What are you like in real life?

[Chuckie]

I'm a totally different person in real life. Very serious. I come here because I can act like a bit of a jackass and goof off, hopefully not too much though.

I'd like to hear Clete describe what he's like in real life. I have a sneaking suspicion that he's the same type of person in real life, as he is here, but I could be wrong.

How about you?

[Trigger]

I'm exactly like California Joe...except naked women don't throw themselves at me...and I'm taller.

We often trade seats and switch names when farmgirl isn't looking.

[hell]

I'm pretty reserved; I don't talk much at all if I don't know you. I'm that guy nobody notices. Kinda nice, you can come and go just about anywhere, and nobody remembers you.

But once you know me and I start talking, I pretty much have the same attitude I have in here. I try to make people laugh as much as possible.

[ed316]

I'm the same.

[Saranof]

I think I'm pretty easy-going, very talkative though I sometimes scare some people off with my "open" sense of humor.
Half the lady populace of my old class thought I beat my GF and forced her to stay home doing the cooking and stuff. I'm serious. They thought this of me.

[hell]

I'm the same.

= raging asshole?

j/k, j/k :lol:

[Greek soldier]

I am serious and sensitive... and very talkative ;)

[Trigger]

I'm schizophrenic...no I'm not....PUT THE **** LOTION IN THE BASKET!!

[Fargin]

Hot

... ... ... ...

[ed316]

= raging asshole?

j/k, j/k :lol:

Honestly, that's what my friend say but they say they wouldn't have it any other way. My G/F thinks my jokes are too crass. They like me just fine. I'm laid back and HARDLY ever get pissed.

[farmgirl]

I'm exactly like California Joe...except naked women don't throw themselves at me...and I'm taller.

We often trade seats and switch names when farmgirl isn't looking.



yeah... but we both know you only do that in a desperate bid for yet another detention....;)


I'm pretty much the same in real life. I try to have a positive outlook on things, and I like to laugh and have a good time.

[Trigger]

*rolling spitwads*

[EvanL]

*rolling spitwads*
My god.. I have not seen you around here in ages. It will be nice to see you back buddy.

[Trigger]

My god.. I have not seen you around here in ages. It will be nice to see you back buddy.
I'm sure you'll regret it.p-)

[farmgirl]

*rolling spitwads*



I've had about enough of your antics young man.... don't make me hurt you.... p-)

[Zarathustra]

I'm a totally different person in real life. Very serious.

Same here...

[EvanL]

I've had about enough of your antics young man.... don't make me hurt you.... p-)
push it.. push the button.
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[California Joe]

I'm the same.

"get on the couch Bambi, I'll be with you in a minute....Oh you shaved, Nice."

[farmgirl]

I'm the same.

"get on the couch Bambi, I'll be with you in a minute....Oh you shaved, Nice."



shouldn't that read.... "get on the couch hottie".....

[Trigger]

I'm the same.

"get on the couch Bambi, I'll be with you in a minute....Oh you shaved, Nice."
I hope she at least left the sideburns alone...p-)

[Macs.]

In Real-Life I am a 3 feet african midget with blonde hair.

I like to hunt ducks with my bare hands and dance the go-go dance.

[Greek soldier]

Hey smooth Moderators, no need to turn it into XXX thread!!!

[Eat a bullet]

I exist only here.

[scrybe]

In Real-Life I am a 3 feet african midget with blonde hair.

I like to hunt ducks with my bare hands and dance the go-go dance.

What I'm trying to say is.... I'm German. *SLAP*


I'm pretty much the same. Actually I probably talk more trash in real life. I try to be nice here.

[California Joe]

shouldn't that read.... "get on the couch hottie".....

I was trying to be discreet.

[Trigger]

I've had about enough of your antics young man.... don't make me hurt you.... p-)
Well?

You gonna use that paddle or just swat flies?

[scm77]

Pretty much just like this.

I'm pretty reserved; I don't talk much at all if I don't know you. I'm that guy nobody notices. Kinda nice, you can come and go just about anywhere, and nobody remembers you.

But once you know me and I start talking, I pretty much have the same attitude I have in here. I try to make people laugh as much as possible.

[Macs.]

You all can't be one.

You are so indiscotable.

[Hullebullen]

I'm more or less the same, I enjoy debating more IRL, though...debating here tends make my brain hurt...

[scrybe]

indiscotable is not a word macs.

[Aerosoul]

i have a hard time dealing with girls. i'm gay.
i dont get along with most people and im not the best person to befriend, or hang out with for that matter.
i like to be alone a lot and i get pissed off over small things. if i like you i'll probably attach myself to you until you have the nerve to beat me off.
i smoke too much. i dwell. i don't like attention on things i've accomplished, i don't deserve the talents i've been given.
all in all, i really am an emo faggot.

[Macs.]

indiscotable is not a word macs.

You proof me wrong, yet make yourself look like a stupid giraffe in north-carolina.

[Hullebullen]

indiscotable is not a word macs.

Half of the time I wonder if Macs is making words up as he goes to entertain us with his lunatic antics or if he really believes he speaks english...:lol:

[hell]

i have a hard time dealing with girls.
i dont get along with most people and im not the best person to befriend, or hang out with for that matter.
i like to be alone a lot and i get pissed off over small things. if i like you i'll probably attach myself to you until you have the nerve to beat me off.
i smoke too much. i dwell. i don't like attention on things i've accomplished, i don't deserve the talents i've been given.

Hate to break it to ya, but I think you're just a teenager ;)

[Andreas]

Im somewhat of a rollercoaster person. Either im in a real good mood or im in a bigtime ****ty mood.

I can be the most mellow and relaxed person you know, but only to a point. Beyond that point is where things get messy..

Messy like in the boys in blue lets you stay in a room without windows..

[ed316]

Andreas, you sound bipolar.

[Greek soldier]

Im somewhat of a rollercoaster person. Either im in a real good mood or im in a bigtime ****ty mood.

I can be the most mellow and relaxed person you know, but only to a point. Beyond that point is where things get messy..

Messy like in the boys in blue lets you stay in a room without windows..

I blame the cold weather you have up North...p-)

[Turbo]

Im the asshole in real life, if you seem falulty in some why ill let you know
and i dont care who i step on to succeed at what i do, but i also am quite untill riled up, then watch out

[titget]

I have a ******,(seriously) I'm kind of quiet until I get a few drinks in me, then I think I'm hilarious (probably not though) I have a bit of a dirty mind, and potty mouth, and forget to act like a lady sometimes, but I hate girly stuff so that doesn't bother me too much.

[Hellfish]

I'm pretty reserved; I don't talk much at all if I don't know you. I'm that guy nobody notices. Kinda nice, you can come and go just about anywhere, and nobody remembers you.

But once you know me and I start talking, I pretty much have the same attitude I have in here. I try to make people laugh as much as possible.

Disturbingly enough, I'm like that too. Except instead of making people laugh I somehow end up being ignored anyways.

[Hellfish]

Hate to break it to ya, but I think you're just a teenager ;)

And he's gay. I was a teenager like that except for the whole buttsecks thing.

[hell]

I find it hard to believe that anyone could ignore you, but I've been there. I used to hate it, until I found that half the time growing up, I could skip school and no one would notice. By all accounts, I should have failed 3 or 4 grades due to excessive absences, but no one noticed. That's when I found out its a good thing to blend in.

[hell]

I have a ******,(seriously) I'm kind of quiet until I get a few drinks in me, then I think I'm hilarious (probably not though) I have a bit of a dirty mind, and potty mouth, and forget to act like a lady sometimes, but I hate girly stuff so that doesn't bother me too much.

You will fit in well here, now that the "jack mehoff" suspicion is over. Have fun.

[Ghostwolf]

In Real-Life I am a 3 feet african midget with blonde hair.

I like to hunt ducks with my bare hands and dance the go-go dance.

You sure it's not swing dancing? What? no testing driving Porsche anymore?




words to describe myself: serious, not so talkative(nor post a lot), watching and learning type, pretty bad sense of humor, basically it's the same person I'm here and in real life.

[Hellfish]

I find it hard to believe that anyone could ignore you, but I've been there. I used to hate it, until I found that half the time growing up, I could skip school and no one would notice. By all accounts, I should have failed 3 or 4 grades due to excessive absences, but no one noticed. That's when I found out its a good thing to blend in.

I found that out in basic training. When I graduated my drill sergeants had no idea that I was even in their platoon.

[hell]

And he's gay. I was a teenager like that except for the whole buttsecks thing.

True, but he's still a teenager. I was f*cked in the head when it came to living life until I got out of high school. Life improved drastically afterwards.

[ed316]

Thanx to the 2 hells this has turned into an emo thread. get a room you two.

[hell]

I found that out in basic training. When I graduated my drill sergeants had no idea that I was even in their platoon.

Yep, never realised how good I have it until that stuff happened. Sh*t may roll downhill, but if no one knows your not at the bottom, you avoid the storm.

[hell]

Thanx to the 2 hells this has turned into an emo thread. get a room you two.

Can't do it; the "spider on my nuts" thing is keeping me at bay.

[Hellfish]

Thanx to the 2 hells this has turned into an emo thread. get a room you two.

Emo my ass, you squid****er.

[ed316]

Sure sound like it.

[Hellfish]

**Can't think of anything to say, so I mumble something about a spider on your balls**

[East Scout]

I been told Im uptight...Salty..Grumpy..as emotional as a rock in the bottom of a stream..Strait forward..No edicit..Barbaric..and i wear to much camo all the time..But I really dont know or care what most people think..I walk to the beat of my own drum..


I just like to be left alone most of the time. I dont fuk with other and I dont expect other to fuk with me.

[Clete Torres]

I'm a totally different person in real life. Very serious. I come here because I can act like a bit of a jackass and goof off, hopefully not too much though.

I'd like to hear Clete describe what he's like in real life. I have a sneaking suspicion that he's the same type of person in real life, as he is here, but I could be wrong.

How about you?
What the hell is that supposes to mean Chuckie? I can't find a compliment in there anywhere. All have you know that I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it people like me. Some people that is. Some people find me highly irritating but f*** those people because they don't recognize a good time when they see it. I'm exactly the same in real life as I am here. **** and fart jokes. That's all I'm really interested in.


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[Hellfish]

I love you more here than I do in real life, Clete. Here, my love is not forbidden.

[LaoSexMachine]

A chill person. I'm in your face sometimes but that's on rare occasions.

[wulfstan]

I have a wonky eye and like to look at a hot guy i see at the staff canteen!

[Chuckie]

I was just trying to say that I thought you might be the same person in real life as you were here (Unlike myself). Not saying there's anything wrong with it. Wish there were more people like you around in real life (well a few more, not too many)


What the hell is that supposes to mean Chuckie? I can't find a compliment in there anywhere. All have you know that I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it people like me. Some people that is. Some people find me highly irritating but f*** those people because they don't recognize a good time when they see it. I'm exactly the same in real life as I am here. **** and fart jokes. That's all I'm really interested in.


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[Clete Torres]

You're on my cool guy list too Chuckie.

[East Scout]

I have a wonky eye and like to look at a hot guy i see at the staff canteen!

So you're a female? Why do guys have chick avatars and chicks have guy avatars? SO confusing! I say that because Ill watch my mouth more to a waman..

[Chuckie]

So you're a female? Why do guys have chick avatars and chicks have guy avatars? SO confusing! I say that because Ill watch my mouth more to a waman..

Who said he was a chick?

[Redux]

I'm exactly like Hellfish and hell in a helmet. whenever i go up to my friends they go "wtf when did you get here?"

[wulfstan]

So you're a female? Why do guys have chick avatars and chicks have guy avatars? SO confusing! I say that because Ill watch my mouth more to a waman..


No, i am a bloke, it was a reference to something 2ShedsJackon wrote a while back, nevermind....

*wanders back to joke laboratory to continue research...*

[Chuckie]

No, i am a bloke, it was a reference to something 2ShedsJackon wrote a while back, nevermind....

*wanders back to joke laboratory to continue research...*
Don't worry I remember that story too. (As disturbing as it was)

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[East Scout]

Oh sorry....Very sorry.

[TacoDelRio]

I'm a worthless, selfish asshat. Pretty much like on here, but less people like me in reality.

I take offense to everything, and my self esteem is at "Linkin Park" levels.

[Resurrection]

I am laid back and like to talk.


I'm pretty badass too.

[East Scout]

I'm a worthless, selfish asshat. .

Took the words right outta my mouth..;-)








JK man you one of my favoret people on here..

[TacoDelRio]

Aw that's sweet.

BTW I'm a chick, when are you gonna comment on my MySpace site?

BWAHHAHAHAHA!

[Asheren]

Hmm i am very serious and calm in RL.

[cowboypimp]

im like one of those badass assasins you see in the movies, all serious and ****, and i can kill people in one move. i also get into sweet fights that last for like 20 minutes and i always win. i can get any girl i want and all i need to do is stair at them and they get mezmorized by my good looks and stunning charm. practically like james bond, mixed with chuck norris, and a little bit of the transporter, stallone, and arnold schwarzenegger.

[TacoDelRio]

im like one of those badass assasins you see in the movies, all serious and ****, and i can kill people in one move. i also get into sweet fights that last for like 20 minutes and i always win. i can get any girl i want and all i need to do is stair at them and they get mezmorized by my good looks and stunning charm. practically like james bond, mixed with chuck norris, and a little bit of the transporter, stallone, and arnold schwarzenegger.

So basically you're me?

Good role model choice! woot

[Anthony91]

Well I joke around a lot. I like to hang out with friends. Play Football, Basketball, Hockey, Wrestling, dirtbiking, snowmobiling, snowboarding, and video games.

Also I really really love my girlfriend. Do you know enough 'bout me know?

[Resurrection]

Also I really really love my girlfriend.

Awww... how cute.

[Haiw]

I wish I could say I act less gay in real life, but I don't... :oops:

[Ratamacue]

I'm very quiet until I get to know someone. Then I start cursing like a motherf*cker.

[Aerosoul]

sometimes i have silent days, where i dont say anything at all.
it's pretty nice. seriously, i dont say a word.

started doing it to mess with people. now it's become about observation and ****. i'm an observant/aware person, but silence...is nice...

[XxDualityxX]

^^^^^^^ Me to I can sit in a whole room with people talking and not say a word until somebody says something to me.

[EvanL]

That's called antisocialism. And it's not exactly a good trait to take up.

[thegman]

I have shortman's syndrome, and im an asshole(i call it being brutal honest, and its only to certain people)..but other than that im normal

[XxDualityxX]

That's called antisocialism. And it's not exactly a good trait to take up.

No its called treating girls to nice and them taking advantage of it. Not feeling in the mood to associate with them.

[Delta Niner]

I'm the same.

"get on the couch Bambi, I'll be with you in a minute....Oh you shaved, Nice."

Hope that's not the Bambi that works for Disney.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

I'm worse. I never give someone a straight answer to a question. I relentlessly mock every little thing people say and I intentionally misinterpret people for my own satisfaction. I can talk stupid people into anything. People think that I am intelligent, so I abuse their trust and make up completely random nonsense stories and persuade people that they are true. For example, someone asked me something about Papua new Guinea. I explained to them that the nation is an artifical island populated by slaves that were captured by a cereal company and forced to make Cheerios. It's a good hobby, but you need someone there who appreciates what you're doing.

And i'm not gay.

[toki]

I'm worse. I never give someone a straight answer to a question. I relentlessly mock every little thing people say and I intentionally misinterpret people for my own satisfaction. I can talk stupid people into anything. People think that I am intelligent, so I abuse their trust and make up completely random nonsense stories and persuade people that they are true. For example, someone asked me something about Papua new Guinea. I explained to them that the nation is an artifical island populated by slaves that were captured by a cereal company and forced to make Cheerios. It's a good hobby, but you need someone there who appreciates what you're doing.

And i'm not gay.

In other words, smartarserie deluxe. I hate it, but i do the same.
How's Birmingham, and how did you log in without the interweb?

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

In other words, smartarserie deluxe. I hate it, but i do the same.
How's Birmingham, and how did you log in without the interweb?

I'm not in Birmingham anymore, I only went for one night, but I didn't mention that.

It was ok though, I didn't really go into the city so I managed to avoid getting shot or raped.

[dacanadianbomb]

I generally am always in a good mood. I am more pragmatic, for there is a solution to almost everything.
I could be pissed off about so many things at work,the woman at home etc., but I simply dont have the time to be pissed off. I have too many other fun things to do.

Wanna be a emo,whiner,tosser,wanker, do it on your time, not mine.
I have a few good friends,the ones that last a lifetime kinda people.I tell people what they need to hear, not what they want to hear.

I have a feeling that silencers gayness , is 90% an attention grab, 10% not knowing what the hell is going on with ones self.Or possibly I am completely wrong and you have yourself figured out,but then you a attention grabbing emo whore.Although you do have a nack for alternative art.
I prefer female ass.
I feel that being able to act more flamboyantly gay as a hetero****** than a flamboyant homo himself, is the ultimate sign of ****** confidence.

[Greek soldier]

Seems your wife punched you yesterday... Were you browsing the NEW BABES thread???

[Scottie]

I'm still a joker, but I am far more intelligent in real than here.
I swear a lot, but my sense of humor evens it out.
I am trendy, and cool. I would never seem like a military enthusiast if you met me. I may also seem slightly weird...
I'm also faar more attactive than you folks think.

[wulfstan]

I managed to avoid getting shot or raped.

You obviously weren't trying hard enough. Go back and try again.

[Hydro]

I can be a smartarse and I'm terribly sarcastic. I swear like an Irish docker. People say I can be quite cold, but I just think logically most of the time. I don't react well to bullsh*t. Famed for my hilariously immature sense of humour. I react well under pressure, just don't stand in my way when I am - can get rather single minded I'm told.

[Atlantic Friend]

I'm the nice suit-wearing thirty-something guy who can either catch your attention or bore you to death with some little-known historical facts.

I'm the kind of guy who'll help old people carry a heavy suitcase out of the train or metro station, and who, meeting a group of tourists wanting the directions for some monument I know of, will just lead the way and play guide a little while.

I'm the kind of guy to whom the glass is often half-empty, but who will avoid being a fun sponge by cracking some jokes about the half-emptiness of the whole universe.

[Macs.]

If I don't know you I am not gonna talk much with you.

I came to the conclusion that 80% of the other people on the world are stupid and dumb, thats why I try to deal as less as possible with them.

If you ask for example "Where is the bla bla ?" and I know where that is I am just gonna play dumb and say "I don't know.".

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Where is the bla bla?

[Mossberg500]

I'm just like this in life. Is that good or bad?


-Your friend,
Jack Mehoff

[Atlantic Friend]

Where is the bla bla?

Let me take you to the BlaBla, my good man.

[Macs.]

Where is the bla bla?

Stop pushing it.

My.... Fragoo. Yes.

[usa320]

ummm.....im reaaaaaaaaaalllllyyyyy laid back.

[Ria]

Shy at first...Cheerful, everyone says I smile and laugh all the time. I'm pretty quiet if I don't know you well, so it's good if that person is a natural talker, I'm better at listening and responding than initiating a conversation. I'm down to earth and some people say I'm too nice...I just say they're too mean. I like helping others, and I don't see the point in acting superior or mean...I get along with almost everyone, and I think I'm a pretty good listener, so people tend to rant to me, and i don't mind it at all, I'm glad to be there for them. I can have pretty bad road rage though. :)

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Shy at first...Cheerful, everyone says I smile and laugh all the time. I'm pretty quiet if I don't know you well, so it's good if that person is a natural talker, I'm better at listening and responding than initiating a conversation. I'm down to earth and some people say I'm too nice...I just say they're too mean. I like helping others, and I don't see the point in acting superior or mean...I get along with almost everyone, and I think I'm a pretty good listener, so people tend to rant to me, and i don't mind it at all, I'm glad to be there for them. I can have pretty bad road rage though. :)

And that burkha really shows off your broad shoulders and multiple child bearing hips.

[Haiw]

Yea right... shy... untill she eats your face and makes a necklace out of your spinal cord that is.

[Hellfish]

Shy at first...Cheerful, everyone says I smile and laugh all the time. I'm pretty quiet if I don't know you well, so it's good if that person is a natural talker, I'm better at listening and responding than initiating a conversation. I'm down to earth and some people say I'm too nice...I just say they're too mean. I like helping others, and I don't see the point in acting superior or mean...I get along with almost everyone, and I think I'm a pretty good listener, so people tend to rant to me, and i don't mind it at all, I'm glad to be there for them. I can have pretty bad road rage though. :)

Road rage in Florida is a given. Worst drivers outside of the 3rd World here. Seriously... I cheer inside when I see paramedics pulling limp bodies out of cars (a near daily occurrence here) because it means one less idiotic Floridian or tourist on the road.

Yeah, I'm really a bad person.

[walford]

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[Mr Gently Benevolent]

Road rage in Florida is a given. Worst drivers outside of the 3rd World here. Seriously... I cheer inside when I see paramedics pulling limp bodies out of cars (a near daily occurrence here) because it means one less idiotic Floridian or tourist on the road.

Yeah, I'm really a bad person.And I thought it was new Jersey drivers that were the worst then again there are a lot of Jersey folk down there.

[Chuckie]

And I thought it was new Jersey drivers that were the worst then again there are a lot of Jersey folk down there.

I don't know I still think New Jersey drivers are worse. They take their road tests in a parking lot. The parallel parking part of the test involves parking between 2 traffic cones.

There are many auto insurance companies that refuse to insure autos in NJ. The ones that do are basically forced to by the state.

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

Ok here is the down on me.

I look like Mr GQ who has had a hard life and were talking chipped teeth, hair loss and scars kinda hard life, and for some strange reason Eastern European’s think I am a Russian and prattle away in Russian until they realise I haven’t the slightest idea what their talking about. My mother’s elderly German neighbour thinks I look like famous U-boat commander (I don’t know which one) and I have discovered female German industrial design students think I am hot. Despite my nippy attitude here on MP.net I am actually a very nice guy although I do like killing animals, I actually enjoy the hunt more than the kill but what can you really expect from someone who has spent their entire working life catching or selling fish / shellfish and game.
So what do I like: musically I am a sad old style Goth (I am 38 after all) who loves Industrial music, some metal, old Soul and Country, I love history, biology, boats, art (small but growing collection) and oddly enough I collect china and old nautical books.
Well folks thats me the only thing I missed out was my desire for a Frank Lloyd Wright style home, well I am sort of working on it.