Canadian Joke

[Maverick77]

You might have to be Canadian to laugh at this


>HOCKEY JOKE THAT ONLY A CANADIAN COULD APPRECIATE
>
>Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is
>attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his
>stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
>
>A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
>interview the boy. "YOUNG LEAFS FAN SAVES FRIEND FROM VICIOUS ANIMAL" he
>starts writing in his notebook.
>
>"But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied.
>
>"Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were." said the
>reporter and starts again. "LITTLE JAYS FAN RESCUES FRIEND FROM HORRIFIC
>ATTACK" he continued writing in his notebook.
>
>"I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said.
>
>"I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team, do
>you root for?" the reporter asked.
>
>"I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said.
>
>The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "LITTLE FRENCH
>BASTARD FROM MONTREAL KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET."

[EvanL]

hahha
yeh stick it to em.

[memphiz]

haha thats good


wheres Toronto??

[Marmot1]

rofl he he even I ,Polish undestand that... rofl

[simple jumper]

Hey mon esti de tabarnak!!! C'est b'en drole hein???

That is pretty good actually. damn Montreal!!! ;)

[Midav]

LOL!!! rofl