You might be a REMF if…

[WARPIG]

You might be a REMF if…

I have seen You might be MI if..
You might be too hooah if…
How about some suggestions for you might be a REMF?

I heard a good one..
You might be a REMF.. if you think FORSCOM is the piece of skin you had cut off your pecker when you were a baby.

[hank]

Dammit! What the hell is FORSCOM? Guess I stay in the rear, with the gear, huh? WARPIG - can I hold your gun? Please. ;)

hank

[WARPIG]

You might be a REMF if.... PT is cancelled because of sun.
You might be a REMF if.... "the field" is where a farmer works.

[hank]

You might be a REMF if.... PT is cancelled because of sun.
You might be a REMF if.... "the field" is where a farmer works.

Damn, now I am 0 for 3. I suck.

hank

[Nondescript]

You might be a REMF if.... you don't have to clean your kit at the end of a one month field exercise

yeah i know, HA :|

[Mechanical Ambush]

You have to deny you're a REMF!
:bash:

[Salty Dog]

you might be a remf if you don't know what an mre is.

[Maine Finn]

you might be a remf if you don't know what an mre is.

The spaghetti one is pretty goot... I mean good.... derr
:cantbeli:

But yeah.

I need sleep.

:(

[Jack Mehoff]

MREs=butt plug. I did not have to poo for 3 straight days if i eat too many of that ****

[WARPIG]

You might be a REMF if: training is stopped to reboot
You might be a REMF if: you think TACSOP is Chinese take out
You might be a REMF if: you think sending SPAM is punishable by the UCMJ

[Jack Mehoff]

You might be a REMF if you are WARPIG ;)

[Beowulf]

MREs=butt plug. I did not have to poo for 3 straight days if i eat too many of that ****
that's the best when you're out in the field though. I can usually make it back to the "porcelain" if it's only a 3 day field problem. I hate taking field ****s.....

[WARPIG]

You might be a REMF if you are WARPIG ;)

I must be both... "You can't spell wimp without MP."
and "You can't take a **** without a grunt."

[California Joe]

if "re boot" applies to hard drives and not footwear.

[Nondescript]

MREs=butt plug. I did not have to poo for 3 straight days if i eat too many of that ****
that's the best when you're out in the field though. I can usually make it back to the "porcelain" if it's only a 3 day field problem. I hate taking field ****s.....

Nah field ****s are great. You hold it in for two or three days depending on what you've eaten, and when you can't take a step without farting you take a huge dump, the kind of dump that you think giving birth feels like. Afterwards it feels like you're walking on a cloud.

You might be a REMF if the worst thing that has happened to you is the e-mail not working.

[WARPIG]

Field 5hits are no big deal, I actually hate the port-o-lets. Only problem is when the turds come out like you ate the MRE package whole.. hard, heavy, and has those damn sharp corners. :oops: grrrrunt.. pant pant pant...grrrrrrrrrunt.. ow!.. pant pant..grrrrrrunt..OW!


You might be a REMF if "goin commando" is the closest you have ever come to actually being in uniform.

You might be a REMF if you think a "high and tight" is a tall virgin's a55.

[Ichhabe]

7 days before I could do my duty for Mother Nature. MRE's,...still have nightmares. Ate it for 3 straight months.

[Nondescript]

You might be a REMF if you think a "high and tight" is a tall virgin's a55.

Then what is it?

[WARPIG]

Well, it is that too.

[Scrim]

You might be a REMF if your "Field" packing list contains coolers and fishing poles.

[Flagg]

that's the best when you're out in the field though. I can usually make it back to the "porcelain" if it's only a 3 day field problem. I hate taking field ****s.....

Naaaah...I reckon the less in me the better....every non-essential pound(or three) I can leave behind when humping up a slope the better ;)

Every ounce counts..especially when I'm usually the donkey carrying spare belt

[WARPIG]

You might be a REMF if... you've given serious consideration and discussion to the Alien vs Predator thread.

[Flagg]

You might be a REMF if you get hot chow "only three time a day" during field exercises.

[Vance]

You might be a REMF if you think a "high and tight" is a tall virgin's a55.

Then what is it?
A haircut. Well, a hairbuzz...

[Nondescript]

You might be a REMF if you think a "high and tight" is a tall virgin's a55.

Then what is it?
A haircut. Well, a hairbuzz...

tall virgins a55 sounds better

[Vance]

You might be a REMF if you think a "high and tight" is a tall virgin's a55.

Then what is it?
A haircut. Well, a hairbuzz...

tall virgins a55 sounds better
Yeah. But you wanted to know. :lol:

[Nondescript]

You might be a REMF if you think a "high and tight" is a tall virgin's a55.

Then what is it?
A haircut. Well, a hairbuzz...

tall virgins a55 sounds better
Yeah. But you wanted to know. :lol:
Yeah Ok, I have one of those BTW.

[MapleLeafInfantry]

You might be a REMF if you think a veh recce includes a timmies run
You might be a REMF if you think that being the Q means you get first pick of the clothes and that all the clothes belong to you.
You might be a REMF if you think a ruck march is getting your kit off the ML and bringing it to the shacks

mli

[memphiz]

MREs=butt plug. I did not have to poo for 3 straight days if i eat too many of that ****
that's the best when you're out in the field though. I can usually make it back to the "porcelain" if it's only a 3 day field problem. I hate taking field ****s.....

Nah field ****s are great. You hold it in for two or three days depending on what you've eaten, and when you can't take a step without farting you take a huge dump, the kind of dump that you think giving birth feels like. Afterwards it feels like you're walking on a cloud.

You might be a REMF if the worst thing that has happened to you is the e-mail not working.
:|


couldnt you just like find a river or lake somwere and pinch one off in it, im sure it wouldnt hurt as much

[Flagg]

couldnt you just like find a river or lake somwere and pinch one off in it, im sure it wouldnt hurt as much

Some 3rd World unprofessional chowderheads might.....actually the thought of having a babbling brook for background noise sounds quite nice.....getting back to the point:

What happens if you're out in the field without resupply?

The first thing to run out is your water.....and you don't want to be drinking yellow water with floaters.....

or else you get "Baghdad Bum"...or worse

[Mechanical Ambush]

you get "Baghdad Bum"...or worse
Sooner or later, thats gonna happen...............unless yer REMF

[Nawlins]

you get "Baghdad Bum"...or worse
Sooner or later, thats gonna happen...............unless yer REMF

Exactly... You might be a REMF if you don't know what "Afghani Ass" or "Baghdad Bum" means.

[memphiz]

couldnt you just like find a river or lake somwere and pinch one off in it, im sure it wouldnt hurt as much

Some 3rd World unprofessional chowderheads might.....actually the thought of having a babbling brook for background noise sounds quite nice.....getting back to the point:

What happens if you're out in the field without resupply?

The first thing to run out is your water.....and you don't want to be drinking yellow water with floaters.....

or else you get "Baghdad Bum"...or worse
if its a river and you **** down stream, , you wont get yellow/floaters ;)

[Mechanical Ambush]

if its a river and you **** down stream, , you wont get yellow/floaters ;)
But when you leave the AO, you'll be going down stream and steppin' in your own ****! :bash:

[memphiz]

if its a river and you **** down stream, , you wont get yellow/floaters ;)
But when you leave the AO, you'll be going down stream and steppin' in your own ****! :bash:
it could work if your hikeing upstream

[wyrm_142]

You're a REMF - if the PS2 is on your deployment packing list
" - if you have to check you're not bringing **** in your DVD's
" - if you've deployed with the safe in your POV's trunk
" - if you see any pro-sports in-person while 'deployed'
" - if you take a hockey stick as your weapon

Side note, I was 'deploying' with my POV, hence traveling with the safe in the trunk.

[Flagg]

it could work if your hikeing upstream

The evil enemy may see your Memphiz nutbar, track you upstream
, and bump your section in an ambush...all because you felt the need to hear the sound of kerploop!

You bury it, hopefully without leaving much in the way of spoor to track...or if you're really high-speed you may have the pleasure of carrying it out

[memphiz]

it could work if your hikeing upstream

The evil enemy may see your Memphiz nutbar, track you upstream
, and bump your section in an ambush...all because you felt the need to hear the sound of kerploop!

You bury it, hopefully without leaving much in the way of spoor to track...or if you're really high-speed you may have the pleasure of carrying it out
well now i know, thank you ;)
ill burry my poop now

[zenmaster]

If you don't know what burlap feels like against your ass because you've never shat while sitting on some sandbags.

[WARPIG]

You might be a REMF if...
your GT score is higher than your PT score.
you brag about making tape twice in a row.
you can't ever find your BDU cap but your "profile" slip is always in hand.

[Haiw]

...if sleep deprivation means you didn't have your afternoon siësta.

[WARPIG]

..if you wear jungle boots and chew tobacco in an attempt to "butch up."
..if you think DandC is a famous rapper.
..if you think Air Assault is when the air conditioner goes out.

[Alpha Leader]

..... if you ask what REMF means-
..... if you belive a long march is a 40 days month-