Go shorty, IT'S MY BIRFDAY.

[SuperShot5000]

Yeah I had to start my own birfday thread haha.

Big one eight. I can now vote and am a LEGAL ADULT oh yeahhh.
Even though I hate cigarettes, I bought a pack and a lotto ticket JUST BECAUSE I CAN.

Feels nice.

Well, dear friends, I'm off to get brutally intoxicated and vigorously laid.
Sucks that I will remember none of it.

And oh yes, if it's about one in the morning and I post about my experiences with small lemurs in 'Nam, mods, give me a three day ban so you don't have to hear me grovel for hangover cures tomorrow morning.

Farewell, mateys.

[zonk]

happy birthday...go break some laws or something

[eucalyptus]

Happy birthday!
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8766/cake29uc.jpg

[Holstein]

Have fun, get drunk!


[edit] Happy birthday.

[SuperShot5000]

happy birthday...go break some laws or something

You're damn right I will be.
Let's start a pool for the charges.

-Indecent exposure (streaking)
-Public intoxication
-Treason (starting a neo-facist revolution with a swig of Keystone Light)

[ed316]

Happy B-day. Remeber to use lube.....oh wait wrong forum.

[Aerosoul]

happy birthday, SS5K
when i bought cigarettes on my birthday the lady at the counter said "happy birthday" when i showed her my id. and it was so unxpected. i had to get her to repeat it.

have fun.

[Macs.]

Go to hell, Judas.

[zonk]

hahaha i did absolutely nothing on my 18th birthday, i think i washed my truck......

[Aerosoul]

i was grounded that night....it was fvcking bollocks, i tell ya.

[Holstein]

I was home sick at my 18th birthday.

[SuperShot5000]

i was grounded that night....it was fvcking bollocks, i tell ya.

Join my alcohol induced, neo-facist, Libertarian revolution and it will never happen again.

[Aerosoul]

what won't happen again? my 18th bday? no kidding. ;)

[Holstein]

Just remember to take some pics that you can show us later.

[scrybe]

I can't remember what I did at 18... I think a friend of mine arranged a small suprise birthday at Red Robin.

[SuperShot5000]

Just remember to take some pics that you can show us later.

I'll take a nice pic of what gets pumped out of my stomach at the hospital.

[ed316]

I can't remember what I did at 18... I think a friend of mine arranged a small suprise birthday at Red Robin.

Did they sing you the corny b-day song?

[scrybe]

Yea probably. I try to block crap like that out of my memory.

[Abolith]

god i can hardly remeber the day I turned 18...shlt I'm gettin old.

[SuperShot5000]

I'M OUT BITCHES

I'll see you tomorrow - with all of my stomach acid outside of my body, an arrest warant, and a ****load of STD's.

[Greek soldier]

Haooy birthday and have a goon night... Don't waste your time on drinking BS... Go smoke a cigar :D :D

[Pook2]

Yeah have fun, because soon you'll be 19, and you'll feel worthless once again.

[gaz]

On the basis of this threads title I'm going to skip right past actually reading it and just get to calling you a dumb sh*t.

[Macs.]

On the basis of this threads title I'm going to skip right past actually reading it and just get to calling you a dumb sh*t.

That was the most intellectual and reasonable post I have read this month.

I mean what kind of dumb fecker you have to be to write "Go shorty, IT'S MY BIRFDAY."

Retarded.

[Pook2]

Macs ate the cheese for lunch, it is currently not aggreeing with him.

[Macs.]

I am old enough to decide all by myself if I want to agree, or not.

Thanks pen pal.


PS. Kisses and Hugs.

[shorty]

Yea, I'm here....now where do you want me to go?...