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Skaman
03-01-2004, 11:10 PM
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This Gear is Heavy, Lower Back Massage Requested


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There's No Way I'm Going In There

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I Missed Because My Sights Are Off


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Sorry, My Fault

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****, friendly fire soldier!

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woah, lets talk about this

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Lost Contact lens

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Bearded man to the front

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Jesus Christ They're Shooting at Us

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Be Quiet for Once In Your Goddamed Lives, Already


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Request Snack Food

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Which one is the safety?

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Get my skittles out of my butpack

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Cant see without my bifocals

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Did You Mean Me? (confirmation requested)

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Aim for the Asshole

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YMCA



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Merik
03-01-2004, 11:12 PM
Ummmmm no.
Seoulstriker
03-01-2004, 11:24 PM
i thought they were pretty funny. i'll add to it later. woot
James
03-02-2004, 01:13 AM
rofl
ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð
03-02-2004, 01:36 AM
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Who put crap on my back were I cant reach it?



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I wont shoot you if you dont shoot me

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Shotgun ammo goes into the Shotgun?


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Opps my bad

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I'm on your side

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The barrel of there gun is about that big...

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Lost Contact lens

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Wow I can see threw my hand!

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Jesus Christ They're Shooting at Us, wait...thats our own guys shooting at us.

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What happened on the base is between me and you....


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poor mans face paint

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How come bb's keep falling outta my gun?

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who's the dumbass that put the radio on my shoulder were I cant reach it?

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**** in my eye

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they are behind me now?

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shoot him while hes wounded

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karate chop
Skaman
03-02-2004, 01:41 AM
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Shotgun ammo goes in the shotgun?

:lol:
Ratamacue
03-02-2004, 01:43 AM
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"Wait...rule of thumb!? In the early 1900's it was legal for a man to beat his wife as long as he used a stick no wider than his thumb!"

"Well ya can't do much damage with that, now can ya? Perhaps it shoulda been the rule of wrist!"

Some people might recognize that. ;)
Guttorm
03-02-2004, 06:32 AM
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"Wait...rule of thumb!? In the early 1900's it was legal for a man to beat his wife as long as he used a stick no wider than his thumb!"

"Well ya can't do much damage with that, now can ya? Perhaps it shoulda been the rule of wrist!"

Some people might recognize that. ;)

Boondock saints, Great movie!
Kieran
03-02-2004, 07:40 AM
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"Wait...rule of thumb!? In the early 1900's it was legal for a man to beat his wife as long as he used a stick no wider than his thumb!"

"Well ya can't do much damage with that, now can ya? Perhaps it shoulda been the rule of wrist!"

Some people might recognize that. ;)

Boondock Saints rule woot
WARPIG
03-02-2004, 07:59 AM
"Shut your fat a55 Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you f***ed!"
Boondock Saints rules!
MolliG
03-02-2004, 08:15 AM
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Male

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Big ****

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He'll be out in a minute...

:lol:

Ripped from the WASPS (http://www.waspteam.co.uk/) :).
Trigger
03-02-2004, 11:17 AM
These are funny.

Too bad ibstolidude posted a link to 'em several days ago.
Gotta give props.
cut
03-02-2004, 01:30 PM
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cough, please

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watch out, wannabe kid

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midget

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honey, I found the remote
Trigger
03-02-2004, 01:49 PM
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*DeNiro voice*
"You talkin' to me?"

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"Eat my ass with a spoon"

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"Wax on..."

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"Look! Another 'Passion of the Christ thread'."

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"Swallowed my gum"

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"I'm Rick James beeyatch!!"
ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð
03-02-2004, 02:06 PM
Im Rick James...classy woot
Javehn
03-02-2004, 02:47 PM
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"Holly **** , where is the grenade ? Guys ? Guys ? "

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"Looooser "


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"We will now play in a "Soldier" and a "POW" "
UkrainianAmerican
03-02-2004, 04:48 PM
rofl rofl rofl
Nondescript
03-02-2004, 05:02 PM
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"Holly **** , where is the grenade ? Guys ? Guys ? "


rofl rofl rofl That was so funny
memphiz
03-02-2004, 07:04 PM
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Its stuck right in my 'ASS'


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You have me mistaken, im...not..a cop...

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Which thingy do i push to fire?


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Oh right im the good guy

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Oh OH OH, under the arm, that takes skill you know.

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I got it this far inside her

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chinese guy

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Where did i leave my ammo?

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Oh right,this is where my helmet is...

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Be Quiet, mabey we can hide and wait for someone else to do it


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Crap! i **** myself

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This is its shape in my pants

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Smack my ass like this

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Where are we going?

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this is my mouth, now wheres that ammo

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hey look, a bunny

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I surrender

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grab him like this when you see him

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She only had one ****

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Oh, so this is how you do it



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do you think that if a do do this, the wont notice my guns missing?

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"BANG" do you think that worked?

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"little bunny foo foo, goes hopping through the forest..."