"graphic Warning!" (male Nudity) Public Health Service Announcement.

[SGMGSG9]

"GRAPHIC WARNING!" (MALE NUDITY) PUBLIC HEALTH SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

Posted for guys like Clete Torrez & Captain Cabinet.

http://dl4.dumpalink.com/media/0kzXrWdsdAFJ/rGBB9gfCxYCP.wmv


"Guys where concerned & care about you but, IT MUST STOP, THAT'S NOT HEALTHY OR SAFE ANYMORE."

[Captain Cabinet]

Why do you associate me with inserting objects into the uretha...?
The flower thing goes beyond pain. It made me weep.

[Apathy]

"It was Valentine's Day and at number 54, one ingenious Romeo thought he'd walk into the bedroom surprising his lover with a flower...in his *****."

I LOL'D!

[Heron]

OMG......they are genius......da*mn

[Clete Torres]

What's this posted for guys like Clete Torres sh*t? I got about 27 seconds into that video before I had to bail out. Nothing nice.

[scrybe]

Clete it's kind of like.... well let me put it this way. I don't really like smelling my own farts. Neither does my dad though. So when I am at home and I have to fart, I get as close to him as possible then let it rip. I don't really want to smell the fart, but I love watching him gasp for air and frantically fan the air with a newspaper. If I didn't enjoy watching him get so offended, I wouldn't go to all the effort.

... I don't know if that really explains anything, but it brings back good memories.

[Clete Torres]

Say no more Scrybe, I know exactly what you're talking about.

[Gauntlet]

I've heard worse stories... how bout a broken glass rod?

[Insane Tadpole]

LOL! omg....some people these days are thick!

[Lazarou]

I've heard worse stories... how bout a broken glass rod?

How about a South American candirú (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru) catfish?

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/6557/candiru3ke.jpg


It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is **** it will swim into an orifice (the anus or ******, or even in the case of smaller specimens the ***** - and perhaps deep into the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through an operation. As the fish locates its prey by following the water flow from the gills to its source, urinating while bathing increases the chance of a candiru "homing in" on a human urethra.

[british-airborne]

i feel sick after watching the first couple of secounds about a **** and a spoon