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Trigger
03-15-2004, 04:14 PM
PORTLAND, Ore.*—*A fugitive radical environmentalist has been arrested by federal officials on charges of setting fire to logging trucks in 2001, the*FBI announced Monday.

Michael Scarpitti has been on the FBI's most-wanted list since disappearing two years ago. He is among four activists charged with setting logging trucks on fire in a 2001 protest of a timber sale on the slopes of*Mount Hood.

Three others were captured after one of them told a girlfriend about the crime, according to arrest papers. The girlfriend's father is a deputy state fire marshal.

Scarpitti, also known as Tre Arrow, has had connections with the*Earth Liberation Front, a loose group of activists that the FBI has classified as an eco-terrorist group.

The FBI lists the organization as its No. 1 domestic terrorism priority.

Your daddy's who?....d'oh!

Seoulstriker
03-15-2004, 04:17 PM
i know a TA who is an ELF member. :|

Trigger
03-15-2004, 04:18 PM
Start dialing.

Seoulstriker
03-15-2004, 04:23 PM
Start dialing.

i don't know the extent of his involvement, though. ;)

Seoulstriker
03-15-2004, 04:30 PM
this is from their website.


"The ELF realizes the profit motive caused and reinforced by the capitalist society is destroying all life on this planet. The only way, at this point in time, to stop that continued destruction of life is to by any means necessary take the profit motive out of killing."

:roll:

Haiw
03-15-2004, 04:44 PM
Setting fire to log-trucks... Damn... those are some hardcore terrorists! We must hunt them down and make them eat their own intestants! :roll:

Trigger
03-15-2004, 04:57 PM
Setting fires to trucks is the least of their activities Haiw. These are the guys who drive ceramic stakes into trees so that when loggers cut into them their equipment shatters, potentially injuring/killing the loggers.
They use ceramic because they are harder to detect with metal detectors.

pinkeye
03-15-2004, 04:59 PM
we all know delta operators were involved in apprehending this atheist, freedom-hatin', osama worshippin' hippy terrorist!!! forests only help terrorists hide anyway, so who needs them, right?

MVSpartan117
03-15-2004, 05:00 PM
we all know delta operators were involved in apprehending this atheist, freedom-hatin', osama worshippin' hippy terrorist!!! forests only help terrorists hide anyway, so who needs them, right?

I know delta was there, I SAW them.......

;)

Seoulstriker
03-15-2004, 05:20 PM
Setting fires to trucks is the least of their activities Haiw. These are the guys who drive ceramic stakes into trees so that when loggers cut into them their equipment shatters, potentially injuring/killing the loggers.
They use ceramic because they are harder to detect with metal detectors.

they also burn down housing complexes, destroy vehicles/cars/suvs, and set fires to thousands of acres of crops.

Herrmannek
03-15-2004, 05:29 PM
****ing green idiots...I have nothing against greens but I have all against idiots...and to say it nice "green" is best incubator of them... green moldy pinko commies...

Kriz
03-15-2004, 05:34 PM
f*** green idiots...I have nothing against greens but I have all against idiots...and to say it nice "green" is best incubator of them... green moldy pinko commies...

IS that you sixgun ? :D

UkrainianAmerican
03-15-2004, 05:36 PM
f*** green idiots...I have nothing against greens but I have all against idiots...and to say it nice "green" is best incubator of them... green moldy pinko commies...
Yeha hopefully he will do time In a fedral maximum-security jail where his ass will have minimal security from foreign objects.

Fintin
03-15-2004, 05:45 PM
you cant see delta, i ghought they took invisibility pills

gaz
03-15-2004, 07:46 PM
i know a TA who is an ELF member.|

I was once an elf, you see I thought the bow and arrow was cool but then I decided a sword and a parrot was better so I became a pirate.

MVSpartan117
03-15-2004, 08:01 PM
I use to be a pirate, but it just got too expensive.

Let's see if I still have the old Jargen.

Avast ye Mud monkey miggling, sea monkey moppin', poop deck swabbin, monkey molestin', rum guzzlin', anchor eating, clam cangling, sorry excuse for a pirate!

MMMMMMMMBLARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seems like I still got it, I'm saving up for a new ship, but I'm thinking about just capturing one.

Yearff! Blarf!

Seoulstriker
03-15-2004, 08:10 PM
i know a TA who is an ELF member.|

I was once an elf, you see I thought the bow and arrow was cool but then I decided a sword and a parrot was better so I became a pirate.

You better watch out, then. (http://www.realultimatepower.net/) Ninjas are known to kill pirates all the time. ;)

MVSpartan117
03-15-2004, 08:12 PM
I love teh 1337 n1nJ@ website

gaz
03-15-2004, 08:15 PM
You better watch out, then. (http://www.realultimatepower.net/) Ninjas are known to kill pirates all the time. ;)

Do ninjas have ships? I think not. Therefore I stay at sea and I'm safe.


I love teh 1337 n1nJ@ website

Please help out someone who takes great pride in being able to read and write the English language (Me) and tell me what the **** you just said.

MVSpartan117
03-15-2004, 08:18 PM
Avast!

Twas but a joke! 1337 speak is for retards :)

I said "I love the elite ninja website"

;)

Haiw
03-15-2004, 08:20 PM
Avast!

Twas but a joke! 1337 speak is for retards :)

I said "I love the elite ninja website"

;)
Bl4sph0my! Th0u sh4lls7 n0t 1nsul7 73h 1337-sp34k!

gaz
03-15-2004, 08:23 PM
It's times like this where I actually fear for the future of the human race.

MVSpartan117
03-15-2004, 08:44 PM
Be afraid, be very afraid.......

mocking_loudly_died
03-15-2004, 09:02 PM
I hate trees and promptly chop down any that I come across.
Hippies and greenies need to worship the god of concrete.

Trigger
03-15-2004, 09:22 PM
I hate trees and promptly chop down any that I come across.
Hippies and greenies need to worship the god of concrete.

Word up brutha!

All you greenies kneel down at the altar of Home Depot and repeat after me:

"All Hail Ready-Mix!"

mocking_loudly_died
03-15-2004, 09:31 PM
I hate trees and promptly chop down any that I come across.
Hippies and greenies need to worship the god of concrete.

Word up brutha!

All you greenies kneel down at the altar of Home Depot and repeat after me:

"All Hail Ready-Mix!"

rofl

I piss my friends off all the time with my anti-environment ranting.

Trigger
03-15-2004, 09:35 PM
You're my kind of guy....er, girl...uh,...person :lol:

mocking_loudly_died
03-15-2004, 09:37 PM
You're my kind of guy....er, girl...uh,...person :lol:

Insectiod - An alien a****** thingy.

memphiz
03-15-2004, 09:55 PM
I hate trees and promptly chop down any that I come across.
Hippies and greenies need to worship the god of concrete.

Word up brutha!

All you greenies kneel down at the altar of Home Depot and repeat after me:

"All Hail Ready-Mix!"
yeah down with tree huggers woot
*shoots an endangered owl*
screw the enviroment!
by the time it gets really fudged up, we'll all be dead...
*throws a whole bunch of plastic from six pack holders into the ocean*