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pinkeye
03-05-2004, 10:33 AM
Wouldn't You Like to Meet This Guy?


BERLIN (*******) - A German court rejected a legal bid on Friday by an unemployed man who wanted the state to provide him with free ****ography and trips to brothels because his wife is in Thailand.



The court in the southern town of Ansbach ruled that social services did not extend to satisfying the 43-year-old's ****** needs after he attempted to sue his local welfare office because it had refused to finance his appetite for prostitutes and ****.


"He wanted them to pay for four trips to the brothel a month, eight **** films a month, plus condoms," said court spokesman Peter Burgdorf. "He also wanted some sort of appliance for self-gratification to use when watching ****."


The man had earlier asked the Foreign Ministry to fly his wife back from her native Thailand, to which she had returned in 2002, saying that he could not afford the ticket.


"He said he needed the services to keep himself fit and healthy because his wife wasn't available," said Burgdorf. "Now he's planning to contest the decision in the court of appeal."

Brandon
03-05-2004, 11:19 AM
Un-freakin-real. What a jerk-off! :backhand:

Resevoir Hogs
03-05-2004, 12:00 PM
LMAO WTF?
he sued the gov for for not providing free bjs!?
What a wanker

DANJANOU
03-05-2004, 12:52 PM
What a jerk-off!

LITERALLY!

Mechanical Ambush
03-05-2004, 01:32 PM
I think that is a valid argument...............I had a girl friend in Vietnam (didnt know it at the time) and my govt sent me there to bang her! :bash:

memphiz
03-05-2004, 02:27 PM
I think that is a valid argument...............I had a girl friend in Vietnam (didnt know it at the time) and my govt sent me there to bang her! :bash:
WTF?



"He also wanted some sort of appliance for self-gratification to use when watching ****."
have to ask Seoul what this is ;)