View Full Version : The proper use of the F____ word
budanski
05-15-2003, 11:51 PM
We all know that it isn't polite to use the F-word. However, there have been ten times in history where the "F" word has been acceptable for use:
10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877
8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1999
And Number 1 . . . drum roll please . . . .
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." -Saddam Hussein, 2003
GearGod
05-16-2003, 10:10 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: !!ROFLMAO!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Didnt "get" some stuff such as custer picasso pythagoras mike amy the rest was hilarious Im going to copy/save this
Smoothie104
05-16-2003, 12:53 PM
Adam, some History for you.
Custer:
http://www.linecamp.com/museums/americanwest/western_places/little_big_horn_custers_last_stand/little_big_horn_custers_last_stand.html
Picasso, painted in a style called cubism
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/5401/2thirdgradepicassobio.html
Pythagoras, discovered the pythagorian theorm. One of the first Mathematicians. He proved that all the angles in a triangle add up to 180 degrees, and that whole A squared + B Squared = C squared, ie how to figure then length of the hypotenuse in a right traingle.
Amelia Airheart
American aviator who was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean (1932) and from Hawaii to California (1935). While attempting to fly around the world, she crashed in the Pacific Ocean (1937) and was never found.
Michelangelo
Michelangelo (1475-1564), arguably one of the most inspired creators in the history of art and, with Leonardo da Vinci, the most potent force in the Italian High Renaissance. As a sculptor, architect, painter, and poet, he exerted a tremendous influence on his contemporaries and on subsequent Western art in general.
http://198.62.75.1/www1/sistine/0-Ceiling.html
WTF, Dont they teach this stuff in school anymore?
Royal
05-16-2003, 02:14 PM
It would appear not! :cantbeli:
Gordon
05-16-2003, 02:29 PM
Wow - maybe you should try and learn a little bit about the world, it's history and some of people who helped shape it before you join the military and learn how to take things out.
Light Fighter
05-16-2003, 02:51 PM
Ahh, bringing back grade schools memories. How I hated that Pythagoras with his pythageran(sp) theroy. :fork:
Ichhabe
05-16-2003, 06:46 PM
Like when I tried to explain to a soldier (nationality witheld) over the phone how to find our camp;
Me: We are situated just behind the prison compound...
Soldier:I'm not sure...
Me: Just behindthe prison. Walk in where the MP's are guarding, and about70 yards later look to the right of you. There you will see the Norwegian flag.
Soldier: Yeah, thanks......................
(about 30 seconds later, I could literary hearhim think at the end of the line)
What does your flag look like?
The morale here is; know your friends, and their flag... LOL
Scrim
05-16-2003, 07:06 PM
Budanski, you missed one.
#11. "What the F--- happened to my education?" Insert name here.2003.
Smoothie104
05-16-2003, 10:04 PM
Scrim, HAHAHAHAHHA! Beautiful.
JTFazz
05-17-2003, 08:23 AM
Budanski, you missed one.
#11. "What the F--- happened to my education?" Insert name here.2003. rofl
martinexsquaddie
05-17-2003, 09:50 AM
Gentlemen I belive we are in the presence of a potential paratrooper
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