Archive - To HELL With School Administration.

[EsoognomEhT]

All those saying "I knew it was fake" give yourself a pat on the back


because no-one else is going to p-)

[Aerosoul]

shoulda called bs way back when he said he cooked s'mores in second period study hall, though.
i pm'ed someone about this saying "SS5000 sure has some interesting stories...."
and...whadda ya know.

[TR1]

he should not be banned...let him come back so we can all verbally rape him.

[Mudd]

I like his stories... you should hear the one about him having friends.

[Ratamacue]

he should not be banned...let him come back so we can all verbally rape him.He hasn't been banned.

[TR1]

He hasn't been banned.

oh..I couldn't tell by his title.

[usa320]

he should not be banned...let him come back so we can all verbally rape him.


word... I hope the WTF Beast smashes his organs into mish with his astonishingly **** like neck.

http://mi6.bpcdn.us/gfx8/8.gif

[dacanadianbomb]

You have been Owned.

[signatory]

~19 pages.. wtf is going on here?

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

All those saying "I knew it was fake" give yourself a pat on the back


because no-one else is going to p-)Cough.....I admit it I was sort of suckered, the kid has a promising career ahead of him in sales.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

thats great were you get it from??

The internet.

[Eat a bullet]

The internet.
There should be an 's' at the end of internet, asshole.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

There should be an 's' at the end of internet, asshole.

I haven't got the 'Sport' version.

[Eat a bullet]

I haven't got the 'Sport' version.
You poor bastard.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

You poor bastard.

That's the downside to communism.

[Eat a bullet]

That's the downside to communism.
Better red then blasted in the eye with semen, that's what I say.

[GeraldDuval]

damnit, i got sucker into this too.

at the very least, finish the fcuking story. I feel so incomplete...

[Macs.]

http://www.sheltonpublicschools.org/fm/kbaxter/pictures/dancing_w.gifANKER

[scm77]

:lol: Who changed his avatar?

One of the mods has to change his location. It still says "Fighting the man".

[Saranof]

damnit, i got sucker into this too.

at the very least, finish the fcuking story. I feel so incomplete...


Well, it kinda ended with him and Don King (played by Denzel) teaming up to defeat the evil jury. Enter loads of big moral speaches. Enter suspense while jury read vedict. Enter him and Denzel running out of school into the masses of media shouting "Justice has won!!" while waving flags with eagles on. Enter him being run over by Michael Jackson.

[Lokos]

:(

Stupid person.

[Hellfish]

i was having *** with my teacher


roflrofl whatever...

[Hellfish]

I don't get it. Is this another one of your jokes?

[Hellfish]

Yeah, give it up.

[Aerosoul]

oh...a joke. good. i thought you were a homo****** for a minute. whew....scared me there.

[Hawkeye]

how comes I can be in a pub with a dozen mates all laughing ,yet babelfish or whatever your name is needs a interpreter and diagrams before he even get that its a joke??

And no I don’t have the gays


Now is probably the time where I should be uploading a picture that says "you suck at teh 1nt3rn3t" (or scimilar)

[Macs.]

This needs to go into the archive.

[scrybe]

This thread pissed me off.

Your bump has soured my mood, Macs.

Soured.

[Aerosoul]

I agree, though. I think it's archive-worthy.

[Pook2]

Yet sweetened mine.

[Macs.]

Best part:


When I got there, I was hoisted up and carried to the steps. The clubs gave a tremendous demonstration. Most people had upside down Connecticut and American flags, and some had our principal's face on a sign next to Hitler and Mao Zedong, which was pretty funny. What amazed me most that the Shelton High Muslim Alliance and the Bible Club, born enemies who want each other's religion dead, were praying on the steps right next to each other. Also, the Young Republicans and the Young Democrats Club formed a human chain around the building, Repub in the hand of a Democrat.

Imaginery News Transcript:


TRANSCRIPT - NEWS 12

Tom, thank you. I'm outside Shelton Town Hall this evening, and as you can see behind me, protests that began at five o'clock this afternoon haven't the least bit slowed down.

It all started at Shelton High at around 7 o'clock this morning, where honors student Ricky Morales (me!) was walking back to class after speaking at an event. He heard a fist fight going on down the hall, and when he observed one student, whose name has been excluded due to age, (disgusted tone of voice) beating a fellow student over the head with a steel pipe, he rushed in and fought the assailant off. But what school administrators claim is that Mr. Morales went too far.

(My jerkhead principal) - Where Mr. Morales went wrong is that he was going overboard with his quote self-defense. That student was thrown through a glass window and had his collarbone broken. Mr. Morales was not trying to break up the fight, he had other intentions to physically harm another student, and seeing a fist fight happening, he took the opportunity to brutally assault another student to an excessive degree.

Although the school's administration is firm in their accusations against Morales, students and outraged faculty members are claiming otherwise. Mr. Chaffee, Morale's AP History teacher:

(My total kick-ass history teacher) - Where I'm incredibly disturbed is that a student - let's face it - was going to die. I mean, getting hit in the head forcefully with a 10-pound pipe isn't exactly what I call a run-of-the-mill fist fight. I call it attempted murder. The school is accusing Mr. Morales of having quote other intentions? It's almost comical! Mr. Morales - I've had him in my class for two years! He's one of my most trusted and intelligent students, who is captain of every sport he plays and office holder of numerous clubs, I mean, he's president of the student council. How can you accuse a student of his caliber to be a criminal? It's absolutely preposterous. I firmly believe, in fact, (shouts) I know, that Mr. Morales's Constutional rights were grossly violated by the school and the punishment he has received in turn is absolutely preposterous.

Students, with numbers pushing near 500, today took to town hall to protest Morales's punishment. Excuse me, can you share your opinion on today's events.

(My good friend Ali from history club) It's garbage! I mean, this is modern day America? Can't we defend ourselves and others without fear of reprisal? Next time I see someone being MURDERED on the street, I will stand back and watch him die because I know I'll be punished for intervening. When you violate someone's Constitutional rights, it should be punished. That's why I'm standing behing my trusted friend and fighting this inappropriate punishment.

(Newscaster) Well, Tom, as you can see, it's a vicious debate here in Shelton tonight. The school board will reconvene Sunday afternoon to rediscuss this issue, and hundreds Shelton High students and a select few faculty members say they will not return to classes until the punishment is removed. As for the student who was assaulted at first, Evan Fitzpatrick, he's currently in Bridgeport Hospital's Intensive Care Unit with what appears to be permanant brain damage. Mr. Morales's lawyer claims that he will be suing the school district, and the assaulted young man's parents say they will also be taking the case to court. I'm Kristina Southington, News Channel 12.

[Banzai!]

BREACH OF PEACH lol.

[GoSka37]

Seems like this kid can really fabricate a good story.

[scm77]

rofl rofl rofl

Oh ****, I forgot about this thread. Has it really been an entire year already?

Absolute classic thread.

[Aerosoul]

We all should have realized the BS and said something earlier. I mean, christ. What a ridiculous story.

[scm77]

I'm reading the entire thread over, and this is my favourite part.

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1584378&postcount=90

My best friend Chad, whose temporarily taking my seat as Student Council President, has organized so many events for tomorrow it amazes me how he got it all done in such short time. Here's tomorrow's game plan.

-Picket lines will be walked on the sidewalk in front of school grounds from 5:30 am until the beginning of classes. Such lines will be again walked from dismissal until 4:30 in the afternoon.
-Students who come to school will be assigned to a sit-in location after they have commited to the protests. Sit-ins will be held in the cafeteria, the auditoriom and around the flagpole.
-Students who have declined to participate in blatent protest are asked to boycott school lunches, vending machines, the school store and any athletic game being played at home where an admittance fee is required.
-The Gay-Straight Alliance will be reading portions of the Bill of Rights over the intercom every morning.
-The Vegan Club, Art Club and Anime Club will be responsible for publisizing our protests and cause. If you have any questions, ask your club officers.
-The Bible Club will be asked to pray fervently for Ricky.
-The Shelton High Muslim Union will be asked to pray for Ricky and contact their mosque leaders concering the situation.
-The varsity lacrosse team has turned in their pads and helmet to the athletic office under their own will. They refuse to play until the release of Ricky is finalized.
-The History Club will deliver speeches on the west lawn at dismissal every day.
-Faculty members who choose to support us may participate in any of these said activities.
-These activities will continue until Ricky Morales unjust punishment is lifted.
-If you would like to lead one of these activities, please contact me.

PM your questions to me about the whole situation. It's hard to answert them in individual posts.

[UPDATE]
-Mountain Bike Club will be riding laps up and down the street with American flags on the back of their bikes.
-Technology Student Association members are creating a "FREE RICKY" website. Link soon to come.
-Model UN's latest meet will have a donation bucket to pay for my lawyer fees.
-Lyrical Content Club and the Smash Poet's Club are creating various banners and posters.
LoLgasm

[Aerosoul]

Yeah, funny all the sh*t he concocted.

[Lt. KoNAne]

Well damn...good luck man.

[scm77]

Well damn...good luck man.
O_o

I'm guessing you only read the first couple of pages. I'll fill you in on the rest.

The thread was started over a year ago, within a few hours we figured out the guy was full of **** and made it all up. He has never posted here again. :lol:

[Death.]

Now by few hours you mean a couple of days, right?

[scm77]

Now by few hours you mean a couple of days, right?
Nope, I mean a couple of hours. The thread started on March 6th 2006, and BS was called on the same day (eighth page of this thread).

[JKD]

Speaking of Archive worthy threads, anyone remember "Wizard"?
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69471

I'm a Medical Seargent (18-D MOS) involved with the 5th SFG. I've been in the military since I was eighteen. I got out of the military exactly a year ago from Dec. 12, 2005. I've been in the military for 12 years.

Since people keep asking me what is with my profile picture, I'll just tell you. When I was in the military I was notoriously known for disappearing and reappearing during missions, on break, and when people needed to talk to me. It really stuck, because I was very quiet at night, and during training, and on missions I would disappear for example from the front of a formation to suddenly reappearing behind everyone.

[Death.]

Nope, I mean a couple of hours. The thread started on March 6th 2006, and BS was called on the same day (eighth page of this thread).

That's almost correct, the thread was started on the 6th, but when you go to page 8 you will realize that the first post on that page was on the 7th
;)

[GeraldDuval]

holy sh*te this thread is old. Rereading it i can't really understand why i believed all this bull at first...

[scm77]

That's almost correct, the thread was started on the 6th, but when you go to page 8 you will realize that the first post on that page was on the 7th
;)
lol. It still says the 6th to me. Do you live in Europe? Perhaps the time difference has something to do with it.

[MichaelF]

This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

[Death.]

lol. It still says the 6th to me. Do you live in Europe? Perhaps the time difference has something to do with it.

Florida...............

[Andreas]

Did this guy ever get tared and feathered?

[nagant_m44]

its pretty funny how everyone believed that **** in the beginning. It was such obvious BS

[Macs.]

Look at this idiot eating the story like a 5 year-old:

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1583678&postcount=15

[GoSka37]

Look at this idiot eating the story like a 5 year-old:

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1583678&postcount=15

What an Idiot. I bet he wishes he were as talented as this man wishes he were.

[scm77]

http://i19.tinypic.com/66y3huv.jpg

lol, he's still here.

[deagle]

i hope its not too late, but you should state (or even challenge to officials to ask what they'd have done differently given that same situation). YOu should be hailed as a hero, and i'd get your story out to the media, putting down the school who didn't recognize your effort /bravery etc.., and question what ideals your former school really values. if its a prvate school, goodbye prestige and ever-so important image. heck even if it was a public school, it'd hurt the presideing district offical etc...

hope all goes well for ya

[Ratamacue]

i hope its not too late, but you should state (or even challenge to officials to ask what they'd have done differently given that same situation). YOu should be hailed as a hero, and i'd get your story out to the media, putting down the school who didn't recognize your effort /bravery etc.., and question what ideals your former school really values. if its a prvate school, goodbye prestige and ever-so important image. heck even if it was a public school, it'd hurt the presideing district offical etc...

hope all goes well for yaAnother one of us falls into the trap! woot

[Hydro]

That's seriously impressive. The last horse finishes a year later...

[California Joe]

i hope its not too late, but you should state (or even challenge to officials to ask what they'd have done differently given that same situation). YOu should be hailed as a hero, and i'd get your story out to the media, putting down the school who didn't recognize your effort /bravery etc.., and question what ideals your former school really values. if its a prvate school, goodbye prestige and ever-so important image. heck even if it was a public school, it'd hurt the presideing district offical etc...

hope all goes well for ya

Holy Christ!!!!! Best response evah!

Knucklehead, try reading a few pages. :)

[wicked_hind]

Oh my, that was quite the story. What a tard!

[Andreas]

i hope its not too late, but you should state (or even challenge to officials to ask what they'd have done differently given that same situation). YOu should be hailed as a hero, and i'd get your story out to the media, putting down the school who didn't recognize your effort /bravery etc.., and question what ideals your former school really values. if its a prvate school, goodbye prestige and ever-so important image. heck even if it was a public school, it'd hurt the presideing district offical etc...

hope all goes well for ya


Sweet baby jeesuz, talk about coming in last

[toki]

http://www.accesswave.ca/~thomson/ackbar.jpg

[Opening Batsman]

Haha, I'm glad this got dug up. Funny stuff!

[askDNA]

i thought this thread died like jack mehoff and that dutch kid

[Hawkeye]

that dutch kid
Who? Haiw?

[digrar]

He's not dead, he was here 3 days ago.

[dunkin]

i thought this thread died like jack mehoff and that dutch kid


I didn't see anything in there about square dancing?

[mudbunny]

This is a bizarre thread.

[Digital Marine]

I can't believe i missed this thread, i read the first post and wanted to post

'good job!'etc etc

then i thought.. why is it still up after this long..

That was a pretty harsh bull****ter by SuperShot

[EvanL]

The epitome of an attention craving wiener kid.
This probably happened to him, but it was him getting his ass kicked.

[Flounder]

You know, almost the EXACT SAME situation happened to me when I was in high school.

The big difference was, when I was using a lead pipe to beat up a little kid, and some asshat came running up to break up the fight, I smashed him pretty good with the lead pipe too.

Oh, and nobody hoisted me on their shoulders afterwards.

[zonk]

holy **** i cant believe this thread has been revived it has had more deaths then kenny on south park

[Aerosoul]

Well, SS500 came back a few days ago to ask if anyone missed him. Dig deleted that. Thus, this one was bumped.

[Holstein]

good job bringing this up hehe

[Seraphim]

Well, SS500 came back a few days ago to ask if anyone missed him. Dig deleted that. Thus, this one was bumped.

:cantbeli:That kid has some serious issues...maybe we should contact his parents so he can see a counselor.

[digrar]

I'm locking this one too, for the same reason, the little cretin doesn't need the attention. From this time tomorrow you can find it in the invite section hall of fame.

[usm2b]

^^^ Digrar locked the thread...but I can still post. Ah, it seems I've finally become a mod. :)

Locked threads no longer hold me back, gentleman. Don't confuse my black heart and iron fist for niceness, I will rule with absolute fairnessm and act in the interest of 'funness'. If you'll all excuse me, I'm going to revive the funny pics thread.

[ArmyJonHall]

It's a pity SuperSchool didn't come back and try and defend himself... that's always the funniest part :)

[Andreas]

Just so that its said: SO LONG SUCKER!!

urk, hated that guy.

[sitrep2]

You took the actions to save a life as well as protect your own life. They cannot prove otherwise and they must prove the charges and they were not there and they could not be in the bad guys mind. They are protecting their own asses from legal action by offering you up as the guilty party. Fight them every step and bring a legal action against them. Go for it.

[Snoshi]

EPIC necropost

[CPLHUNTER]

What a great thread...I love the Millard Fillmore Club reference :)

[GeraldDuval]

EPIC necropost

agreed. and i had just about forgotten how funny this whole thing was.

[rusgunnut1]

Still not sure. Either way, cool story.