Maine Finn
03-08-2004, 07:52 PM
I found this in an old copy of The Maine Finn, which is a newsletter sent out by the Finnish-American Heritage Society of Maine. (FAHSOM)
It's a "recipe" for pannukkaku.
Pannukkaku
Yuu shud haff 9 ant haff inch pie plate. Hif yuu don't haff one, go to Walmarrti ant ket one. Hit comes out betta in one of dose.
Yuu need 2 ekks. Fresh ekks are betta. Hif yuu don't haff hens of yuu own, maype yuu know somebody who does. Hif yuu do, pe goot to dem. Maype dey vill gif yuu fresh ekks for yuu pannukkaku.
Yuu shud haff taken 2 cuppi maito out of ta icepox early in ta morning when yuu made yuu fire so hit wud pe room tempasure already. Hiff yuu ditn't, yuu can microwaffe hit now. Chust a little pit. Not too muts.
Yuu need 1 cuppi flour. Yuu can ket sum at Shop ant Save hif yuu don't haff any. Hit helps hiff yuu sift it maype.
Yuu need 3 tbsp. sokeri. Yuu can sift dat in with the flour, also a little pit of suola.
Yuu need 3 tbsp. voi. Yuu can meld hit in ta pie plate while yuu are warming yuu offen up to 375. Maype yuu swirl hit round ta pie plate pefore yuu poor hit in wit ta rest of ta patter.
Now yuu reaty to mits hit all up. Stir maito and ekks together. Den add yuu flour mitsure. Stir wit whisk. Hit's pest. Add yuu putter last. Poor hit all into yuu 9 ant haff inch pie plate from Walmarrti ant put hit into yuu offen. Let is pake for 45 minutti, maype little pit more. Depends on yuu offen.
Ton't purn yuu hants when yuu take hit out of ta offen. Hit vill pe hot.
Hif yuu haff maple syrup ant sausetts, hit wud pe goot.
No niin.
I can translate if necessary, but it's only funny when read this way.
It's a "recipe" for pannukkaku.
Pannukkaku
Yuu shud haff 9 ant haff inch pie plate. Hif yuu don't haff one, go to Walmarrti ant ket one. Hit comes out betta in one of dose.
Yuu need 2 ekks. Fresh ekks are betta. Hif yuu don't haff hens of yuu own, maype yuu know somebody who does. Hif yuu do, pe goot to dem. Maype dey vill gif yuu fresh ekks for yuu pannukkaku.
Yuu shud haff taken 2 cuppi maito out of ta icepox early in ta morning when yuu made yuu fire so hit wud pe room tempasure already. Hiff yuu ditn't, yuu can microwaffe hit now. Chust a little pit. Not too muts.
Yuu need 1 cuppi flour. Yuu can ket sum at Shop ant Save hif yuu don't haff any. Hit helps hiff yuu sift it maype.
Yuu need 3 tbsp. sokeri. Yuu can sift dat in with the flour, also a little pit of suola.
Yuu need 3 tbsp. voi. Yuu can meld hit in ta pie plate while yuu are warming yuu offen up to 375. Maype yuu swirl hit round ta pie plate pefore yuu poor hit in wit ta rest of ta patter.
Now yuu reaty to mits hit all up. Stir maito and ekks together. Den add yuu flour mitsure. Stir wit whisk. Hit's pest. Add yuu putter last. Poor hit all into yuu 9 ant haff inch pie plate from Walmarrti ant put hit into yuu offen. Let is pake for 45 minutti, maype little pit more. Depends on yuu offen.
Ton't purn yuu hants when yuu take hit out of ta offen. Hit vill pe hot.
Hif yuu haff maple syrup ant sausetts, hit wud pe goot.
No niin.
I can translate if necessary, but it's only funny when read this way.