View Full Version : Women and handguns
Jack Mehoff
03-09-2004, 12:42 PM
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10 - You can easily trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
Falco
03-09-2004, 04:47 PM
LOL
Operation Ivy
03-09-2004, 04:59 PM
rofl
But i was hoping for pics of hot chick's with handguns :(
Maverick77
03-09-2004, 05:04 PM
That's degrading agaisnt women.
Is what a lot of women would say which makes them so annoying and is why these things get made.
Flagg
03-09-2004, 05:14 PM
1.) You can't F$#K a handgun(at least I can't :roll: )
If I have to choose...I'll pick women....
Nondescript
03-09-2004, 05:19 PM
rofl
But i was hoping for pics of hot chick's with handguns :(
Yeah that'd be hot.
Maverick77
03-09-2004, 05:28 PM
1.) You can't F$#K a handgun(at least I can't :roll: )
If I have to choose...I'll pick women....
You can fire off a few mags and rub the muzzle agaisnt your ****.
Maybe you have just a very small weewee, but there's no calibre large enough for 'normal people' for a gun to have any effect...
memphiz
03-09-2004, 06:21 PM
Maybe you have just a very small weewee, but there's no calibre large enough for 'normal people' for a gun to have any effect...
rofl
farmgirl
03-09-2004, 06:42 PM
1.) You can't F$#K a handgun(at least I can't :roll: )
If I have to choose...I'll pick women....
rofl nice Flagg..... :)
Nawlins
03-09-2004, 06:50 PM
1.) You can't F$#K a handgun(at least I can't :roll: )
If I have to choose...I'll pick women....
rofl nice Flagg..... :)
I think Flagg summed it up pretty well...
Flagg
03-09-2004, 07:01 PM
;) Cheers Ladies
James
03-09-2004, 07:51 PM
Maybe you have just a very small weewee, but there's no calibre large enough for 'normal people' for a gun to have any effect...
M203...
Salty Dog
03-09-2004, 08:04 PM
Maybe you have just a very small weewee, but there's no calibre large enough for 'normal people' for a gun to have any effect...
M203...
dear god! rofl
Vance
03-09-2004, 08:20 PM
Maybe you have just a very small weewee, but there's no calibre large enough for 'normal people' for a gun to have any effect...
M203...
Hahaha! rofl
Maverick77
03-09-2004, 08:33 PM
your not shoving your **** into and down the barrel.
Maybe you have just a very small weewee, but there's no calibre large enough for 'normal people' for a gun to have any effect...
M203...
Hahaha! rofl
Cheater... it said handgun....
And I'm not sure about the M203... I may need at least a 60mm mortar... ;)
Oh and Airborne249...I'm sorry I got it wrong... I'm just not that much 'into' ****** intercourse with handguns.
Shake n Bake
03-10-2004, 07:34 AM
Maybe you have just a very small weewee, but there's no calibre large enough for 'normal people' for a gun to have any effect...
M203...
Hahaha! rofl
Cheater... it said handgun....
And I'm not sure about the M203... I may need at least a 60mm mortar... ;)
Oh and Airborne249...I'm sorry I got it wrong... I'm just not that much 'into' ****** intercourse with handguns.
http://www.pila.naszemiasto.pl/grafika2/nowy/9c/360_17863_3_d_1114.jpg
http://www.pila.naszemiasto.pl/grafika2/nowy/0b/360_17863_1_d_5582.jpg
Yo mamma wrong again, Boy!
WARPIG
03-10-2004, 08:11 AM
1.) You can't F$#K a handgun(at least I can't :roll: )
If I have to choose...I'll pick women....
You haven't tried hard enough. "One time.. at boot camp.. "
Once I was cleaning my entire arsenal in my basement, naked, slathered in CLP... like I always do... when I ... well, you guys know.. everyone does it. Right?
How come everyone is so quiet?
farmgirl
03-10-2004, 09:01 AM
1.) You can't F$#K a handgun(at least I can't :roll: )
If I have to choose...I'll pick women....
You haven't tried hard enough. "One time.. at boot camp.. "
Once I was cleaning my entire arsenal in my basement, naked, slathered in CLP... like I always do... when I ... well, you guys know.. everyone does it. Right?
How come everyone is so quiet?
rofl That was so wrong, yet it made me laugh, so I have to say it was a good thing. :)
WARPIG
03-10-2004, 09:12 AM
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Hmmm that seems to be a recurring thing. Warpig gets naked.. pointing and laughing ensues.
farmgirl
03-10-2004, 09:22 AM
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Hmmm that seems to be a recurring thing. Warpig gets naked.. pointing and laughing ensues.
That's only because of the funny hats..... ;)
I quite agree regarding laughter..... "laughter is the best medicine"
I just made that up..... did so! ;)
Yeah...let's all point at WARPIG and laugh! woot
Alpha Leader
03-10-2004, 11:32 AM
rofl
But i was hoping for pics of hot chick's with handguns :(
Here you go Ivy.... ;)
hope you enjoy.
http://www.gunchicks.com/rchicks/savannah/gc019savannah.jpg
http://www.gunchicks.com/rchicks/margeoux/margeoux16.jpg
http://www.gunchicks.com/rchicks/elkie/gc014elkie.jpg
is it Glock 35 and 19c???
http://www.gunchicks.com/rchicks/lori/lori135.jpg
AK-Lover
03-10-2004, 11:01 PM
http://home.arcor.de/karsten-voigt/calendar/2023/august.jpg
OH MY GOD! THAT IS SO ****ING HOT! :lol:
James
03-11-2004, 02:42 AM
Maybe you have just a very small weewee, but there's no calibre large enough for 'normal people' for a gun to have any effect...
M203...
Hahaha! rofl
Cheater... it said handgun....
And I'm not sure about the M203... I may need at least a 60mm mortar... ;)
http://www.imageshack.us/files1/M203.JPG
I didn't say that I was like that. That would be ridiculous... :roll:
James
03-11-2004, 02:44 AM
1.) You can't F$#K a handgun(at least I can't :roll: )
If I have to choose...I'll pick women....
You haven't tried hard enough. "One time.. at boot camp.. "
Once I was cleaning my entire arsenal in my basement, naked, slathered in CLP... like I always do... when I ... well, you guys know.. everyone does it. Right?
How come everyone is so quiet?
Quite right, WARPIG. Though I prefer LSA to CLP - it's a bit greasier and doesn't need to be replenished as often.
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