Joke!!!!

[memphiz]

A man walks into the restroom and see's an armless man standing over the urnal, he thinks to himself "poor guy". so he finishes up his bussiness when the armless man said:"excuse me, could you help me out a bit?"
feeling sorry for the man with no arms he says:" yeah what can i do?"
the armless man replied" could you undo my pants for me?"
and the man undid the armless mans pants.
just as the man was about to leave the armless man asks: "would you be able to pull it out for me, and help me go?"
so the man feeling really sorry for the man with no arms goes towards him and pulls it out...when he pulled it out he noticed that the armless mans wang was all covered in fungus and infected bad. so once he helped the man finish his bussines he asks: " what is that all over your ****?"
and the armless guy, pulls his arms out of his shirt and says" i donno but i sure as hell didnt want to touch it".

[MVSpartan117]

:lol:

its funny becuase he can't touch it!

HE HAS NO ARMS!!!


(jokes are so much more funny when someone analyzes them :lol: )

[Salty Dog]

no no, see it's funny....cause it's bigger than a normal hat.

[memphiz]

no no, see it's funny....cause it's bigger than a normal hat.
HAHA...wait..what??

[shorty]

The metaphysical point of it would be yea. That was a great joke! rofl

[wholagun]

pretty good joke. Sick but funny. :lol:

[Ichhabe]

A man walks into the restroom and see's an armless man standing over the urnal, he thinks to himself "poor guy". so he finishes up his bussiness when the armless man said:"excuse me, could you help me out a bit?"
feeling sorry for the man with no arms he says:" yeah what can i do?"
the armless man replied" could you undo my pants for me?"
and the man undid the armless mans pants.
just as the man was about to leave the armless man asks: "would you be able to pull it out for me, and help me go?"
so the man feeling really sorry for the man with no arms goes towards him and pulls it out...when he pulled it out he noticed that the armless mans wang was all covered in fungus and infected bad. so once he helped the man finish his bussines he asks: " what is that all over your ****?"
and the armless guy, pulls his arms out of his shirt and says" i donno but i sure as hell didnt want to touch it".

The problem is that it is a "visual joke". First, the man actually has arms.
The problem is when the guy that helps him enter the room he see a guy with very short arms. Only the hand are visible.
So he assume that this is a handicapped guy that need help. After he says that that was one ugly **** the other man takes out his arms showing that he after all had long enough arms, he just don't want to touch it himself. (When telling this joke, have your arms inside the holes in your T-shirt. Bring'em out while you say "...but i sure as hell didnt want to touch it.")

[Shadow]

http://www.counter-strike.de/screens/screens/screen-1078330886.jpg

[Ichhabe]

Because I am not an American I can't say that I understand all parts of the English language and its expressions.

So, can someone explaine the whole meaning of owned?

In advance, thanks.

[kinghk]

Because I am not an American I can't say that I understand all parts of the English language and its expressions.

So, can someone explaine the whole meaning of owned?

In advance, thanks.

Det er vel et uttrykk som kommer fra dataspillkulturen. Blir du rundspilt av en kar så blir du "eid".

[memphiz]

Because I am not an American I can't say that I understand all parts of the English language and its expressions.

So, can someone explaine the whole meaning of owned?

In advance, thanks.

Det er vel et uttrykk som kommer fra dataspillkulturen. Blir du rundspilt av en kar så blir du "eid".
what he said

[Ichhabe]

Because I am not an American I can't say that I understand all parts of the English language and its expressions.

So, can someone explaine the whole meaning of owned?

In advance, thanks.

Det er vel et uttrykk som kommer fra dataspillkulturen. Blir du rundspilt av en kar så blir du "eid".
what he said

That it is an expression from the computer gaming culture. If you are being out played by another gamer, he "owns" you.