Archive - To HELL With School Administration.

[SuperShot5000]

Today in school, after I spoke at National Honor's Society convention in the auditorium, I see two sophmores absolutely wailing on each other. The second bell had rung at least two minutes previous and I had left the NHS reception early to go to history.

It's about 7:30, and I see a big, muscular bully versus a little sh*t dork. Maybe 100+ yards down the hall, see the bully on top of the helpless dork, who is so beaten into oblivion by now he isn't even fighting back, just trying to get into a fetal position to protect himself. Now, the little kid is unconscious, so I figured the bully was going to spit on him and walk away. Once the bully walked away, I was going to pick the kid and make sure he wasn't dead. That wasn't the case. The bully proceeds to walk away and pick up a lead pipe from the open janitor's closet and begin to hit little man on the head. No pussy shots, full force swings. The small boy began to moan, had a white fluid running out of his nose and was bleeding out of the ears.

I got scared sh*tless that he was going to murder the kid, so I drop my books and literally sprint down the hallway as fast as I can. I gave his neck a running headlock and tossed him at the wall, which ricoched him into a locker 15 feet in front of him. The kid springs up up and gives me a roundhouse to the nuts and a crack in the jaw. Seeing that I was in danger, I grabbed him by the neck and started an assault of punches to his stomach and chest, snapping his collarbone in two with one of them. Then, I heard him wheezing like when you try a ciggarette for the first time, so I grabbed him by the armpits and tried to toss him at the wall. I missed, so instead he goes sailing through half-inch thick glass (first floor) and onto a bush outside. Hearing him screaming and crying from all the glass in his back and his broken collarbone, I spit the blood out of my mouth and run over to the beyond-battered nerd now with some serious head trauma.

I immediatly whip out my cell phone and call 911, then sprint down the hall to the security desk, only to find that they already heard the ruckus and were at the scene when I returned. A LifeStar helicopter landed in front of the freaking school because the nearest hospital is about thirty minutes out and considering the degree of head trauma the little guy has, they rush into the school. About half the school is now crammed into the hallway trying to get a glimpse of what's going on.

By now, LifeStar is already inbound to the hospital with the little guy. The fight instigator gets bandages on his back and a sling for his collarbone and is arrested on the spot. I figured since I gave my testimony to the police officers and school security about two dozen times, I begin to walk away. Not so fast.

Vice principal kicks open his office door and screams for two security guards to "get me." They literally tackle me and then next thing I know I'm in handcuffs. He had me charged with TWO COUNTS OF AGGRAVATED ASSAULT, BREACH OF PEACH AND DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY.

Admin's claim that when I threw the bully through the glass to prevent the murder of a helpless student, I was acting "in my own interests to participate in a fight." They also claim that even if I was acting in self defence, the "destruction of school property was unnecessary and reckless." Then they had the balls to claim that when I ran to find security I was "fleeing the scene of a crime."

Because this happened so early, I faced a magistrate at 10 sharp this morning. The school's attorney's come in and say that they're dropping the charges. No arrest would be on my record, but I was ordered back to school to have a meeting with my parents in front of the superintendant and my principal.

After a big shouting match between parents, students who witnessed the fight from outside and even damn security guards who were watching the tape, trying to defend me, they put me up for expulsion by the school board. The deliberation is at 7:30 tonight at town hall.

Once word got out to my classmates, local News Channel 8 reported that out of 1,500 students at my school, over 600 walked out of their last three classes and stood around of the flagpole, refusing to move. Numerous teachers and other faculty members were also involved. The president of the student council, who's also one of my closest friends, received a permit to have a demonstration outside town hall tonight.

What a crazy day.
Wish me luck tonight.

[MrScruff]

Good for you, chin up!

[askDNA]

Damn. Good luck.woot

[CountZero]

jesus man talk about crazy stuff. good luck

given the school boards acting maybe the message was if you see sombody getting murdered dont do anyhting since you might get arrested or otherwise in trouble

/shakes head

[demotivater]

Sounds like fun. Your defense at the meeting should be that you regret having to protect yourself and another student but had no choice as the school is unable or unwilling to provide said protection. If it gets any thicker, threaten to sue for the security guards that put their hands on you.

[Resurrection]

Good luck man, you did the absolutely right thing.

[SuperShot5000]

jesus man talk about crazy stuff. good luck

given the school boards acting maybe the message was if you see sombody getting murdered dont do anyhting since you might get arrested or otherwise in trouble

/shakes head

The part that perplexes me is that I've had ONE detention for my entire high school career, and that was gum chewing. My lowest grade I've ever had in any class is an A-, and I hold office or captainship of every club and sports team that I'm on.

I could slightly understand better if I was a big troublemaker or something.

[EDIT] Meeting has been rescheduled for 5:45. We're thinking that they're trying to throw the protestors off. It's too bad that half of them are already outside town hall.

[Bia]

Sounds like fun. Your defense at the meeting should be that you regret having to protect yourself and another student but had no choice as the school is unable or unwilling to provide said protection. If it gets any thicker, threaten to sue for the security guards that put their hands on you.

Exactly.....do that. ^

And Hooorah for stepping up and doing the right thing!!!

[titget]

Good for you! most kids just stand around and watch the little guy get beat up....you stepped in, I'm hope things turn out right, you have a lot of people behind you, I'm sure they will

Good luck

[Jais]

Good to see someone had the balls to cowboy up and do the right thing. Well done

[thunderw]

I'm glad someone stood up. Be proud, no matter what happens.

[Seiran]

Good on ya mate. I guarantee you just made a friend for life with the little one.

And no matter what the outcome, go and see the kid if you can. He may not know you, but he deserves to know you helped him out.

[Jani.R]

You rawk!! I demand custom title for our hero of the dorks!


Oh, and fight the system. it sucks in most cases.

EDIT: Did the guy that got beaten survive? Not the stereoid junkie whos ass you kicked but the dork.

[Trigger]

Well done. You rock dude!

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

You did the right thing. Good luck.

[Redux]

I'm surprised you didnt use the Belgian takedown on him. Anyways, given the circumstances, I think you did the right thing.

[Aerosoul]

mmm...administration. stick it to 'em.
nice work SS. good luck.

[SuperShot5000]

[UPDATE]

The kid who was beaten up (Evan) is currently in the ICU at Bridgeport Hospital. He's in a medically-induced comatose and had to have parts of his skull sawed away temporarily because his cerebellum and occipital lobe are pretty horrifically swelled. The head neurosurgeon, who is taking care of him, says that his cerebellum should be fine, but his occipital lobe, which controls visual processing of the brain, may have permanent damage.

My buddy Chad called and said that there's so many students outside of town hall in protest that people are actually crossing the street to stand on the other side. He even said that different clubs have orgainzed certain protests. For instance, the Milliard Fillmore Club (which I'm president of) is kneeling on the steps of town hall with their hands bound and mouths gagged, wearing signs that say "SILENCE THE INNOCENT! OPPRESS THE RIGHTEOUS!" And they have a big pit with copies of the Constitution burning, with a sign over it saying "Shelton High's Interpretation of the Bill of Rights."

I'm off to the meeting.
Thanks for the support, guys.

[Ruledbyjames]

Well done Super shot!! You had the balls to take on a punk and congrats for beating him. You probably saved that kids life!!

[Super Sheep]

Damn, go you.

[h22chen]

Good luck and I hope the kid will get well soon.

[Dalleer]

Excellent work there !

It's so good to hear about someone standing up to the troublemakers in schools these days.

[Hawkeye]

You earned the right to go in there with your haid raised high. You did right.

Now get some!

[Hellfish]

Good on you for standing up for something. Good luck with the meeting. I can't believe they'd be so rash to throw you out without even understanding the circumstances. You very likely saved that kid's life.

[Clete Torres]

I have to remember never to pick a fight with SuperShot. That guy comes in like The Flash kickin' ass!

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[Name Taken]

Outstanding, that man. When I travel through time to fight the Nazi's, I'll be sure to take you along!

All this has happened in one day? That's a very quick process, it seems.

Listen to rage against the machine before your hearing, you'll be stoked enough to take 'em on

Good luck!

[Pidyon Shevuyim]

good job, and good luck!!

[Aerosoul]

Listen to rage against the machine before your hearing, you'll be stoked enough to take 'em on

definitely. Testify, or Guerilla Radio or Sleep Now in the Fire. something like that.

[Bia]

definitely. Testify, or Guerilla Radio or Sleep Now in the Fire. something like that.

Yep...and finish it off with "Red Hot" by Motley Crue

"..cant you see we're out for blood
the kids screaming fight into the night
loving every bite with delight
and we blow out your minds with our truth..."

[sir-chimp]

Have your lawyer utter those magic words "we are going to sue", and then see where you stand.

[Maverick77]

Good job, you saved a life

It sounds like you have a lot of good people behind you too

just always remember you did the right thing.



good luck

[Death.]

Nice to hear that you beat the little **** into submission, really ****ed up how you're the one getting charged. Good luck.

[shorty]

If it goes piss poor for you at the hearing, contact your local television stations. Every one of them within a 300 mile radius would eat it up! My family knows a few telecasters, holla at me if ya need some help...Big props for what you did!woot

[Blarney]

Good Luck man, you saved that kids life and you should be proud, no matter what the school says to you and no matter what they threaten, you acted to save the Life of another. That Bully was a sad little man and did what was right, the world needs more people like you.

[Abolith]

"The small boy began to moan, had a white fluid running out of his nose and was bleeding out of the ears"


oh my god..that kid will likely have some serious brain damage :-( :-(

you freakin Rock steepin up to the plate like that.. you saved that kids life man, no matter what those fools in the admin say you did the right thing.... oh ya and it would prolly help if you happened to call up the local news and let them know what is going on if they don't know already. News pressure always makes the admin nervous..... best luck to you.

[FDF_Hemppis]

Great job there SS! woot


About the vice principal...I hope they ****ing fire his sorry ass! :fork:

[BadKarma26]

good **** shot. job well done.

[scrybe]

Way to step up SS. I can't imagine things not going well for you tonight. If they do go ahead and expell you, don't bitch and complain, but do everything in your power to deface your administration and school district.

[Aerosoul]

Way to step up SS. I can't imagine things not going well for you tonight. If they do go ahead and expell you, don't bitch and complain, but do everything in your power to deface your administration and school district.
damn striggidy.

[California Joe]

Well done pal. Good Luck.

What was the big kids major malfunction? That kind of damage goes way above and beyond a normal reaction at school.

[Seiran]

Roid rage man. Roid rage.

[Moledet]

If you are from the same school and bullys in your country are anything like the bullys here I'd get a gun or a Taser (ofcourse if you know martial arts that's not necessary).
Unless he ends up in jail he will try to revenge so watch your back.

[Death.]

If you are from the same school and bullys in your country are anything like the bullys here I'd get a gun or a Taser (ofcourse if you know martial arts that's not necessary).
Unless he ends up in jail he will try to revenge so watch your back.

I highly doubt anyone besides a police officer would be carrying a gun or taser to school with intent on using it for self-defense...in the US anyway.

[Moledet]

I highly doubt anyone besides a police officer would be carrying a gun or taser to school with intent on using it for self-defense...in the US anyway.
I meant in the street because I don't think the school will let it happen again and he seems to have many allies in school.

[Yarrick2]

sniper you are the man!! and hope it goes well for ya tonight.

[Flagg]

If you are from the same school and bullys in your country are anything like the bullys here I'd get a gun or a Taser (ofcourse if you know martial arts that's not necessary).
Unless he ends up in jail he will try to revenge so watch your back.

That is about the worst advise offered to someone in high school on this forum........ever.....and that's saying something with some of the advise offering kooks here.

[scrybe]

I don't think SS is going to have to worry about the bully for a good long time. That sounds like attempted murder, specially since he grabbed the pipe. Wouldn't be suprised if he's tried as an adult.

[Moledet]

That is about the worst advise offered to someone in high school on this forum........ever.....andf that's saying something with some of the advise offering kooks here.
As if it's so much better to walk in the street at evening and get hit with a pipe by this bully. It doesn't look like this a** has a problem to murder so I'd stay safe, especialy if I got him arrested and in stitches.

BTW, I meant a liegal gun.

[BadKarma26]

That is about the worst advise offered to someone in high school on this forum........ever.....and that's saying something with some of the advise offering kooks here.

FLAGG! where you been man? haven't seen you around as often as i'd like to

[California Joe]

Is Moledat mental or what?

[Flagg]

FLAGG! where you been man? haven't seen you around as often as i'd like to

Busy with life mate......but I should be around a bit more.

[Seiran]

Is Moledat mental or what?

Survey says!!

Yes.

[Flagg]

As if it's so much better to walk in the street at evening and get hit with a pipe by this bully. It doesn't look like this a** has a problem to murder so I'd stay safe, especialy if I got him arrested and in stitches.

BTW, I meant a liegal gun.

In a thread involving VIOLENCE and HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS, regardless of the circumstances, you have encouraged one to acquire a FIREARM for SELF PROTECTION.

If you cannot fathom the stupidity of your post maybe you should take a short timeout.

Back on topic....I hope things go well for Supershot

[Moledet]

Is Moledet mental or what?
Maybe things are different where you live, but if you beat this type of guy here and you are from the same city most likely he will try to revenge and will bring a couple of his friends to help him.

[SuperShot5000]

Tonight was amazing, but it only worked out in half my favor.

I have a 3 day in school suspension for "unnecessary force and destruction of property." This will most likely result in a denial from my West Point acceptance that I've already received.

When I got there, I was hoisted up and carried to the steps. The clubs gave a tremendous demonstration. Most people had upside down Connecticut and American flags, and some had our principal's face on a sign next to Hitler and Mao Zedong, which was pretty funny. What amazed me most that the Shelton High Muslim Alliance and the Bible Club, born enemies who want each other's religion dead, were praying on the steps right next to each other. Also, the Young Republicans and the Young Democrats Club formed a human chain around the building, Repub in the hand of a Democrat.

The chairman of the school board approached me before the meeting and said, "son, if you leave this building with an expulsion, I'll be leaving with you with a resignation in my hand." Out of 13 on the board, the vote to expell was unanimously shot down. But the vote to suspend was passed, 7-6. A lot of people are saying they only did so to "preserve the image of the school as tolerating no nonsense." Too bad the school's violation of my Constitutional rights is being blared on News Channel 8 and 12.

Evan's still comatose and is 100% likely to go completely blind or have severe vision problems for the rest of his life. The bully's (name still unknown) charges have been upgraded from aggravated assault with a deadly weapon to attempted murder.

The student and faculty union is the only thing that makes me smile about tonight. Student Government has initiated sit ins inside the school, walk-outs and morning and afternoon demonstrations right outside the school for all traffic to see. This is supposedly continuing until I'm let out of suspension and it's completely erased off my record. Everyone in the history and business department has promised me they will not teach one student until I'm free.

The terrible part is this may screw up my West Point acceptance. My lawyer says that if I'm denied to West Point, he's suing the school district "for every loose penny they have." If not, he's still suing for the suspension on my record to be erased.

Student AND faculty walk-outs PLUS a state supreme court lawsuit.
Way to preserve your image, jerks.
The fight's not over.

[Flagg]

Maybe things are different where you live, but if you beat this type of guy here and you are from the same city most likely he will try to revenge and will bring a couple of his friends to help him.

Shut up......last warning

[Abolith]

if someone can record those news casts and post them I would love to see what they say.


and I'm sure I speak for most everyone when I say you freakin rule SS.

[Flagg]

Tonight was amazing, but it only worked out in half my favor.

I have a 3 day in school suspension for "unnecessary force and destruction of property." This will most likely result in a denial from my West Point acceptance that I've already received.

When I got there, I was hoisted up and carried to the steps. The clubs gave a tremendous demonstration. Most people had upside down Connecticut and American flags, and some had our principal's face on a sign next to Hitler and Mao Zedong, which was pretty funny. What amazed me most that the Shelton High Muslim Alliance and the Bible Club, born enemies who want each other's religion dead, were praying on the steps right next to each other. Also, the Young Republicans and the Young Democrats Club formed a human chain around the building, Repub in the hand of a Democrat.

The chairman of the school board approached me before the meeting and said, "son, if you leave this building with a suspension, I'll be leaving with you with a resignation in my hand." Out of 13 on the board, the vote to expell was unanimously shot down. But the vote to suspend was passed, 7-6. A lot of people are saying they only did so to "preserve the image of the school as tolerating no nonsense." Too bad the school's violation of my Constitutional rights is being blared on News Channel 8 and 12.

Evan's still comatose and is 100% likely to go completely blind or have severe vision problems for the rest of his life. The bully's (name still unknown) charges have been upgraded from aggravated assault with a deadly weapon to attempted murder.

The student and faculty union is the only thing that makes me smile about tonight. Student Government has initiated sit ins inside the school, walk-outs and morning and afternoon demonstrations right outside the school for all traffic to see. This is supposedly continuing until I'm let out of suspension and it's completely erased off my record. Everyone in the history and business department has promised me they will not teach one student until I'm free.

The terrible part is this may screw up my West Point acceptance. My lawyer says that if I'm denied to West Point, he's suing the school district "for every loose penny they have." If not, he's still suing for the suspension on my record to be erased.

Student AND faculty walk-outs PLUS a state supreme court lawsuit.
Way to preserve your image, jerks.
The fight's not over.

Supershot, have you considered proactively contacting West Point to plead your case?

Maybe it would carry more weight contacting them first with full disclosure of the events that occured.

Whatever happens I hope it doesn't blow your ride, I realize it's quite a valuable opportunity.

But most importantly, I hope the person you saved recovers.

[Moledet]

Shut up......last warning
He's 18 years old, not 16, he is allowed to liegali own a handgun.

BTW, don't bully me, what law did I pass on?

[Aerosoul]

damn SS....this is a hell of a story. best of luck, my friend.

[Super Sheep]

Keep us updated, this is hella interesting.

[SuperShot5000]

if someone can record those news casts and post them I would love to see what they say.


and I'm sure I speak for most everyone when I say you freakin rule SS.

I'm the only Connecticut resident on the site, but they're biasing on my side. The protestors, my lawyer and the chairman got quick interviews.

The headline quote was, "a Shelton High student has been controversially suspended by the school board for allegedly defending another student who was being assaulted in the hallways earlier this morning, and his classmates and even faculty members are hitting the streets to defend their case. I'm Kristina (something), and this top story is coming up next."

[h22chen]

Yep. Good luck, it seems you still have some things to solve. Keep us updated.

[Super Sheep]

So, what happened to the bully that got the **** kicked out of him?

[SuperShot5000]

TRANSCRIPT - NEWS 12

Tom, thank you. I'm outside Shelton Town Hall this evening, and as you can see behind me, protests that began at five o'clock this afternoon haven't the least bit slowed down.

It all started at Shelton High at around 7 o'clock this morning, where honors student Ricky Morales (me!) was walking back to class after speaking at an event. He heard a fist fight going on down the hall, and when he observed one student, whose name has been excluded due to age, (disgusted tone of voice) beating a fellow student over the head with a steel pipe, he rushed in and fought the assailant off. But what school administrators claim is that Mr. Morales went too far.

(My jerkhead principal) - Where Mr. Morales went wrong is that he was going overboard with his quote self-defense. That student was thrown through a glass window and had his collarbone broken. Mr. Morales was not trying to break up the fight, he had other intentions to physically harm another student, and seeing a fist fight happening, he took the opportunity to brutally assault another student to an excessive degree.

Although the school's administration is firm in their accusations against Morales, students and outraged faculty members are claiming otherwise. Mr. Chaffee, Morale's AP History teacher:

(My total kick-ass history teacher) - Where I'm incredibly disturbed is that a student - let's face it - was going to die. I mean, getting hit in the head forcefully with a 10-pound pipe isn't exactly what I call a run-of-the-mill fist fight. I call it attempted murder. The school is accusing Mr. Morales of having quote other intentions? It's almost comical! Mr. Morales - I've had him in my class for two years! He's one of my most trusted and intelligent students, who is captain of every sport he plays and office holder of numerous clubs, I mean, he's president of the student council. How can you accuse a student of his caliber to be a criminal? It's absolutely preposterous. I firmly believe, in fact, (shouts) I know, that Mr. Morales's Constutional rights were grossly violated by the school and the punishment he has received in turn is absolutely preposterous.

Students, with numbers pushing near 500, today took to town hall to protest Morales's punishment. Excuse me, can you share your opinion on today's events.

(My good friend Ali from history club) It's garbage! I mean, this is modern day America? Can't we defend ourselves and others without fear of reprisal? Next time I see someone being MURDERED on the street, I will stand back and watch him die because I know I'll be punished for intervening. When you violate someone's Constitutional rights, it should be punished. That's why I'm standing behing my trusted friend and fighting this inappropriate punishment.

(Newscaster) Well, Tom, as you can see, it's a vicious debate here in Shelton tonight. The school board will reconvene Sunday afternoon to rediscuss this issue, and hundreds Shelton High students and a select few faculty members say they will not return to classes until the punishment is removed. As for the student who was assaulted at first, Evan Fitzpatrick, he's currently in Bridgeport Hospital's Intensive Care Unit with what appears to be permanant brain damage. Mr. Morales's lawyer claims that he will be suing the school district, and the assaulted young man's parents say they will also be taking the case to court. I'm Kristina Southington, News Channel 12.

[Resurrection]

Your girlfriend must be pretty damn proud.

[California Joe]

I'd love to see that news report. Proactively contacting West Point may be a great idea. Don't panic yet. I think you'll be fine.

Check your title....p-)

[Super Sheep]

Damn, talk about verbal bullying and then talk about bashing somebody's head open. 0_o

BTW: do you know why that kid was getting beat up and the bully's motives?

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

I got kicked of school for fighting but they let me back in the pigs, anyways good for you SupperShot.

woot

[Silverdragon]

You did the right thing...I think thats what most people would have done as well. Sucks you had to deal with all the BS afterward. A fight is one thing, but hitting a kid in the head while they are down is serious.

[Andreas]

Im lost for words..

Ehm... Oh I found one..:

Your a ****!!!!

[scrybe]

He's 18 years old, not 16, he is allowed to liegali own a handgun.

BTW, don't bully me, what law did I pass on?

I agree with Flagg that the idea of SS carrying a weapon from now on is ludicrous. But just to clear something up, at 18 he can't even buy a handgun nor handgun ammunition. If he was given one by a parent, he would not be able to carry it concealed until he is 21 and in possession of a concealed carry permit, assuming his state even allows concealed carry.

SS will be fine. I'd say keep an eye on when and where this guy ends up going to prison, and when he might be released. But, if you are going out of state for college, you're in the clear.

Discussion over.

[Death.]

I agree with Flagg that the idea of SS carrying a weapon from now on is ludicrous. But just to clear something up, at 18 he can't even buy a handgun nor handgun ammunition. If he was given one by a parent, he would not be able to carry it concealed until he is 21 and in possession of a concealed carry permit, assuming his state even allows concealed carry.

SS will be fine. I'd say keep an eye on when and where this guy ends up going to prison, and when he might be released. But, if you are going out of state for college, you're in the clear.

Discussion over.

Can't even bring a weapon to school CCL or not.

Plus - if he is expelled - has he graduated yet? He'd have to probably repeat senior year.

[Super Sheep]

If he gets expelled for saving a kids life...Then repeat senior year...

He really has a reason for "unnecessary force and destruction of property"...

mhm.

[Death.]

If he gets expelled for saving a kids life...Then repeat senior year...

He really has a reason for "unnecessary force and destruction of property"...

mhm.

You never know these days.

hmmmm? SuperSheep.... SuperShot ..... interesting. lol

[scrybe]

Can't even bring a weapon to school CCL or not.




Good call. Forgot to mention that. All public schools a Gun-Free Zones.

[SuperShot5000]

Damn, talk about verbal bullying and then talk about bashing somebody's head open. 0_o

BTW: do you know why that kid was getting beat up and the bully's motives?

Apparently, Evan was getting beaten up by this one bully all year, so today he completely boiled over after the kid took his orange juice and dumped it on his head. He socked him in the jaw, but the bully was just so much stronger Evan didn't stand a snowball's chance in hell.

I just got back from seeing Evan after the meeting, poor guy looks terrible. His head and face are swollen to such a degree it's hard to see his features. Tubes all over him, on every machine I've ever seen. His parents are hysterical but they were hugging and kissing all over me when I walked in. He's 65% likely to be completely blind. Otherwise, he's in need of massive eye/neurosurgery to ever see somewhat normal

My lawyer said contacting West Point is a bit pre-emptive for today, but in the near future he will be. Everything's close to being all signed and sealed for our part of the suit.


I agree with Flagg that the idea of SS carrying a weapon from now on is ludicrous. But just to clear something up, at 18 he can't even buy a handgun nor handgun ammunition. If he was given one by a parent, he would not be able to carry it concealed until he is 21 and in possession of a concealed carry permit, assuming his state even allows concealed carry.

SS will be fine. I'd say keep an eye on when and where this guy ends up going to prison, and when he might be released. But, if you are going out of state for college, you're in the clear.

Discussion over.

I'm not scared of him. The bully has no friends and he's diddly sh*t compared to me.
I've got a goddamn school behind me, he can sure as hell bring it.

Plus, with an attemped murder charge on his back, he won't be seeing daylight for a long, long time, even as a minor. I bet my ass they'll plead not guilty by reason of insanity.

[Seraphim]

SS, dont let the man take you down! Im really surprised that faculty members are participating in the protest. This really shows that they are against what happened to you.

[Ameen]

Good job man. I hope everything works out for you.

[Apathy]

What high school do you go to?

[sir-chimp]

What ever the goals of your lawsuit make sure one is to have your record wiped clean. Every time you apply for a job that you need a background check - this will come up, and it will stand a good chance of you not getting the job because of it.

[Super Sheep]

Are you going to post the transcript of the incident?

[thunderw]

Will be praying for the kid in the hospital. Dang bully, hopefully he gets what he deserves.

[Ratamacue]

Don't take no sh*t from nobody. Your principal should have his face bashed in with a lead pipe while everyone around him watches for fear of legal reprisal. I'd laugh. Then again, I'm f*cked up like that.

[scrybe]

What ever the goals of your lawsuit make sure one is to have your record wiped clean. Every time you apply for a job that you need a background check - this will come up, and it will stand a good chance of you not getting the job because of it.

I thought he said all legal charges were dropped, but the school still imposed an inschool suspension. You don't have to mention suspensions on job applications. p-)

[California Joe]

Rat is really Wesley Snipes.

[Seraphim]

Are you going to post the transcript of the incident?

Are you blind? :cantbeli:

[Hot Lips]

Only read the first post. Well done SuperShot. I'm sure that kid and his parents are grateful that you got invovled. The school is probably shiatting themselves over the bad publicity. The charges are clearly BS.

[sir-chimp]

I thought he said all legal charges were dropped, but the school still imposed an inschool suspension. You don't have to mention suspensions on job applications. p-)


A thorough back ground check will include your school records - I know I just went though one last year before I got hired at my job. Something like this would have kept me from getting the job most likely.

[SuperShot5000]

My best friend Chad, whose temporarily taking my seat as Student Council President, has organized so many events for tomorrow it amazes me how he got it all done in such short time. Here's tomorrow's game plan.

-Picket lines will be walked on the sidewalk in front of school grounds from 5:30 am until the beginning of classes. Such lines will be again walked from dismissal until 4:30 in the afternoon.
-Students who come to school will be assigned to a sit-in location after they have commited to the protests. Sit-ins will be held in the cafeteria, the auditoriom and around the flagpole.
-Students who have declined to participate in blatent protest are asked to boycott school lunches, vending machines, the school store and any athletic game being played at home where an admittance fee is required.
-The Gay-Straight Alliance will be reading portions of the Bill of Rights over the intercom every morning.
-The Vegan Club, Art Club and Anime Club will be responsible for publisizing our protests and cause. If you have any questions, ask your club officers.
-The Bible Club will be asked to pray fervently for Ricky.
-The Shelton High Muslim Union will be asked to pray for Ricky and contact their mosque leaders concering the situation.
-The varsity lacrosse team has turned in their pads and helmet to the athletic office under their own will. They refuse to play until the release of Ricky is finalized.
-The History Club will deliver speeches on the west lawn at dismissal every day.
-Faculty members who choose to support us may participate in any of these said activities.
-These activities will continue until Ricky Morales unjust punishment is lifted.
-If you would like to lead one of these activities, please contact me.

PM your questions to me about the whole situation. It's hard to answert them in individual posts.

[UPDATE]
-Mountain Bike Club will be riding laps up and down the street with American flags on the back of their bikes.
-Technology Student Association members are creating a "FREE RICKY" website. Link soon to come.
-Model UN's latest meet will have a donation bucket to pay for my lawyer fees.
-Lyrical Content Club and the Smash Poet's Club are creating various banners and posters.

[scrybe]

I almost find it odd how spirited your school is. My high school was so apathetic in general.

[Aerosoul]

yeah, pretty amazing.

[Super Sheep]

You have some weird ass clubs lol. We have an asian club that all they do is play DDR. Haha Vegan club.

Anyways


Are you blind?

He didn't post the transcript when I asked him the question... Or I thought it was him typing.

[Ratamacue]

I almost find it odd how spirited your school is. My high school was so apathetic in general.Yeah, I can't see my entire school uniting in such a way, even over an incident such as this.

[SuperShot5000]

I almost find it odd how spirited your school is. My high school was so apathetic in general.

Believe me, it's a shock to myself also.
Half the protestors went to town hall just to be on the news.
But the Student Government is organizing all of this, and they have a massive voice in the student body with just about everything.

[Hot Lips]

(My total kick-ass history teacher) - Where I'm incredibly disturbed is that a student - let's face it - was going to die. I mean, getting hit in the head forcefully with a 10-pound pipe isn't exactly what I call a run-of-the-mill fist fight. I call it attempted murder. The school is accusing Mr. Morales of having quote other intentions? It's almost comical! Mr. Morales - I've had him in my class for two years! He's one of my most trusted and intelligent students, who is captain of every sport he plays and office holder of numerous clubs, I mean, he's president of the student council. How can you accuse a student of his caliber to be a criminal? It's absolutely preposterous. I firmly believe, in fact, (shouts) I know, that Mr. Morales's Constutional rights were grossly violated by the school and the punishment he has received in turn is absolutely preposterous.


That says it all. "Other Intentions" and "Going Too Far" are just down right silly comments for the school to even utter considering if you hadn't intervened the other boy would likely be dead now. You don't stop in the middle of a death match and say "Ummmm, hey now let's be mindful of the school property, mmmmmmmkay?".

[Clete Torres]

I can't believe SuperShot's high school has a vegan club. What the hell do these guys talk about when they get together?

[California Joe]

That in itself is amazing. You have to admit it's had a galvanizing influence on your school. Very diverse group of people protesting. It's like a damned afterschool special.....

[Grzes]

I'm the only Connecticut resident on the site, but they're biasing on my side. The protestors, my lawyer and the chairman got quick interviews.

The headline quote was, "a Shelton High student has been controversially suspended by the school board for allegedly defending another student who was being assaulted in the hallways earlier this morning, and his classmates and even faculty members are hitting the streets to defend their case. I'm Kristina (something), and this top story is coming up next."

Your not the only one from Connecticut here. Good job on doing the right thing and sticking up for someone else and actually saving their life. Hope everything will all get dropped and erased. Best of luck to you.

[Super Sheep]

How salad jerky is the ****z.

[Aerosoul]

edit..................

[Seraphim]

So, they are protesting in the morning and afterschool? Fvck that...protest all day long.

[EsoognomEhT]

Clearly you need to teach the headteacher a lesson! hehehe

Any idea what the 'dork' kid did to warrant nearly getting killed?

good work though, times like this you really find out who your friends are & what people think of you

[SuperShot5000]

Your not the only one from Connecticut here. Good job on doing the right thing and sticking up for someone else and actually saving their life. Hope everything will all get dropped and erased. Best of luck to you.

Where have you been?
I remember you.
New Britian, right?

[kamarian]

Good Job mate! Well done! Good luck to you.

[Grzes]

Where have you been?
I remember you.
New Britian, right?

Yeah, I'm from good ol' New Britain. Haven't been on the forums for awhile due to work.....got to love work :-(

[Apathy]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7526/shelton4uk.jpg

Found it.

[Corona]

LOL The last iem my school united like that, it was because of the Immigration talk Bush is having. 600 Walkouts LOL. Before that it was because our VP made a gay couple call their parents and tell them they we're gay. Was a rally in front of the office. One of the kids moved out of his parents house I believe.
BTW- Equalizer, Good Damn Job.

[Roids]

Kick ass dude, glad to see that people still want to do the right thing.

[Operation Ivy]

Good job man

[Aerosoul]

Before that it was because our VP made a gay couple call their parents and tell them they were gay. Was a rally in front of the office. One of the kids moved out of his parents house I believe.

that's f'ed up.

[scrybe]

Yea that is very messed up.

[usa320]

i hate to call rain on the parade, but Links or i call BS....

[LA_Operator]

I think I have to agree with USA on this one. How can your history teacher almost quote the same exact sentences word for word as what you had stated in your previous posts?

[Aerosoul]

SuperShot certainly has some interesting stories, heh.

[jirishpride707]

Not saying its not true, but the local news has nothing on it.


http://www.topix.net/city/shelton-ct

[Super Sheep]

This is like local news, I doubt it made into a national/international online newspaper. It should tho. Its not everyday the school pulls **** like this... wait, they do. Hah.

[scrybe]

I was just going on good faith for a while there, but google has abosolutely nothing.

In addition, Shelton High School does not list a Millard Fillmore club, or many of the other clubs he has mentioned, on its website:
http://www.sheltonpublicschools.org/shs/page.php?pid=123

I hate to jump to conclusions either way, so from now on I'll be waiting for some linkage.

[usa320]

ive done a little research, and im definately moved to call BS.

Myspace folks. Before you tell a bull**** story, cover all your bases.

[scm77]

i hate to call rain on the parade, but Links or i call BS.... I agree.

Not saying it didn't happen, but I looked all over Connecticut local news sites and couldn't find anything.

Edit: People posted while I was typing.

[Super Sheep]

*waits for SuperShot to say "SIC!"

[Aerosoul]

i hate to think someone (SS) went to all the trouble of making this up....
does appear that way, though.

quite honestly, i questioned this in the back of my mind tonight. with the other stories from his school, like cooking s'mores in study hall, etc....seems strange.

[scm77]

In addition, Shelton High School does not list a Millard Fillmore club, or many of the other clubs he has mentioned, on its website:
http://www.sheltonpublicschools.org/shs/page.php?pid=123 Also not listed on that site, that he mention: "Lyrical Content Club", "Mountain Bike Club", "Spanish Club", "Gay/Straight Alliance", "Art Club" "Anime Club", "History Club" and more.

http://www.sheltonpublicschools.org/shs/directory.php
AND THER'S NO TEACHER NAMED MR. CHAFFEE (the kickass history teacher from the newscast)

YOU ARE FULL OF ****!

[Hellfish]

Nobody named Chaffee in the staff directory either.

Damn - scm77 posted at the same time.

[usa320]

Myspace is teh best evah for exposing bull****ters....

search---> Ricky MOrales... none in CT.

search---->SHelton high school...find someone...ask them if they know anything...nothing...

pwned.

[Super Sheep]

Hmm.. I guess it only took 9 page of posts before we realized we just got anally raped.

[sir-chimp]

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/8044/lollerbate7zv1mw5mt.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[scrybe]

Unless he pulls an undeniable link out of his ass to confirm his story, I say we ban him. I don't appreciate this.

[scm77]

And change his title from "The Equalizer" to "The ****tard".

[Super Sheep]

No, be Super Shot is Super Sheep's Super Bitch. Haha.

[Aerosoul]

i went back and reread it.
shoulda said something the first time.
kinda obvious bs now. the wording he used, and the description of the "events."

[Hellfish]

Kinda odd how someone would be taking stenographer's notes while watching the news too.

[sir-chimp]

Someone is having a good laugh right now, lol.

[Super Sheep]

And a good jerking. ;P

[Seiran]

Well...I feel like a jackass now. *thinks* Wait a minute...No I don't.

[Hellfish]

Nothing mentioned on the websites for any of the Hartford TV stations either - assuming that this town is near Hartford. I think 500 kids on the streets would make a news story on CNN, nevermind a local podunk town TV station.

[Aerosoul]

yep.........
"hoisted in the air" he said. hmm. living a fantasy on the internet.
believe me SuperShot. i don't like my life either. and to be quite honest, if this is all made up and you did this to garner attention for yourself, i feel for you. but i think you now know this was not what you should have done. and a lot of people at this site are not going to let you live it down if you stay here. sorry, bro.

[EvanL]

He probably got the idea from a UPN after school special.

[Redux]

^more like those TMYK shorts from NBC telling kids that the internet is full of liars

[msnger]

Unless he pulls an undeniable link out of his ass to confirm his story, I say we ban him. I don't appreciate this.

you gotta admit that was a pretty damn good story.

[scm77]

Also, no "Ricky Morales" on the honour roll. I don't know if he specifically mentioned he was on it, but you'd think someone who's lowest mark ever was an A- and was captain/president of all that **** would be on it.

http://www.sheltonpublicschools.org/shs/site/files/2ndmphonorroll.pdf

[shorty]

Yea it kinda hit me. If you are leaking CSF (cerebrospinal fluid) through YOUR NOSE...more than likely you are gonna be dead in an hour or so TOPS.....

[sir-chimp]

We have had a breach of the left flank by Russian paratroopers.

[EvanL]

We have had a breach of the left flank by Russian paratroopers.
OMFG!!!!!!!
Are they chechneya veterans?

[Hellfish]

I'll admit he had me going... so I'll give him credit for that. But I can't believe someone was that bored - then again, The Office wasn't on TV tonite, so I can sympathize.

[Seiran]

Hollywood should hire this kid. Can he come up with a story or what?

[usa320]

Hollywood should hire this kid. Can he come up with a story or what?


no.

You guys are just gullible sons of bitches...

Seriously, i think this deserves a banning... unless theres a damn good explanation...

[Super Sheep]

He was bored perhaps?

[wamp]

Damn I was so motavaited by page five then it all went to hell. I want my hour of reading these pages back.

So whos gonna star as "Ricky" in the made for tv movie or at this rate lifetime movie?

[Aerosoul]

Seriously, i think this deserves a banning... unless theres a damn good explanation...
why? because he fooled a bunch of us? made up a story to make himself feel better about himself?
so what. this is the internet, where bull**** runs rampant. just because he had a better story doesnt mean he should be banned.

[usa320]

He was bored perhaps?


dude seriously....how could you be that bored? Dont you have anything better to do?

[Super Sheep]

I AM NOT SUPER SHOT tart. Jesus christ.

[scm77]

How could he be bored with all the sports teams he has to captain and all the school groups he has to be President of?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Aerosoul]

How could he be bored with all the sports teams he has to captain and all the school groups he has to be President of?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

hehe, yeah. kid was the school stud. :roll:

[Death.]

why? because he fooled a bunch of us? made up a story to make himself feel better about himself?
so what. this is the internet, where bull**** runs rampant. just because he had a better story doesnt mean he should be banned.

Well soldier - posers are banned, this seems worse IMO.

[usa320]

yeah dude...there should be a rule against being an asshat.

[Aerosoul]

Well soldier - posers are banned, this seems worse IMO.

the ****? how is this worse than posing as a soldier? he made up a story about his school and fooled people. did he got you too? you want him banned cause of that?

[EvanL]

yeah dude...there should be a rule against being an asshat.
If there was a rule against being an asshat, you will be one of the first to go.

[shorty]

I'll bet he got major a** for this....:roll:

[Super Sheep]

I think they want him banned because he wasted 11 pages of bandwidth. Funny story tho.

[usa320]

he sure as **** didnt fool me...

I think hes a lamer and he wasted valuable internet.

[Death.]

the ****? how is this worse than posing as a soldier? he made up a story about his school and fooled people. did he got you too? you want him banned cause of that?

Uh - it's a little more.....serious than just telling a fib, wouldn't you think?

"Yeah so some kid was getting murdered, and i almost killed someone to save him, oh and that kid I saved is probably going to die anyway - plus I can't get into westpoint now, z0mg!"

What if (Highly doubt it tho) some member's friend/relative was killed by a bully in school, and this story touched them? And then they foudn out it was fake... THINK OF IT - you're an emo kid you should know what I'm talkin about. lol

[Ratamacue]

I kind of felt like this was fake given the amount of self-praise and a distinct lack of information via Google, but I decided to take a leap of faith. Well done on his part, though...at least until now.

[Aerosoul]

Uh - it's a little more.....serious than just telling a fib, wouldn't you think?

"Yeah so some kid was getting murdered, and i almost killed someone to save him, oh and that kid I saved is probably going to die anyway - plus I can't get into westpoint now, z0mg!"

military posers are a serious issue at this site. SuperShot posted a story about his school that untrue that tricked a number of people. the fact that a character almost died makes it a bannable offense? do you not know the difference between reality and bull****?

at least the good guy won, and the underdog was saved. p-)




What if (Highly doubt it tho) some member's friend/relative was killed by a bully in school, and this story touched them? And then they foudn out it was fake... THINK OF IT - you're an emo kid you should know what I'm talkin about. lol
if this story had been true, i would hope it would have touched everyone. saving a kid's life. if a victim to a similar story were on the board and took offense...i don't see that as having anything to do with it. people hurt my feelings when i was more emotionally fragile...but i didn't care to have them banned.

[Death.]

I kind of felt like this was fake given the amount of self-praise and a distinct lack of information via Google, but I decided to take a leap of faith. Well done on his part, though...at least until now.

Yeah - I mean... once he said he was "hoisted on his shoulders" .... does ANYONE do that anymore? lol!

Then he said he was captian of all his sports teams and president of school council and a member of all kinds of clubs and made good grades etc etc, perfect fantasy student

[sir-chimp]

The story needed more lesbian *** scenes

[usa320]

by the second paragraph my BS meter was on red.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b194/muslimg/bs-meter.gif

[Super Sheep]

The story needed more lesbian *** scenes


The student and faculty union is the only thing that makes me smile about tonight. Student Government has initiated sit ins inside the school, walk-outs and morning and afternoon demonstrations right outside the school for all traffic to see. Also, they are throwing me this party, I am soooo like the center of attention. There was beer and drugs and girls. This two girls was like, you can watch us have lesbian *** and you can watch cause you are such a hero. Then I boned them and every girl was having hot lesbian *** outside school. Yay! Go me.

There, added.

[sir-chimp]

you can watch use have lesbian ***
watcha use from brookly or someten? p-)

[Super Sheep]

Simple typo actually, changed it before you posted. Muhahaha.

[scm77]

by the second paragraph my BS meter was on red.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b194/muslimg/bs-meter.gif You need to upgrade to the new model BS Meter.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/scm77/bsmeter.gif

:lol:

[Aerosoul]

ahh...good ol bs meters.
i'm going to try to sleep now. hopefully this thread wont be gone by the time i get back online tomorrow, but we shall see.
anywho. nite folks.

[Resurrection]

good night buddy.

[Zoomie]

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/8400/bsrepel24ky.jpg
Should I just use the whole can despite what the instructions say? Either way, it should make the stink go away.

[wamp]

Sigh...I keep waiting for him to admit defeat on the left flank....no sense waiting up I reckon

[TheStorm]

The story was overall well-written, but he gave it away with the excessive self-glorifying grandstanding.

[BadKarma26]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.moviexplosion.com/scans/tony_montana_big.jpg

Tony Montana says, "All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for nobody..."

[Will938]

I sent the link to my friend and he said he'd seen the same story a long time ago.

I was gonna tell him that he did the right thing no matter what anyone said, I'll say he needs to write short stories now.

Round house kick? leave that to Chuck Norris.

[Ruledbyjames]

Ah sh1t...There I was thinking that this guy was truely great! Damn..............

[onefast93z28]

I was thinking BS when he talked about getting kicked in the nuts and being able to immidently headlock him and throw him out a window...

plus the whole captian of every team and president of all the clubs thing is a little unlikely...

[Andreas]

Im not sure about this whole thing.
Im going to sit on the fence for a while longer..

[gaz]

If it made up then surely something could be read into the fact that the kid who is now comatose is called Evan. If it's not made up then I wish him the best of luck.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

-The Bible Club will be asked to pray fervently for Ricky.
rofl'pray fervently'! Is that rubbing your hands together vigorously and mutterring 'Come on God you bastard!' under your breath?

[Hawkeye]

rofl'pray fervently'! Is that rubbing your hands together vigorously and mutterring 'Come on God you bastard!' under your breath?



http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/image.php?u=7922&dateline=1133308296



And we all got really bullschitted.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

And we all got really bullschitted.

A least he put some effort into it. It did go a bit over the top though.

All the best lies are 90% truth.

[Andreas]

Uhm yeah.. any developments on this story.

Oh I forgot its bedtime for the US hence the world stands still.......

[Apathy]

Uhm yeah.. any developments on this story.

Oh I forgot its bedtime for the US hence the world stands still.......

Bed time just ended.

[Andreas]

good, now drive to conneticut and find out wats the deal with this.
Ps stop by new haven, they have good pizza there....:)

[toki]

good, now drive to conneticut and find out wats the deal with this.
Ps stop by new haven, they have good pizza there....:)

...and a ****ty Mc Donalds Motel... Never seen anything like it before. Who wants to sleep at a McD?

[California Joe]

That little bastard. Who the hell goes to that kind of trouble. That's what I get for skimming and then jumping on a bandwagon. I guess a new title is in order....

[toki]

I want a title too. :-(

[jedisponge]

That little bastard. Who the hell goes to that kind of trouble. That's what I get for skimming and then jumping on a bandwagon. I guess a new title is in order....
Oh man... this is some good morning entertainment. Tar and feathers, I say.

[askDNA]

good, now drive to conneticut and find out wats the deal with this.
Ps stop by new haven, they have good pizza there....:)


I second that

[Fargin]

...but will the kid go blind or what?

I've got too much invested in this bull**** story, so how about you ****ing make up some more stuff. And no goddamn short cuts: The kid is all ok now, except for a slight lisp and Ricky or what ****en ever his name was or is got acquit of all charges and exonerated and ****. You need to keep the story real and interesting for atleast two more weeks, or your IP and real address will be publicized.

I think that's fair. Even though I now know it's just a story I'm ****en still waiting for more news and throw in a cheerleader menage a trois you fairy!

[digrar]

That little bastard. Who the hell goes to that kind of trouble. That's what I get for skimming and then jumping on a bandwagon. I guess a new title is in order....

Beat you to it.

[California Joe]

I noticed that about a minute after I posted mate. :)

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Old age is starting to catch you up.

Time to be put into the back paddock away from the mares.

[farmgirl]

okay... I can't be bothered to read this whole thread... I read the story... I say BS. I find it difficult to believe that a "hearing" would be scheduled so quickly... maybe a day or two... but on the same day? Come on! A story like this would make news... maybe even national... let's see it.

[Andreas]

I found a thread also started by mister supershot, witch is also kind of in the same style.
Just read it and tell us what you think:
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57801

I found it pretty weird

[farmgirl]

I found a thread also started by mister supershot, witch is also kind of in the same style.
Just read it and tell us what you think:
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57801

I found it pretty weird



My, my, my... it would seem that SS likes a little attention. :roll:
I certainly hope he's a liar.

[scm77]

roflOh god.

[scm77]

Some similarities between the two threads.

-Both have people getting drinks dumped on their head (milk in the first one, oj in this one).

-Both have someone being thrown into a wall

-Both have him getting injured (stabbed in the first one, roundhoused kicked in the balls (how the FU*K do you roundhouse kick someone in the balls???)in this one)

-Both have extreme head injuries (head slashed open in the first one, white liquid running from nose/bleeding from ears in second one).

-Both have history teachers (even though the history teacher that he said spoke to the reporter in the transcript he posted isn't even listed on the list of teacher found on the schools web site).

-Both involve people who were bullied for a long time and then snapped.

-Both have strange details about injuries (in the first one the cut missed the girls jugular by EXACTLY 2mm, in the second one the guy has a 65% chance of blindness)

-Both were posted by someone who is full of sh*t.

I'm sure there's more, but I just went over some of the posts in each thread quick.

[sergey31]

My, my, my... it would seem that SS likes a little attention. :roll:
I certainly hope he's a liar.

Yep, he likes attention for sure......


Here you go "hero"
http://www.lemonzoo.com/content/P/13617-content.jpg

[Mudd]

BREACH OF PEACH


I hate when I breach the peach

fingers get all sticky...

[Falco]

Man, it took you guys 8 pages to figure it out. :cantbeli:
Kuddos to usa320 for finally raising the BS flag.

[ibstolidude]

farking ass-face.

[Death.]

"Heroes are not born heroes. People that fantasize of doing heroic things are never going to be heroes. True heroes are the people that do not think about being a hero; they just do what is instinctive to them and then do not bask in the glory of their actions."

Ha! Doesn't apply to this ****tard wanna-be!

-

[hell]

Well, I'm gone for a day and look what happens.....

At least this one wasn't posing as SF or head of the SAS or some other nonsense.

[Name Taken]

...
All this has happened in one day? That's a very quick process, it seems.
...


Clearly I am the investigative genius in this thread, beat you all to it.
Nevermind that I actually believed him, I'm still taking credit for the discovery, Hellfish stop riding my coat tails! ;-)

[Doc12]

What a bastard...
It´s really sad that some people feel they need to make up bullcrap stories on the internet to feel good about themselves.

[farmgirl]

ban him!!! ban him!!! ban him!!!

oh wait... I can do that if I want to....

burn him!!! burn him!!! burn him!!!

[EsoognomEhT]

rofl

what a joker!

[demotivater]

Argh - what a *****. Seemed semi believable at first glance - though probably embellished. But, after the next few posts - that's a hell of a lot of stuff to happen in under a day. Almost as much as a season of 24.

[Doc12]

ban him!!! ban him!!! ban him!!!

oh wait... I can do that if I want to....

burn him!!! burn him!!! burn him!!!

I really can´t picture him returning after being exposed like this.

[farmgirl]

Come on.... he wouldn't be here now.... he's probably out saving someone else's life.... a pseudohero's work is never done....

[demotivater]

Maybe he's on the phone with West Point

[farmgirl]

They wouldn't waste his time with WP... I imagine they're sending him straight to Delta!

[Doc12]

Maybe he's on the phone with West Point

Or engaged in peace negotiations between the "Shelton High Muslim Alliance and the Bible Club, born enemies who want each other's religion dead".

[Seraphim]

Argh - what a *****. Seemed semi believable at first glance - though probably embellished. But, after the next few posts - that's a hell of a lot of stuff to happen in under a day. Almost as much as a season of 24.

What?! I thought 24 was based on true events!

[toki]

I found a thread also started by mister supershot, witch is also kind of in the same style.
Just read it and tell us what you think:
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57801

I found it pretty weird
http://web.princeton.edu/sites/opplab/pinnochio.jpg
http://j****museum.org/panabasis/munchausen02.jpg
:cantbeli:

[Hawkeye]

My guess he wanted a striking way of leaving.

Gotta hand it to him, he did well.

[MrScruff]

What?! I thought 24 was based on true events!
http://mattduerden.googlepages.com/24.jpg

[scm77]

rofl rofl

Awesome.

[STIG]

15 pages of pure entertainment...rofl rofl

[Fargin]

I don't give a dime for anyone saying: 'I knew he was a poser' past page 12. Half of you wanted to have his baby and the rest wished you were him. I still want to hear what really happened with the blinded vegtable and did he get kicked out of school?

[Seiran]

http://mattduerden.googlepages.com/24.jpg

*laughs so hard he chokes on the corn dog he was eating*

omg man *cough* that was great...

[Resurrection]

I've never had a corn dog. How do they taste?

[CountZero]

I've never had a corn dog. How do they taste?

the name says it all. what you get when you crossbreed a cornstalk with a dog

:lol:

[sir-chimp]

burn him!!! burn him!!! burn him!!!


first we have to find out if he weighs more than a duck

[EvanL]

first we have to find out if he weighs more than a duck
God I want to hit you sometimes.

[hell]

God I want to hit you sometimes.

It'll never happen; you're too drunk to find your way out of the port-a-john at the Nickelback concert....

[sir-chimp]

God I want to hit you sometimes.


I dont swing that way

[Blarney]

http://www.lemonzoo.com/content/P/13617-content.jpg

I am completely fine with looking at her though.

oh and SS, fcuk you! your initials are of pure evil and you spend life doing this on a military board. Get Cancer please. Or get raped, wither work.

[Seiran]

Wouldn't the rape be more traumatic for the rapist??

[Aerosoul]

edit.........

[Mudd]

Wouldn't the rape be more traumatic for the rapist??

No, im pretty sure it would be worse for SS... :hug:

[usa320]

i think the kid is psycho. who makes this **** up?

[Bia]

Instead of a gunfighter....he's simply a writer.

My father always warned me...there are legions of faux warriors walking the planet.

This kid is the type to have a SNIPER bumper sticker on his vehicle I bet.

[Hot Lips]

Actually the story is true. It seems that several witness came forward with some information about the trio involved that shed new light on the matter. I turns out Mr. Morales was indeed protecting Evan from The Bully , but that there was more to the story than meets the eye. Turns out Mr. Morales and The Bully had tried out for the HS Wrestling Team and didn't make the cut, but bonded during tryouts and started their own Fight Club style wrestling league at a local bar - The Reckless Stallion. Club members reported that The Bully found out that Mr. Morales had been been moon lighting in a tag team league with a new partner, dubbed "Little Guy".

I found THIS (http://www.bearclaws.net/jeffbearnyc/gw/markbene-34.jpg) photo from their last match on one of the news sites.

[sir-chimp]

man *** for teh win

[sergey31]

I found THIS (http://www.bearclaws.net/jeffbearnyc/gw/markbene-34.jpg) photo from their last match on one of the news sites.

Hmmm.....So, that's the web sites you like to visit.

[Hot Lips]

Hmmm.....So, that's the web sites you like to visit.

If you only knew what I almost posted instead....

[Clete Torres]

LOL at The Reckless Stallion.

[Blarney]

LOL at The Reckless Stallion.

I know, I got that and went..."Brokeback"

[farmgirl]

first we have to find out if he weighs more than a duck


Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

[Fargin]

I found THIS (http://www.bearclaws.net/jeffbearnyc/gw/markbene-34.jpg) photo from their last match on one of the news sites.
Oh, does this picture mean we finally get a romance spin on the story?

[Corona]

going to ICQ.com and joining the chat channels and flaming people is fun. I just got banned 4 times. Lesbians didnt appreciate me :(. Didn't want to buy my *****s.

So bored...

[Saranof]

Living in the real world is kinda fun, you go to bed and when you wake up, the dark ages have had a party and the result is 17 pages of..well, this.
I was just waiting for the first "hey cool! you got a link?"

[TR1]

what a thread....I'm sorry, but his story sounded way too extreme to start with, I don't see how anybody could have believed him.........so was he banned or what?

[Aerosoul]

he was back online about 27 hours ago. but he hasnt posted since his last one in this thread.