18+ Humour (how europeans have ***)

[EvanL]

fixxxed :D
http://www.imageshack.us/files1/euro.jpg

[Trigger]

It's 'Red X rated' ;)

[Seoulstriker]

ooooh, that must be pretty hard core. XXX's everywhere. ;)

[Seoulstriker]

damn, trigger beat me to it. :)

[Operation Ivy]

rofl

[el borracho]

Personally the Greek is my favorite...but i am half portuguese so "Viva o peixe!"

[Trigger]

rofl

[Sierra]

LMAO! :D

[Herrmannek]

I see every way I can imagine..if that mean americans don't have *** at all?

[EvanL]

I see every way I can imagine..if that mean americans don't have *** at all?
Its for europeans.
Now excuse me while i go microwave a bagel and have *** with it.
:P

[Vance]

My girlfriend is Portuguese.. http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif

[Jack Mehoff]

Midtown and his girlfriend are going to demonstrate how Americans have ***. I bet it's going to be anal ***

[EvanL]

Midtown and his girlfriend are going to demonstrate how Americans have ***. I bet it's going to be anal ***
Please give a warning first so i can shoot myself in the face.

[memphiz]

haha look at the Finns

[Midtown]

How many times do I have to tell you, I have yet to boink my girlfriend in the butt. God dammit. Americans improvise. We eat double cheeseburgers then **** the cheerleader. Dont you doofs watch any movies?

In japan they just have 20 guys jack off on one girls face.

China I have no idea, but the ****ers keep multiplying every day.

Belgian all the way :P :P :P

[cut]

My girlfriend is Portuguese.. http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif

fish?

[Merik]

How many times do I have to tell you, I have yet to boink my girlfriend in the butt. God dammit. Americans improvise. We eat double cheeseburgers then f*** the cheerleader. Dont you doofs watch any movies?

In japan they just have 20 guys jack off on one girls face.

China I have no idea, but the f*** keep multiplying every day.

Dude you just HAD to bring up the extreme bukkake. :bash:

[Vance]

My girlfriend is Portuguese.. http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif

fish?
I guess ;)

[EvanL]

My girlfriend is Portuguese.. http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif

fish?
I guess ;)
Vance it is illegal for you to view such material in your area ;)
You are not 18 yet. You should not be viewing such material. You will get the wrong impression.
:lol:
Your still cooler than seoulstriker.

[Jack Mehoff]

How many times do I have to tell you, I have yet to boink my girlfriend in the butt. God dammit. Americans improvise. We eat double cheeseburgers then f*** the cheerleader. Dont you doofs watch any movies?

In japan they just have 20 guys jack off on one girls face.

China I have no idea, but the f*** keep multiplying every day.
Chinese men suck women's feet in China and they call that ***

[Vance]

My girlfriend is Portuguese.. http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif

fish?
I guess ;)
Vance it is illegal for you to view such material in your area ;)
You are not 18 yet. You should not be viewing such material. You will get the wrong impression.
:lol:
Your still cooler than seoulstriker.
I knew what he meant :P Don't worry, I'm waiting till I'm 18...Seoul might get mad at me for doing it before I get married... :oops:

[EvanL]

My girlfriend is Portuguese.. http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif

fish?
I guess ;)
Vance it is illegal for you to view such material in your area ;)
You are not 18 yet. You should not be viewing such material. You will get the wrong impression.
:lol:
Your still cooler than seoulstriker.
I knew what he meant :P Don't worry, I'm waiting till I'm 18...Seoul might get mad at me for doing it before I get married... :oops:
Well dont feel like u have to wait until your 18. When you feel the time is right its right, and jump right in face first.
Seoul is a loser and will have no fun in life. DOnt mind him.

[Ratamacue]

Vance, listen to Evan. ;)

[EvanL]

How many times do I have to tell you, I have yet to boink my girlfriend in the butt. God dammit. Americans improvise. We eat double cheeseburgers then f*** the cheerleader. Dont you doofs watch any movies?

In japan they just have 20 guys jack off on one girls face.

China I have no idea, but the f*** keep multiplying every day.
Chinese men suck women's feet in China and they call that ***
Japanese men make women dress up like they are young school girls and poop on their faces.

[Merik]

How many times do I have to tell you, I have yet to boink my girlfriend in the butt. God dammit. Americans improvise. We eat double cheeseburgers then f*** the cheerleader. Dont you doofs watch any movies?

In japan they just have 20 guys jack off on one girls face.

China I have no idea, but the f*** keep multiplying every day.
Chinese men suck women's feet in China and they call that ***
Japanese men make women dress up like they are young school girls and poop on their faces.

That was something no one really, really wanted to know. Thanks Evan.

[EvanL]

How many times do I have to tell you, I have yet to boink my girlfriend in the butt. God dammit. Americans improvise. We eat double cheeseburgers then f*** the cheerleader. Dont you doofs watch any movies?

In japan they just have 20 guys jack off on one girls face.

China I have no idea, but the f*** keep multiplying every day.
Chinese men suck women's feet in China and they call that ***
Japanese men make women dress up like they are young school girls and poop on their faces.

That was something no one really, really wanted to know. Thanks Evan.
Well you read it.

[PsihoKeke]

Do it like European.
Do it like American.
Do it like Martian.

Just DO IT.

[James]

Do it like European.
Do it like American.
Do it like Martian.

Just DO IT.

Ahh... Wisdom.

The rest of you are hilarious. I laughed out loud. rofl

[Guttorm]

<--------- Irritated, Hmmph, so now Norway isn't a part of Europe? :bash:

:P

[Frens]

rofl rofl rofl

[Kriz]

Belgian all the way :P :P :P

I'm belgian :lol:

[Shadow]

<--------- Irritated, Hmmph, so now Norway isn't a part of Europe? :bash:

:P
Thought the same!
I think the swedish one counts for norway,too!:D

[Guttorm]

Hehe, it probably does. :D

[Haiw]

No, Norwegians just haven't invented *** yet.

[Guttorm]

No, Norwegians just haven't invented *** yet.

AAAH! Thats it... Thats why my girl gives me this dumbfounded look when I say "Let's ****"....

[b00n]

:-\

[perdurabo]

hmm Poles central and estern europeans dosent count too??
fu*** how the hell i get laid now? or maybe i'm living in f** siberia? ok so i will go and f*** some polar bears :/ grrr :fork: :fork: :fork:
rofl rofl
ok Swedish is my type :)

[citizen-k]

hmm Poles central and estern europeans dosent count too??
fu*** how the hell i get laid now? or maybe i'm living in f** siberia? ok so i will go and f*** some polar bears :/ grrr :fork: :fork: :fork:
rofl rofl
ok Swedish is my type :)

Want to hear some "polish *** jokes"?

"How do you make a polish woman scream in bed? You wipe the curtain"

"What does a polish woman says to her husband while they are having ***? 'Darling, we must paint the ceiling' "

There are so many jokes about it... most of them try to give the impression that polish woman simply hate/dislike ***. (no offence, its the Jewish way to live with reality)

After having several Polish/Russian/Moroccan/Argentinean girlfriends (and now a Brazilian wife) I can say these jokes have a point rofl

[M_S]

PIMP!

[M_S]

p-)