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Geezah
03-09-2006, 11:30 AM
TRADITIONAL nursery rhymes are being rewritten at nursery schools to avoid causing offence to children.

Instead of singing “Baa baa, black sheep” as generations of children have learnt to do, toddlers in Oxfordshire are being taught to sing “Baa baa, rainbow sheep”.

The move, which critics will seize on as an example of political correctness, was made after the nurseries decided to re-evaluate their approach to equal opportunities.

Stuart Chamberlain, manager of the Family Centre in Abingdon and the Sure Start centre in Sutton Courtenay, Oxfordshire, told the local Courier Journal newspaper: “We have taken the equal opportunities approach to everything we do.

“This is fairly standard across nurseries. We are following stringent equal opportunities rules. No one should feel pointed out because of their race, gender or anything else.”

In keeping with the new approach, teachers at the nurseries have reportedly also changed the ending of Humpty Dumpty so as not to upset the children and dropped the seven dwarfs from the title of Snow White.

A spokesman for Ofsted, the watchdog which inspects Sure Start centres, confirmed that centres are expected to “have regard to anti-discrimination good practice” and that staff should “actively promote equality of opportunity”.

Gervase Duffield, a Conservative district councillor representing Sutton Courtenay and Appleford, denounced the ban as ridiculous.

“It’s the sort of thing that people continually do nowadays — it’s become something of a curse,” he said. “Why do people waste time and money doing this sort of thing when there are far more important things to think about when it comes to educating our children?”

A mother whose daughter attends the Sure Start nursery at the Family Centre in Abingdon, who did not want to be named, said parents had been astonished by the change.

“Baa Baa, Black Sheep has been one of the most well-known nursery rhymes for generations. For people to come along and fiddle with it is ridiculous. What on earth is a rainbow sheep anyway?

“I’ve spoken to other parents about it and none of us has ever heard of anyone getting offended by the words ‘black sheep’.”

This is not the first time, however, that the nursery rhyme — written in 1744 satirising the taxes imposed on wool exports — has fallen foul of political correctness. In 2000 Birmingham City Council tried to ban the rhyme, after claiming that it was racist and portrayed negative stereotypes. The council rescinded the ban after black parents said it was ludicrous.

Last year, a nursery school in Aberdeen caused uproar, when teachers changed the lyrics to “Baa baa, happy sheep”.

Margaret Morrissey, of the National Confederation of Parent Teachers Association, said: “It’s really sad. Children for generations have loved and enjoyed nursery rhymes and it’s very sad if adult political correctness doesn’t allow them to grow up in an unbiased world.”

A DfES spokesperson said: “We don’t support this approach to the teaching of traditional nursery rhymes, but any such decision would be taken locally.”


Link (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2073043,00.html)

Baa Baa Happy Sheep..........WTF:(

Hydro
03-09-2006, 11:34 AM
It's obvious. The rainbow sheep is gay. Nursery school now caters for all alternative lifestyles.

Thor
03-09-2006, 11:39 AM
If this is the same song as I think it is.. Then we sing it "Baa baa, white sheep".

Geezah
03-09-2006, 11:51 AM
It's obvious. The rainbow sheep is gay. Nursery school now caters for all alternative lifestyles.

I nearly wrote that, but I thought I would get a nasty stare from the Mods for writing Baa Baa Queer Sheep;)

The song was written in 1744, it's part of history, it's beyond me why this arsehats want to rewrite history, bloody shocking.

Pindeho
03-09-2006, 01:03 PM
This is bloody ridiculous, My nephew was not allowed to organise a christmas party. Now thay want to change a song which I've been singing as a little *censored**censored**censored**censored*e running round the playground.

Hydro
03-09-2006, 01:18 PM
I think the song is referring to the fact that the black sheep were sought after because they were fairly rare, and therefore the wool was worth more. So there are no negative connotations. It's not like the song writer is saying "HA, you're black, go back to Compton field and stop taking our jobs and our ewes".

Why the hell does anything with the word black in it have to have racial meanings? Some people are idiots, and read far to much into things.

marine.skin
03-09-2006, 02:38 PM
the song is about a damn sheep,not a person.its just elected dopes being PC.

Geezah
03-09-2006, 02:51 PM
I think the song is referring to the fact that the black sheep were sought after because they were fairly rare, and therefore the wool was worth more. So there are no negative connotations. It's not like the song writer is saying "HA, you're black, go back to Compton field and stop taking our jobs and our ewes".

Why the hell does anything with the word black in it have to have racial meanings? Some people are idiots, and read far to much into things.

But it doesn't stop there, the 7 Dwarfs have been dropped and I guess Humpty Dumpty won't be falling off a wall any time soon.

Hydro
03-09-2006, 03:33 PM
I guess "Snow White and the 7 pintsized mong babies" won't go down well then? :)


RE: Humpty Dumpty, I heard on another forum that it's being changed to:


Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Humpty Dumpty sued the property owner and got fifty grand compo through Accident Claims Direct. Call now for free legal advice on how YOU can claim justice.

joe mama
03-09-2006, 03:44 PM
...Why the hell does anything with the word black in it have to have racial meanings? Some people are idiots, and read far to much into things.

Reminds me of the story i read about a politician of some kind (city council or school council or something like that) who used the word "niggardly" during budget discussions and at least one, possibly several, of the other politicians got offended. Morons.

EsoognomEhT
03-09-2006, 06:10 PM
"niggardly"


wtf does that mean?! lol

sir-chimp
03-09-2006, 06:15 PM
jesus christ,

the fine line between fascism and political correctness is treaded once again :roll:

mi35d
03-09-2006, 06:26 PM
Many years ago, there was an episode of "The Real World" where the Asian woman who was training to be a doctor said that when she was growing up she stopped using the word, "Oriental" to describe herself because she found out it means "a small object" and it was offensive.

Here was a future doctor and she didn't know the difference between "oriental" and "ORNAMENTAL". Typical example of how the PC morons distort a word's meaning.

king_nothing100
03-09-2006, 08:58 PM
Why the hell does anything with the word black in it have to have racial meanings? Some people are idiots, and read far to much into things.

Blackboard is the one that grips my shît. If you look at what it is, which is; a board that is painted black, thus a blackboard.

EsoognomEhT
03-09-2006, 09:46 PM
Chalkboard, penboard!

rofl

joe mama
03-09-2006, 09:56 PM
wtf does that mean?! lol

nig·gard·ly adj.
1 Grudging and petty in giving or spending.
2 Meanly small; scanty or meager: left the waiter a niggardly tip

They were having a discussion about budgets and stuff and he said something to the effect of "lets not be niggardly about this part of the budget" and some idiot thought it must have somethig to do with the dreaded n word. You'd think that a politician at that level would at least have a decent enough vocabulary to either know what it meant or at least not assume what it was if they didn't know. I only barely remember learning it long ago and probably only remember it now because of the story.

TheStorm
03-09-2006, 11:02 PM
I'm part black, and even I think this is stupid.

soprano
03-10-2006, 12:42 AM
"niggardly"


thats a HILARIOUS WORD I love it lol:)

oregongrunt
03-10-2006, 03:09 AM
Do they still sing Jimmy Crack Corn?

joshfox0
03-10-2006, 07:23 AM
Bah Bah Racial equality sheep.
Bah Bah Racial superiority sheep.
Bah Bah nuclear test sheep.

Seriously we eneed to stop patronising communitys by banning things that might be offensive to them if they want to get somthign changed i'm sure they can do it themselves and aslong as they get a democratic majority on their side then they can change it. enough of this hypocritical PC bull*censored**censored**censored**censored*

Pindeho
03-10-2006, 08:09 AM
I think the song is referring to the fact that the black sheep were sought after because they were fairly rare, and therefore the wool was worth more. So there are no negative connotations. It's not like the song writer is saying "HA, you're black, go back to Compton field and stop taking our jobs and our ewes".

Why the hell does anything with the word black in it have to have racial meanings? Some people are idiots, and read far to much into things.

Mate we live in a society of pacifists, equality freaks, lamers, people who have too much time on their hands, the unemployed, the radical and finally the village idiots whom we see many of in many places.:roll: