Subject: Democrats, Republicans, and Southerners

[IsdatU]

As we have elections coming up this may be of value.

Question?
How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southerners?

Answer. Pose the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a Paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican Answer:

BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon Hollow Points??

[WARPIG]

rofl Bwaaaahahahahahaahhaahhaahhaha! That was pretty funny.
rofl rofl

[NcDeuce]

What if you're a Southern Republican? :lol:

[usa320]

rofl rofl rofl

God that was good...

[spoonman]

what the hell is a Glock 40?

[Beowulf]

what the hell is a Glock 40?

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=glock+.40+pictures/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.aa-appliance.com/images/g23.jpg

glock pistol in .40

[WARPIG]

What if you're a Southern Republican? :lol:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading while the wife also answers in a similar but smaller caliber.) bang bang bang bang bang bang...
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon Hollow Points??
Son: (as he hands dad a fresh magazine) "He used the hollow of course.. girls are so stupid."

[spoonman]

what the hell is a Glock 40?

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=glock+.40+pictures/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.aa-appliance.com/images/g23.jpg

glock pistol in .40

the naming system used by glock does not denote tha caliber the the pistol is in. i was under the assumption that glock had come out with a new pistol and i had somehow missed it. there is no actual Glock 40 as named but the glocks chambered in .40S&W are the 22, 23, 24, 27, and the 35.

also: 10 rounds between reloads? get some non-neutered mags for god's sake!

[FallenAngel]

also: 10 rounds between reloads? get some non-neutered mags for god's sake!

Well, for most of the country, that day will come this september when the assault weapons ban expires.

For us in Commie-fornia, we'll have to rely on our blackpowder 1860 Army revolvers if the gun-grabbing trend continues in this state. :| [/quote]

[Beowulf]

also: 10 rounds between reloads? get some non-neutered mags for god's sake!

Well, for most of the country, that day will come this september when the assault weapons ban expires.

For us in Commie-fornia, we'll have to rely on our blackpowder 1860 Army revolvers if the gun-grabbing trend continues in this state. :| [/quote]

Ha-Ha

[basket of soft kittens]

What if you're a Southern Republican? :lol:



first of all he would not have the glock like that he would have 2 .357 revolvers each one in its holster a bandolier of a few hundred bullets then a glock 40 under his 10 gallon hat.....oh and a deringer in each boot :D

[Salty Dog]

sweet one six gun...

[Sir Zach of R.]

I'd whip out my MP5K and cut the bastard in half. rofl

[Innoxx]

Ma' Duce.

[FallenAngel]

What if you're a Southern Republican? :lol:



first of all he would not have the glock like that he would have 2 .357 revolvers each one in its holster a bandolier of a few hundred bullets then a glock 40 under his 10 gallon hat.....oh and a deringer in each boot :D

More like a 12 gauge with buckshot. ;)

BTW- the man's name is "Derringer". The knock offs are "Deringers". There's an "r" difference. ;)

[Elmo]

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon Hollow Points??

So the Southener shot his wife?

Why is that funny? I find it brutal. Hope he rots in prison...although he might get a death penalty, which is wrong.

[UkrainianAmerican]

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon Hollow Points??

So the Southener shot his wife?

Why is that funny? I find it brutal. Hope he rots in prison...although he might get a death penalty, which is wrong.
Retard.