What did you learn today?

[Hellfish]

I learned that lemurs are really loud and that my neighbors like putting their heads into my window.

[Caper]

I learned there is a mentally unstable lady in my building who yells at all the seniors....rofl

[Ratamacue]

Painting sucks. Alot.

[scrybe]

I learned that I shouldn't have eaten the whole thing. So much mandarin chicken, uuuughhgg....

[V.B.I.E.D.]

I learned that when my dad says "you wanna go to breakfast?" He really means " hey you wanna go up to my new office and then empty out the double wide storage unit into 2 full U-Haul trucks, then empty it out into another building that barely fits it all, then clean out the garage. and waste 12 hours of your day?"

[EvanL]

I learned that being an asshole to people will get your further than being nice.

[Eat a bullet]

I learned that rum and grapefruit juice sucks ass.....but I still f*ckin' drank it, didn't I?!

[scrybe]

If you're talking spiced rum, make drinks of 3/4 Rum, 1/4 Kaluha. Makes even the cheap rum go down smooth.

[Adz]

i learned the differences between boats at the boat show today

[brad 1]

i learned that bank holiday weather always sucks and sucks more than a $10 wh*re, looks like my bike stays in the garage again. :-(

[hell]

I learned that arena football attracts all of the beer'ed-up rednecks for a 150 mile radius.

[catalyst]

I learned how to canter a horse today......much easier that trotting....that sucks ass......cantering is where its at!

[Gianni7476]

I learned that sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me.

Yeah, right.

[brad 1]

^^^^^ hahaha clown shoes nice avatar man.

[Fee Fi Fo Fum]

That hard-on's come at the most inappropriate times.

[sir-chimp]

That hard-on's come at the most inappropriate times.


Man I would always pop a ***** before I had to get up in front of class in gradeschool to give a speech - wtf over


I learned how to make a poll and that hellfish eats ****s and likes it

[Anthony91]

I should of never took Exploratory Arts.

[Anthony91]

Man I would always pop a ***** before I had to get up in front of class in gradeschool to give a speech - wtf over


I learned how to make a poll and that hellfish eats ****s and likes it

Same thing happened to me once. All I thought about was Nuns, Really old nuns, Dead kittens, and Renee Zellweger. And it went away.

[sir-chimp]

Man if you had to think of Renee Zellweger your desperate to get rid of one.

[Anthony91]

Man if you had to think of Renee Zellweger your desperate to get rid of one.

HAHAHAHAHA. Who else? Kathy Bates?

[sir-chimp]

HAHAHAHAHA. Who else? Kathy Bates?


Thats to induce vomiting

[Anthony91]

Thats to induce vomiting

LOLZERS!!!:) OK then lemme try again, Courtney Love or Winona Ryder?

[sir-chimp]

LOLZERS!!!:) OK then lemme try again, Courtney Love or Winona Ryder?


suicide is never the answer

[Anthony91]

suicide is never the answer

Your right. I guess i'll stick to Really Old Nuns.

[Aerosoul]

i've known it for a while. but i think early this morning i realized...i should just shutup.

[Hawkeye]

Today I found out that playing with a lighter (not far from your face) and a can of pressurised gas is not a good idea.

Atleast I'm not completely bald :/

[Redguy]

I found out that a 5 hour car ride with your father playing "ABBA" is hell on earth.

[TriggerHappy]

I learned that this day was just a wasted day and life got shorter by one day in the meanwhile.

Looking for a part-time job.

[Karmapolice]

I learned it a long time ago but it's something that comes up in every day situations or trains of thought. “Dying is easy, it’s living that hard."

[GeraldDuval]

I learned that in order to take the last 3 credits that I need to graduate college also requires taking 12 credits worth of crap so I can still get my financial aid...

[tanneyman]

i learned that if you try to force a burp out you might end up puking