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Jack Mehoff
03-05-2004, 08:11 PM
Yeah, so I'm watching The Man Show, and they did a sketch about topless women across the states, and how they're being mistreated, and how we should all go to strip clubs and contribute to their cause.

So I'm wondering what ya'll think about public nudity. Should people have the right to be naked, in public? I mean we're born that way, right?

Jack Mehoff
03-05-2004, 08:12 PM
My solution: let's get naked. Corpulent people can keep their clothes on.

memphiz
03-05-2004, 08:15 PM
i agree, 'cept what about fat chicks :| i dont want to see that...


*takes off clothes, starts to run...trips over pants*
ouch

Maine Finn
03-05-2004, 08:16 PM
:D
Guess I should keep my clothes on then, huh?

Jack Mehoff
03-05-2004, 08:18 PM
:D
Guess I should keep my clothes on then, huh?

You're OK

memphiz
03-05-2004, 08:20 PM
:D
Guess I should keep my clothes on then, huh?
why your not fat, when i say fat i mean like when they sit on a chair it dissapears

Maine Finn
03-05-2004, 08:20 PM
*looks down* No, I don't think so... I'm getting fat just sitting around my dorm room. There's still ice on the ground, so I can't go out running every night until it goes away.

*cries* Make the blubber go away!!!

Jack Mehoff
03-05-2004, 08:21 PM
*looks down* No, I don't think so... I'm getting fat just sitting around my dorm room. There's still ice on the ground, so I can't go out running every night until it goes away.

*cries* Make the blubber go away!!!

A gym?

memphiz
03-05-2004, 08:22 PM
like i dont want to see this walking around
http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-52.jpg

Maine Finn
03-05-2004, 08:25 PM
*looks down* No, I don't think so... I'm getting fat just sitting around my dorm room. There's still ice on the ground, so I can't go out running every night until it goes away.

*cries* Make the blubber go away!!!

A gym?

The nearest gym is in Portland... the one they have here on campus.... well I'd rather not use it.

I don't have a vehicle either, so getting there would be a bit of trick.

*cries*

I'm always on the wrong side of the bloody river!!

Ratamacue
03-05-2004, 08:25 PM
Yeah, so I'm watching The Man Show, and they did a sketch about topless women across the states, and how they're being mistreated, and how we should all go to strip clubs and contribute to their cause.

So I'm wondering what ya'll think about public nudity. Should people have the right to be naked, in public? I mean we're born that way, right?

No complaints here.

Jack Mehoff
03-05-2004, 08:29 PM
*looks down* No, I don't think so... I'm getting fat just sitting around my dorm room. There's still ice on the ground, so I can't go out running every night until it goes away.

*cries* Make the blubber go away!!!

A gym?

The nearest gym is in Portland... the one they have here on campus.... well I'd rather not use it.

I don't have a vehicle either, so getting there would be a bit of trick.

*cries*

I'm always on the wrong side of the bloody river!!

$79 for this from Walmart. I'm going to pick this up tonight. I'm a wuss, i don't like to run in 4 feet of snow either

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/96/36/29/46/0096362946001_500X500.jpg

Maine Finn
03-05-2004, 08:33 PM
I have no problems running through snow, but that's only when other people are around so if one of my knees lets go, there's help with yelling or radio distance. Around here, it gets deserted at night.

And, I have no job. I'm going to try to get one at the Mall working as security.

ChuckThunder
03-05-2004, 08:36 PM
like i dont want to see this walking around
http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-52.jpg

Wanna see the most disturbing thing in the world?

http://ebaumsworld.com/milkshake.html I was browsing the weekly update on ebaums as I always do and did not expect something so nasty. :oops:

Kungfujoe
03-05-2004, 08:36 PM
Maine,
You need some ski's or some snowshoes! Great workout! I loved it when I was stationed in Maine, beautiful state!

Maine Finn
03-05-2004, 08:39 PM
Maine,
You need some ski's or some snowshoes! Great workout! I loved it when I was stationed in Maine, beautiful state!

I have snowshoes, but there isn't enough snow where I am right now for it to be any fun. Now, up in the County, it's an entirely different story... four feet up there at least. I wish I was back there now, breaking trail and bushwhacking...

I'm a hardcore outdoorsman, can you tell?

Ratamacue
03-05-2004, 08:39 PM
like i dont want to see this walking around
http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-52.jpg

Wanna see the most disturbing thing in the world?

http://ebaumsworld.com/milkshake.html I was browsing the weekly update on ebaums as I always do and did not expect something so nasty. :oops:

I'm scarred for life. :(

ChuckThunder
03-05-2004, 08:40 PM
like i dont want to see this walking around
http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-52.jpg

Wanna see the most disturbing thing in the world?

http://ebaumsworld.com/milkshake.html I was browsing the weekly update on ebaums as I always do and did not expect something so nasty. :oops:

I'm scarred for life. :(

Me too. :(

Falco
03-05-2004, 08:44 PM
like i dont want to see this walking around
http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-52.jpg

Wanna see the most disturbing thing in the world?

http://ebaumsworld.com/milkshake.html I was browsing the weekly update on ebaums as I always do and did not expect something so nasty. :oops:

I'm scarred for life. :(

Me too. :(

Damn ...

Vance
03-05-2004, 08:46 PM
It's funny how you guys click on something labelled 'the most disturbing thing in the world' and are surpised when you are scarred for life. :cantbeli:

memphiz
03-05-2004, 08:53 PM
like i dont want to see this walking around
http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-52.jpg

Wanna see the most disturbing thing in the world?

http://ebaumsworld.com/milkshake.html I was browsing the weekly update on ebaums as I always do and did not expect something so nasty. :oops:
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...*deep breath*...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
OMFG
*dies*

Maine Finn
03-05-2004, 08:59 PM
:hug:

Don't die.

USMarine3521
03-05-2004, 09:02 PM
well ok im not going to click on the link so can someone save us and just describe what you saw???

Vance
03-05-2004, 09:05 PM
:hug:

Don't die.
Yoouuurrre nooooot helpiiiiing

memphiz
03-05-2004, 09:06 PM
:hug:

Don't die.
Yoouuurrre nooooot helpiiiiing
thanks Maine Finn

*kicks Vance in balls*

Vance
03-05-2004, 09:07 PM
http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif

Finn: :hug:

Maine Finn
03-05-2004, 09:08 PM
:hug:

Don't die.
Yoouuurrre nooooot helpiiiiing

Vance - don't make me sic my Attack Zebra on you!

Vance
03-05-2004, 09:09 PM
:( Sowwy!!

*Runs*

Maine Finn
03-05-2004, 09:09 PM
"Down, Zebra, down!"

It's safe now. You can stop hiding.

;)

basket of soft kittens
03-05-2004, 09:10 PM
oh my lord...........my eyes my beatiful eyes...........they burn!!!!!!!!!!

Vance
03-05-2004, 09:11 PM
*Carefully comes from behind a bush, holding a stick in hand*

memphiz
03-05-2004, 09:11 PM
"Down, Zebra, down!"

It's safe now. You can stop hiding.

;)
*finds Vance, open hand slaps him in the ear* :)

Maine Finn
03-05-2004, 09:12 PM
"Sit, Zebra. Stay."

Vance
03-05-2004, 09:12 PM
"Down, Zebra, down!"

It's safe now. You can stop hiding.

;)
*finds Vance, open hand slaps him in the ear* :)
Hop off, bitch!

memphiz
03-05-2004, 09:14 PM
"Down, Zebra, down!"

It's safe now. You can stop hiding.

;)
*finds Vance, open hand slaps him in the ear* :)
Hop off, bitch!
*slaps the other ear*

Vance
03-05-2004, 09:18 PM
"Down, Zebra, down!"

It's safe now. You can stop hiding.

;)
*finds Vance, open hand slaps him in the ear* :)
Hop off, bitch!
*slaps the other ear*
*Punches memphiz in the nose* I said hop off.

Maine Finn
03-05-2004, 09:18 PM
Boys!! Stop fighting or you're BOTH going to the woodshed, do you hear me?!

:bash:

Durandal
03-05-2004, 09:20 PM
I am down on public nudity...

Even more so on private nudity....

memphiz
03-05-2004, 09:20 PM
"Down, Zebra, down!"

It's safe now. You can stop hiding.

;)
*finds Vance, open hand slaps him in the ear* :)
Hop off, bitch!
*slaps the other ear*
*Punches memphiz in the nose* I said hop off.
*gets Haiw to help curb stop Vance*
hows my boot taste BIATCH!! :D

Durandal
03-05-2004, 09:26 PM
Boys!! Stop fighting or you're BOTH going to the woodshed, do you hear me?!

:bash:

If by "woodshed" you mean, the nudist colony with nothing but super models and slutty goth girls...

Then, I've been bad also.

memphiz
03-05-2004, 09:27 PM
Boys!! Stop fighting or you're BOTH going to the woodshed, do you hear me?!

:bash:

If by "woodshed" you mean, the nudist colony with nothing but super models and slutty goth girls...

Then, I've been bad also.
:D

California Joe
03-05-2004, 09:28 PM
Dawson? You and Pacey need to let Main Finn alone now. Shes a virgin.

basket of soft kittens
03-05-2004, 09:30 PM
me too!!! me too !!! ive been bad to ! .....but... will their be finger sandwiches in the woodshed
:D

Maine Finn
03-05-2004, 09:31 PM
Dawson? You and Pacey need to let Main Finn alone now. Shes a virgin.
So? It doesn't mean I can't flirt!

Haiw
03-05-2004, 09:59 PM
It means 'Uncle Joe' wants a 'sample' first.

California Joe
03-05-2004, 10:02 PM
Always with the dirty talk Haiw. Wash your friggin' cockholster out with soap.

AK-Lover
03-05-2004, 10:09 PM
COCKHOLSTER! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Guttorm
03-05-2004, 10:41 PM
Always with the dirty talk Haiw. Wash your friggin' cockholster out with soap.


weeeell, I for one think Haiw has been a bit on the lazy side latly.
Might have to get maine finn use her night stick on him to shape him up.

Been busy latly Haiw?

buckeyedoc
03-05-2004, 11:21 PM
like i dont want to see this walking around
http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-52.jpg

Wanna see the most disturbing thing in the world?

http://ebaumsworld.com/milkshake.html I was browsing the weekly update on ebaums as I always do and did not expect something so nasty. :oops:

Chuck,
:-*$ That's for you showing posting that link. That was just f-ing sick.

Durandal
03-06-2004, 02:49 AM
So? It doesn't mean I can't flirt!

Hold on one minute now...

Who says a Virgin cannot flirt?

03-06-2004, 03:40 AM
if everyone woman was naked all the time, what would you look forward too? :lol:

Fargin
03-06-2004, 05:13 AM
Philosophy for drunks 101:

An ugly naked chick, is still naked

Haiw
03-06-2004, 10:31 AM
Always with the dirty talk Haiw. Wash your friggin' cockholster out with soap.


weeeell, I for one think Haiw has been a bit on the lazy side latly.
Might have to get maine finn use her night stick on him to shape him up.

Been busy latly Haiw?
Yeah I've been kinda busy trying to find a job lately... boo for bad economic times. :|

California Joe
03-06-2004, 10:39 AM
Good luck with that pal.

Maine Finn
03-06-2004, 10:44 AM
Always with the dirty talk Haiw. Wash your friggin' cockholster out with soap.


weeeell, I for one think Haiw has been a bit on the lazy side latly.
Might have to get maine finn use her night stick on him to shape him up.

Been busy latly Haiw?
Yeah I've been kinda busy trying to find a job lately... boo for bad economic times. :|

There's almost always openings for security officers... maybe you should try looking there... that's what I'm doing.

Haiw
03-06-2004, 10:52 AM
I'm too young for that. They're never gonna take a 17-year-old security officer. :|

Thanks CJ.

Hullebullen
03-06-2004, 11:57 AM
That vid was, if anything, one of the best reasons against public nudity. Like, imagine sitting next to her on the bus home from work or school...

Apogee
03-06-2004, 12:42 PM
Philosophy for drunks 101:

An ugly naked chick, is still naked

201 - You can drink ugly away, but you can't drink fat away

perdurabo
03-06-2004, 01:13 PM
all womans are preaty ... until wine is here :D

edit i forgot: Maine finn where are your bikini pic? damni it woman it's tradition you have to obey us and send here your bikini pic!.
And Damn it where is that Nawlins? she got pregnant or something?
arghh p-)

Nondescript
03-06-2004, 01:31 PM
That vid was, if anything, one of the best reasons against public nudity. Like, imagine sitting next to her on the bus home from work or school...

There wouldn't be any room next to her, she, no it, would take up the bus by itself.

I'm going to sue whoever made that video, it has corrupted my young and innocent mind forever and it has left me emotionally scarred.

Oh and the Man Show is the best thing ever, they always bring up the important stuff :| . But I think that being naked everywhere is a bad idea, if women were naked all the time then you wouldn't be able to undress them with your eyes. Sadly we don't get the Man Show here in stupid ass Sweden. The best part is Girls on trampolin. woot

usa320
03-06-2004, 01:33 PM
Should people have the right to be naked, in public?

Good Looking women yes. Everyone else, they need to keep their clothes on.

memphiz
03-06-2004, 03:22 PM
all womans are preaty ... until wine is here :D

edit i forgot: Maine finn where are your bikini pic? damni it woman it's tradition you have to obey us and send here your bikini pic!.
And Damn it where is that Nawlins? she got pregnant or something?
arghh p-)
yes im going to be a daddy :|




Haiw- move to Canada and be a lumberjack ;)

Maine Finn
03-06-2004, 03:24 PM
all womans are preaty ... until wine is here :D

edit i forgot: Maine finn where are your bikini pic? damni it woman it's tradition you have to obey us and send here your bikini pic!.
And Damn it where is that Nawlins? she got pregnant or something?
arghh p-)

You don't want to see my bikini pic, because I don't even own a bikini. I only go swimming when I dump out of my canoe in the middle of a set of rapids, and I'm usually wearing my splash gear then. I can find a pic of that if you want me to.
;)

Rantanplan
03-06-2004, 03:27 PM
all womans are preaty ... until wine is here :D

edit i forgot: Maine finn where are your bikini pic? damni it woman it's tradition you have to obey us and send here your bikini pic!.
And Damn it where is that Nawlins? she got pregnant or something?
arghh p-)
yes im going to be a daddy :|

Haiw- move to Canada and be a lumberjack ;)

I said it before. Nawlins is now dating with Midtown.

http://voy.voyeurweb.com/main/vof09/vs20040223-75811/20040223-75811-7.jpg

Haiw
03-06-2004, 03:36 PM
Haiw- move to Canada and be a lumberjack ;)
If you pay for the tickets...

memphiz
03-06-2004, 03:37 PM
Haiw- move to Canada and be a lumberjack ;)
If you pay for the tickets...
how far away is dutchland?

perdurabo
03-06-2004, 03:40 PM
SHIIITT Memphiz how meany times we have to say to you use the "backdoor" !! or be sure that she taked her pils! :petting:
Rantamplan so with who Nawlins is in pregnant? maybe with FarmGirl? rofl

Haiw
03-06-2004, 03:42 PM
Haiw- move to Canada and be a lumberjack ;)
If you pay for the tickets...
how far away is dutchland?
Just look on the map for Deutschland. ;)

California Joe
03-06-2004, 03:44 PM
all womans are preaty ... until wine is here :D

edit i forgot: Maine finn where are your bikini pic? damni it woman it's tradition you have to obey us and send here your bikini pic!.
And Damn it where is that Nawlins? she got pregnant or something?
arghh p-)
yes im going to be a daddy :|

Haiw- move to Canada and be a lumberjack ;)

I said it before. Nawlins is now dating with Midtown.

http://voy.voyeurweb.com/main/vof09/vs20040223-75811/20040223-75811-7.jpg

If I was Nawlins I'd track you down and kill you most heinously for that.

ChuckThunder
03-06-2004, 03:55 PM
Yeah, so I'm watching The Man Show, and they did a sketch about topless women across the states, and how they're being mistreated, and how we should all go to strip clubs and contribute to their cause.

So I'm wondering what ya'll think about public nudity. Should people have the right to be naked, in public? I mean we're born that way, right?

Did you copy this (http://forum.americasarmy.com/viewtopic.php?t=31030) or did someone copy you?

memphiz
03-06-2004, 03:58 PM
SHIIITT Memphiz how meany times we have to say to you use the "backdoor" !! or be sure that she taked her pils! :petting:
Rantamplan so with who Nawlins is in pregnant? maybe with FarmGirl? rofl
i know :roll:






Haiw- move to Canada and be a lumberjack ;)
If you pay for the tickets...
how far away is dutchland?
Just look on the map for Deutschland. ;)

will do...you can swim cant you? the ocean isnt that big
;)

Maine Finn
03-06-2004, 04:00 PM
"Awww, it's just an widdle pond...."

*really bad Elmur Fudd impression for you all*

memphiz
03-06-2004, 04:02 PM
"Awww, it's just an widdle pond...."

*really bad Elmur Fudd impression for you all*
:lol: plus those wooden shoes float right, so not like you could drown

Haiw
03-06-2004, 04:07 PM
How about you come pick me up and we'll swim to Canada together?

Maine Finn
03-06-2004, 04:07 PM
"Awww, it's just an widdle pond...."

*really bad Elmur Fudd impression for you all*
:lol: plus those wooden shoes float right, so not like you could drown

This is true.

"Row, row, row your shoes..."

MolliG
03-06-2004, 04:13 PM
There's an easier way, just get a nice reliable car, or actually truck. Pack it full of supplies. Drive from Holland (Netherlands), through Germany, Poland, Belarus (or Lithuania and Latvia) to Russia. Have a little break, then drive all the way through Russia till you get to the Bering Sea. Make it over to Alaska then make your way into Canada!

;)

memphiz
03-06-2004, 04:16 PM
How about you come pick me up and we'll swim to Canada together?
ok sounds good, we'll go the way MolliG picked for us... since im Canadian we'll pick up some of my penguin friends and they'll help :)

Maine Finn
03-06-2004, 04:18 PM
Oh, sure, take the easy way out.

;)