best friend calls it "being human"....

What do you think?

[memphiz]

I don't blame you. I have 4 brothers with no sister so crying is not an option.
yeh i got 3 brothers, and if i hit the younger ones ill get kicked out :( so i hit other stuff like the wall etc.

[Jack Mehoff]

I'd absolutely love it if I could have that option.... but my mental and emotional composition simply overpowers my stoicism from time to time and shows me for what I really am.... I call it "being weak", but my best friend calls it "being human"....

What do you think?

I think you are a metro******........just kidding http://www.teamwarfare.com/forums/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Maine Finn]

p-)

Ahhh the *joys* of being female in a world of males....

[memphiz]

I'd absolutely love it if I could have that option.... but my mental and emotional composition simply overpowers my stoicism from time to time and shows me for what I really am.... I call it "being weak", but my best friend calls it "being human"....

What do you think?
some of the strongest people cry ie: soldiers in Iraq, A-stan who loose their best friend who is all they had out there

[Vance]

p-)

Ahhh the *joys* of being female in a world of males....
Depends. Are you hot? A/S/L baby.

[Maine Finn]

erm... I wouldn't consider myself to be "hot"... I've gained a little bit of weight since graduating from high school last year.... in fact, I look in the mirror and am dissatisifed with what I see.... but that's just me, I think.

19/F/Maine, btw.

;)

[Jack Mehoff]

erm... I wouldn't consider myself to be "hot"... I've gained a little bit of weight since graduating from high school last year.... in fact, I look in the mirror and am dissatisifed with what I see.... but that's just me, I think.

19/F/Maine, btw.

;)

um....wait..you are a female? http://www.nick5768.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif and I alway thought u are a dude :D

[Vance]

Jack are you slow? She's said she's a female about 10 times on the last page.

[Jack Mehoff]

Jack are you slow? She's said she's a female about 10 times on the last page.

Where?

I thought she was being sarcastic


Ahhh the *joys* of being female in a world of males....

[memphiz]

holy **** me too, wait then its not all sissy that you cried, chicks cry all the time....


where did you gain the weight?

[Maine Finn]

Ummm....no.....

:P

D'you live under a rock? I thought I mentioned that I was a girl a few times already in this thread....

(Although if you asked the guy who's ass I kicked on Sunday, he would probably say something different. Out of the four times we wrestled, I beat him three.)

[NcDeuce]

I didn't know we had a new female member. Welcome aboard, Maine Finn!

Gotta watch that Freshman 15 :lol: , jk.

[Vance]

Well fine, maybe I exaggerated that number, but anyways...


I swear a lot when I get hurt too, but you forget that I'm cursed with that horrid female tendency to shed tears....


Ahhh the *joys* of being female in a world of males....

[Vance]

Gotta watch that Freshman 15 :lol: , jk.
I hope you aren't talking about me!

[farmgirl]

Ummm....no.....

:P

D'you live under a rock? I thought I mentioned that I was a girl a few times already in this thread....

(Although if you asked the guy who's ass I kicked on Sunday, he would probably say something different. Out of the four times we wrestled, I beat him three.)


Welcome MF.... didn't realize until tonight that you were a fellow member of the superior... I mean fairer ***. Good to have you here. :hug:

[memphiz]

Ummm....no.....

:P

D'you live under a rock? I thought I mentioned that I was a girl a few times already in this thread....

(Although if you asked the guy who's ass I kicked on Sunday, he would probably say something different. Out of the four times we wrestled, I beat him three.)
i thought you were kidding like, you were acting like a girl by crying


so you like to wrastle ;)

[Vance]

Wow that's crazy, I've known she was a girl for awhile now.. :|

[memphiz]

Wow that's crazy, I've known she was a girl for awhile now.. :|
shut up you :P ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

Maine Finn,

Post pics here :lol:

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4235&start=260

[Maine Finn]

holy **** me too, wait then its not all sissy that you cried, chicks cry all the time....


where did you gain the weight?


In the worst place possible... round the middle.... I feel like a blimp!!

I consider it sissy because I spend most of my time in the company of guys... racing them down-trail on snowshoes, burying their faces in the dirt when we tussle, forcing them to keep up when we're out paddling.... I'm a pretty rough-and-tumble person.... you should see my face right now... I walked into a tree yesterday and now there's a nice scratch on my left cheek.

[NcDeuce]

Them trees will getcha. :D

[Vance]

Rip them all down...

[memphiz]

holy **** me too, wait then its not all sissy that you cried, chicks cry all the time....


where did you gain the weight?


In the worst place possible... round the middle.... I feel like a blimp!!

I consider it sissy because I spend most of my time in the company of guys... racing them down-trail on snowshoes, burying their faces in the dirt when we tussle, forcing them to keep up when we're out paddling.... I'm a pretty rough-and-tumble person.... you should see my face right now... I walked into a tree yesterday and now there's a nice scratch on my left cheek.
hmmm, well a blimps pretty big, so you'll have to post pics where Jack sugested so we can see for ourselves

[Jack Mehoff]

Don't post sexy pics, we are not interested :lol:

http://imageshack.us/

[memphiz]

Don't post sexy pics, we are not interested :lol:

http://imageshack.us/
wtf, Jack is that you???

[farmgirl]

Don't post sexy pics, we are not interested :lol:

http://imageshack.us/
wtf, Jack is that you???


Jack is trying some reverse psychology tonight.... asking IH, Nawlins and me to post bikini pics didn't work, so he thought he'd tell MF that he wasn't interested. :) That about cover it, Jack?

[Jack Mehoff]

Babe. You're smart!! Will you marry me?

[memphiz]

Don't post sexy pics, we are not interested :lol:

http://imageshack.us/
wtf, Jack is that you???


Jack is trying some reverse psychology tonight.... asking IH, Nawlins and me to post bikini pics didn't work, so he thought he'd tell MF that he wasn't interested. :) That about cover it, Jack?
hes genious :D

[farmgirl]

Babe. You're smart!! Will you marry me?


of course I will, Jack. Just let me know when your divorce is finalized. ;)

[sethen]

While I was a soldier in the Army I was immunized for Anthrax. According to the Moron flight surgeon who managed the mass innoculation it was "safe." I developed a head to toe rash, and slept for several days straight! I developed non-stop 24/7 migraines and now 100% disabled.
I have been diagnosed with Fibromyalgia and take about 5 different medications just to function! Corruption and incompetence rules with an iron grip!!!!!! :fork:

[Vance]

While I was a soldier in the Army I was immunized for Anthrax. According to the Moron flight surgeon who managed the mass innoculation it was "safe." I developed a head to toe rash, and slept for several days straight! I developed non-stop 24/7 migraines and now 100% disabled.
I have been diagnosed with Fibromyalgia and take about 5 different medications just to function! Corruption and incompetence rules with an iron grip!!!!!! :fork:
WTF?

[Operation Ivy]

Was trying to sit down but accidently sat on my balls :oops:

What are you? a horse?

i guess big balls run in my family ;) :oops:

[Hullebullen]

Once I had to spend two days with a broken and dislocated wrist (well one of the bones in my lower arm but I don't know the english word). Maybe it wasn't the worst pain I've experienced but that was two damn long days with nauseating pain and little sleep...

[Haiw]

Ah yeah the occasional nutbuster... I forgot to mention those ;)

Oh and bruising 3 different fingers (1 broken) on a row ain't exactely fun either. I also think I've broken one of my toes once, but I'm not sure of it. (it hurt like hell back then, but I thought it was just bruised like the fingers. However, right now, a few years later the toe has a weird angle, length, and a weird bend in it.)

[gaz]

A golfclub and my face.

You all know this story.

[Maine Finn]

I wonder.... it's not physical, but the guy I asked to Senior Prom last year stood me up ("I have to go to church that night").

I spent most of the night locked in my room plotting revenge....


Okay, I was bawling like a baby.

But seriously, what kind of guy backs out of going to Prom by saying that? (I'd asked him over two months before Prom night, so it wasn't like he didn't know beforehand....)

So now I don't date guys... I just beat them up. p-)

[dez000]

Worst pain ever was when I was working at my sisters house and someone was breaking down a piece of wall and suddenly the wall fell down and all sorts of debris flew into my left eye... I couldn't see **** the first 15 minutes... then quickly went to to the eye doctor who actually repolished my eye to get the scratches out!

When i blew my nose there was debris coming out of it... prette nasty and terrifieing...

[Brandon]

For me its a toss up between gettin hit in the balls by a slapshot and cutting the end of two fingers off with a skill saw. I guess the way the puck hit the jock was of no help at all. With the finger removal, the initial cutting part didnt hurt it was the grinding down of the bone when it wasnt totally frozen and after it thawed out it hurt like a son of a bi*ch.

[Tengu]

Bruising a few rips during martial arts training :( .
And the 4 days at the hospital when i had a tube pushed down my ****.

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

Smashing my ankle was not that painful but when the shock set in oh boy was that scary, fell down a steep banking in the dark in the woods knocked all the wind out of myself and thought I was never gonna breath again started to get dizzy and a bit frightened. Got beaten up pretty bad once and was ill for about a day after, puking up all the time and could not lie on my sides as my ribs were hurting had a sole imprint on my forehead for a couple of days. :lol:

[snake]

I was humping my ruck on a field exercise had to cross a fence about 4 ft high. so I hand my buddy my weapon and jumped over the fence just to land on an old metal fence post. It hit me in the upper thigh and slid right up and I landed with my butt check right on the freakin post.

I thought I was dead with a post sticking out my ass. Just had a cut and a big ass bruise. I could'nt even get up for about 10 minutes it hurt so bad.

Damn should have started this with "This Aint No **** Neither" all great stories start with that

My 2 cents on pain
Snake

[Trigger]

Pain?

This one time when I was in the Navy...















I got married :cantbeli:

[Dalleer]

Once when I was Sunday militarising around and my knee somehow made this funny "crack" sound and the pain was so bad that I almost puked.

Didn't know what it was, although the whole knee was very painful for two or three days after it. After that it never returned again, but it sure did hurt...

[California Joe]

"Mary Ellen Moffett, she broke my heart...."

Pain coupled with embarassment? Vasectomy.

[Trigger]

*High-five CJ* :oops:

[dhfactory]

Umm probably when i had a dead nerve under one of my teeth, couldn't figure out what it was for four days, no sleep with the worst pain. It go worse and worse. It was so bad that i couldn't stop moving. i had to walk to bare the pain. It was so bad that it made my eyes water/cry. when they finally gave me a local at the dentist, i fell straight asleep!! i can still feel the relief when the pain went away. It was like i had taken the strongest drugs in the world and it just knocked me out, yet it was only a local.

I've also fallen off my mountain bike at 80km/h bruised and cut head to toe. but that all happens so quick. it's not as bad.

-Sean

[farmgirl]

"Mary Ellen Moffett, she broke my heart...."

Pain coupled with embarassment? Vasectomy.


:petting:

So that means that I can't bear your children???????:(

[California Joe]

But on a positive note we could practice a lot and I wouldn't knock you up.

[WARPIG]

Hyperextended my knee during a day jump. I think the fact that I had a canopy failure scared the sheet out of me and I was grateful to be alive instead of thinking of the pain. I created some new swear words anyway.
I have been hit in the head with a bat, ran head first through double-paned glass and had a dozen stitches.. but that was not as painfull as looking at JackMehoff's sig pics. He looks like a cross between some kind of bull-terrier and an asian version of "Mike" from Monsters Inc. Painful. It is like looking at Smeagle before the Low carb diet. "Golem pumps iron!"

I need an asprin and some pepto now.

[farmgirl]

But on a positive note we could practice a lot and I wouldn't knock you up.


well.... you do make a valid point.... and I don't really want to have more children anyway.....

on second thought..... woot ;)

[MolliG]

Getting hit in the bollocks is the worst I can think of, and usually it's my fault, mostly swinging something around and misjudging its trajectory... It's horrible, the pain doesn't 'appear' around the area of impact either, and instead it's just below the navel... Argh! Also stubbing a toe f***ing hurts, be gladly only for a tad bit.

As for crying, I do it all the time... Must be a woman trapped in a male body...

:P

[pAt]

ahhhhhhh
no contest.... childbirth.......but sooooooooooooo worth it...... :)

yea, when i was born they had to do a EMERGENCY C section on my mother cuz i got stuck in her rib cage and i couldnt move

[Long Trang]

Well when i was about 9 or so my mom was cooking something with oil and it caught fire. So when she told me to go out side i did but ran back in to see if she was ok next thing she was right in front of me and i turned around slipped and right when i fell she poored all the flaming hot oil onto my right leg outside of the door in the dirt. 2nd and 3rd degree burns down my leg. 2nd and 3rd degree burns from my knee down to my ankle

When i was about 11 my step brother and i were messing around and i was running at him and he moved outa the way so i ran face first mouth open into a wood door. Chipped half my fron tooth and it got pushed up into the gumms. Had a Rootcannal later on.

Lacrosse practice took a nice poke check in the neck that stung like a Bitch.

when i was 5 i stubed my big toe on a catcus and the thorn when under the nail.

OHOH this one sucked at my friends cabin in lake arrowhead CA i got a piece of wood under my middle finger nail so his dad tryed to get it out with his technician plyers (SHARP as FOOK). Son of a B didnt even give me something to drink when he did it. He failed at it so i went to the hospital and they gave me some **** to numb my hand.

Those all hurt ALOT

[Long Trang]

I forgot about when i had the root cannal the novacaine ran out when they were pulling the nerves out of the tooth. Novacaine always does that to me for some reason.

[memphiz]

ahhhhhhh
no contest.... childbirth.......but sooooooooooooo worth it...... :)

yea, when i was born they had to do a EMERGENCY C section on my mother cuz i got stuck in her rib cage and i couldnt move
i almost died at birth... the embillickle cord (sp)(the thing that feeds you while your inside) well it was wrapped around my neck and it was strangling me, so they had to do a emergency C section to get me out

[JiJoMacLE45]

When I got hit by OC in the academy. My face burned for two days. I must have had some on my skin after a thorough wash down b/c the next day I'm watching TV on my couch and I rub my eye with my hand and I got hit all over again. Put me on the floor b/c this time I wasn't expecting it.

[WARPIG]

A few years ago, there was a period of very cold and arid weather. I was working in and outside so the combination of heaters blasting and extremely cold air made for really dry skin, sinuses, etc.
My nose got really dry and when I rubbed my nose with the back of my hand I got a really really bloody nose. I don't know if the skin cracked or I just had some dried up boogers but I pretty much filled my sink up with blood. After about 20 minutes of profuse bleeding my brother walked by the bathroom just as I began to pass out. He took me to an urgent care center where they promptly sent me to the E room. Even though I looked like I was shot in the head, the E room made me wait for about an hour. Once there the bleeding had slowed down and eventually stopped. The Doc said that it looked like the skin in my beak had just gotten dry and cracked pretty bad. He said he would "seal" the wound and give me something to grease my honker up until it healed. So, while I sat strapped to this chair, he proceeded to shove enough gauze to bandage up a train wreck victim, up one nostril. Then he pulls it all out and while I sit there with my eyes closed and my nose finally free to take in air...I hear and smell a match.... I was just milliseconds from yelling at my brother for trying to smoke in the hospital when I feel this indescribable pain in my nose. I think I made a sound like a dog getting kicked in the balls. As the Doc pulled the hot ember from my nose I could smell my own burned tissue from the cauterized wound in my nose. Yummy. I think my brother would have laughed at me for the entire trip home if I hadn't started punching him and threatening him with the cigarette lighter from the car. The hair on my neck still stands up when I smell or hear a match being struck. (My brother stopped buying lighters and uses matches to light up now.)

[Marsuitor]

When i was a little lad there was some show on TV i'd never miss. So at this time the show was on i promptly switched on the telly and ran for the couch. My plan was to jump in legs first and kind of do an unforgettable maneuver to be ready seated.
Anyhow, i jumped in and felt the sharpest and most undescribable pain. I looked down on my leg and saw that a knitting pin my ma' had left in the sofa had gone into my leg when i landed. It hadn't just gone into my leg, but actually gone under my kneecap and locked my joint. The force of the pin hitting the bone had actually bent the pin at such an angle that i couldn't pull it out.
Luckily my brother was home too, so i got him to call my old man. He rushed home and got the ambulance over. On the way shock must have gotten to me because i was cold sweating and just about passed out. Once at the hospital the doc numbed my knee up and eventually pulled the cursed thing out.
The most amazing part about this was that my knee was 100% back to normal after only two or three days...

Other things worth mentioning would be a flight i had from Brisbane to Hongkong. I had just suffered a mahor cold and my sinuses were all stuffed up. Decongestants wouldn't help clear the crap up, so i ended up having the worst eight-hour flight ever...

[Jack Mehoff]

Compressed air and spray it on my nutsack

[Marmot1]

Like 2 or 3 years ago when I was playing with saber when I was little drunk (I wanted to show my skills with saber to a girlfriend) when I was practicing figure which we call "mill" (when you are rotating saber in the hand verticaly very fast) I hit my own ankle with the saber... fortunatelly I hit it with tip of saber and it stopped on my bones and did not hurt seriously (small particle of my bone was on the tip of the saber (realy small like a small nailhead) it bleeded like a hell and pain was enourmus but I was so shocked that I did not realized it until next day...

...one more but rather funny than painfull when last spring I returned at night to my house (3A.M.) some guy wanted to rob me he came to me with "butterfly" style knife... and demanded my wallet and cell phone... I bringed out my baby (US M8 Bayonet purhased by my father friend in 1975 in Hanoii, Vietnam :-) and which I received as a gift ) and this guy runned away like a hell, but while putting my bayonet into sheath I started to shake ,when I realized how dangerous this situation was and I cut my hand so deeply while doing it that 5 stiches were required. stitches...

[Operation Ivy]

Compressed air and spray it on my nutsack

:cantbeli: :D

[EvanL]

Like 2 or 3 years ago when I was playing with saber when I was little drunk (I wanted to show my skills with saber to a girlfriend) when I was practicing figure which we call "mill" (when you are rotating saber in the hand verticaly very fast) I hit my own ankle with the saber... fortunatelly I hit it with tip of saber and it stopped on my bones and did not hurt seriously (small particle of my bone was on the tip of the saber (realy small like a small nailhead) it bleeded like a hell and pain was enourmus but I was so shocked that I did not realized it until next day...

...one more but rather funny than painfull when last spring I returned at night to my house (3A.M.) some guy wanted to rob me he came to me with "butterfly" style knife... and demanded my wallet and cell phone... I bringed out my baby (US M8 Bayonet purhased by my father friend in 1975 in Hanoii, Vietnam :-) and which I received as a gift ) and this guy runned away like a hell, but while putting my bayonet into sheath I started to shake ,when I realized how dangerous this situation was and I cut my hand so deeply while doing it that 5 stiches were required. stitches...
Ive got a butterfly knife. Theyre pretty cool, but you can cut yourself very badly using them.
Thats brings me to another painful story.
I was cutting a pop can in half with a knife. I was doing it for a friend who wanted to use it as a **** for his plants. Anyways as i was cutting it the knifes safety lock broke and closed shut on my hand. Luckily it didnt hit bone but i could see the bone.

[Midtown]

had my head split open, ill post pics if wanted.

[ShotOver]

.22 Round through my left knee, fragmented on my Patella and broke up, and came out 5 holes in the back of my leg.

Got some small shrap in my knee, and when they get cold... damn that hurts.

But yer, had alot more pain that that... but more mental pain, like being kicked out of my house at 15, dumped... etc.

hahaha woot

[digrar]

Mine would have to OC spray as well. It's like having hot steel wool ground into your face. The only relief was to be under water and it was hard deciding between coming up for air and staying pain free under water.
We had to use it on our selves before we could use it in East Timor. The whole Battalion was lined up and sprayed. Not fun (except for getting to spary a few diggers :P ). To top it off we weren't issued it over seas so it was all a waste of time.