caption contest

[aimforthemedic]

for this picture...what is going through "dear leaders" head.

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[Chuckie]

I'll tell you what's going through my mind. WTF are these 12 year olds doing in the picture?

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[hell]

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"Jesus, it's been 50 years, you think we could get a new f*cking uniform. Our boys were getting mown down while wearing this same crap in the 1950's."



btw, I like your screen name, made me laugh.

[aimforthemedic]

lol keep em coming...btw thanks for the compliment

[hell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/He219/AP/more/and%20more/97494acc.jpg

Soldier #1: "Last night, I had two twigs for dinner."

Soldier #2: "Well, last night, I killed and ate my village's only dog."

Soldier #3: "Oh yea, well, I'll probably be shot for eating the air filter out of one of the only 13 cars in the entire Republic."

Kim Jong-il: "Last night, I had Grilled chicken strips with diced and sun-dried tomatoes, olives, and yellow peppers with garlic served over whole-wheat spaghetti. What, it's one of those new meals from Lean Cuisine."

[sir-chimp]

Why does dear leader insist on dressing like he orders out of the mail order ads aimed to senior citizens in Sundays paper. I bet those pants have expandable elastic waist, those shoes slip on and off with out tying, and those glasses are Blue Blockers.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

"Ok, so you may have to take it in turns to shoot, but it's a good gun."

[Ruledbyjames]

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/1144/kimjongil1jc.th.jpg (http://img456.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kimjongil1jc.jpg)

Kim Jong Il got lost on his way to the old folks home and stumbled upon the first annual North Korean Teenage mutant ninja turtles convention.

[Chuckie]

Why does dear leader insist on dressing like he orders out of the mail order ads aimed to senior citizens in Sundays paper. I bet those pants have expandable elastic waist, those shoes slip on and off with out tying, and those glasses are Blue Blockers.

Actually the pants are custom made to be extra long so they cover up the 4-5 inch heels that he's wearing to make him appear taller. (True story) Didn't seem to help in this picture as he is still the shortest one there.

The glasses almost looks like a pair of sunglasses that Sophie Louren or someone like that would wear.

[sir-chimp]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/He219/AP/more/and%20more/97494acc.jpg


The 2006 sauerkraut eaters convention was blessed with the presence of dear leader - who among other things is the master of all things sauerkraut.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/He219/AP/more/and%20more/97494acc.jpg
The North Korean edition of Pop idol was less successful than hoped.

[Fargin]

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Eat my **** and call me Il.

[hell]

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Kim Jong-il: "After we get this photograph developed, whoever I find that blinked when it was taken will be shot. The rest of you will be tortured and then hanged as co-conspirators of the blinkers."

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Kim "Say Cheese!"

Soldiers "What's 'cheese'?

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Kim: "We'll photoshop the rest of your guns in later"

[sir-chimp]

Kim: "We'll photoshop the rest of your guns in later"


They outsource that to the Chinese kids currently creating the Chinese Air Force.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

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"These are my homies, this is how we roll..."

[hell]

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Kim Jong-il: "You guys dig my new pair of Dockers? Sure, after subtracting the cost out of the national budget to smuggle them in due to trade restrictions, 50,000 people will die from starvation, but it's all worth it to make my ass look this good."

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

They outsource that to the Chinese kids currently creating the Chinese Air Force.

:lol:

"...from the people who brought you the Iranian super boat plane..."

[hell]

Kim Jong-il: "Hey you, tell me a funny story."

N. Korean Soldier: "Well, this one time, at torture camp...."

[California Joe]

"We represent the Lollipop Guild"

[Jeremiah]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/He219/AP/more/and%20more/97494acc.jpg

Attack of the clones 2.

[Caper]

"Dude, can you use those binocs and look over the south border and see if MacD's is open, I need some f'n McGirdles"

[Chuckie]

Attention all MP.NET member:

Our dear leader Kim Jong Il has informed us that there is a fraudulent photo published on the Internet which was modified by the Imperialist Americans, to make him appear shorter than he actually is. Please refer to this original photo provided by our leader.


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[hell]

Hey, it's not that bad, at least the pant seam on his right leg lines up :-)

[2Sheds_Jackson]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/He219/AP/more/and%20more/97494acc.jpg


With an unshakable faith in the victory of socialism, the Dear Leader
takes a break from his golf game where he achieved a hole-in-one at
every hole. His rejection of the infiltration of the bourgeois
reactionary ideological trends was so strong, that he quickly
excreted a small group of soldiers from his Juche-hole.

[Chuckie]

Hey, it's not that bad, at least the pant seam on his right leg lines up :-)

I couldn't figure out how to blend, so I just left it. I guess it's good that I'm not a plastic surgeon.

[Hawkeye4077]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/He219/AP/more/and%20more/97494acc.jpg

God I hope they hurry up and get this over with so I can go watch some more American ****.

[Arsenal]

"Even with all these soldiers around......I'm still so rone-ry"

[Aerosoul]

edit. arsenal u stole my idea, so my line isnt funny.
time for a new pic then.

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/9372/slitherpub3rx.jpg

[Bia]

I win...


"Democracy prevails...Western Music inundates China"
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[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/9372/slitherpub3rx.jpg

"We're UPS, drop the package!"

[Arsenal]

edit. arsenal u stole my idea,

You should keep your window locked at night then.

[Chuckie]

I win...


"Democracy prevails...Western Music inundates China"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/biafra/biabob1.gif

You've got Photoshop skills. How do I fix the legs on my Kim Jong picture? I'm using Paint.net if that matters.

[seventy6er]

Kim Jong-il: "After we get this photograph developed, whoever I find that blinked when it was taken will be shot. The rest of you will be tortured and then hanged as co-conspirators of the blinkers."

hahaa, LMAO rofl rofl

[bluffcove]

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/9372/slitherpub3rx.jpg

either you return the kids missing hand or I shoot!

[Will938]

http://www.supercars.net/pitlane/pics/2265515d.jpg

How the empire began.

[aimforthemedic]

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/9372/slitherpub3rx.jpg

after responding to the alarm at the residence of rosie odonnel, all of the LA highschool police explorers resigned.