Little story I made

[Murmelmann]

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brand name socks cost a lot more money then no name socks. Even in schools this is an important topic. The sock beaver will show you what will happen if you follow the demons of fashion.

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The sock beaver is sad and goes to the sock tree who gives cotton to the people in the valley, close to the menstruan canal.
"I have no friends. Everybody is bullying me, mr. Sock tree."
"Well you are the sock beaver but you wear no socks, maybe that's the reason." answeres the sock tree.

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So the little sock beaver walks to the sock palace, a store which is full of socks. "So many beautiful colours." thinks the sock beaver while watching through the window.

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In a hurry he buys a bright green pair for 200 Olfen. A lot of money, but he wants to get all the other animals as his friends.

Some hours later in the sock valley desert

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After he put the socks on his clumsy feet the sock beaver waits for friends in the desert. The hours pass by but no friends will arrive.
The little sock beaver cries. "Nobody loves me!" he yells into the desert while thinking of his family which died long time ago.
The sock beaver gets very angry.

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In his anger he prays to the fish oracle. He doesn't want to exist anymore.
His heart is broken. He doesn't know any reason why to keep on living.
"Take my away you fishes! I wanted friends, socks are no friends! I don't want socks!" he cries before the oracle begings to take his soul away.

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The fish oracle doesn't wait a second. Small and sharp teeth make their way into the tender flesh of our little beaver friend.
Sock or no sock doesn't count in here. Here is just the soul. "I'm the soul sock. The fish oracle two thousand!" sings the fish oracle.
The beaver leaves us very slowly.

End

[La8pv]

What the **** is this??????????

[Macs.]

The story itself may be pointing out a good thing, but todays kids don't read and look at pictures. They want animated movies. Thats the future.

Maybe a jocktree, yes, but not that.

[LaoSexMachine]

Great artwork. Did you do it on the way to school in the little yellow bus?

[seventy6er]

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The beaver leaves us very slowly.

End

Are you in any way related to Macs or are you Macs?

[Murmelmann]

I did it in the period after exams and army because of boredom. There are still some left.
I wish I was macs, but I'm not him. :-(

[Resurrection]

F*cking brilliant!

[Hellfish]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

Good thing to start off my concious day with. Thanks, my new German child-hating friend!

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Too much emotional content and not enough action.

[GeraldDuval]

needs more lesbian *** scenes...

[mi35d]

Throw in a car chase and a black & white jive talking cop duo and you've got yourself a surefire hollywood hit!

[praetorian6]

I am both intrigued and repulsed, and when I say repulsed I mean giddy. I am anxiously awaiting the sequel, or even the prequel (Why is the sock tree sporting an exclamation mark, huh? Why!) Only thing to add really: More Cowbells!

[GoSka37]

... What did i just read?

[2Sheds_Jackson]

I was literally moved to tears by the cartoon.

Der Strumpfbiber is a modern parable of the superficiality of our consumerist society, and how it eventually leaves us empty.

The sock tree, comparable to Ænit in the ancient Greek epic Sohrab and Dress Socks, offers our hero very bad advice - due no doubt to deriving it's nourishment from the bitter water of discontent found in the menstruation canal.

Our hero is led astray - tempted to believe that money and fine socks are the avenue to belonging and love. The author's use of hideously bright and primary colors leads to a sort of optical malaise, a feeling of hypoxic visual vertigo that closely mirrors Der Strumpfbiber's own turbulent journey.

Ultimately Der Strumpfbiber's feelings of inadequacy lead him to purchase socks which leave him empty. In desperation, he turns at last to the spiritual, which devours him. How many of us are walking in Der Strumpfbiber's blood soaked sock tracks?

[Arsenal]

This cartoon makes me want to pet beavers and show them love.

[Aerosoul]

that's awesome. seriously, good job.
and 2Sheds...hilarious.

[farmgirl]

I was literally moved to tears by the cartoon.

Der Strumpfbiber is a modern parable of the superficiality of our consumerist society, and how it eventually leaves us empty.

The sock tree, comparable to Ænit in the ancient Greek epic Sohrab and Dress Socks, offers our hero very bad advice - due no doubt to deriving it's nourishment from the bitter water of discontent found in the menstruation canal.

Our hero is led astray - tempted to believe that money and fine socks are the avenue to belonging and love. The author's use of hideously bright and primary colors leads to a sort of optical malaise, a feeling of hypoxic visual vertigo that closely mirrors Der Strumpfbiber's own turbulent journey.

Ultimately Der Strumpfbiber's feelings of inadequacy lead him to purchase socks which leave him empty. In desperation, he turns at last to the spiritual, which devours him. How many of us are walking in Der Strumpfbiber's blood soaked sock tracks?



rofl rofl rofl

Very nice, 2sheds... I'll give your analysis an A+

[Murmelmann]

I was literally moved to tears by the cartoon.

Der Strumpfbiber is a modern parable of the superficiality of our consumerist society, and how it eventually leaves us empty.

The sock tree, comparable to Ænit in the ancient Greek epic Sohrab and Dress Socks, offers our hero very bad advice - due no doubt to deriving it's nourishment from the bitter water of discontent found in the menstruation canal.

Our hero is led astray - tempted to believe that money and fine socks are the avenue to belonging and love. The author's use of hideously bright and primary colors leads to a sort of optical malaise, a feeling of hypoxic visual vertigo that closely mirrors Der Strumpfbiber's own turbulent journey.

Ultimately Der Strumpfbiber's feelings of inadequacy lead him to purchase socks which leave him empty. In desperation, he turns at last to the spiritual, which devours him. How many of us are walking in Der Strumpfbiber's blood soaked sock tracks?

Thic critique was very moving. It made me cry tears of happyness! :)

[Count Lippe]

OMG! Macs got himself another account!:cantbeli:

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

OMG! Macs got himself another account!:cantbeli:

If you knew the whole story you would be far more afraid...

[GeraldDuval]

If you knew the whole story you would be far more afraid...

Macs has a child?