YES!!! I am a GIRL!

[Maine Finn]

There... now everybody knows and can stop asking me every time I post something and I say that I am female!!

:bash:

STOP ASKING ME THAT NOW!!!

Okay... I'm finished ranting.

woot

[California Joe]

I knew that. Jeez.

[Seraphim]

I knew that. Jeez.

There there :petting:

[memphiz]

so, are you a girl?













p-)

[Salty Dog]

so, are you a girl?













p-)

yeah, i was wondering to, are you a girl? ;)

[Maine Finn]

*blink*

Ummm....

*checks*

I guess so....

check back with me in about a month, and bring me LOTS of chocolate... I might be able to give you an answer then.

Okay?

from: http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9776

[Operation Ivy]

whoops nm ;)

[Seoulstriker]

ahhh, now i understand.


it's like the invasion of women around here. first it was adam and nawlins. then farmgirl. then iron heart. and now maine finn!

[Operation Ivy]

thats not a bad thing woot

[gaz]

I knew that. Jeez.

I also knew, however unlike my friend Joe, I simply didn't care.

[George W. Bush]

pics

[Maine Finn]

Gah, broken links are evil.

[Seoulstriker]

are you an EMT?

[California Joe]

She scares me, she already threatened to hit me if I stroked her.

[budanski]

She scares me, she already threatened to hit me if I stroked her.

Someone has his eyes on her already... *cough MarineDEP4 *cough.

[Maine Finn]

are you an EMT?
No... I stole this from an EMT 3 who used to be with the department... I would like to be one though... I'll try to go back to school for it after I finish my current major.

[Salty Dog]

She scares me, she already threatened to hit me if I stroked her.

Someone has his eyes on her already... *cough MarineDEP4 *cough.

no, no, by all means, budanski, joe, she's all yours. but you gotta be smart, i hope you can take apart an engine and rebuild it...

[Maine Finn]

I wouldn't mind knowing how to do that either... would certainly save on over-expensive mechanics!!

[Seoulstriker]

are you an EMT?
No... I stole this from an EMT 3 who used to be with the department... I would like to be one though... I'll try to go back to school for it after I finish my current major.

what's your current major?

[California Joe]

I can do that. I have a British car. It's a prerequisite.

[Maine Finn]

Criminal Justice.

"Licence and registration, please..."

[gaz]

I can do that. I have a British car. It's a prerequisite.

What do you drive young Joseph?

[Seraphim]

Criminal Justice.

"Licence and registration, please..."

Oh? and how is that course?

[California Joe]

Well I drive a Dodge Dakota SLE pickup most of the time cause my Jeep Cherokee needs brakes. My British racing green Triumph Spitfire is in the garage at the moment pal.

[Maine Finn]

Pretty good.... so far, my professors have broken most of the rules they preached to us in high school.

No swearing, no obscene gestures, no guns in school....

[gaz]

My British racing green Triumph Spitfire is in the garage at the moment pal.

Very nice... Any idea where it was built? It was probably Coventry which is about five miles away from where I live. :D

[California Joe]

My British racing green Triumph Spitfire is in the garage at the moment pal.

Very nice... Any idea where it was built? It was probably Coventry which is about five miles away from where I live. :D

I shall check on that my friend. I bought it from a Navy Captain when it had 16,000 miles on it. It now has 42,000 but still runs nice.

[Jack Mehoff]

Maine Finn is a girl? Sweeettttttttt

http://home.zonnet.nl/forum_spam2/user_related/misc/images/0009.jpg

[Seoulstriker]

i'm trying to write 2 f***ing organic chem lab reports and chemfinder.com is down. this is f***ing ridicululous. :bash:

[Maine Finn]

Maine Finn is a girl? Sweeettttttttt

http://home.zonnet.nl/forum_spam2/user_related/misc/images/0009.jpg

That's just fukkn scary dude....

:|

19/F/Maine
And spoken for.... :D

[Jack Mehoff]

I've been to Trenton and Bangor in Maine. Maine was nice and very green.

[Maine Finn]

Trenton's nice.

Bangor's.... okay.... I used to live across the river, in Brewer. All I can say is to not go into Bangor at two-thirty in the morning. Just....don't it.... :-*$

[Jack Mehoff]

Why not? I thought Maine is a peaceful, crime free state

[Maine Finn]

Sure, it is.... if you live out somewher on the Western edge of Franklin County, where there aren't any people.

Crime-free? I got assaulted by an off-duty cop one night in Brewer. I've since moved.

[USMarine3521]

hey jack, is maine finn going to be your next "property"?? rofl rofl rofl

PS: get ready for all the 999 male members hitting on you :lol:

[Maine Finn]

Oh please no.

I don't suppose it'll make a difference if I say "already spoken for"?
:(

[Ratamacue]

Oh please no.

I don't suppose it'll make a difference if I say "already spoken for"?
:(

Nawlins tried it...didn't help her much. At all, really...

[Maine Finn]

Pleading won't work?

:(

[Jack Mehoff]

Pleading won't work?

:(

Nope

[Maine Finn]

Okay then. I know what to do.

[Jack Mehoff]

Okay then. I know what to do.


http://digilander.libero.it/katalog/emo/Simpa/forum_simp0059.gif

[Maine Finn]

"Please step out of your vehicle, sir. Put your hands against the car."

:)

"You are under arrest for possession of drug paraphenalia. You have the right to remain silent...."

:P

Never underestimate the power of female police officers.

:lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

"Please step out of your vehicle, sir. Put your hands against the car."

:)

"You are under arrest for possession of drug paraphenalia. You have the right to remain silent...."

:P

Never underestimate the power of female police officers.

:lol:


This is my version

"Please step out of your vehicle, punk. Put your ****ing hands against the car."



"You are under arrest for possession of drug paraphenalia. You have the right to remain STFU...."

"Punk, do not move..*bang bang bang bang bang bang* reload *bang bang bang bang bang bang*

Never underestimate the power of male police officers.

[Maine Finn]

New York cop, huh?

:P

There's a little thing called "finesse".... it tends to lessen the number of altercations....

Of course, if the cowboy wants to slug it out, I'll be more than happy to oblige him.

[FallenAngel]

There's a little thing called "finesse".... it tends to lessen the number of altercations....


I think Jack's idea of "finesse" is to let the guy get a running head start. Ya know...make it sportin'.

If it's a hot girl....he'll take bribes in the form of ****** favors p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

Maine Finn,

Are you anti Americans? Every Finn on this forum and other forums i have visited are hard core anti Americans

[Midtown]

Go here:

http://fightingtech.tripod.com/collegelife/index.html

shoulda used the Picture Timer, Mirror photos are for tools! :D

[Herrmannek]

Starange nooone asked for your bikini pics...
Main Finn can we get some?

[Guttorm]

Maine Finn,

Are you anti Americans? Every Finn on this forum and other forums i have visited are hard core anti Americans

I thought she WAS american... With finnish.... Errm... Ancestors.... :)

[Maine Finn]

Yeah, that's right. I thought "Maine Finn" was sufficient to explain that.

I'm not necessarily anti-American, I'm more anti-"Let's Do What We Want And Justify It Later". It seems (to me) to be the mentality in Washington at the moment. That said, I'm not really up-to-date on what's going on, not having a TV to watch 24/7. The best I can do is read the Portland Press Herald every monring.

Hermannek - you don't want bikini pictures.... they're.... bad....
Besides the fact that I don't own one to begin with....

:roll:

[Maine Finn]

However, I might be persuaded to produce other types of pictures... not ****, mind you, but others.

(Right now, I'm only wearing a towel. How does that grab you boys?)

p-)

[USMarine3521]

However, I might be persuaded to produce other types of pictures... not ****, mind you, but others.

(Right now, I'm only wearing a towel. How does that grab you boys?)

p-)

absolutely :lol:

[redhawk_six]

Criminal Justice.

"Licence and registration, please..."

heh, that was mine too.... think my run in with the police yesterday changed my mind... got into a traffic accident, a bad one, no one was hurt, but both cars were totalled. The traffic officer "taking my statement" conducted himself like he was interogating a mass murderer! He was strongly pressing me and leading me, trying to get me to say it was all my fault, that I wasn't paying any attention. I was still in shock from the accident, and it was my first accident ever, and the first time I had been questioned by the police, so I was quite scared and upset as you can imagine. But, I stuck to what I could remember of the accident, that I came around a blind corner to see traffic backed up right to the corner, braked to avoid hitting the car in front of me, hydroplaned, and was hit by an oncoming van. There was nothing I could do, no time to react, and I was paying attention. The officer probably just assumed since I'm young that I was driving recklessly. I got a $368 ticket for driving with undo care and attention. I'm fighting it. By the time he got there, all the witnesses had taken off, with out giving any info, the fire crews had left, the cars had been towed away, and the only evidence of an accident was a few peices of broken glass on the side of the road.

Don't worry about the guys on here, half of them are pre-pubensent kids who wouldn't know what to do with a girl. They're all harmless. :lol:

[A Soldier]

Jack you can do better than her, she is spoken for anyways wonder what he looks like ? ;)

[A Soldier]

You wouldn't be able to arrest me, just trust me on it.

[Maine Finn]

Want to try me? A PR-24 is my best friend....

[A Soldier]

Yeah I would, you would prolly call in back up b/c my best friends are http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling/dumbasses4.jpg ;)
but if I gave you some cuffs and even maybe pepper spray, you won't arrest me ;)

[Maine Finn]

No, probably not. It would be just "active detention" then...

Back-up? What's that?

Back-up = PR-24 or the trusty sidearm. I'd prefer the '24.

[California Joe]

Monadnock PR-24. Nice. Simmah don nah. No need to affect a TP level of hard around here.

Um Soldier, she didn't call you Francis. Quit flexing.

[Skaman]

However, I might be persuaded to produce other types of pictures... not ****, mind you, but others.

(Right now, I'm only wearing a towel. How does that grab you boys?)

p-)

please dont....

[gaz]

However, I might be persuaded to produce other types of pictures... not ****, mind you, but others.

(Right now, I'm only wearing a towel. How does that grab you boys?)

p-)

please dont....

I think my spleen just exploded from laughing so hard... :lol:

[California Joe]

Really, who needs a spleen anyway.

[gaz]

I'm already lving without a liver.

I was in a pub and it told me "B**locks to you mate" and was last seen heading for a fire exit howling at the moon.

[California Joe]

Damn sissy liver. Mine is like Keith Richard's.

[gaz]

So it's the size and consistency of a rugby ball?

Classy.

[Trigger]

...and over 80 years old. :P

[Maine Finn]

However, I might be persuaded to produce other types of pictures... not ****, mind you, but others.

(Right now, I'm only wearing a towel. How does that grab you boys?)

p-)

please dont....


Problem with a joke, ducimus?

[gaz]

There is also a Colombian drug cartel waiting for it, once Joe dies they'll cut it up into pieces and start shipping it into the Florida Keys..

[Skaman]

However, I might be persuaded to produce other types of pictures... not ****, mind you, but others.

(Right now, I'm only wearing a towel. How does that grab you boys?)

p-)

please dont....


Problem with a joke, ducimus?

Even if it is a 'joke', the thought of that makes my stomach churn.

[Trigger]

I'm sure the feeling is mutual everytime you post duc.

[Maine Finn]

Then don't read this thread anymore... it's not that difficult, really.

I don't see anybody else posting to this thread having problems with what I said.
Sorry if it was offensive. But I'm not going to behave just because one person was upset or whatever.

[Skaman]

http://fightingtech.tripod.com/collegelife/index.html

Thanks, but no thanks.

[Skaman]

Then don't read this thread anymore... it's not that difficult, really.

I don't see anybody else posting to this thread having problems with what I said.
Sorry if it was offensive. But I'm not going to behave just because one person was upset or whatever.


I am not upset more so repulsed. You asked if anyone wanted to see you in a towel. Joke or not, you have your answer.

[Trigger]

Maine Finn just ignore 'do-me-in-the-ass19' he's the local idiot and his adult diaper need changing again.

[Maine Finn]

Really? I wasn't aware I was "advertising" myself in anyway. The thread I posted that to was about showing pictures of yourself to laugh at and comment on, not receive offers or the like.

To be honest, if I was a guy, I wouldn't date the person in that picture. It's absolutely hideous.

There, have I appealed to your skewed sense of honour?

[Herrmannek]

He is sad noone asked him for naked pic :)

[Maine Finn]

I'm done degrading myself now. Stay off this thread if you have issues with some harmless fun.

[Trigger]

Then don't read this thread anymore... it's not that difficult, really.

I don't see anybody else posting to this thread having problems with what I said.
Sorry if it was offensive. But I'm not going to behave just because one person was upset or whatever.


I am not upset more so repulsed. You asked if anyone wanted to see you in a towel. Joke or not, you have your answer.

Yeah we all know what a 'looker' you are ****nose.
You are the reason for all the 'ugly stick' jokes in the world.

[Skaman]

Really? I wasn't aware I was "advertising" myself in anyway. The thread I posted that to was about showing pictures of yourself to laugh at and comment on, not receive offers or the like.

To be honest, if I was a guy, I wouldn't date the person in that picture. It's absolutely hideous.

There, have I appealed to your skewed sense of honour?



However, I might be persuaded to produce other types of pictures... not ****, mind you, but others.

(Right now, I'm only wearing a towel. How does that grab you boys?)



I gave you an answer, simple as that. If it’s not the answer you wanted to hear, well, I am sorry.

[Skaman]

Then don't read this thread anymore... it's not that difficult, really.

I don't see anybody else posting to this thread having problems with what I said.
Sorry if it was offensive. But I'm not going to behave just because one person was upset or whatever.


I am not upset more so repulsed. You asked if anyone wanted to see you in a towel. Joke or not, you have your answer.

Yeah we all know what a 'looker' you are ****nose.
You are the reason for all the 'ugly stick' jokes in the world.


Says the mysterious sailor boy.

[Maine Finn]

I'm sorry... but I have to say it.

I said "boys". I didn't say "children".

It always didn't require a response. It was more rhetorical than anything. I'm not the type of person to do that. I do have some self-respect.

[Trigger]

ducimus19 wrote:

I gave you an answer, simple as that. If it’s not the answer you wanted to hear, well, I am sorry.
It's a well known fact that nobody wants to hear what you have to say, you just seem to be ignorant of it.

Carry on. I'm enjoying watching you try to beat up a girl.

[Maine Finn]

Trigger.... d'you think I should dig out the boxing gloves, or just pull out the trusty old '24 and "advise" him of his rights?

[Dalleer]

Unnh, Maine Finn is a girl?

Just signed in, actually...

[Skaman]

It's a well known fact that nobody wants to hear what you have to say, you just seem to be ignorant of it.

Carry on. I'm enjoying watching you try to beat up a girl.



You seem preety sure of yourself.

[Maine Finn]

Why? You want some anger too?

;)

[Dalleer]

Why? You want some anger too?

;)

Uhhm, me?

No, I love girls. Really.

[Trigger]

Then don't read this thread anymore... it's not that difficult, really.

I don't see anybody else posting to this thread having problems with what I said.
Sorry if it was offensive. But I'm not going to behave just because one person was upset or whatever.


I am not upset more so repulsed. You asked if anyone wanted to see you in a towel. Joke or not, you have your answer.

Yeah we all know what a 'looker' you are ****nose.
You are the reason for all the 'ugly stick' jokes in the world.


Says the mysterious sailor boy.
Typical.
Whenever I start pinging ****head19 he starts blubbering about sailors, cuz everyone knows I was in the Navy and all sailors are gay an' stuff.

When you're done sniffing your sister's panties duc, try finding some fresh material.
You're weak.

[Maine Finn]

Okay. You and I will get along just fine then.

[Skaman]

Why? You want some anger too?

;)


Sigh. Keep your towel on and have 'fun'

I am sure you will appeal to Trigger and the bunch.

But, I am done.

[Herrmannek]

I'm sorry... but I have to say it.

I said "boys". I didn't say "children".

It always didn't require a response. It was more rhetorical than anything. I'm not the type of person to do that. I do have some self-respect.

:( ... Let's back to topic....what towel color?.... p-)

[Maine Finn]

I will, thank you. And in case you missed it, I'm dressed now.

And it's nice to have guys stick up for me for once... it gets tiresome defending myself by myself all the time.

[Trigger]

It's a well known fact that nobody wants to hear what you have to say, you just seem to be ignorant of it.

Carry on. I'm enjoying watching you try to beat up a girl.



You seem preety sure of yourself.

You seem 'preety' illiterate as ever.

Good riddance.

[Maine Finn]

Um... it's sort of a teal blue... really fuzzy....

[Maine Finn]

Jack you can do better than her, she is spoken for anyways wonder what he looks like ? ;)

http://www.joshgroban.com/images/p_10.jpg
He's pretty.
:D

woot

[Herrmannek]

BTW...PR Tip: Maine Fin lets smile when you will make towel photo :)....
Bad Idea:
http://appmodels.homestead.com/files/A_IMG_4723_sh.jpg
God Idea:
http://appmodels.homestead.com/files/A_IMG_4484_c_sh_cr.jpg

[farmgirl]

I will, thank you. And in case you missed it, I'm dressed now.

And it's nice to have guys stick up for me for once... it gets tiresome defending myself by myself all the time.


Sorry I wasn't around for this MF.... I'd have been glad to tell ducimus yet again what an ass he is.... but it looks like Trig took good care of you. He's sweet like that..... ;)

[California Joe]

He's not sweet. He's a bigger perv than me. He's a white slaver you know. Yup. Like Huggy Bear.

[Maine Finn]

You didn't miss much... just a little child whining because the adults were making jokes.
:P

[farmgirl]

He's not sweet. He's a bigger perv than me. He's a white slaver you know. Yup. Like Huggy Bear.


no one is a bigger perv than you baby..... p-)

[California Joe]

Wellllllllll, OK. Thanks pookie.

[Trigger]

He's not sweet. He's a bigger perv than me. He's a white slaver you know. Yup. Like Huggy Bear.
Thanks Starsky :D

Now...where be my beyatches at?

[California Joe]

Anytime pal. We coo like dat.

[Tane Angle]

Looks like I missed all the fun, but welcome to our humble aslyum, Maine Finn. As I'm sure you've learned by now, you have to keep an eye on some of the folks around here. *looks in California Joe's direction* Not to name names though. p-)

By the way, California Joe, can I call you C-Unit now?

[Maine Finn]

They seem all right to me... just took a little bit of crowd control.
Luckily, I didn't have to "advise" anyone of their rights.
*holds up PR-24* <-- It's my best friend. p-)


Thanks. It's nice to have to place to keep coming back to.


woot

[Jack Mehoff]

I'm sorry... but I have to say it.

I said "boys". I didn't say "children".

It always didn't require a response. It was more rhetorical than anything. I'm not the type of person to do that. I do have some self-respect.

Don't mind dicamus19, he's not very right in the head

http://home.zonnet.nl/forum_spam2/user_related/misc/images/0010.jpg

[California Joe]

They seem all right to me... just took a little bit of crowd control.
Luckily, I didn't have to "advise" anyone of their rights.
*holds up PR-24* <-- It's my best friend. p-)


Thanks. It's nice to have to place to keep coming back to.


woot

referring to a giant black phallic symbol, with a handle no less, as your "best friend" is disturbing. But I'm sure Jack would film it for a price.

[gaz]

I'm quite upset.

I'm yet to be asked if I'm a girl.

I'm nota girl, but I'm still upset.

[Maine Finn]

:|

Umm.... I only use it when I need to "advise" people...

[California Joe]

I'm thinking of filming a Crying Game sequel. Are you a girl gaz?

[gaz]

I've given myself a probing and it seems I am in fact not a girl, but neither was Buffalo Bill and it didn't stop him.

[Durandal]

This is a big suprise?

[memphiz]

He's not sweet. He's a bigger perv than me. He's a white slaver you know. Yup. Like Huggy Bear.


no one is a bigger perv than you baby..... p-)
oh yeah...
*whips it out*
'sup babe, 'ow you doin' ;)

[Guttorm]

Then don't read this thread anymore... it's not that difficult, really.

I don't see anybody else posting to this thread having problems with what I said.
Sorry if it was offensive. But I'm not going to behave just because one person was upset or whatever.


I am not upset more so repulsed. You asked if anyone wanted to see you in a towel. Joke or not, you have your answer.

Yeah we all know what a 'looker' you are ****nose.
You are the reason for all the 'ugly stick' jokes in the world.


Says the mysterious sailor boy.
Typical.
Whenever I start pinging ****head19 he starts blubbering about sailors, cuz everyone knows I was in the Navy and all sailors are gay an' stuff.


I'm getting kinda tired of the gay sailor jokes too...
SO STOP IT EVERYONE!
Or I'll have Maine finn come at you with her PR-24!

:P

[Maine Finn]

p-)

And you don't want that, believe me!! Those things hurt!

[Durandal]

rofl

Damn, I miss all the good threads...

Spending too much time arguing gay marriages and Commanche cuts...

;)

Oh, and Joe, I'll have a special photo in a bit...got pictures of the logs.

(sits back and listens to the silence as everyone thinks... "What!?")

[California Joe]

I understand pal...

"The black wolf runs at midnight" Shhhhhhhhh!

[memphiz]

I understand pal...

"The black wolf runs at midnight" Shhhhhhhhh!
i understand http://kosumo.faereal.net/random/feedme.jpg
me>http://kosumo.faereal.net/random/smashhead.gif

[Salty Dog]

you people are so ****ed up... :P

[Vance]

WTF meph? lmao

[Maine Finn]

I'm just a little scared now.

[memphiz]

WTF meph? lmao
(now i know how Evan feels :| )

rofl rofl its a funny picture, it makes no sence like CJ and Durandl

[California Joe]

Oh we make sense. We make plenty of sense.


It's all about the wood.

[memphiz]

Oh we make sense. We make plenty of sense.


It's all about the wood.
i see http://kosumo.faereal.net/random/catplode3.gif

[Durandal]

rofl

[Maine Finn]

Beware, gentlemen... I now have a certified Attack Zebra.

http://fightingtech.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/az.jpg

He's vicious and doesn't care who he bites.

:D

[Maine Finn]

****.

<Edit> Yay! First star!

[usa320]

Its threads like this that have scared my girlfriend away from computers forever.

rofl

Whats the big deal if a girl wants to come here and post- shouldnt be any different than a dude posting.

[Maine Finn]

Ooops...

*bows*

p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

Its threads like this that have scared my girlfriend away from computers forever.

rofl

Whats the big deal if a girl wants to come here and post- shouldnt be any different than a dude posting.

They smell better

[Maine Finn]

If you say so... I must admit I like the way a couple of guys I know smell... but that's just me.... ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

If you say so... I must admit I like the way a couple of guys I know smell... but that's just me.... ;)

I smell OK. Want a sniff?

[Maine Finn]

*grins* You're all right... :P

[memphiz]

i smell like cotten candy, and sometimes like flowers ;) :D

[California Joe]

You smell like old underpants and flaming hot cheetos playa.

[Maine Finn]

I like flowers!!

:lol:

One of the guys I know... I don't know how to describe it, but he just smells nice... it's sorta comforting... like the last time I saw him, I was in a bad way and I just sort of wanted to sit there and have him hold me.

I miss him.

:(

[Jack Mehoff]

My wife gets turn on everytime i got back from a run and my shirt soak with sweat

[memphiz]

You smell like old underpants and flaming hot cheetos playa.
if old underpants smell like cotten candy, and flaming hot cheetos? smell like flowers, then yes i do :)