Ranting

[Aerosoul]

You know what I hate? When morons fail to fully tighten the tops on bottles of things like worcestershire sauce. and then, he/she puts the bottle horizontally back in the refrigerator. and then....it gets all over everything! it's sticky, and it's as smelly as anything, too!

the smell doesn't go away. i hate worcestershire sauce, i hate hamburgers, i hate hot dogs, i hate corn on the cob, i hate baked beans. why would my brother want that for his birthday dinner, anyway? makes you feel bad after you eat, it's not good for you, and it smells awful.

[California Joe]

I hate the top thing too. I like the dinner menu though.

[Aerosoul]

yeah, most do...sigh...
it's tough being a vegeterian in the south.

[farmgirl]

I refuse to eat hot dogs.... the rest of the menu sounds good.... as long as the baked beans are made the way I make them. I hate it when they are dumped out of the can and warmed up.... you gotta add some stuff to 'em to make 'em better.

[SAPPEROIF]

it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again...

[Hellfish]

Wrigley Field hotdogs are the best meat on the planet.

[titget]

Hot dogs are fantasic after a night of drinkin i must say...Burgers are good anytime...Worshteshire sauce is amazing...I pour it on my steak... and Im with farmgirl on the bean things....i put some mustard, brown sugar, honey...and a few other things in there to jazz it up a bit..yummy

[farmgirl]

Wrigley Field hotdogs are the best meat on the planet.


don't you mean "meat"? I haven't been able to eat hotdogs since my husband started referring to them as lips and assholes....

[California Joe]

My mom makes great Boston baked beans but I like the southern ones you get at rib joints the most.

[signatory]

why would my brother want that for his birthday dinner, anyway?

Easy. Because he wants to see you suffer.

[farmgirl]

Hot dogs are fantasic after a night of drinkin i must say...Burgers are good anytime...Worshteshire sauce is amazing...I pour it on my steak... and Im with farmgirl on the bean things....i put some mustard, brown sugar, honey...and a few other things in there to jazz it up a bit..yummy


try some chili sauce in there, bridge... it's awesome...

I do... sauteed onions, brown sugar, some worchestershire and 1/2 a bottle of chili sauce.... they are awesome.... oh yeah... bacon... I add bacon as well....

[titget]

try some chili sauce in there, bridge... it's awesome...

I do... sauteed onions, brown sugar, some worchestershire and 1/2 a bottle of chili sauce.... they are awesome.... oh yeah... bacon... I add bacon as well....

Ohh that sounds good...I'll have to try that ..thanks:)

[Hellfish]

Not a fan of baked beans. I prefer mine refried, in chili, or otherwise not baked.

[farmgirl]

Not a fan of baked beans. I prefer mine refried, in chili, or otherwise not baked.


then get the hell out of this thread.....




























what? ;)

[Hellfish]

Wait, how the hell can you hate corn on the cob? I live for that stuff. Except for picking it out of my teeth afterwards...

[Hellfish]

then get the hell out of this thread.....




























what? ;)

Umm... maybe I don't like 'em because I never had yours? p-)

[EvanL]

Wait, how the hell can you hate corn on the cob? I live for that stuff. Except for picking it out of my teeth afterwards...
You only like it because your on a strict budget and can eat it twice.

[Death.]

You're so un american, MOVE TO CANADA!!!11!1!

[titget]

Wait, how the hell can you hate corn on the cob? I live for that stuff. Especially picking it out of my poop afterwards...

Fixed it for you

[farmgirl]

Umm... maybe I don't like 'em because I never had yours? p-)



That's probably it.... I do make some awesome baked beans... if I do say so myself....
It's kind of like potato salad... no one makes potato salad like my mom...

[Aerosoul]

You're so un american, MOVE TO CANADA!!!11!1!
shutup. ..

[Hellfish]

You only like it because your on a strict budget and can eat it twice.

True dat. Gotta save my hooker bait for what it was intended for.

[Bob Lawbla]

My Dad used to shake the crap out of salad dressing before he used it. He grabs this large bottle of French dressing and starts pumping this thing up and down like he was still in college. The roof, walls and everyone at the table was covered. He did not have a sense of humor. Nobody ate that night.

[Hellfish]

I hate potato salad. And meatloaf. And all casseroles.

[EvanL]

My Dad used to shake the crap out of salad dressing before he used it. He grabs this large bottle of French dressing and starts pumping this thing up and down like he was still in college. The roof, walls and everyone at the table was covered. He did not have a sense of humor. Nobody ate that night.
Is that also supposed to be a double entendre?

[EvanL]

I hate potato salad. And meatloaf. And all casseroles.
You know what really grinds my gears?
Quiche. What the hell is it? Is it a pie?

[farmgirl]

Is that also supposed to be a double entendre?


look at evan... he learned a new phrase tonight! Good for you, evan!!! ;)

[EvanL]

look at evan... he learned a new phrase tonight! Good for you, evan!!! ;)
I always knew what it was.
Notice how i didn't use the dictionary quote like I do every other time I learn a new word? ;)

[Hellfish]

Hahahahahaha. He learned what an elasmophile is too. And an elasmobrachii.

[titget]

You know what really grinds my gears?
Quiche. What the hell is it? Is it a pie?

eggs with stuff and cheese

[Bob Lawbla]

Is that also supposed to be a double entendre?

Drinking again????

Nope, Just a single.

[farmgirl]

I hate potato salad. And meatloaf. And all casseroles.


good lord, boy.... that's cause no one has ever made those things for you in the right way.... ask WB... I'm great in the kitchen.

[EvanL]

eggs with stuff and cheese
Sounds like a cheap night with a lady in Tijuana. Eh hellfish? nudge nudge say no more, nods as good as a wink.... ;)

[Aerosoul]

ask WB... I'm great in the kitchen. oh my god another one. double entendre that is.

[Hellfish]

You sayin' my momma is a bad cook?

[EvanL]

good lord, boy.... that's cause no one has ever made those things for you in the right way.... ask WB... I'm great in the kitchen.
Hahaha now I know one when I see one FG ;)

[farmgirl]

You sayin' my momma is a bad cook?

I'm sayin' if you don't like those things... perhaps they aren't her best meals... I'm sure she makes some things that you really love.... hot pockets? ;)

[sir-chimp]

I hate potato salad. And meatloaf. And all casseroles.


God I hate you even more now, you dirty un-American pinko commie spawn of chicago bastard

[Hellfish]

Sounds like a cheap night with a lady in Tijuana. Eh hellfish? nudge nudge say no more, nods as good as a wink.... ;)

I have travelled to many brothels... I can't be expected to remember them all.

[farmgirl]

Hahaha now I know one when I see one FG ;)


now you guys are just looking for things.... I didn't mean anything by that....

[EvanL]

I'm sayin' if you don't like those things... perhaps they aren't her best meals... I'm sure she makes some things that you really love.... hot pockets? ;)
Ahhhhhh enough FG!!! Enough!

[Hellfish]

I'm sayin' if you don't like those things... perhaps they aren't her best meals... I'm sure she makes some things that you really love.... hot pockets? ;)

Good save. I actually hate hot Pockets, though. And peas. God help the person who ever gives me peas.

[farmgirl]

Ahhhhhh enough FG!!! Enough!


you are a dirty, dirty boy

[EvanL]

now you guys are just looking for things.... I didn't mean anything by that....
Hey now.. Save the small ***** jokes for Clete. And maybe bridget. But we're still debating if the problem lies with her abnormally large ******.
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

[farmgirl]

Good save. I actually hate hot Pockets, though. And peas. God help the person who ever gives me peas.


rofl... peas are great if they're fixed correctly.... sauteed onions and fresh mushrooms, bacon and cream.... mmmmmm

[Thor]

You know what really grinds my gears?
Quiche. What the hell is it? Is it a pie?
Quiche Lorraine is really easy to make and tasty (with salad and dressing).

http://www.markus-froehlich.de/jpg/Kopie%20von%20quiche_40.jpg

Just saying

[sir-chimp]

Surgar snap peas for teh win

[Hellfish]

Hey now.. Save the small ***** jokes for Clete. And maybe bridget. But we're still debating if the problem lies with her abnormally large ******.
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

Well... elbows rarely get a workout.

[Hellfish]

rofl... peas are great if they're fixed correctly.... sauteed onions and fresh mushrooms, bacon and cream.... mmmmmm

Everything there is ok except the peas.

[EvanL]

Well... elbows rarely get a workout.
Be more concise. I don't understand your rhetoric.

[sir-chimp]

Quiche Lorraine is really easy to make and tasty (with salad and dressing).

http://www.markus-froehlich.de/jpg/Kopie%20von%20quiche_40.jpg

Just saying

Quiche Lorraine is a omelet made by a retard

just saying

[Hellfish]

Hey FG gimme a recipe for something. Nothing that I won't like. I gotta go to the store tomorrow and I'm tired of making the same old crap.

[farmgirl]

Everything there is ok except the peas.


I'm gonna have to cook for you.... I can see that now. (and no... I'm not implying anything else... :))

[farmgirl]

Hey FG gimme a recipe for something. Nothing that I won't like. I gotta go to the store tomorrow and I'm tired of making the same old crap.


do you like broccoli?

[Thor]

Quiche Lorraine is a omelet made by a retard

just saying
Hey, that's not nice. It's a nice meal I know how to cook. p-)

[titget]

Hey now.. Save the small ***** jokes for Clete. And maybe bridget. But we're still debating if the problem lies with her abnormally large ******.
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

Im doped up on an Ambien right now, so things are a little blurrey...but I see something about me and a large ******....is this where we are going with this?

[Hellfish]

Well... elbows rarely get a workout.

Good for abnormally large ******s. ;-);-);-);-);-);-);-)

[farmgirl]

Im doped up on an Ambien right now, so things are a little blurrey...but I see something about me and a large ******....is this where we are going with this?


ignore them, bridge. We both know they are only concerned about their own inadequacies.... at some point in their lives someone told them the ultimate lie.... size doesn't matter.... and they believed it.... rofl rofl rofl

sorry boys :petting:

[EvanL]

Im doped up on an Ambien right now, so things are a little blurrey...but I see something about me and a large ******....is this where we are going with this?
Oh, it's already been gone!

[Hellfish]

I'm gonna have to cook for you.... I can see that now. (and no... I'm not implying anything else... :))

Breakfast? woot


Broccoli is ok, but I always have it raw. I can't cook veggies.

[Aerosoul]

worcestershire sauce topic turns into talk about ***** size.
i guess everything really does lead to *** talk on this forum.

[EvanL]

ignore them, bridge. We both know they are only concerned about their own inadequacies.... at some point in their lives someone told them the ultimate lie.... size doesn't matter.... and they believed it.... rofl rofl rofl

sorry boys :petting:
There is no such thing in this world as a small *****. Just women with big ******s. Except for asian men. They have small *****es. But that's just gods way of showing us that he has a sense of humour.

[farmgirl]

Breakfast? woot


Broccoli is ok, but I always have it raw. I can't cook veggies.



ha ha regarding breakfast... :oops: rofl

I was going to give you a really good recipe for a *gasp* casserole, but you'd have to steam the broccoli.... it's easy... and really good... WB loves it

[titget]

ignore them, bridge. We both know they are only concerned about their own inadequacies.... at some point in their lives someone told them the ultimate lie.... size doesn't matter.... and they believed it.... rofl rofl rofl

sorry boys :petting:

OHh those silly boys...the same boys who will say a woman never faked an orgasm with themrofl

[EvanL]

ha ha regarding breakfast... :oops: rofl

I was going to give you a really good recipe for a *gasp* casserole, but you'd have to steam the broccoli.... it's easy... and really good... WB loves it
notice he said raw, yet I kept my trap shut?

[farmgirl]

OHh those silly boys...the same boys who will say a woman never faked an orgasm with themrofl


rofl that doesn't happen....

[Hellfish]

ha ha regarding breakfast... :oops: rofl

I was going to give you a really good recipe for a *gasp* casserole, but you'd have to steam the broccoli.... it's easy... and really good... WB loves it

No casseroles. Not just because they're disgusting, but also because I have no casserole dish or a steamer for broccoli.

[Aerosoul]

casseroles are good. green bean casserole. yum.

[Thor]

OHh those silly boys...the same boys who will say a woman never faked an orgasm with themrofl
And women only fake orgasms because they think guys care..

[farmgirl]

No casseroles. Not just because they're disgusting, but also because I have no casserole dish or a steamer for broccoli.


honey.... if you can't cook vegetables... and you don't have pans... what am I supposed to give you in the way of cooking advice?

[titget]

you don't even like the green bean casserole with the fried onions on top?? everybody love that.

[farmgirl]

And women only fake orgasms because they think guys care..


real men do care.... and I can honestly say... I've never faked in my life... but then again... I've only slept with men who cared....

[Hellfish]

casseroles are good. green bean casserole. yum.

I like green beans. But not casseroles.

[Hellfish]

honey.... if you can't cook vegetables... and you don't have pans... what am I supposed to give you in the way of cooking advice?

Meat and potatoes.

[farmgirl]

I like green beans. But not casseroles.


That's a pretty broad statement... I bet I could make you a casserole you'd like.... I'd put money on it.

[farmgirl]

Meat and potatoes.


roast is the easiest meal evah.... do you have a crock pot?

[Hellfish]

I'd take you up on that, but a thousand miles is a thousand miles.

[farmgirl]

I'd take you up on that, but a thousand miles is a thousand miles.


well... if WB and I come to florida this summer... I whip up something for dinner if you provide the beer....

[titget]

real men do care.... and I can honestly say... I've never faked in my life... but then again... I've only slept with men who cared....

yes the one night stand guys....they could care less to know your name or if you ***.....but when you're in a relationship they care alot...that is why I had to fake for 4 freakin years:|

[Hellfish]

roast is the easiest meal evah.... do you have a crock pot?

No. I'm a guy. I have a broiler pan, a spagetti pot and some sauce pans and thats it. My brother is the Le Cordon Bleu chef of the family.

[EvanL]

yes the one night stand guys....they could care less to know your name or if you ***.....but when you're in a relationship they care alot...that is why I had to fake for 4 freakin years:|
I love it when girls say ***.
There is always a bit of hesitation in their voice at first, kind of like it's embarassing for them to say it.

[titget]

Hellfish

Here's a quick dish for green bean....cook bacon in a pan reserve the juices add fresh greeen beens that have been boiled for about 6 mi/drain...sautee in bacon drippings sprinkle sugar, salt pepper red wine vinegar..then add crumpled bacon and serve easy!

[Hellfish]

I love it when girls say ***.
There is always a bit of hesitation in their voice at first, kind of like it's embarassing for them to say it.

I still don't think I've ever heard one say "******". I've heard poot and cooch but nothing else. Ususally its just "down there".

[Hellfish]

Hellfish

Here's a quick dish for green bean....cook bacon in a pan reserve the juices add fresh greeen beens that have been boiled for about 6 mi/drain...sautee in bacon drippings sprinkle sugar, salt pepper red wine vinegar..then add crumpled bacon and serve easy!

Doesn't sound bad. I might give it a whirl.

[titget]

I still don't think I've ever heard one say "******". I've heard poot and cooch but nothing else. Ususally its just "down there".

I like the word *****.....makes me giggle

[EvanL]

I still don't think I've ever heard one say "******". I've heard poot and cooch but nothing else. Ususally its just "down there".
Yeh. one of my ex's would get mad when i would say pussy. she wouldn't ever say it. She would always refer to it as a cooter.

[EvanL]

I like the word *****.....makes me giggle Should make you shiver.

[Thor]

I do care about the female orgasm
I do care about the female orgasm
I do care about the female orga...


p-)

[Hellfish]

Or goosh with anticipation.

[farmgirl]

Hellfish

Here's a quick dish for green bean....cook bacon in a pan reserve the juices add fresh greeen beens that have been boiled for about 6 mi/drain...sautee in bacon drippings sprinkle sugar, salt pepper red wine vinegar..then add crumpled bacon and serve easy!


that's how I make them too... fresh green beans are awesome cooked that way... I can't stand canned green beans

[farmgirl]

Yeh. one of my ex's would get mad when i would say pussy. she wouldn't ever say it. She would always refer to it as a cooter.


gawd I hate that.... who says cooter? You dating daisy duke?

[dave81]

worcestershire sauce topic turns into talk about ***** size.
i guess everything really does lead to *** talk on this forum.Well, you did start off by talking about bottles and the stuff that pours out of them covering everything and making them sticky.

PS: If you hate hotdogs, maybe you should try these. (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1157/)

[farmgirl]

I do care about the female orgasm
I do care about the female orgasm
I do care about the female orga...


p-)


keep going, thor... you only have to write it 4997 more times....

[Thor]

Yes, ma'm..

[titget]

that's how I make them too... fresh green beans are awesome cooked that way... I can't stand canned green beans

Yeah I don't do green beans out of a can..YUCK
Sometimes I'll sautee chopped onions with the beans....sooo yummy

[farmgirl]

Yeah I don't do green beans out of a can..YUCK
Sometimes I'll sautee chopped onions with the beans....sooo yummy


sautee the onions in the bacon grease.... that's even better....

*warning..... these are not low cal cooking tips* :D

[Hellfish]

Maybe I'll just order out tomorrow...

[farmgirl]

Maybe I'll just order out tomorrow...


until you get some proper cooking utensils... that might be your best option :)

You really should get a crock pot... they are pretty cheap, and you can make a lot of really easy meals in them....

[titget]

PS: If you hate hotdogs, maybe you should try these. (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1157/) or you could try this methodhttp://photos1.blogger.com/hello/159/1588/400/Hot%20Dog%20Griller.jpg

[Hellfish]

No. You buy a crockpot for only two reasons - you're about to get married or you're about to come out of the closet.

[Hellfish]

or you could try this methodhttp://photos1.blogger.com/hello/159/1588/400/Hot%20Dog%20Griller.jpg
Hey - thats what mine looks like too!

[farmgirl]

No. You buy a crockpot for only two reasons - you're about to get married or you're about to come out of the closet.


rofl

okay.... wait until you get married :D

[farmgirl]

Hey - thats what mine looks like too!

your grill?

[Hellfish]

No. I have a foreman grill. My apartment doesn't let me play with fire.

[farmgirl]

No. I have a foreman grill. My apartment doesn't let me play with fire.


you can do a lot on a foreman grill... I use mine all the time

[Hellfish]

Word .

[askDNA]

when you go to places and they give you a tiny amount of ketchup. I load everything with that: hot dogs, hamburgers, shrimp, steak, and everything fried.

[sir-chimp]

when you go to places and they give you a tiny amount of ketchup. I load everything with that: hot dogs, hamburgers, shrimp, steak, and everything fried.

I hate that. Give me the damn bottle of ketchup you damn cheap asses.

[Haiw]

OHh those silly boys...the same boys who will say a woman never faked an orgasm with themrofl
Actually I can honestly say with my hand on my heart that no woman (or man) ever faked an orgasm with me. Wanna bet? ;)


honey.... if you can't cook vegetables... and you don't have pans... what am I supposed to give you in the way of cooking advice?
The phone number of a pizza joint?


No. I'm a guy. I have a broiler pan, a spagetti pot and some sauce pans and thats it. My brother is the Le Cordon Bleu chef of the family.
Holy ****. I'm a poor as hell student and even I have more pans than you. :|

[Macs.]

What I really hate is GREATLY expalined right here:

http://trout.snt.utwente.nl/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=156195&an=0&page=0&gonew=1#UNREAD

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

What I really hate is GREATLY expalined right here:

http://trout.snt.utwente.nl/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=156195&an=0&page=0&gonew=1#UNREAD


I think there both a bit spastic personally

How rude. Especailly as he wrote "there" when he meant "they're". That's what I hate.

[Macs.]

Are you that guy from the Forum ?

[Thor]

Actually I can honestly say with my hand on my heart that no woman (or man) ever faked an orgasm with me. Wanna bet? ;)
http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/853/nerdnowplaying8zh.jpg

[Haiw]

40-year-old-virgin-in-the-making...yes... nerd... no not really.

[dacanadianbomb]

I hate the fact I cant cook.
I hate people who cant ****ing park between the lines.
I hate people who study psychology for a year,and think they are freud and a pharmacist at the same time.And then start trying to psycho-micromanage the entire circle of friends.
I hate quebec sovereigntists.Canada pwned you b.i.t.c.h.
I hate politicians.Especially Canadian and Austrian ones.

Theres mini rant for you.
Wait a second there is one more,
I buy Tefal pans, with the anti-stick coating.
You dont use metal on those pans, it ruins the coating.
I just spent 65 euros on pans because my fing woman just doesnt listen to what I say.Its not that she doesnt understand, she just doesnt give a s.h.i.t.That extremely pisses me off.

And Emo-wankers piss me off too.

[Thor]

40-year-old-virgin-in-the-making...yes... nerd... no not really.
Sure, and you're not gay either. ;)