Douche

[MolliG]

My North American friends, what is a Douche (SP?)?

[memphiz]

its used to clean out a chicks ****** after ***, a ****** is where you put your 'wang' during ***,

[Salty Dog]

its used to clean out a chicks ****** after ***, a ****** is where you put your 'wang' during ***,

shut up douchebag! :P

[citizen-k]

My North American friends, what is a Douche (SP?)?

I thought you were from the UK, not from France...

[Nondescript]

A stream of water or air applied to a body part or cavity

or

An instrument for applying a douche

[Salty Dog]

My North American friends, what is a Douche (SP?)?

I thought you were from the UK, not from France...

he is. but the uk is not north america. p-)

[MolliG]

its used to clean out a chicks ****** after ***
Okay, and the slang/insult is the same, right?


a ****** is where you put your 'wang' during ***,
That's what that is for! Ewww! ;) :lol:

:)

[Fintin]

im just going to laugh for awhile as i sit back and wait for the thrashing....



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Douche&f=1

[memphiz]

its used to clean out a chicks ****** after ***, a ****** is where you put your 'wang' during ***,

shut up douchebag! :P
*starts crying*
what?

[George W. Bush]

douchebagsayswhat?

[Salty Dog]

its used to clean out a chicks ****** after ***, a ****** is where you put your 'wang' during ***,

shut up douchebag! :P
*starts crying*
what?

sorry. :oops: :hug:

[memphiz]

its used to clean out a chicks ****** after ***, a ****** is where you put your 'wang' during ***,

shut up douchebag! :P
*starts crying*
what?

sorry. :oops: :hug:
:hug: its all good :D
*whipes away tears*
i wasnt crying i was just pretending..yeh thats it..



douchebagsayswhat?
haha George W. Bush is a duouchebag rofl

[memphiz]

its used to clean out a chicks ****** after ***
Okay, and the slang/insult is the same, right?


a ****** is where you put your 'wang' during ***,
That's what that is for! Ewww! ;) :lol:

:)
yeh wait a bit before you practise any of Midtowns advice ;)

[MolliG]

I originaly thought it was just some slang/insult used along the lines of how Bollocks is used here.

There's me thinking I was very well clued up on all stuff to do with down there ;). Being serious now, is using Douche seen as 'normal', or is it just mainly a medical (etc) 'thing'. Never heard of them here in Europe and the UK... I'm guessing it's just an American thing like unreligious circumcision.

:)

[memphiz]

I originaly thought it was just some slang/insult used along the lines of how Bollocks is used here.

There's me thinking I was very well clued up on all stuff to do with down there ;). Being serious now, is using Douche seen as 'normal', or is it just mainly a medical (etc) 'thing'. Never heard of them here in Europe and the UK... I'm guessing it's just an American thing like unreligious circumcision.

:)
i dont know who uses them and why, mabey in ****os there popular

[MolliG]

O, so it's not something that would be shown or discussed and 'pushed' in *** Ed' or the like. :)

I guess you lot are just dirty ;), as a quick Google UK search only brings up Anal Douches and ones for medical purposes (after operations etc).

[memphiz]

O, so it's not something that would be shown or discussed and 'pushed' in *** Ed' or the like. :)

I guess you lot are just dirty. ;)
haha i dont think i learned about douch bags from a *** ed teacher here, mabey in the UK they might teach it

[George W. Bush]

It's mainly used by **** actresses before filming or by chicks who have a problem with their ******s. p-)

[MolliG]

haha i dont think i learned about douch bags from a *** ed teacher here, mabey in the UK they might teach it

Nah not here, *** Ed' here is now mainly on the mental side of things. Makes sense seeing how most kids here now know more than their parents did back when they were young. It's also bloody boring, especially when your like me and already know enough to write a friggin' book and hopefully make a woman fell like a goddess.

:P ;)

[memphiz]

haha i dont think i learned about douch bags from a *** ed teacher here, mabey in the UK they might teach it

Nah not here, *** Ed' here is now mainly on the mental side of things. Makes sense seeing how most kids here now know more than their parents did back when they were young. It's also bloody boring, especially when your like me and already know enough to write a friggin' book and hopefully make a woman fell like a goddess.

:P ;)
yeah, me too. at my schools though my ***-ed teaches have all been fat ugly old ladies telling us about orgasm's very disturbing... and one teacher that i swear used to be a hooker

[MolliG]

yeah, me too. at my schools though my ***-ed teaches have all been fat ugly old ladies telling us about orgasm's very disturbing... and one teacher that i swear used to be a hooker

:lol:

Maybe the likes of Anne Hooper should be brought in instead of underpayed teachers and/or nurses.

:D

[Uncle Chô]

Being serious now, is using Douche seen as 'normal', or is it just mainly a medical (etc) 'thing'. Never heard of them here in Europe and the UK... I'm guessing it's just an American thing like unreligious circumcision.
"Douche" is a French word. It means "Shower" (in a bathroom) in everyday use. I could not even imagine a French woman who speaks broken English, booking at an American hotel and asking the Front Desk clerk :

- Where can I take a douche ?
What an embarassing situation rofl

On the contrary, if some of you dare to visit France (sometimes foreign visitors do come back home unhurt and pleased*...) and ask for a "douche" (shower) nobody will laugh at you woot

The German word for shower is very similar to the French (or vice versa) : "la douche" = " Die Dusche" (****ounced "doocha")

I have no clue why it came to the USA... But if you use "douche ******le" in French it means ...what it means in American slang ;)

http://www.cuff.dk/cuff/grafik/leather001.jpg You've been warned ! :lol:

*http://www.cuff.dk/cuff/flm1/rusanim.gif ;)

[Seoulstriker]

molly, what's up with your avatar? is that from that weird site? rofl

[MolliG]

molly, what's up with your avatar? is that from that weird site? rofl

Yes, *Slap sound.* :P

rofl

[memphiz]

yeah, me too. at my schools though my ***-ed teaches have all been fat ugly old ladies telling us about orgasm's very disturbing... and one teacher that i swear used to be a hooker

:lol:

Maybe the likes of Anne Hooper should be brought in instead of underpayed teachers and/or nurses.

:D
lol

[Haiw]

yeah, me too. at my schools though my ***-ed teaches have all been fat ugly old ladies telling us about orgasm's very disturbing... and one teacher that i swear used to be a hooker

:lol:

Maybe the likes of Anne Hooper should be brought in instead of underpayed teachers and/or nurses.

:D
Hey, at least she has experience! p-)