View Full Version : It was like brushing my teeth with a vibrator
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 04:35 PM
My new tooth brush. I should have just saved myself a 100 bucks and straped my old toothbrush to a vibrator. It works great though.
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5841/199117140fp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
<Gypsum Fantastic>
03-12-2006, 04:37 PM
A vibrator which you already have?
Macs.
03-12-2006, 04:38 PM
Yes, I have one like that, but more High-Tech.
It is a real pleasure.
Saranof
03-12-2006, 04:40 PM
Less hair though, probly
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 04:44 PM
A vibrator which you already have?
Don't lecture me on tooth care Englishman!
Gauntlet
03-12-2006, 04:45 PM
An electric toothbrush is a sneaky way for naughty little girls to get a vibrator without actually buying one.
Instead you took this the other way around. You bought a vibrator to get an electric toothbrush. How did you build the courage to get one?
Macs.
03-12-2006, 04:45 PM
Don't lecture me on tooth care Englishman!
Tip Top das ist interessant !
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 04:47 PM
things that make you go hmmmm (http://www.actionlove.com/cases/case9078.htm)
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 04:50 PM
An electric toothbrush is a sneaky way for naughty little girls to get a vibrator without actually buying one.
Instead you took this the other way around. You bought a vibrator to get an electric toothbrush. How did you build the courage to get one?
I bought a toothbrush
but.....ideas for next saturday night (http://www.homemade-***-toys.com/toothbrush/women_homemade.html)
Gauntlet
03-12-2006, 04:54 PM
I bought a toothbrush
but.....ideas for next saturday night (http://www.homemade-***-toys.com/toothbrush/women_homemade.html)
Should I assume you have a girlfriend or do you have an itch inside the rectum that won't go away?
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 05:11 PM
Should I assume you have a girlfriend or do you have an itch inside the rectum that won't go away?
Rectal itching is no laughing matter.
<Gypsum Fantastic>
03-12-2006, 05:20 PM
Rectal itching is no laughing matter.
Depends who's doing the itching.
Macs.
03-12-2006, 05:20 PM
Depends who's doing the itching.
Hi. .........
things that make you go hmmmm (http://www.actionlove.com/cases/case9078.htm)
thats terrible....
Aerosoul
03-12-2006, 05:25 PM
i have an electric toothbrush too....i lovez it.
Hot Lips
03-12-2006, 05:30 PM
Just how often have you brushed your teeth with a vibrator?
Macs.
03-12-2006, 05:34 PM
Just how often have you brushed your teeth with a vibrator?
42 times. ...
Aerosoul
03-12-2006, 05:34 PM
42. heh. hehehe. hehehehehehe.
heh.
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 05:34 PM
42 times. ...
you sir are an amateur
Macs.
03-12-2006, 05:35 PM
you sir are an amateur
Qualitiy instead of quantity.
Chuckie
03-12-2006, 06:07 PM
Yes, I have one like that, but more High-Tech.
It is a real pleasure.
Oh and have you tried it on your teeth as well?
EvanL
03-12-2006, 06:11 PM
Chimp, how the f*ck can you even compare? You been putting vibrators in your mouth again you sick ****?
Macs.
03-12-2006, 06:21 PM
Oh and have you tried it on your teeth as well?
Depends on what you understand of "teeth".
Caper
03-12-2006, 06:28 PM
Lets be friends, we are all part of the GWOP
The Global War on Plaque.............................
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 06:32 PM
Chimp, how the f*ck can you even compare? You been putting vibrators in your mouth again you sick ****?
Evan why do you constantly deny our love? I try and I try :(
EvanL
03-12-2006, 07:01 PM
Evan why do you constantly deny our love? I try and I try :(
Sorry chimp. Although the constant offering of free man *** is tempting I'm going to have to say no. Sure I may be appreciative, maybe even a little interested, but I will never stray too far from that funny smelling, funny tasting with a hint of watercrest thing that I like to call a ******r.
Macs.
03-12-2006, 07:03 PM
Sorry chimp. Although the constant offering of free man *** is tempting I'm going to have to say no. Sure I may be appreciative, maybe even a little interested, but I will never stray too far from that funny smelling, funny tasting with a hint of watercrest thing that I like to call a ******r.
You sounded different last night in the dark room.
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 07:04 PM
Sorry chimp. Although the constant offering of free man *** is tempting I'm going to have to say no. Sure I may be appreciative, maybe even a little interested, but I will never stray too far from that funny smelling, funny tasting with a hint of watercrest thing that I like to call a ******r.
Im gonna have to try me some of that there ******r
EvanL
03-12-2006, 07:04 PM
Im gonna have to try me some of that there ******r
You can start by phoning up macs. Just make sure she cleans the downstairs real good.
Macs.
03-12-2006, 07:04 PM
Im gonna have to try me some of that there ******r
You are blacker then you look.
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 07:25 PM
You can start by phoning up macs. Just make sure she cleans the downstairs real good.
I was going to but he had a little hitler mustache over it
EvanL
03-12-2006, 07:26 PM
I was going to but he had a little hitler mustache over it
That's called a landing strip. I consider it a good thing, it keeps your nose warm.
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 08:00 PM
That's called a landing strip. I consider it a good thing, it keeps your nose warm.
Sorry Im not in to fat chicks
farmgirl
03-12-2006, 08:22 PM
Just how often have you brushed your teeth with a vibrator?
now I know we're sisters.... that was my first thought as well....
I don't think BOB would enjoy being used as a toothbrush... but that's just me...
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 08:26 PM
now I know we're sisters.... that was my first thought as well....
I don't think BOB would enjoy being used as a toothbrush... but that's just me...
you named your vibrator? kinky.......
farmgirl
03-12-2006, 08:30 PM
you named your vibrator? kinky.......
BOB= Battery Operated Boyfriend... ;)
BOB= Battery Operated Boyfriend... ;)
I was guessing BOB= Buzzing On Bruce
But your's makes more sense.
farmgirl
03-12-2006, 08:35 PM
I was guessing BOB= Buzzing On Bruce
But your's makes more sense.
I like how you slipped that Bruce reference in.... ;)
I can't take credit for BOB... hottie clued me in....
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 08:42 PM
BOB= Battery Operated Boyfriend... ;)
im having an epiphany over here
Aerosoul
03-12-2006, 08:43 PM
im having an epiphany over here
explain please.
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 08:48 PM
explain please.
?
Epiphany
1.A sudden manifestation of the essence or meaning of something.
2.A comprehension or perception of reality by means of a sudden intuitive realization: “I experienced an epiphany, a spiritual flash that would change the way I viewed myself” (Frank Maier).
im having an epiphany over here
I know what you're thinking, and they're called a "Fleshlight", and someone already invented it, so you're screwed. You had a good idea way too late.
Aerosoul
03-12-2006, 08:50 PM
i know what the hell an epiphany is, ok.
explain your epiphany
farmgirl
03-12-2006, 08:51 PM
?
Epiphany
1.A sudden manifestation of the essence or meaning of something.
2.A comprehension or perception of reality by means of a sudden intuitive realization: “I experienced an epiphany, a spiritual flash that would change the way I viewed myself” (Frank Maier).
I'm pretty sure S87 knew what an epiphany was... just wasn't sure what yours was....
farmgirl
03-12-2006, 08:51 PM
i know what the hell an epiphany is, ok.
explain your epiphany
:D
I wasn't quite fast enough.... ;)
sir-chimp
03-12-2006, 08:56 PM
?
Epiphany
1.A sudden manifestation of the essence or meaning of something.
2.A comprehension or perception of reality by means of a sudden intuitive realization: “I experienced an epiphany, a spiritual flash that would change the way I viewed myself” (Frank Maier).
BOB= Battery Operated Boyfriend... ;)
I vunderstand now ja
Bullet Donor
03-12-2006, 11:03 PM
I'd rather you admit it was for rectal pleasure as oppose to actually cleaning your teeth. Electric toothbrushes are the epitome of laziness.
oregongrunt
03-12-2006, 11:32 PM
That depends on where your vibrator has been, lol.
Seraphim
03-12-2006, 11:35 PM
I have a Pulsar toothbrush.
EvanL
03-12-2006, 11:48 PM
I have a Pulsar toothbrush.
I have an alcohol blood level way over the limit.
Wicked
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