The Ant: An Introduction

[Rantanplan]

So Guys. Whats your favorite Monty Python's sketch ;)

My fav is Hilter in England :)

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/Hilter.jpg

[fantassin]

Mine is the "Ministry of silly walks" and "Camouflage"...

[Seraphim]

Off Topic

[EYE SPY]

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

[Rantanplan]

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As this annoying antiamericanism anti francoism Threads. So don't worry, sooner or later one of the Mods will move this thread. ;)

[perdurabo]

i love all MontyPythons good one is with shootish suicide regiment :)

[Rantanplan]

Yeah, all sketches impling scotsman and/or military are great. :lol:

[Herrmannek]

I liked one from life of brian when ?brian? was writing "something" on the wall and legionist helped him....

[Elmo]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day! etc...

and

Germany vs. Greece soccer match.

[perdurabo]

Yeah, all sketches impling scotsman and/or military are great. :lol:
or this one with street climbing :)
or in serch for holly grail "whhaaat? diee graaaiiill?" or Black Knight haha i love them :)

[Rantanplan]

I liked one from life of brian when ?brian? was writing "something" on the wall and legionist helped him....

"Romanes eunt domus" rofl

http://www.pythonsite.de/brian/domus1.jpg

[Argyll]

"Hidi Ho I'm an Ant"........................how's that for an introduction?

[Herrmannek]

I liked one from life of brian when ?brian? was writing "something" on the wall and legionist helped him....


"Romanes eunt domus" rofl

http://www.pythonsite.de/brian/domus1.jpg


It's late at night. Brian has just finished painting his variety of "Romans, go home" in Latin, when a Roman centurion arrives with his men.
Centurion: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, "People called Romanes they go the house"?
Brian It-it says, "Romans, go home"!
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!
Brian: Romanus!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus!
Centurion: Vocative plural of annus is...?
Brian: Anni?
Centurion: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?
Brian: "Go"! Let-
Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go".
Brian: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!
Centurion: So eunt is...?
Brian: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!"
Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the...?
Brian: The... imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: I!
Centurion: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?
Brian: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!
Centurion: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
Brian: Dative, sir!
[The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]
No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!
Centurion: Except that domus takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is?
Brian: Domum!
Centurion: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand?
[Brian nods eagerly]
Now, write it out a hundred times!
Brian: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!
Centurion: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!
Brian: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!

~ FINIS ~

rofl