View Full Version : Help!!! Advice needed. Am I turning gay???
Ichhabe
03-05-2004, 10:32 PM
The video "Toxic" with Britney Spears is on the TV now. Normally I hate such music, but I find that tune,...intoxicating. Is it the lyrics, or is is just cause she's a little vixen???
Jack Mehoff
03-05-2004, 10:34 PM
Maybe it's because of her breasts
Guttorm
03-05-2004, 10:35 PM
Hehehe, well... I wouldn't say no if she offered up. And it IS a catchy tune.
But don't worry, as long as you aren't sharing maine finns view on men, you're not gay. ;)
Its the hoots, combined with the fact that Britney is a dirty girl.
hank
Maine Finn
03-05-2004, 10:36 PM
Hehehe, well... I wouldn't say no if she offered up. And it IS a catchy tune.
But don't worry, as long as you aren't sharing maine finns view on men, you're not gay. ;)
:fork:
California Joe
03-05-2004, 10:38 PM
You are maxing the negative on the gayscale my friend. You are also maxing out the, dirty wish i was Justin and sniffed her panties scale though.
Jack Mehoff
03-05-2004, 10:38 PM
Hehehe, well... I wouldn't say no if she offered up. And it IS a catchy tune.
But don't worry, as long as you aren't sharing maine finns view on men, you're not gay. ;)
:fork:
Babe. Calm down :|
Ichhabe
03-05-2004, 10:39 PM
Its the hoots, combined with the fact that Britney is a dirty girl.
hank
She must be a dirty girl. The way she walks out of that vault in that leather suit indicates to me that she enjoy some quite "advanced" kinky stuff. :P
Ichhabe
03-05-2004, 10:40 PM
You are maxing the negative on the gayscale my friend. You are also maxing out the, dirty wish i was Justin and sniffed her panties scale though.
Hello!?! I'm maybe a perv, but I am not sick!!!
California Joe
03-05-2004, 10:42 PM
Yes, yes you are.
Dude she is from LA (Louisiana not Cal) and she is hot. I mean what the ehll else do you need to know? :D
***waiting for the hammer to fall on my head***
hank
Ichhabe
03-05-2004, 10:48 PM
Dude she is from LA (Louisiana not Cal) and she is hot. I mean what the ehll else do you need to know? :D
***waiting for the hammer to fall on my head***
hank
When it comes to Americans, I have one weak spot: Women who talks with a southern accent. SLJC, that is a TURN ON!!!
(need to apply for Chatolic membership do-di-da. And do that thing they do in those small boxes, lipping to a priest about their commited sins.)
Dude if that is true then you must never go to LA! That place is full of them and they are all wild as bucks.
hank
Ichhabe
03-05-2004, 10:55 PM
Dude if that is true then you must never go to LA! That place is full of them and they are all wild as bucks.
hank
Stupid as I was, I once told that to a woman that I worked with that was American. What I did not know, cause she did not have that accent was that she was from Tennessee. Anyway, she looked at me with new official world record in flirty eyes and said with an heavy accent: Do ya want to **** me...? Normally I'm able to remain calm in most situations. But even though I knew that it was a joke, I totally flipped out in a positive way. Aiaiai, oy vey!
California Joe
03-05-2004, 10:59 PM
Um yeah, this is still militaryforums, your OTHER window is Penthouseforums.com......
Ichhabe
03-05-2004, 11:01 PM
Um yeah, this is still militaryforums, your OTHER window is Penthouseforums.com......
Said the man that brought out the "sniffing panties" out in the day light. :P
Well, there was this one time when I was in LA and beautiful tall chinese girl walked up to me and said "I am a nymphomaniac, but only for Jewsih Cowboys". She had a really heavy Southern accent and i did not know what to do. Then, I had an idea. so I real quick-like responded, "Hi, my name is Dusty Goldstein". Well the rest is probably for penthouseforum.
hank
memphiz
03-05-2004, 11:03 PM
Um yeah, this is still militaryforums, your OTHER window is Penthouseforums.com......
how did you know...
Ichhabe
03-05-2004, 11:05 PM
Um yeah, this is still militaryforums, your OTHER window is Penthouseforums.com......
Surfing for **** is so,..uhm,...Gay!
Midav
03-05-2004, 11:15 PM
Hey, if your head bobbles up and down while you see Britney moving around, then you ain't gay ;)
I admit she isn't the most attractive of women out there, but, I'd hit it p-)
farmgirl
03-05-2004, 11:15 PM
Well, there was this one time when I was in LA and beautiful tall chinese girl walked up to me and said "I am a nymphomaniac, but only for Jewsih Cowboys". She had a really heavy Southern accent and i did not know what to do. Then, I had an idea. so I real quick-like responded, "Hi, my name is Dusty Goldstein". Well the rest is probably for penthouseforum.
hank
Steven Wright..... classic ;)
small world.... but I wouldn't want to paint it
California Joe
03-05-2004, 11:16 PM
Um yeah, this is still militaryforums, your OTHER window is Penthouseforums.com......
Surfing for **** is so,..uhm,...Gay!
Why you hatin' playa?
Ichhabe
03-05-2004, 11:29 PM
Um yeah, this is still militaryforums, your OTHER window is Penthouseforums.com......
Surfing for **** is so,..uhm,...Gay!
Why you hatin' playa?
I said surfing for **** is gay. Subscribing is a totally different matter.
budanski
03-05-2004, 11:30 PM
Hey Adam!
Ghostwolf
03-06-2004, 05:30 AM
I think Britney is just trying to follow Madonna's footsteps, and by doing
so she has become a dirty girl just like Madonna. Secondly, you DON'T
become a gay by listening to this song. However if you've been listening
to this song and you actually like it, then you will have no problem
listening to Indian and Pakistani pop music, become this song sounded just
like Indian music.
just my 2 cents
MolliG
03-06-2004, 07:14 AM
I love Toxic :P, the pure music the best though :)... Got the instrumental playing right now :D!
Fargin
03-06-2004, 09:10 PM
Yes Ichhabe, you're turning ghai.
Sierra
03-06-2004, 09:20 PM
i like that song too but thats only b/c I LOVE the video and the song has been pounded into my head,
Hullebullen
03-06-2004, 10:12 PM
Well, there's no easy way to say this so I'm just gonna say it...
...yes... ;)
Salty Dog
03-07-2004, 01:42 AM
it's all about the arab reggae...
fred_engles
03-07-2004, 02:06 AM
Well, there was this one time when I was in LA and beautiful tall chinese girl walked up to me and said "I am a nymphomaniac, but only for Jewsih Cowboys". She had a really heavy Southern accent and i did not know what to do. Then, I had an idea. so I real quick-like responded, "Hi, my name is Dusty Goldstein".The right, answer, of course, is to claim you were, back in the day, a founding member of the texas jewboys (http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/txjewboys.htm) (whose singer, Kinky Friedman, is running for governor of texas (http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/), apparently on a 'why the hell not' (http://edition.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/03/06/tx.friedman.reut/) platform).
The video "Toxic" with Britney Spears is on the TV now. Normally I hate such music, but I find that tune,...intoxicating. Is it the lyrics, or is is just cause she's a little vixen???
if you like the music minus the ass shaking video u r gei. if like both your metro-ly inclined, and if u just like the video you are as straight as a ruler and twice as hard.
Ichhabe
03-07-2004, 05:20 AM
The video "Toxic" with Britney Spears is on the TV now. Normally I hate such music, but I find that tune,...intoxicating. Is it the lyrics, or is is just cause she's a little vixen???
if you like the music minus the ass shaking video u r gei. if like both your metro-ly inclined, and if u just like the video you are as straight as a ruler and twice as hard.
...the problem is that I have seen the video so many times because of her "casually vixening around" in that black leather suit, that I'm about to like the song aswell. That is what frightens me...
The video "Toxic" with Britney Spears is on the TV now. Normally I hate such music, but I find that tune,...intoxicating. Is it the lyrics, or is is just cause she's a little vixen???
if you like the music minus the ass shaking video u r gei. if like both your metro-ly inclined, and if u just like the video you are as straight as a ruler and twice as hard.
...the problem is that I have seen the video so many times because of her "casually vixening around" in that black leather suit, that I'm about to like the song aswell. That is what frightens me...
well then id say your just succumbing to the sirens whorrish voice and soon will be attending her concerts with gaggles of 13 year olds cheering till your voice is hoorse! something intensely gei, made slightly less gei but still gei. stay away from hilary duff you perv!
she's mine...
aktarian
03-07-2004, 05:45 AM
The video "Toxic" with Britney Spears is on the TV now. Normally I hate such music, but I find that tune,...intoxicating. Is it the lyrics, or is is just cause she's a little vixen???
Anybody who likes young women in tight clothes running around is gay as Big Gay Al. I know this is painfull but only way to cure your condition is non-stop listening to Village People.
Nawlins
03-07-2004, 03:42 PM
Dude if that is true then you must never go to LA! That place is full of them and they are all wild as bucks.
hank
;)
No comment... just making note of the observation.
ibstolidude
03-07-2004, 05:02 PM
The video "Toxic" with Britney Spears is on the TV now. Normally I hate such music, but I find that tune,...intoxicating. Is it the lyrics, or is is just cause she's a little vixen???
THERE is a song to that video?
huh....I never noticed.
Ichhabe
03-07-2004, 05:03 PM
The video "Toxic" with Britney Spears is on the TV now. Normally I hate such music, but I find that tune,...intoxicating. Is it the lyrics, or is is just cause she's a little vixen???
THERE is a song to that video?
huh....I never noticed.
Yeah! It actually is. Took me a whle to notice.
Dude if that is true then you must never go to LA! That place is full of them and they are all wild as bucks.
hank
;)
No comment... just making note of the observation.
I knew it was only a matter of time. Been to any drive through Margarita shops lately, nawlins?
hank
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