any one get hit with a good Fool's Day prank yet?

[moughoun]

I did, I'm a member of another mil forum, and I tried to log on, only to see I had a permenent ban.... touche IMO, you bastard'sp-):lol:

[STIG]

Its still the 31st of March here p-)

[Opening Batsman]

It is PM already here.

[ed316]

I'm working tommorrow. The jokes been on me for the last two months. 6 days a week.

[v-twin]

No. I will phisically harm anyone who'll try to pull anything on me.

[Sir Zach of R.]

I have to take the SAT tomorrow morning at 8:00. No joke. :roll:

[scrybe]

AAAAAHAHHAHA! The SATs sucked so bad. Have fun with that.

[Tielir999]

i have a chemistrry competition for extra credit tomoro im gunna try to make some chemicals explode and then just say it was april fools joke

[Ratamacue]

i have a chemistrry competition for extra credit tomoro im gunna try to make some chemicals explode and then just say it was april fools jokeSpill some high-molar sulfuric acid, then splash some water on the puddle. Always makes for a real hoot.

[sir-chimp]

i have a chemistrry competition for extra credit tomoro im gunna try to make some chemicals explode and then just say it was april fools joke


hospital burn units are teh bomb

[ed316]

Every time someone mentions chemistry I'm reminded of the hand burning scene in Fight Club. Pour vinegar on it.

[DUCKIE]

plastic wrap on covering the toilet but under the seat.

[Blarney]

I have to take the SAT tomorrow morning at 8:00. No joke. :roll:


If you beat 2190 out of 2400, I will lol.

[scrybe]

The SAT is out of 1600.

[Ratamacue]

The SAT is out of 1600.Not anymore.

[scrybe]

haha, oh yea, written stuff, that's gotta suck.

[Saranof]

My local paper had a pretty funny bit about an island in the river drifting off and the first people to cliam it get it.
There's alaways some stupid buggers who fall for it, usually pensioners who later that day call in to the paper and comment on it.

[hell]

Got mine yesterday; it was my day off, but I went to a sports bar with a bunch of people from work during their lunch hour. I only went for beer, and the rest of them ate. This place is famous for having 16 different flavors of buffalo wing sauces. I had heard a story from co-workers that one guy that tried the hottest sauce had a bad reaction. His face got all red, the area around his eyes swelled up, and his eyes watered pretty bad. The stuff was supposed to be THAT hot.

So naturally I wanted to try it myself. Another guy there was the only one to get them yesterday, he can apparantly eat them like candy, the spice doesn't bother him at all. I ate one, and I thought my tongue was going to burst into flames. I ended up eating like two small cups of ranch dressing one guy had and sucking on some lemon slices to try to get the burning to go away, no luck. I'm a glutton for punishment, and had one more spicey wing before we were leaving, same reaction as above.

Now, that's just the lead-in for the prank. While my mouth was still burning from the second wing, the guy who ate all the spicey wings goes "Hey, want a stick of gum?".

I've always gone by the belief that when you're offered gum, take it. It's usually because your breath stinks. I take a stick, along with a few other people, and about 10 seconds after chewing on it, I just about started screaming. The guy that gave me the gum laughed his ass off. Turns out the "flavor crystals" in this gum apparantly make the burning sensation feel about 10x worse. I was about to cut out my tongue with a spork.

[signatory]

Nah been a boring 1st again. But I did see this in the news...

WASHINGTON, Apr 1

President George W. Bush offered US aid to Iran after an earthquake but gave no letup in international pressure on Iran’s nuclear program, CNN reports. Speaking after a summit with Mexican and Canadian leaders, Bush told a press conference: "First I do want to offer my country’s assistance to the people affected by the recent earthquakes in Iran. "We obviously have differences with the Iranian government but we do care about the suffering of Iranian people." An earthquake in western Iran on Friday left at least 70 dead.
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[WolverineBlue]

Jose Cuervo played a very mean trick on me - hungover as hell

[B25Hmitchell]

I woke up with my hand crazy glued to my *****. Wait...this isn't crazy glue. Nevermind.

[jedisponge]

I woke up with my hand crazy glued to my *****. Wait...this isn't crazy glue. Nevermind.
Uhh... chirp chirp.

[cut]

I only got up at 3pm, so I escaped any pranks

[Sir Zach of R.]

haha, oh yea, written stuff, that's gotta suck.

Yeah it was pretty much just 4 hours of math and english. I'm pretty sure I scored high on the essay section.

[TR1]

Yeah it was pretty much just 4 hours of math and english. I'm pretty sure I scored high on the essay section.

ah ,the SAT. I got 2140 on it. let me tell you, styding is the worst waste of time ever. and aren't you 18, why are you taking it??????????

[SuperShot5000]

ah ,the SAT. I got 2140 on it. let me tell you, styding is the worst waste of time ever. and aren't you 18, why are you taking it??????????

2330 FECK YEAH!!!one
Hardcore studying is a big waste of time.
Other than taking prep courses for the math part (which I'm atrocious at) I went in just about cold.
Taking PSAT's cold is the best way to study I'd say.

Some Indian kid in my school got a 2400 and he claims he didn't study. No wonder he's valedictorian.

[EvanL]

valedictorians are douchebags. i tripped one of our valedictorians during the rehearsal for graduation. we all hated that kid and i tripped him as he went down the aisle, and he bent his stupid grad hat.

[TR1]

hey an Indian kid also got 2400 in myschool. supershot, I bet you actually got like 1500.

[sir-chimp]

valedictorians are douchebags. i tripped one of our valedictorians during the rehearsal for graduation. we all hated that kid and i tripped him as he went down the aisle, and he bent his stupid grad hat.


I still have not forgave you for that - **** knocker

[BarkingSquirrel]

Chimp, you misspelled "sucker".

[thunderw]

A couple guys tried to sneak into my room last night, I caught them and scared them to death. They're the fools. :D

[EvanL]

A couple guys tried to sneak into my room last night, I caught them and scared them to death. They're the fools. :D
Well that cost you your chance to have anal *** for the first time.