Drunk, ornery and looking for a fight.

[Hellfish]

Bring it on, cocksuckers. I feel like beating up someone over the net.

[Gauntlet]

Mmmm I like it rough

[ed316]

Bring it Kojak. I'm working tommorow.

[budanski]

Well, I'm your huckleberry, Mr. Hellfish.

[Hellfish]

What the **** is a huckleberry you goddamn sac slobberer? You being a racist prick?

And Ed, you're too goddamn easy. You're a Marine. I have nut rags with less **** on them than you swallowed during your service.

[Hellfish]

Goddamnit it takes you ****s way too lomng to respond.

[budanski]

What the **** is a huckleberry you goddamn sac slobberer? You being a racist prick?

"Huckleberry" was commonly used in the 1800's in conjunction with "persimmon" as a small unit of measure. "I'm a huckleberry over your persimmon" meant "I'm just a bit better than you." As a result, "huckleberry" came to denote idiomatically two things. First, it denoted a small unit of measure, a "tad," as it were, and a person who was a huckleberry could be a small, unimportant person--usually expressed ironically in mock self-depreciation. The second and more common usage came to mean, in the words of the "Dictionary of American Slang: Second Supplemented Edition" (Crowell, 1975):

"A man; specif., the exact kind of man needed for a particular purpose. 1936: "Well, I'm your huckleberry, Mr. Haney." Tully, "Bruiser," 37. Since 1880, archaic.

The "Historical Dictionary of American Slang" which is a multivolume work, has about a third of a column of citations documenting this meaning all through the latter 19th century.

So "I'm your huckleberry" means "I'm just the man you're looking for!"

source (http://home.earthlink.net/%7Eknuthco1/Itemsofinterest1/huckleberrysource.htm)

[Hellfish]

You literal bastard.

[Ria]

Cheer up HF. Go watch Life Aquatic and fall asleep to the dry comedy and colorful fishes. :hug: and take something to try and avoid your hangover in the morning.

[budanski]

You literal bastard.
good night, sweet prince.

[ed316]

Ria, you should drive over there with a bat and beat him.

[Hellfish]

She hasn't got the schutzpa. Neither do you, ed, for that matter.

NOBODY HAS THE SCHUTZPA!

[Wilco]

Don't let the boys at Flashpoint 1985 get a hold of this link.

[digrar]

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I'm not going to efight you, just give you a couple of Australian beers, my prior experience of drinking with American Infantrymen tells me you'll be on your arse once you get that third one inside you. p-)

[Ria]

She hasn't got the schutzpa. Neither do you, ed, for that matter.

NOBODY HAS THE SCHUTZPA!

Now your jewness is coming out. Please go to bed sweetcheeks.:petting: Or else I WILL hit you with a bat and then you will have no choice.

[Hellfish]

My prior experience with Aussies is that they're a bunch of goddamn pansies. "It's too hot," "My feet hurt," "We can't even fully populate our own country without resorting to the importation of criminals"

[Hellfish]

Now your jewness is coming out. Please go to bed sweetcheeks.:petting: Or else I WILL hit you with a bat and then you will have no choice.

My jewness?

My stupification knows no limits at this moment.

[digrar]

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Come on keep up ya shiela, you're still sipping your first one.

[sir-chimp]

you have a small ***** and you are a poor piece of crap who likes to tickle puppies in their no no spot













and your a homo

[Hellfish]

I hope Indonesia colonizes you and breeds with your women.

[ed316]

I don't feel like e-fighting either. I'm buzzing right now so I have neither the will or inclination.

[sir-chimp]

there are no women on the moon you idiot

[Hellfish]

I claim victory. My e********s swell with pride.

[ed316]

Good. Now drive over to Bridget's.

[sir-chimp]

I claim victory. My e********s swell with pride.


gonorrhea will do that

[digrar]

I hope Indonesia colonizes you and breeds with your women.
Well if we have to rely on drunken stumblebums like you to help out, what chance have we got?

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Get another couple of those into you, you spilled those others I gave you...

[Bia]

I am a cocksucker. I feel like beating OFF someone over the net.


Well.....then my gender doesnt match.....sorry.

[ed316]

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[Will938]

Well that does it, I'm gonna get aquainted with some vodka and return.

[p$ycho+log!cal]

the B the O the B the B the Y

the D the I the G the I the T the A the L
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YEAH, the DIGITAL, DIGITAL!

BOBBY DIGITALLLLLLLL!@#$%^^&

this thread is random

[Hellfish]

I see now, sober, that you guys put up a fight on par with a 7 year old girl. Pansies.

[titget]

Drunk, ornery and looking for a fight.

I was the oppostite last night....drunk horney and looking for lovep-)

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

I see now, sober, that you guys put up a fight on par with a 7 year old girl. Pansies.

It's a good thing your over there and I'm here.

Otherwise I'd give you a sever rodgering for being a ****wad.

[Will Clark]

I see now, sober, that you guys put up a fight on par with a 7 year old girl. Pansies.

Sorry, I got too aquainted with that Vodka, forgot all about this :p

[Hellfish]

It's a good thing your over there and I'm here.

Otherwise I'd give you a sever rodgering for being a ****wad.

Wait... you'd have ****ed me, or ****ed me up? Rodgering = *** in my language.

And you spelled severe wrong.

[Hellfish]

I was the oppostite last night....drunk horney and looking for lovep-)
Pfff. You know where I am.

[hell]

Pfff. You know where I am.

Yea, some sh*thole apartment across the street from the white-trash Wal-mart. Nice digs.

[Hellfish]

It's not white trash. It's ghetto. But my apartment is nice, ****.

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Wait... you'd have ****ed me, or ****ed me up? Rodgering = *** in my language.

And you spelled severe wrong.
Oh boo ****ing hooo.

[Hellfish]

You still didn't ask if you wanted to **** me or **** me up. Either way, I ain't scared of a drunk Aussie in a leather skirt and makeup.

[Jani.R]

Which one would win in a fight, stupid looking shark or squirrel with big cohones?

[hell]

...my apartment is nice, ****.

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8852/dirtyplace9bp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Yea, I've seen your place; it's like a crack house without the appeal of narcotics.

[Hellfish]

It smells like sandalwood.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

You still didn't ask if you wanted to **** me or **** me up. Either way, I ain't scared of a drunk Aussie in a leather skirt and makeup.

I'd give up if I were you. I'm not quite sure what a "sever rogering" is, but I think it's something to do with that German cannibal.

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Lets put it this way. By the time I've finished with he will be wanting to go back home to sleep with his mummy.

[Hellfish]

That is the pussies thing I've heard in a long time. "Let me put it this way..."

Whatever dude. Let me put it this way - Aussies in skirts and makeup don't worry me a bit.

[hell]

Lets put it this way. By the time I've finished with he will be wanting to go back home to sleep with his mummy.

He's gonna have to kick me outta her bed first.....

[mattnwnc03]

dang i thought you were sombody in my neighborhood.

[digrar]

You'd still be comatose if you'd drunk those beers I gave you. Light weight.p-)