Forum Member Haikus

[California Joe]

3 lines, 17 syllables, 5/7/5 is the standard configuration. Make them funny or flaming just as long as they fit the standard structure. Lets see you be creative....

Here's a few I thought of this morning...

mocking loudly died
asian girlie in clingy frock
using my microwave


Jack is watching ****
spank it spidermonkey spank
sharpening his knife


keep me after school
Iowa farmgirl in braids
I'm hot for teacher

;)

Now dazzle me....

[Seoulstriker]

rofl

i can't do haiku. :|

[Operation Ivy]

damnit this is hard! :cantbeli:

[California Joe]

Operation Ivy
M1 tanks give him wood
heavy metal love

[Nondescript]

How do you write Haiku, seems like a science beyond me. me much stupid :cantbeli:

[California Joe]

Argyll wears a kilt
moderates without panties
keep your skirt down mate

[Maine Finn]

It's not hard so much as it's tedious. You have to keep going back to make sure that what you're writing fits the format. I had a really good one almost finished, but then I realised the second had too many syllables. Fixing would have chnaged the meaning of the thing, so I scrapped it and used it as part of a different poem.

Here are a couple of mine. They're not about anything Forum-related.


Travelling

Velvet night breezes
stir the embers of friendship
quietly shaping stones.

Passages

Pinpricks of light shine
like holes in the wall of love
pure nad glowing, poetic.

Post To The Sky

There again passes pain
unknown to solid chambers,
faded hearts yearning.

Visions

Little pebbles rolling
no more than time neglected,
fire of love long lost.


I have more somewhere, I just have to find them. I wrote them in high school.

If you like what you see, I post poetry and essays to FictionPress.com. Here's the link:
http://www.fictionpress.com/~ladypatriot

[California Joe]

Nicely done. Mine aren't all correct but close enough for forum work. It's the thought that counts..... ;)

[Maine Finn]

It suggests to me that I have way too much free time.

[Javehn]

What ?
How did this post get here ?
Nice Haiku by the way .

[ChuckThunder]

Nicely done. Mine aren't all correct but close enough for forum work. It's the thought that counts..... ;)


I know how you dislike the words "whore" or "ho" (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=165781&highlight=#165781) so I made this...

California Joe
Offended by the word ho
For he is a dad

I'm assuming you have daughters?

[California Joe]

1 daughter and 1 son.

Excellent Chuck :D

[California Joe]

AK lover boy
profane caffeine addiction
smilies in his post

[martinexsquaddie]

martin exsquaddie
body of a slug
mind of a child rofl

[Kenshin]

CJ, as much as I wanted to.. but after almost a week of drinking every night.. at the moment my head is uncapable of creating this kind of stuff.

[California Joe]

gun toting monkey
conservative immigrant
brand new baby girl

[Scrim]

that was cool huh huh
when we killed that frog huh huh
it wont croak again

[ChuckThunder]

Durandal is cool
He has lots of land and guns
Shooting them is fun

That Triggerpuller
He hates you so f*cking much
But hes never met you... :lol:

I try.

[MolliG]

What *** is MolliG?
Hey no one knows no one cares
Is it she or he?

Crap I know, but I tried :lol:.

[farmgirl]

gun toting monkey
conservative immigrant
brand new baby girl

ahhhh Budanski ;)

[Haiw]

getting no more head
no permission slip either
paintball in his neck

;)

[California Joe]

getting no more head
no permission slip either
paintball in his neck

;)

Nice. :lol: You're next...

[memphiz]

people think im a hick
they can all suck monkey ****
cowboys are fudge packers

eat that

[farmgirl]

3 lines, 17 syllables, 5/7/5 is the standard configuration. Make them funny or flaming just as long as they fit the standard structure. Lets see you be creative....

Here's a few I thought of this morning...

mocking loudly died
asian girlie in clingy frock
using my microwave


Jack is watching ****
spank it spidermonkey spank
sharpening his knife


keep me after school
Iowa farmgirl in braids
I'm hot for teacher

;)

Now dazzle me....


I'm sure I don't have to tell you which is my favorite....
good idea, Joe... I'm not very good at Haiku... but I feel a limerick thread coming on......

Here are a few of mine....


California Joe
I will be your only muse
draw, paint, sculpt me now


Hank, man of the law
a modern Atticus Finch
defender of all


Trigger, navy man
artist and blue gorilla
always makes me laugh


your brogue drives me mad
Argyll, you sexy Scottish rogue, you
play bagpipes for me



I have no idea what the sermon was about this morning, because Joe (aka the devil) tempted me to write Haiku during church. My daughter requested one.... so I did this one too.....

beautiful blue eyes
her smile lights up a dark room
Kirsten owns my heart


Okay.... not very good I know.... I'm better at limericks....;)

[farmgirl]

getting no more head
no permission slip either
paintball in his neck

;)

my god, Haiw... that made me laugh out loud. Nicely done.

Here's one for you

my little dutch boy
blonde curls shining in the sun
dance in wooden shoes

;)

[memphiz]

Haiw is a crazy Dutch
he killed for a sandwich
has a violent nature

[California Joe]

wooden shoes, tulips
wishes he was swedish now
the dog is not safe

[California Joe]

*Doc Holiday voice* Why farmgirl, you made me blush.

[memphiz]

she likes a golf club
taken to my skull when mad
she gave me samich

[James]

California
Cali Joe is not from there
He lives in the east

[farmgirl]

Caring, concerned, kind
Obi wan, mentor, father
Tane Angle, my friend

[James]

Iowa Farmgirl
Siren on the internet
She is wicked cool

[farmgirl]

Iowa Farmgirl
Siren on the internet
She is wicked cool

my turn to blush, James.... :hug:

James- renaissance man
he shoots bad guys all day long
and then makes dinner.


I know.... lame.... ;)

[California Joe]

About bloody time
James showed up to lend a hand
smart man with good taste

[Haiw]

rofl
How come I'm crazy in all haiku's? :D

[James]

Royal is away
Where has he gone? I wonder
Marines in sandbox?

[farmgirl]

rofl
How come I'm crazy in all haiku's? :D

you weren't crazy in mine..... :)

hey... how about the guy I picked for you on the perfect person thread.... nice huh????? ;)

[James]

Haiw, angry baby
Put down that middle finger
Eat some gouda cheese

[James]

Jack Mehoff, the pimp
Muscle bound computer geek
He is a horndog

[farmgirl]

man of mystery
creator of the forum
administrator

[Maine Finn]

rofl
How come I'm crazy in all haiku's? :D

Haiw cannot fight
fair, has to drop nukes on poor
little Finn girl.

Just for you. :)

[James]

Argyll the Scot
The kilted moderator lurks
Painted blue with woad

[Haiw]

rofl
How come I'm crazy in all haiku's? :D

you weren't crazy in mine..... :)

hey... how about the guy I picked for you on the perfect person thread.... nice huh????? ;)
Well at least I wasn't shagging a piece of fat pork in that one... :)

[farmgirl]

rofl
How come I'm crazy in all haiku's? :D

you weren't crazy in mine..... :)

hey... how about the guy I picked for you on the perfect person thread.... nice huh????? ;)
Well at least I wasn't shagging a piece of fat pork in that one... :)

well... that... and Heath Ledger is cute as hell! :)

[Haiw]

sexy Iowa English teacher
royal highness Buttercup
make me a sandwhich

crazy memphiz guy
I always steal his sandwhich
get me a new one

[farmgirl]

our epic hero
Beowulf- moderator
emulates Jack Black

[Nawlins]

our epic hero
Beowulf- moderator
emulates Jack Black

Haha... sweet. He'll love that one.

CJoe's haiku's are hilarious. I'm terrible at poetry so don't even ask.

[farmgirl]

our epic hero
Beowulf- moderator
emulates Jack Black

Haha... sweet. He'll love that one.

CJoe's haiku's are hilarious. I'm terrible at poetry so don't even ask.

thanks.... I'm not very good... joe's are funny.

I'm glad you found time to come back for awhile, Nawlins....
I'm working on one for you..... :)

[Nawlins]

I'm glad you found time to come back for awhile, Nawlins....
I'm working on one for you..... :)

Awesome... I can't wait.

On a random note... where did those dirty smilies in people's sigs come from? They're funny as hell.

[Haiw]

ex-Marine and smart
and getting grey already
funny at times too

So much for James :)

Maine Finn:
crazy finnish girl
gung-ho girl she scares me much
will nuke her again

Argyll:
skilt-wearing fury
often shouts at fools and likes
though moderator

Tane Angle:
old, wise and senile
older than my dad he is
but still a good guy

11F5:
always old an grumpy
yet knowing and fair he is
he doesn't like Jack

Hmm, this is actually pretty easy... :D

[California Joe]

cajun girl nawlins
mysterious and taken
breaking young hearts here

[farmgirl]

I'm glad you found time to come back for awhile, Nawlins....
I'm working on one for you..... :)

Awesome... I can't wait.

On a random note... where did those dirty smilies in people's sigs come from? They're funny as hell.


once again.... joe's is better.... but you'll have that....

Nawlins... here today
teasing us with her presence
miss her when she's gone



I'm not sure about the dirty smilies, but I'm sure that Jack probably had a hand in it.... or maybe it was Ivy????

[Nawlins]

Aw... thanks. Those are both great.

Please excuse me while I regress to age 12:


but I'm sure that Jack probably had a hand in it

rofl

Yeah... that was funny. But I wouldn't be surprised if he was the source.

[Maine Finn]

Maine Finn:
crazy finnish girl
gung-ho girl she scares me much
will nuke her again

Oh yeah?

Little Dutch child cries,
beaten by Viking daughter,
better run away.

[James]

Maine Finn and Haiw fuss
I must separate you two
You will get spankings

[farmgirl]

Maine Finn and Haiw fuss
I must separate you two
You will get spankings


How about me, James.... can I get one??? p-)

[Nawlins]

Maine Finn and Haiw fuss
I must separate you two
You will get spankings


How about me, James.... can I get one??? p-)

You dirrty girl.

[Haiw]

you can suck my balls
eat my ass with a spoon all
yes i am disturbed

[Ratamacue]

Goddamn, bunch o' horny old people in here, man.

[Maine Finn]

:bash:

Step back, Yankee, back,
'tis a fight not for you, this
Viking fights alone.

;)

[Haiw]

Maine Finn and Haiw fuss
I must separate you two
You will get spankings


Do me! Do me!
Nasty girl. BTW I already 'did' you. :P

[California Joe]

Haiku police......Haiw, it's 17 syllables not 37. Please refrain.

Your pal, Percy Shelly.

[James]

Farmgirl the siren
She lures me in cyberspace
I must spank her hard

[Haiw]

Goddamn, bunch o' horny old people in here, man.

crazy artist guy
or that is what he looks like
quit japping girly man
;)

[Haiw]

Haiku police......Haiw, it's 17 syllables not 37. Please refrain.

Your pal, Percy Shelly.
I don't think I quite
understood what you just said
could you please explain

[James]

Goddamn, bunch o' horny old people in here, man.

Ratamacue man
Afro wearing recruit, yes
Fears horny adults

[Maine Finn]

Yes, I'm the master
of verse, don't waste your time, you
can't even come close.

;)

[Ratamacue]

Nicely done Haiw, James. ;)

[farmgirl]

Farmgirl the siren
She lures me in cyberspace
I must spank her hard

Ohhh James, turn me on
anticipating your hand
Joe will be jealous


;) p-)


Nawlins.... I can't help it.... ;)

[James]

Joe is old and worn
I am much more virile, yes
Like a young lion

[farmgirl]

Memphiz.... silly boy
eats all of my sandwiches
corrects my spelling

[California Joe]

I used to like you
sorry but you must die James
I'm old and I'm mean

[farmgirl]

Joe is old and worn
I am much more virile, yes
Like a young lion



The lion stalks me
my heart is all aflutter
will the artist kill?

[farmgirl]

another for Tane


Secret agent man
mysterious and so wise
tell me your secrets


;)

[James]

I must go away
Time for errands and shopping
See you all later

[Seraphim]

I hate Haiku's

[Ratamacue]

I hate Haiku's

Haikus hate you.

[farmgirl]

I hate Haiku's


Seraphim take note
carest not thou hates Haiku
start another thread ;)

[Seoulstriker]

wow, i have no idea how to do a haiku. :|

[Haiw]

making ***** threads
******ly frustrated
wannabee docter

[farmgirl]

wow, i have no idea how to do a haiku. :|

breathe deeply, striker
it's not all that difficult
count the syllables :D

[Seoulstriker]

wow, i have no idea how to do a haiku. :|

breathe deeply, striker
it's not all that difficult
count the syllables :D


yeah, how many syllables?

[farmgirl]

wow, i have no idea how to do a haiku. :|

breathe deeply, striker
it's not all that difficult
count the syllables :D


yeah, how many syllables?


count silly....
5 in the first line
7 in the second
5 in the third

[Haiw]

count silly....
5 in the first line
7 in the second
5 in the third
You silly;

5 in the first line
7 in the second line
5 in the third line

[farmgirl]

Mocking Loudly Died
asian avatar and sig
taunting all the boys

so oft' sarcastic
the question stands.. are you a
woman or a man?

:D

[Nondescript]

According to my trusty American Heritage dictionary.

hai•ku An unrhymed Japanese poem having three lines of five, seven, and five syllables

syl•la•ble 1. A unit of spoken language consisting of a single uninterrupted sound forming a word, such as wit, or part of a word, such as per- in person. 2. One or more letters or phonetic symbols representing a spoken syllable.


Let me see if I understand correctly, this means that there is 2 syllables in haiku and three in syllable, am I correct.

[farmgirl]

count silly....
5 in the first line
7 in the second
5 in the third
You silly;

5 in the first line
7 in the second line
5 in the third line

nicely done, Haiw...
I wasn't thinking of syllables when I answered the question.... clearly I should have answered in Haiku..... ;)

[Maine Finn]

Striker, don't worry if you can't handle writing in 5-7-5 time, just go with regular verse. It's more fun anyway:

The Stapler

Little hinged machine,
why are you grinning at me?
Pint-sized weapon of mass-destruction,
one click at a time.
Semi-automatic operation
and special training is required.
Look out, it’s aiming!
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclick.

I've got more poems, but they're more dark and depressing than this one.

[farmgirl]

Striker, don't worry if you can't handle writing in 5-7-5 time, just go with regular verse. It's more fun anyway:

The Stapler

Little hinged machine,
why are you grinning at me?
Pint-sized weapon of mass-destruction,
one click at a time.
Semi-automatic operation
and special training is required.
Look out, it’s aiming!
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclick.

I've got more poems, but they're more dark and depressing than this one.


yeah... but do it in another thread, because this one is for Haiku :)

[farmgirl]

According to my trusty American Heritage dictionary.

hai•ku An unrhymed Japanese poem having three lines of five, seven, and five syllables

syl•la•ble 1. A unit of spoken language consisting of a single uninterrupted sound forming a word, such as wit, or part of a word, such as per- in person. 2. One or more letters or phonetic symbols representing a spoken syllable.


Let me see if I understand correctly, this means that there is 2 syllables in haiku and three in syllable, am I correct.

You've got it ;)

[Seoulstriker]

gun-toting monkey
kicks duci's liberal ass
everyone loves him.



that's easy! woot

[farmgirl]

gun-toting monkey
kicks duci's liberal ass
everyone loves him.



that's easy! woot


by george.... I think he's got it! :D

[Maine Finn]

Striker, don't worry if you can't handle writing in 5-7-5 time, just go with regular verse. It's more fun anyway:

The Stapler

Little hinged machine,
why are you grinning at me?
Pint-sized weapon of mass-destruction,
one click at a time.
Semi-automatic operation
and special training is required.
Look out, it’s aiming!
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclick.

I've got more poems, but they're more dark and depressing than this one.


yeah... but do it in another thread, because this one is for Haiku :)

I know... it's just an alternative... I suck at haiku.

Look at my previous post to see what I mean... those are awful.

[farmgirl]

Striker, don't worry if you can't handle writing in 5-7-5 time, just go with regular verse. It's more fun anyway:

The Stapler

Little hinged machine,
why are you grinning at me?
Pint-sized weapon of mass-destruction,
one click at a time.
Semi-automatic operation
and special training is required.
Look out, it’s aiming!
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclick.

I've got more poems, but they're more dark and depressing than this one.


yeah... but do it in another thread, because this one is for Haiku :)

I know... it's just an alternative... I suck at haiku.

Look at my previous post to see what I mean... those are awful.

clearly none of us are really good, but as long as we're having fun it doesn't matter. I think another poetry thread would be fine if you want to start one. In fact, I think that would be cool. :)

[Fargin]

Haiku don't rhyme
I'll get drunk and then naked
Leave it or take it

[Nondescript]

According to my trusty American Heritage dictionary.

hai•ku An unrhymed Japanese poem having three lines of five, seven, and five syllables

syl•la•ble 1. A unit of spoken language consisting of a single uninterrupted sound forming a word, such as wit, or part of a word, such as per- in person. 2. One or more letters or phonetic symbols representing a spoken syllable.


Let me see if I understand correctly, this means that there is 2 syllables in haiku and three in syllable, am I correct.

You've got it ;)

OK very good, then I don't feel any need to write haiku. I don't like to use any artistic skills, besides it would take too long and it's way past my bed-time. Good night y'all :hug:

[Flagg]

Cali Joe fires wit
Always, lurking in shadow
Some, die unknowing

Whispers when writing
Farm Girl is teacher to all
Fury, awaits fools

Beowulf, been there
Exploits don't come from a book
Bold should read posts twice

Hood, founder of realm
King of world's greatest nut house
Respected by all

Where Dueterium
Quiet professional gone
All hope back safe, soon

Ducimus flees left
Flagg charges on to the right
Compromise, shot dead

Sixgun Symphoney
Ugly noises in my head
The horror remains

[Flagg]

I forgot a monkey haiku:

everywhere monkeys
sudden urge for bananas
oh, oh, ah, aH, AH!

[California Joe]

Outstanding.

I am in awe of your talent sir.

[Vance]

Maiden who tends cows
Chickens, dogs, cats, horses, sheep
Farmgirl of heaven

[farmgirl]

young, cute wannabe
Vance will make his momma proud
wearing camouflage

[farmgirl]

Outstanding.

I am in awe of your talent sir.

agreed.... nicely done Flagg....
one coming your way....

I like mine best.... ;)

[farmgirl]

Flagg... forum guest star
state of utter confusion
he is like the wind ;)


Flagg... voice of reason
compared me to Diane Lane
knows how to earn points :D

[Vance]

Man in the trenchcoat
Black all over, nothing else
Hood might ban you soon

[Seoulstriker]

mocking loudly (died)
hot asian girl avatars
is he boy or girl?

california joe
draws naked women for fun
but he is married

jack mehoff jacks off
has gigs of ****ography
his wife doesn't care?

duc is liberal
doesn't care much for logic
keeps posting garbage.

op ivy loves tanks
is future tank commander?
please, no friendly-fire.

[Apogee]

Damn, ya'll are good at this. This is gonna give me night mares, thinking back to high school English class trying to write this stuff.

[Flagg]

California Joe wrote:
Outstanding.

I am in awe of your talent sir.


agreed.... nicely done Flagg....
one coming your way....

I like mine best....

Aw shucks :oops: cheers

Here's more:

Within Seoul, healer
Famous surgeon some day, but
Practice not, on us

James, first in, last out
Legacy of Tun Tavern
Marine, forever

TP, Devildog
Now lives life as Privateer
Hush falls on approach

obd rants on
professional help needed
or maybe girlfriend

[Vance]

Indescribable
Inenarrable bias
Ducimus19

[farmgirl]

Damn, ya'll are good at this. This is gonna give me night mares, thinking back to high school English class trying to write this stuff.


they're easier to write when there is no pressure! :)


a West Point cadet
Scuba, a quiet leader
proud he's on our side

[Haiw]

haiku is easy
poetry a child can make
it does not take skill

[Flagg]

another monkey haiku:

Apes invade our site
As Charleton Heston said
"You damn dirty apes!"

[farmgirl]

Durandal... wood man
boozing monkey avatar
totes a machine gun :D




Durandal...good man
take me to Barbados now
slather me with oil p-)

[farmgirl]

Cali Joe, my friend
you sketched me so prettily
want to try again? :)

[Haiw]

yes please draw farmgirl
seoulstriker needs new stuff
to beat the meat to

[Vance]

Don't forget, kiddies
The faster your download is
The bigger your schlong

[Haiw]

I must commend you
little guy with Portugese flag
for that nice haiku

[Guttorm]

yes please draw farmgirl
seoulstriker needs new stuff
to beat the meat to

rofl My lord!







The Stapler

Little hinged machine,
why are you grinning at me?
Pint-sized weapon of mass-destruction,
one click at a time.
Semi-automatic operation
and special training is required.
Look out, it’s aiming!
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclick.

I've got more poems, but they're more dark and depressing than this one.

Maine, that was great! Is it your own? You have talent! :hug:

[Maine Finn]

Yeah. It was an old English assignment where we had to think of an inanimate object and write a poem about it. I picked a stapler right away. mainly because I had stapled my thumb not too long before that day.
Typical me, I was playing with dangerous objects.

:cantbeli:

[Jack Mehoff]

all STFU
let's not talk about me eh
Jack Mehoff the pimp

[California Joe]

Where have you been spidermonkey pal? ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

BRM range for the last two days. ****! there goes my weekend

[farmgirl]

all STFU
let's not talk about me eh
Jack Mehoff the pimp

muscle bound love god
has staked his claim on farmgirl
a dangerous wish :)


Edit: I like this one better.....

staked a claim on me
be careful what you wish for
muscle bound love god p-)

[Hullebullen]

Only six bullets
against the commie faggots
Save one for yourself...

[California Joe]

distracted sketching
smooth lines like a walnut stock
lift your ass higher

[farmgirl]

distracted sketching
smooth lines like a walnut stock
lift your ass higher


*blush*

[Hullebullen]

Misanthropic boy
using forums to insult
call his parents now!

[EvanL]

Beautiful Breasts
Teacher at day
Angel at night

Farmgirl.
Its porbablyt not right cus i hate haikus and sopranos are on.

[Vance]

EL got it wrong
It goes 5,7,5, man
With the syllables.

[Haiw]

Beautiful Breasts
Teacher at day
Angel at night

Farmgirl.
Its porbablyt not right cus i hate haikus and sopranos are on.
Got it all wrong...

Lovely breasts she has
Teaching kids she does at day
an Angel at night

[Jack Mehoff]

and i thought i'm the only horndog :oops:

[farmgirl]

Beautiful Breasts
Teacher at day
Angel at night

Farmgirl.
Its porbablyt not right cus i hate haikus and sopranos are on.
Got it all wrong...

Lovely breasts she has
Teaching kids she does at day
an Angel at night

:oops:

can I just make it clear to anyone who is wondering.... no one on this forum has actually seen my breasts. :)

[Ratamacue]

Yeah, someone oughta make a Haiku about Farmgirl's walnut gunstock instead.

[Durandal]

Durandal is cool
He has lots of land and guns
Shooting them is fun

That Triggerpuller
He hates you so f*cking much
But hes never met you... :lol:

I try.


Awwww....

That's sweet...

[farmgirl]

Durandal is cool
He has lots of land and guns
Shooting them is fun

That Triggerpuller
He hates you so f*cking much
But hes never met you... :lol:

I try.


Awwww....

That's sweet...


but, but, but.... I wrote two for you!!!! :( ;)

[Trigger]

Trigger, late again
Misses good times on weekends
See you on Monday

[memphiz]

Memphiz.... silly boy
eats all of my sandwiches
corrects my spelling
:D


sexy Iowa English teacher
royal highness Buttercup
make me a sandwhich

crazy memphiz guy
I always steal his sandwhich
get me a new one
:D

they all envolve sandwiches :)
ill think of some in a sec

[memphiz]

Farmgirl, hot mama
maker of sandwiches,oh yeah
farmgirl has ****s, sweet

[Durandal]

[but, but, but.... I wrote two for you!!!! :( ;)

I hadn't read through the seven pages yet... :)

Now that I have, I see that you did...

Nice.

:)

[farmgirl]

[but, but, but.... I wrote two for you!!!! :( ;)

I hadn't read through the seven pages yet... :)

Now that I have, I see that you did...

Nice.

:)


ahhh should have thought of that.... of course you wouldn't ignore me..... ;)

[farmgirl]

Farmgirl, hot mama
maker of sandwiches,oh yeah
farmgirl has ****s, sweet

rofl Memphiz... you kill me.... :)

[memphiz]

Farmgirl, hot mama
maker of sandwiches,oh yeah
farmgirl has ****s, sweet

rofl Memphiz... you kill me.... :)
:D im good aint i

[memphiz]

Cali Joe dont get none
internet was last resort
did not work for him
:D

[Durandal]

Ok, here is my first attempt...and of course, it will go to farmgirl :)

Iowa hills rolling
grassland plain wind swept farm land
earthy and homly

elegant woman
she brings beauty fair and sweet
Iowa diamond

blue grass Kentucky
home to the sword of Roland
horses graze content

proper man wonders
lost in the glow from Iowa
hears the siren call

[Jack Mehoff]

farmgirl wants Jackie
Sit on a tree french kissing
look cute together

[Durandal]

And of course, I cannot be me, without creating this one...

nation forefathers
liberty and sacrifice
a republic built

[Jack Mehoff]

all STFU
let's not talk about me eh
Jack Mehoff the pimp

muscle bound love god
has staked his claim on farmgirl
a dangerous wish :)


Edit: I like this one better.....

staked a claim on me
be careful what you wish for
muscle bound love god p-)

farmgirl wants Jackie
be careful what you wish for
muscle bound love god ;)

[Flagg]

CJ, Beowulf
It's all fun and games, until
hooker found in trunk :oops:

[Flagg]

chinese restaurant
we dont' really serve dog, but
special price on cat ;)

[Seoulstriker]

the trigger puller
how many prostitutes dead?
we will never know.

rofl

[Haiw]

the triggerpuller
is gonna smack your face in
say bye bye docter

[MolliG]

Surfing Mil' Photos
Whilst listening to Britney
Woohoo so much fun!

:P

[Kenshin]

Hangover is gone
From Sketches to Poetry
CJ an artist indeed


how's that?

[Haiw]

horndogs and perverts
old pros and young wannabees
we have got em all

Our new 'forum haiku' ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

hooter yum yum yum
hooter on a girl that dumb
long live the hooter

[Trigger]

The boy child Haiw
How the hell do you say that?
Must be a Dutch thing.

Mexican soccer
Their fans cheer for Osama
TP f**ked your mom.

ibstolidude
The man, the myth, the legend
Likes to drink Vodka.

He219
He's the undisputed king
Of the Daily Pics.

[MolliG]

Farmgirl and Nawlins,
Famous ladies of the board,
All the boys just drool...

;)

[MolliG]

Trigger is the man,
His F-16 gives me wood,
AMRAAMs turn me on.

:lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

Farmgirl and Nawlins,
Famous ladies of the board,
All the boys just drool...

;)

nice

[MolliG]

Maine Finn has arrived
End of Farmgirl and Nawlins?
"**** mud fight!" Jack screams.

I'm on a role! :D

[MolliG]

REMOV the gun nut,
He knows firearms inside out,
Is he Ian V. Hogg?

A 'Walnut Gunstock',
That sweet curve a woman has,
Just above her bum.

:)

[Haiw]

a man or woman?
fan of belluci for sure
who needs to know more

[farmgirl]

Maine Finn has arrived
End of Farmgirl and Nawlins?
"**** mud fight!" Jack screams.

I'm on a role! :D


rofl to quote my good friend California Joe, "not bloody likely." ;)

[MolliG]

Woot it's now complete,
Natasha Page 3 model,
Adorns my desktop.

:D

[MolliG]

a man or woman?..

That is the question,
Am I a hot woman or
Just a sweet young man?

:D

[Beowulf]

CJ, Beowulf
It's all fun and games, until
hooker found in trunk :oops:
nice one woot

[Haiw]

a man or woman?..

That is the question,
Am I a hot woman or
Just a sweet young man?

:D
or just plain ugly
a full-fledged geek, beating off
to forum pictures
;)

[MolliG]

or just plain ugly
a full-fledged geek, beating off
to forum pictures

Hey how about no,
You... You crazy Dutch bastard,
... Only joking mate.

;)

[Maine Finn]

Maine Finn has arrived
End of Farmgirl and Nawlins?
"**** mud fight!" Jack screams.

I'm on a role! :D


rofl to quote my good friend California Joe, "not bloody likely." ;)

For sure.

:cantbeli:

Look what I miss when I go to class!!

Stupid college!! :fork:
:D

[MolliG]

Maybe we should post
In Haiku form all the time,
It would be funky.

[Maine Finn]

Perhaps, we shall, but
maybe another time, aye,
when classes are done.

Another time, gents,
now off to class with me,
college such a drag.

:D

[MolliG]

Know they know Maine Finn
Is a girl they pester her,
For sexy photos.

:)

[Jack Mehoff]

New female members
Must post their bikini pics
I make up this rule

[Haiw]

Maybe we should post
In Haiku form all the time,
It would be funky.
A rule to live by
will that be for me from now
for the next few days.

:P
(only in off-topic though ;))

[MolliG]

Cool Haiku it is
For the say next week or two
But in Off-Topic.

:D

[Haiw]

not in gay threads though
as they are already gay
enough without it

[MolliG]

New female members
Must post their bikini pics
I make up this rule

Bet it's all a front,
Jack Mehoff is really gay,
No need to hide it.

;)

[Haiw]

out of the closet
he must come, for his actions
have no truth in them

[MolliG]

'Do you feel me now'
Remix of 'Toxic' is cool,
Got the CD now!

Is it me or has
The guy in my avatar
Got nice eyes? Mmmm Steyr...

;)

[Maine Finn]

Know they know Maine Finn
Is a girl they pester her,
For sexy photos.

:)

rofl

An old pic have I
of a wee naked child, how
strange, looks like me.

;)

[Nawlins]

Maine Finn has arrived
End of Farmgirl and Nawlins?
"**** mud fight!" Jack screams.

I'm on a role! :D


rofl to quote my good friend California Joe, "not bloody likely." ;)

haha... yeah, he wishes.

[MolliG]

Jack has once again
Failed to impress the girls,
"Thank god!" We all cheer.

:lol:

[Haiw]

impress them in vain,
he always tries, but never
shall he see succes

[farmgirl]

Ok, here is my first attempt...and of course, it will go to farmgirl :)

Iowa hills rolling
grassland plain wind swept farm land
earthy and homly

elegant woman
she brings beauty fair and sweet
Iowa diamond

blue grass Kentucky
home to the sword of Roland
horses graze content

proper man wonders
lost in the glow from Iowa
hears the siren call


so sweet Durandal
your compliments make me blush
I'm not far away ;) :D

[Haiw]

farmgirl, Durandel,
sitting in a tree, romance
shines once more at thee

[memphiz]

double kicks Haiw,
MolliG in the balls
taking Haiku, Gay

[Haiw]

hurt you much I shall,
for those witty responses,
that are uncalled for

[Maine Finn]

Now, minun poika,
let's not start trouble, not now...
okay, now rähinä.

:D

Hope that makes sense!

[farmgirl]

ibstolidude
come drink some vodka with me
will Absolut do? ;)

[Maine Finn]

Helvetti ei-ääni
imeä Finlandia, erota
Absolut takia Venäjä.

Sorry if that doesn't fit the format, and especially if it makes no sense. My brain is fried right now.

[Durandal]

so sweet Durandal
your compliments make me blush
I'm not far away ;) :D

Heheh, I try...

Hey, do the smilies count as syllables? p-)

Now that I have the hang of it I was thinking of doing a Haiku series on the Founding of America...

Hmmm...

[farmgirl]

so sweet Durandal
your compliments make me blush
I'm not far away ;) :D

Heheh, I try...

Hey, do the smilies count as syllables? p-)

Now that I have the hang of it I was thinking of doing a Haiku series on the Founding of America...

Hmmm...


:)
no of course the smilies don't count as syllables! ;)
They are punctuation!!

So when you coming to see God's country?

[memphiz]

we browse these forums,
to gain greater intellegence
from BTDT's
oh yeh

[Durandal]

Raul Revere's Ride

for one light or two
the kings men in red coats come
Paul Revere does ride

he rides fast with cry
through the woods England the New
warning patriots

men of the minute
they grab their guns, now ready
form up on the green

men of freedom wait
defending their families
protect liberty

men of Lexington
it is the moment of truth
in the dawning sun

[Durandal]

So when you coming to see God's country?

Wait, I thought Ohio and Kentucky are God's country.

;)

[Haiw]

No man...it's the Netherlands!

[Maine Finn]

Are you insane?

God's Country is Maine!

[Haiw]

the Netherlands is Gods country!
You see? It's been written! It's the Netherlands!

[Durandal]

Well, regardless, I think we can all agree "God's Country" ain't Detroit!

:D

[farmgirl]

So when you coming to see God's country?

Wait, I thought Ohio and Kentucky are God's country.

;)


misguided youth.... God's country is where the goddess resides....
therefore.... Iowa.... ;)

[California Joe]

She's got you there.

[ChuckThunder]

the trigger puller
how many prostitutes dead?
we will never know.

rofl

Bad... but funny none the less.

[Haiw]

So when you coming to see God's country?

Wait, I thought Ohio and Kentucky are God's country.

;)


misguided youth.... God's country is where the goddess resides....
therefore.... Iowa.... ;)
a statement like that
will require solid proof
for us drooling geeks

[Durandal]

She's got you there.

Yes, truly.

It is hard to argue that...

[Maine Finn]

If I were a Saami from that region, I'm pretty sure I'd disagree with all of you and say that Lapland was God's Country. It's got to be one of the prettiest places. My aunt went there once, and took pictures. It's stunning.

I wanna go there now!!

By the way, you win!

[memphiz]

Bah... Canada is Gods country
i am God
this is my country
therefor Canada is Gods country

i win.period. end of sentence.no more arguing. done.Finn

[farmgirl]

Raul Revere's Ride

for one light or two
the kings men in red coats come
Paul Revere does ride

he rides fast with cry
through the woods England the New
warning patriots

men of the minute
they grab their guns, now ready
form up on the green

men of freedom wait
defending their families
protecting freedom

men of Lexington
it is the moment of truth
in the dawning sun


I realized I was so busy flirting with you that I didn't comment on your poetry. Very nicely done..... :)

[Maine Finn]

Bah... Canada is Gods country
i am God
this is my country
therefor Canada is Gods country

i win.period. end of sentence.no more arguing. done.Finn

Funny.

[Durandal]

I realized I was so busy flirting with you that I didn't comment on your poetry. Very nicely done..... :)

Ack, I made a mistake...have to correct it.

Many thanks farmgirl. I do not mind you missing the post so long as its because of the flirting. ;)

A question to the Haiku experts or at least those of you in the know...

Is it exceptable to write multi stanza Haiku or is a Haiku ONLY one group of three lines?

Just curious.

[Maine Finn]

A true haiku is only three lines, but I don't see why you can't make it multi-stanza. It would certainly be interesting to read!
The 5-7-5 time rule still applies, obviously, but other than that, it's really yours to work with as you wish.

[farmgirl]

I realized I was so busy flirting with you that I didn't comment on your poetry. Very nicely done..... :)

Ack, I made a mistake...have to correct it.

Many thanks farmgirl. I do not mind you missing the post so long as its because of the flirting. ;)

A question to the Haiku experts or at least those of you in the know...

Is it exceptable to write multi stanza Haiku or is a Haiku ONLY one group of three lines?

Just curious.


well... good... cause I didn't so much want to skip the flirting.... ;)

generally Haiku is done in one group of lines, however, I have seen it done in multiple stanzas, so I believe it is acceptable either way.

[memphiz]

Bah... Canada is Gods country
i am God
this is my country
therefor Canada is Gods country

i win.period. end of sentence.no more arguing. done.Finn

Funny.
its true ;)

[memphiz]

Canada is god's
country, it is the bestest
better than yours,suck'r

[ibstolidude]

ibstolidude
come drink some vodka with me
will Absolut do? ;)
Absolut-ly


thanks!

[Durandal]

Not too sure I am all that happy with this one. I tried to do a Haiku of each of the first ten Amendments of the COnstitution of the United States...it maight have been easier to do it if I hadn't used amendment in each of the first lines...*shrug*

The Bill Of Rights

amendment the one
speech and religion freedom
right to assemble

amendment second
a regualted militia
a right unto arms

amendment in three
within private domicile
troops shall never stay

amendment of four
unwarranted search is ill
and no seizures

amendment the fifth
speedy and public trial
no twice peril

amendment of six
the righteous trial by jury
counsel for defense

amendment seven
contests of more than twenty
a jury given

amendment in eight
and no cruel punishment
nor excessive bails

amendment the nine
if not mentioned here take heed
there are other rights

the last amendment
rights not contained herein
to States and us

[farmgirl]

Durandal....
you are indeed creative.... :)

nicely done :)

[Durandal]

Durandal....
you are indeed creative.... :)

nicely done :)

Thank you...

Got the creative juices flowing. I got a late start, so I missed out on doing ones on the other forum members, so I thought I would try these...

Something different.

Oh, I did a little research. While some people do Haikus in multiple stanzas, the original art forum was supposed to be ONLY 17 syllabols, period.

The way I read it, the idea was to capture the essence of the moment in absolute sincere simplicty...

Which makes sense.

I sort of wasn't paying attention in High School when we went over this stuff...or maybe I simply forgot. After spending a period in Latin class, going straight to English was painful at best...

God, that was, what, 18 years ago? Time flies...

[farmgirl]

Durandal....
you are indeed creative.... :)

nicely done :)

Thank you...

Got the creative juices flowing. I got a late start, so I missed out on doing ones on the other forum members, so I thought I would try these...

Something different.

Oh, I did a little research. While some people do Haikus in multiple stanzas, the original art forum was supposed to be ONLY 17 syllabols, period.

The way I read it, the idea was to capture the essence of the moment in absolute sincere simplicty...

Which makes sense.

I sort of wasn't paying attention in High School when we went over this stuff...or maybe I simply forgot. After spending a period in Latin class, going straight to English was painful at best...

God, that was, what, 18 years ago? Time flies...


Makes sense to me too.... you'd think that would be something that an English teacher should know. :) My only defense is that we're not to Japanese literature in my world lit class, so it's been a few years for me as well.
18 years huh? You don't look old enough for it to have been 18 years. :)

Agreed... time does fly. I can remember my mom telling me that time would go faster the older I got.... I believe her.

[James]

Time passes quickly
Faster the older you get
Enjoy, no regrets

[farmgirl]

Time passes quickly
Faster the older you get
Enjoy, no regrets

nice :hug:

[Durandal]

Well,let's see. I went to Walnut Hills HS. It was a public College Prep school in Cincinnati, OH (grades 7 thru 12).

I know we went over Haikus before I was a junior, whihc means I would have been around 16...1986-87...

We covered all sorts of stuff at that school. I went for a more of a liberal arts rather than a Physics/Math?Computers path. Three years of Latin, three years of Chinese (Mandarin). Comparitive Politics AP, European History AP, Art History AP, Studio Art...

A rather eclectic education for the age...and cosidering it was a public school. A majority of it has been lost between learning other more important things and...

...lots of beer. :D

[James]

Beer in highschool, yeah
Weekend trips to Mexico
Where has the time gone?

[farmgirl]

Well,let's see. I went to Walnut Hills HS. It was a public College Prep school in Cincinnati, OH (grades 7 thru 12).

I know we went over Haikus before I was a junior, whihc means I would have been around 16...1986-87...

We covered all sorts of stuff at that school. I went for a more of a liberal arts rather than a Physics/Math?Computers path. Three years of Latin, three years of Chinese (Mandarin). Comparitive Politics AP, European History AP, Art History AP, Studio Art...

A rather eclectic education for the age...and cosidering it was a public school. A majority of it has been lost between learning other more important things and...


...lots of beer. :D


Impressive offerings for a public high school! My school was very small, so I didn't have the same opportunities. However, I feel like I got a pretty good education. I'm quite certain I've retained everything I ever learned.... ;)

A few really important things.....
1) tilt the glass when pouring a beer
2) tilt the quarter at just the right angle before bouncing
3) know when to say when ;) (took me a looooong time to learn that one, and sometimes I still have to have a refresher course)

[Salty Dog]

Spartan plays all day
action figures start attack
1/6th warriors

Farmgirl beats her kids
students get taped to the desk
they don't act up now

cali joe draws well
sketches farmgirl in the ****
wears hawaiian shirts?

[Vance]

Your head will collapse
But there is nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself...

Where is my mind? Where
Is my mind? Out in the wa-
ter see it swimmin'

[Salty Dog]

the ocean breeze is
the ocean breeze is so nice
who wants a hot dog?

[farmgirl]

Beer in highschool, yeah
Weekend trips to Mexico
Where has the time gone?


good girl in high school
Farmgirl waited 'til college
made up for lost time p-)

[Durandal]

3) know when to say when ;) (took me a looooong time to learn that one, and sometimes I still have to have a refresher course)

Yeah, tell me about it. Every once in a while I think I am 22 again...

[Salty Dog]

and one for bootcamp:

south carolina
leave all my friends for bootcamp
make new ones down there

13 weeks of hell
what a place to turn eighteen
i can't f***in wait :P

[James]

High School in Texas
I did not wait 'till college
Got an early start

Not so much now though
I've mellowed with age, although
I still enjoy fun

[James]

and one for bootcamp:

south carolina
leave all my friends for bootcamp
make new ones down there

MarineDEP4, good luck
you will hate it, it is bad
just three months, don't quit

[farmgirl]

High School in Texas
I did not wait 'till college
Got an early start

Not so much now though
I've mellowed with age, although
I still enjoy fun


must mellow or die!
can't keep up that college pace
I'd have no brain cells! :)

[Salty Dog]

and one for bootcamp:

south carolina
leave all my friends for bootcamp
make new ones down there

MarineDEP4, good luck
you will hate it, it is bad
just three months, don't quit

i am still excited to go though, even though i know it will suck. and i will keep at it. thanks for the advice james. :D

i kind of like these hiakus (spelling?), it's relieving the small amount of stress i have right now suprisingly.

[James]

I enjoy this thread
We should communicate just
With haikus I think

[Salty Dog]

I enjoy this thread
We should communicate just
With haikus I think

i agree with you
though it may be hard at times
it would be quite fun

[farmgirl]

I enjoy this thread
We should communicate just
With haikus I think

:)

[James]

and one for bootcamp:

south carolina
leave all my friends for bootcamp
make new ones down there

MarineDEP4, good luck
you will hate it, it is bad
just three months, don't quit

i am still excited to go though, even though i know it will suck. and i will keep at it. thanks for the advice james. :D

i kind of like these hiakus (spelling?), it's relieving the small amount of stress i have right now suprisingly.

Only in haikus
Can we communicate now
Please remember that

Do not have stress yet
When do you leave for PI?
I was Hollywood

[Salty Dog]

june 6th is the day
hours after graduation
highschool will be done

[farmgirl]

how long out are you?
young lion what dost thou do?
are you in college?

[Salty Dog]

how long out are you?
young lion what dost thou do?
are you in college?

confused, you make me
if you explain yourself then
i might understand

[Salty Dog]

how long out are you?
young lion what dost thou do?
are you in college?

confused, you make me
if you explain yourself then
i might understand

were talking to james
i am so stupid right now
my bad, please go on

[farmgirl]

how long out are you?
young lion what dost thou do?
are you in college?

confused, you make me
if you explain yourself then
i might understand

was to james I spoke
asking of his current plight
he is a lion ;)

[Salty Dog]

how long out are you?
young lion what dost thou do?
are you in college?

confused, you make me
if you explain yourself then
i might understand

were talking to james
i am so stupid right now
my bad, please go on

i posted before
beat you to it by seconds
caught my own mistake

[James]

how long out are you?
young lion what dost thou do?
are you in college?

Six years out so far
Finished college, G.I. Bill
Defense Contractor

No infant lion
A lion in his prime now
I work for Navy

[memphiz]

man old people are depressing :| p-)

the military
is super cool, you get guns
and stuff, year away

[Salty Dog]

man old people are depressing :| p-)

the military
is super cool, you get guns
and stuff, year away

one year huh?, try four
that's minimum for marines
but that is not bad

[James]

man old people are depressing :| p-)

the military
is super cool, you get guns
and stuff, year away

Define old, young stud
As you age you become wise
I am but thirty

[farmgirl]

man old people are depressing :| p-)

the military
is super cool, you get guns
and stuff, year away

Define old, young stud
As you age you become wise
I am but thirty

thirty is not old
much is learned after twenty
older is better! :)

[Jack Mehoff]

being young feels good
thirty is very old old
order your tombstone

[memphiz]

man old people are depressing :| p-)

the military
is super cool, you get guns
and stuff, year away

one year huh?, try four
that's minimum for marines
but that is not bad
PPCLI (shut it 5 letters=5 syllibles)
year, i have to wait to join,
to defend country




Define old, young stud
As you age you become wise
I am but thirty
old is with wrinkles
old is wise,but forgetfull
thirty is not old



(its hard to answer in Haiku)

[EvanL]

this thread is homo
i wonder where adam is
he would enjoy this