Message from Osama Bin Laden, needs a 'safe hideout'

[HELEX]

A fax message from Bin Ladens Satelite Phone has found its way to the Media stating Osama needs "immediately a safe place to hide". This took place after he barely escaped a new attemp by the pakistani Army to catch him in the Mountains near Quetta.

http://www.n24.de/politik/ausland/index.php?a2004030610142586196

[jamesp]

Here he is talking about the joys of having a dong.

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=CB4330EA-6EE2-11D8-9F4D-E3635E514682

[StealthMode]

Bad translation in English:

The extremist leader Osama looked for world-wide is trapped according to data of an Afghan regional politician and on the search for a "safe hiding place". Like the district boss of Paschir Agam, Hadschi Abdullah, in a telephone call with the press agency AFP said, escaped (terrorists) are trapped at the end of February by the military offensive of Pakistan in south Waziristan at the border to Afghanistan and urge now the prominent representatives of the radical-Islamic Taliban, that a "safe hiding place" is to be searched. But it has an urgency meeting in the of Pakistan Quetta called up anyways.

"four days ago I met a former Talibanfuehrer, which came from Peshawar in Dschalalabad, and which according to own data a fax by satellite telephone he had received, which was signatory with ' sheikh ', the common address for Osama, is trapped", said Abdullah. According to the fax he is trapped "probably" and after the offensive can be found at an unknown place at the border refuge.

The army of Pakistan had on 24. February around Wana in south Waziristan approximately 300 kilometers southwest of Islamabad started an extensive action against "foreign terrorists". Approximately 20 presumed members of the terror network al-Qaida are trapped.

[scm77]

I bet John Kerry would let Bin Laden hide at his house.

[usa320]

Yeah, but im sure thats the first place they searched.

rofl

[Elmo]

Yeah, but im sure thats the first place they searched.

rofl

Bush's ranch would be better. It's so huge. Dubya would't even recognize him if he shaved his beard and talked texan while tending the horses.

[PsihoKeke]

Dubya won't recognize him even with his beard. But I guess the best place for him to relax from the stress of fugitive life would be Guantanamo, where he can relax for the rest of his life.