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Lazy Lob
04-17-2006, 06:08 AM
The Times April 17, 2006

Happy slapper . . . . slapped
By Will Pavia
Victim turned the tables after a youth attacked him while another thug filmed with a mobile phone

A HAPPY slapper’s mobile phone recording of an attack took an unexpected twist when his victim retaliated, flooring his assailant with a single punch.

In footage that is rapidly gaining cult status, an athletic young man in a white vest is seen plotting the attack on a stranger, filmed on his friend’s mobile phone.

The British man, on what appears to be a foreign street beside the entrance to a shopping arcade, addresses the camera and, as if he were preparing to sing on the ITV1 show Stars in Their Eyes, says: “Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be. . .a happy slapper.”

The cameraman, also British, can be heard encouraging his friend, saying: “OK, the next person who comes out.”

In front of the camera the would-be aggressor is getting excited. “Which hand?” he says. “I’ll give him both. A double, he’s getting a f***ing right slap.”

Sufficiently prepared for the assault, he tells his audience: “All right, let’s have it.”

A passer-by emerges from the shopping arcade: a smaller man, wearing a leather jacket, a bag slung over his shoulder.

The happy slapper runs towards him, drawing back one arm to swing and catch the man full in the face.

The victim recoils in pain and drops the bag.

He sees his attacker turn and walk back to his friend, who is laughing and still recording the scene.

Incredulous, he screams with rage. He asks his attacker what he was doing. Judging by his accent, he appears to be from Liverpool.

The victim then approaches the youth and throws a fierce right-hand jab, punching him on the chin and knocking him unconscious.

The man holding the camera phone shouts his friend’s name but carries on filming.

The man in black regards his assailant sprawled out on the floor.

Then he picks up his bag and storms off, still muttering in anger.

He is perhaps the first recorded victim to turn the tables on his would-be attackers since the slapping craze began.

It is thought to have begun in South London but has since spread across Britain and Europe.

Incidents have ranged from minor assaults to the killing of Soho barman David Morley in a gang attack on the South Bank in London in October 2004, all recorded and circulated on mobile phones.

Coverage of the phenomenon in the press has been mirrored by constant chatter in internet chatrooms and on online message boards.

Some attackers post messages boasting of their slaps, some request new footage to be sent via e-mail.

Others condemn the craze. “Try that in Liverpool,” wrote one correspondent, “theyed (sic) be lucky to get out the city alive.”

The man of that city who stood up to his attackers may yet gain a hero status on Merseyside, as a scourge of the happy slapper.

<Gypsum Fantastic>
04-17-2006, 06:26 AM
Beautiful. Usually chavs only try that sort of thing in big groups against little people or against women. This is why...

Where's the video?!?

Bugalugs
04-17-2006, 06:28 AM
id love to see that footage

Lazy Lob
04-17-2006, 06:45 AM
Beautiful. Usually chavs only try that sort of thing in big groups against little people or against women. This is why...

Where's the video?!?

I'm searching for it. But I'm pretty useless.

<Gypsum Fantastic>
04-17-2006, 06:47 AM
I'm searching for it. But I'm pretty useless.

Well, this is where they got the 'correspondent' quote from...

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=51326&page=3&pp=15

there is a link to the website, but no luck with the video.

<Gypsum Fantastic>
04-17-2006, 07:08 AM
Can't find the video, I think the makers of the website have taken the videos down. It's a chav-fest in there.

They have a part of the forum which is battle rapping in text! Hilarious.


I'm the best on beats, you really dont wanna mess with me/
My expertise, is extra sweet like contents of nests for bees/
Dont test me please, I really dont like exams/
And I really dont like Dr Zeuss rappers sounding like green eggs and ham//
It doesn't matter to me really, which enemie's next/
Coz you know that I stay strapped, like lesbian ***/
I hate ****ers who write a rhyme a day, seriously your rhymes are played/
I'm just tryna say, my paper stays stacked like piles of hay//

wanderer
04-17-2006, 07:21 AM
not the vid but more info

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Morley

Villainous!!

king_nothing100
04-17-2006, 05:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x97VLJBFWuo&search=happy%20slapper

futurepilot2004
04-17-2006, 05:56 PM
HAHA, ****er got owned.

<Gypsum Fantastic>
04-17-2006, 06:34 PM
HAHA! Beautiful.

Macs.
04-17-2006, 06:36 PM
That video could easily be a computer animation, by todays standards thats not very surprising.

Also the voices be the ones of actors, maybye.

MrScruff
04-17-2006, 06:37 PM
I've seen a better version of that on a mate's phone, the guy starts running after the cameraman :)

Nugget
04-17-2006, 06:40 PM
i remember watching a group of black kids filming with a handy cam go around and slapping ppl at random .. victims were mostly white kids and women ...

these kunce shot be shot in the back of the neck.

<Gypsum Fantastic>
04-17-2006, 06:41 PM
That video could easily be a computer animation, by todays standards thats not very surprising.

Also the voices be the ones of actors, maybye.

I hear that that Indian people are actually entirely computer animation. It was introduced in 1987 as a replacement for stupid children, but it's popularity grew and now it's just taken over.

Doc12
04-17-2006, 06:45 PM
Haha. Fantastic. Too bad the camera man didn´t get a beating too...

percell_086
04-17-2006, 06:45 PM
Hehehe what a f*cking a-hole, he got what he deserved. I just don't get this stupid happy-slapping.

Percell

Macs.
04-17-2006, 06:46 PM
I hear that that Indian people are actually entirely computer animation. It was introduced in 1987 as a replacement for stupid children, but it's popularity grew and now it's just taken over.

Walt Disney actually drew the first Indian in the year 1939. At this time it was only known under the name "Indianabama".

And now it comes... this drawing was made in order of, no one less then...

Adolf Hitler.

Fee Fi Fo Fum
04-17-2006, 06:49 PM
This video has done the rounds around Liverpool for months. It was filmed in Blackpool or Southport.


A passer-by emerges from the shopping arcade: a smaller man, wearing a leather jacket, a bag slung over his shoulder.
Not a leather jacket, it's a black lacoste tracksuit.


Others condemn the craze. “Try that in Liverpool,” wrote one correspondent, “theyed (sic) be lucky to get out the city alive.”
So true.

wulfstan
04-17-2006, 06:54 PM
He appears to give him a boot when he's on the deck, for good measure. Very pixelated tho...

<Gypsum Fantastic>
04-17-2006, 07:02 PM
He appears to give him a boot when he's on the deck, for good measure. Very pixelated tho...

Yeah, stamps on his face. It's all fair, he didn't start it.

Fee Fi Fo Fum
04-17-2006, 07:02 PM
Better quality video:

http://www.zippyvideos.com/9395551783309656/scouse_power/

wulfstan
04-17-2006, 07:07 PM
Unrelated, but funny, check out this attention whore getting her 'just desserts'....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myl5DOhClH8&search=ass

mudbunny
04-17-2006, 07:09 PM
The guy in black should've waited until "slappy" got up and decked his a$$ again.

Bugalugs
04-17-2006, 07:16 PM
Better quality video:

http://www.zippyvideos.com/9395551783309656/scouse_power/
looks a bit fake. hope it's not.

Fee Fi Fo Fum
04-17-2006, 08:04 PM
looks a bit fake. hope it's not.

It's not........

Miles.
04-17-2006, 08:14 PM
Hell yeah. That fvckhead got it!

Lazy Lob
04-18-2006, 03:24 AM
chav prick

scrybe
04-18-2006, 03:50 AM
Better quality video:

http://www.zippyvideos.com/9395551783309656/scouse_power/


Damn I love seeing guys like that get what's coming to them.