Fashion Faux Pas! [Archive]

Clete Torres

04-24-2006, 07:07 PM

Anything embarrassing in you closet from years past? Well allow me to share a few of mine with you good people.

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/4719/safdfgdfhfgg1le.png (http://imageshack.us)

Sure I was only in the 2nd grade when I owned this Dr. Spock Star Trek shirt, but I used to wear the thing to school. What the hell was I thinking?

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7568/safdfgfhgjkk1as.png (http://imageshack.us)

Parachute Pants

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/150/blackmembersonlyjacket11jo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The proverbial Members Only Jacket

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/3462/sperry3ci.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Turquoise Sperry Topsider Shoes. I used to wear these things with no socks and at one time I had a pair that got so stinky that my mother would not allow me to wear them in the house.

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/206/43969item43gw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hold that Tiger! Le Tigre shirts. I had one in every color they made.

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7706/afdsdfgdfhjjj1qb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Plaid Bondage Pants. The first time my father saw me wearing these things I got the speech about pirates and faggots and how there was no ship in the driveway.

04-24-2006, 07:09 PM

I look good in anything.

signatory

04-24-2006, 07:10 PM

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/4719/safdfgdfhfgg1le.png

I was about to say.. you keep a gay dude in your closet ?

I have cleaned out all my cr4p... hm, I have to go think about this.

Hellfish

04-24-2006, 07:10 PM

Were you a punk, Clete, or a homo bondage dude?

Clete Torres

04-24-2006, 07:15 PM

Were you a punk, Clete, or a homo bondage dude?
You just never mind about that numb nuts and share with us some of your fashion mishaps. I'm sure you've got a couple of doosies in your closet.

titget

04-24-2006, 07:21 PM

I used to wear my Billabong jacket religiously, back in Jr. highschool....it could be 99 degrees out and I would wear that ugly, oversized pink and blue thing...just gross

signatory

04-24-2006, 07:22 PM

I have a 'Hawaii' Elvis kind of shirt that was one size too small when I actually used it. I think some poor African kid is wearing it now. Don't you just love how we can send our stupid clothes to Africa, call it charity and feel good about ourselves ?

Name Taken

04-24-2006, 07:25 PM

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/206/43969item43gw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Just walk around any college campus and you'll blend right in wearing those, they're still in style.

Plaid Bondage Pants. The first time my father saw me wearing these things I got the speech about pirates and faggots and how there was no ship in the driveway. roflroflrofl

gaz

04-24-2006, 07:30 PM

I still don't know anything about fashion, I just wear what I like. If anyone doesn't like it they can tongue-juggle my nuts.

scrybe

04-24-2006, 07:38 PM

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7706/afdsdfgdfhjjj1qb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Plaid Bondage Pants. The first time my father saw me wearing these things I got the speech about pirates and faggots and how there was no ship in the driveway.

Everything else was not so bad, but these are inexcusable.

Hellfish

04-24-2006, 07:39 PM

I imagine Clete wore those pants with a tight white t-shirt and a black leather jacket with all kind of punk bands and anarchy symbols all over it.

Chuckie

04-24-2006, 07:44 PM

I wore 1 or 2 pairs of these in the early 80's

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/5516/thicklacesld4lu.jpg

and these...

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and these.. when I was younger.

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Bob Lawbla

04-24-2006, 07:45 PM

I wore a bunch of crap like that. To make matters worse. We donated our old clothes to the Salvation Army and I would see other people tooling around town in my shyt! Outdated and overated.

Clete Torres

04-24-2006, 07:45 PM

I imagine Clete wore those pants with a tight white t-shirt and a black leather jacket with all kind of punk bands and anarchy symbols all over it.
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3058/sgtppratbonesback4dw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Not even close butthole. I had a Powell & Peralta Rat Bones jacket.

scrybe

04-24-2006, 07:46 PM

I was all about the Gecko Hawaii. Can't find pics though...

Hellfish

04-24-2006, 07:53 PM

Z Cavaricci pants with white socks and brown pennyloafers, jam shorts/clam diggers, white keds, NIN hat, etc. Never did have a stonewashed denim jacket, though.

Hellfish

04-24-2006, 07:54 PM

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3058/sgtppratbonesback4dw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Not even close butthole. I had a Powell & Peralta Rat Bones jacket.
Thats a lot better. Touche. :roll:

Clete Torres

04-24-2006, 08:01 PM

Z Cavaricci pants with white socks and brown pennyloafers, jam shorts/clam diggers, white keds, NIN hat, etc. Never did have a stonewashed denim jacket, though.That Z Cavaricci crap was hideous. Remember Jimmy Z pants? I was rockin' those things for a few years.

Chuckie

04-24-2006, 08:13 PM

That Z Cavaricci crap was hideous. Remember Jimmy Z pants? I was rockin' those things for a few years.

I remember wearing that crap and dousing myself in Drakkar when we had elementary/high school dances.

Hellfish

04-24-2006, 08:15 PM

Yeah! Drakkar Noir! I freakin' swam in that stuff. If I ran across 13 year old Hellfish today I'd beat his stupid ass.

Chuckie

04-24-2006, 08:20 PM

Yeah! Drakkar Noir! I freakin' swam in that stuff. If I ran across 13 year old Hellfish today I'd beat his stupid ass.

Yeah me too, I was probably about 13 as well. I see that stuff now and I just laugh. That was probably the last time I even used cologne come to think of it.

titget

04-24-2006, 08:32 PM

I used to cherish my "Hypercolor" shirt....now I realize a shirt that changes color from your sweat is really not that cool.

Hellfish

04-24-2006, 08:34 PM

I totally remember hypercolor. Never quite lived up to its promise, IMHO.

Chuckie

04-24-2006, 08:37 PM

I totally remember hypercolor. Never quite lived up to its promise, IMHO.

One good pass in the dryer seemed to really f*ck it up.

Hawkeye4077

04-24-2006, 09:30 PM

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/206/43969item43gw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Just walk around any college campus and you'll blend right in wearing those, they're still in style.

i just wanna decapitate any tool i see that has their pink polo on with the collar popped

frankie

04-24-2006, 09:43 PM

http://www.garanimals.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underoos

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/netkidswear_1893_92561258

Blarney

04-24-2006, 09:44 PM

Jurassic Park and Dragon Ball Z shirts....arrgghhhh

Hawkeye4077

04-24-2006, 09:53 PM

just admit that some of you tools either dress like, or are friends with, these hitler loving queers

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

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titget

04-24-2006, 09:57 PM

Ahhahahaaha!! what a bunch of dorks...do they realize they are orange from fake baking!You can so tell they wax their eyebrows too....hahahaha..homos

That guy in the last two should be shot for dressing like that, What ever happened to guys just looking like guys?? Since when did boys want to be pretty??

Disgusting

EsoognomEhT

04-24-2006, 10:15 PM

I love the superman belt accessory

As for me, well I can't find any pictures of "Eclipse" clothes, with all the graffitti style writing..oh god!

But I had an England Shell Suit..oh yeah

http://images.clickmusic.co.uk/pages/pink_shellsuit.jpg

usa320

04-25-2006, 12:04 AM

i just wanna decapitate any tool i see that has their pink polo on with the collar popped

Yeah, popping the collar out is totally NOT cool.

I wear mostly preppy clothes and i wouldnt be could dead in pink, or with a popped collar.

Usually for me its jeans and a hoodie from a name brand clothing store...

Or just a striped button down shirt and khakis.

in the summer polo shirts and jeans.

my style varies alot thought... i can dress anywhere from real casual to real dressy (for work) and i have preppy clothes as well as alot of dark band t-shirts and skater clothes. I used to be big into element and billabong and crap like that.

molly747

04-25-2006, 01:16 AM

I rocked bicycle shorts in elementary school, with an oversized t-shirt usually tied on one side with a bow. For some reason, my age group felt the need to be crafty and "make our own" shirts with sponge paint, usually some themed design we painted with our name.

My favorite outfit was a puff paint number, made by a children's brand of clothing called Spumoni--if you were a girl and didn't have a Spumoni outfit, you probably lived in a trailer park. They usually consisted of a matching top and bottom, with puff paint animals on them.

My hot little number consisted of a pair of bicycle shorts, with a short skirt on top--it had a wide elastic waist that went up to my ribs. On top was a shortened shirt, probably about 3 inches from top to bottom, to show off my 5-inch waistband. The whole thing was white with green frogs sitting on lilypads with pink flowers. I wore it with pink socks and white Keds. The only thing more embarrassing is that actual photographic evidence of me wearing this exists.

stuntman

04-25-2006, 01:43 AM

WOW I thought I was the only dork out there..
Well I used to rock Menudo tshirts when I was a kid, and I had Karl Kani jeans and Cross Color shirts when I was a preteen, and yes I even rocked my jeans like CrissCross did, backwards. Thx God thats over!

stuntman

04-25-2006, 01:51 AM

Oh yeah, I had a fake beeper also, thats was a fake clock that I got in CHina Town. I fooled so many people with that when I was like 12. By the way when I was in Highschool (92-96) I actually had a beeper, and I would save money to get covers for it, either the clear color full one or I used to troop to harlem(Uptown-NYC) and get these covers with graffiti over it, custom made.

wulfstan

04-25-2006, 06:22 AM

I look good in anything.

And gimp suits are always in fashion...

James

04-25-2006, 03:34 PM

When I was 12 or 13 I thought the Miami Vice look was something to be emulated. HAHA!

What's wrong with "Member's Only" jackets?

Thunder

04-25-2006, 03:44 PM

That's a nice hairdresser's wardrobe you got there Clete.

RGRBOX

04-25-2006, 06:30 PM

My fasion mishaps...Duran Duran... yep that was a fasion fvck up for me.. backin the early 80's

I still like them.. but wearing parachute pants, and bright yellow Guess shirts.. along with boat shoes without socks...

boy was that a time... but because I dressed gay.. I was getting lots of pvssy...

But I was mostly in Ralph Lauren.. I worked hard each summer for two or three ****s.. and khaki pants, penny lofers,and a Members only jacket... I still wear RL....

RGRBOX

04-25-2006, 06:31 PM